Chris Jericho

Roleplay Number: Raw Promo
Roleplay Title: RAW is now infected with the Y2J VIRUS!!!
People Used: Read and find out
Win-Draw-Loss 0-0-0
Next Match:  n/a
Accomplishments: n/a

 [-Forward-]
Never EH EH EH EVER will RAW be boring agayne! The Larger Than Life Living Legend is here! So pull up a chair, and take a look at what Y2J has to say!

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(The scene starts inside The Hartford Civic Center, in the background the cheers of the fans are heard as they chant - 'WWF...WWF' over and over again. The fans have arrived 4 and a half hours early for Raw in hopes of seeing their favorite WWF superstars, getting autographs and participating in the WWF Experience! The camera is focused on seemingly nothing in particular, it pictures the scene of a boring backstage hallway, technical equipment lays around the place that would set the scene for a good hardcore match. Suddenly a man walks across the screen from the right hand side to the left, he has shoulder-length blonde hair and unshaven chin, he wears shades and his shiny silver shirt... Lillian Garcia, tries to catch up however struggles with a mobile microphone unit, the camera follows behind her as she shouts out...)

Lillian Garcia - "Chris! Chris! Wait up!"

(the man then turns round to face the camera - it is the immediately recognizable face of The Living Legend himself, CHRIS JERICHO!! As well as the shiny silver shirt he wears a T-Shirt saying '100% Jericohol' and wears a pair of black Tommy Hilfiger Jeans. Lillian Garcia is about to try her hand at interviewing the 'Living Legend'...)

THE LIVING LEGEND SPEAKS...

JERICHO - "What can I the 'Living Legend' do for you today, Ms. Garcia?"

Lillian - "You seem to be angry at the fact that the WWF is "skipping" you. You feel you should already be the Undisputed Champion. After all you are one of the best in the business but have you lost the touch? And what do you have to say to the rest of the RAW BRAND and your competition on the SMACKDOWN! BRAND?..."

(Jericho stares back plainly unimpressed by the question that Lillian has asked him... he pauses for a minute... and then snatches the microphone from Lillian's' hand...)

JERICHO - "Lillian, how many times do I have to tell you to never ask me such stupid questions ever again... do you even understand plain English? I doubt it... because if you did then you would have never asked the question that you just did. You see, The 'Living Legend' does not need to be concerned with anyone that thinks that they can get in his way. I have heard that far to many times to be concerned by a bunch of Chris Jericho wannabes... I can't help it if Bret Hart, Austin, Triple H, or DDP wants to idolize me, after all I am the hottest damn wrestler that there is today and the hundreds of millions of my fans simply justify that feeling. You see, contrary to what you might be thinking, little girl, The Living Legend has been scouting his... (Jericho uses his hands to symbolize the quote) ...'opponents' and I have never seen such a pathetic bunch of alleged wrestlers in my life. I have been speechless at the absolute trash that WWF fans have been subjected to... never in my years in this business have I seen the quality of my 'opponents' be of such a poor quality. How can you be scared of someone like Bret Hart? Austin? Triple H? DDP? Huh? I mean as we speak, DDP must be absolutely scared out his mind at the prospect of The Living Legend stepping in the ring with him. Hey, Diamond! You see Diamond maybe a big shot in his own insignificant dream world but none he has never had to face me. He can run his mouth all he wants, but when he steps inside the square circle with the 'Living Legend' he will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a bunch of punks walk away with MY GLORY - the WWF UNDISPUTED Championship. All this "skipping" has done has given me the opportunity to train harder, and get ready to beat up a lot of people. You know, I know, the damn fans know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. There isn't a man in this fed, including DDP, that even compare to the force that is Chris Jericho. These assholes will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that! I will destroy every single one of those men that have the guts to face me. I will spill their blood, I will make them beg for mercy, but all that will do is make me more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. Everyone of my opponents better bring everything they have got because if they want to stay alive, they will have to do that. But not for one second should they think they can defeat me, I am too intense, too strong, too damn dangerous to let some pack of ass clowns get in the way of the 'Living Legend' Chris Jericho, winning WWF gold, something that is inevitable. For years, The Living Legend went around minor federations that were deemed never to come of anything that I would. Each federation finally submitted to the power of the 'Living Legend' and it 's only a matter of time until this fed does as well. The one thing that drives me even though I don't necessarily need to fight anymore - I've made my money, the one thing that keeps me going to the determination to achieve total domination. This skipping may only be the first minor step in that direction but it is a vital one and I intend to make ever use of it, no matter what anyone thinks or says... Chris Jericho will prevail the victor from this because I say so... And oh DDP, the rest of RAW, and SMACKDOWN! remember one thing...

I am NOT a HAS BEEN!!

(Jericho throws the microphone to the ground and stares into the camera for a moment with a hint of a grin across his face and he walks off in some direction as the camera focuses in on Lillian Garcia who seems to be shocked at the comments of The Living Legend. Chris Jericho is ready for war, but will he get one?) 

(The scene fades to back)