.:| Scene |:.
A huge black stretch limo
is seen pulling up to what appears to a circus. Everyone around is staring at
the limo anxiously awaiting to see who steps out of the vehicle. First a couple
of good looking women get out of the limo and then the door shuts. A few seconds
later 'The Natch' Ric Flair steps out of the limo followed by 'Freak Zilla'
Scott Steiner! Now that we have the answered the question of 'who is in the
limo?' We must now answer the question 'What the hell are they doing at the
circus?!?'
.:| End Scene |:.
Freak Zilla | Scott
Steiner - Ric!
You said this was a business trip! What the hell are we doing at the fucking
circus?!?
The Natch | Ric Flair -
Relax champ! It's the circus! Wooooo! Would I steer you wrong? Come on now champ
have some faith in me jack! Woooo!
Freak Zilla | Scott
Steiner - This better be worth my time Flair! I get be getting laid right now...
The Natch | Ric Flair -
Wooooooo! Champ we got all night long for that! Now do you want to make some
money or not?
Freak Zilla | Scott
Steiner - What the hell... yeah let's get this shit over with.
.:| 10 minutes later
|:.
Circus Guy - Come one!
Come all! Come see our main attraction! The man with the largest arms in the
world! Freak Zilla! Scott Steiner!
:.: The camera focuses in
on Steiner who is placed in a cage and looks extremely irritated and pissed off
:.:
Circus Guy - Five
dollars! To touch the largest arms in the world!
Freak Zilla | Scott
Steiner - Whoa, whoa whoa! No one said anything about touching! No one is
touching the largest arms in the world! No one bitch! Do you hear me?!?
:.: Steiner bends the
bars away from each other and steps out of the cage and begins to beat the
living hell out of the circus guy :.:
Freak Zilla | Scott
Steiner - (speaking to the camera man) Did you get that bitch?!? (he nods) Good
get in my fuckin limo right now! Or your next!
:.: Steiner, Flair, and
the camera man all get into the limo and drive off :.:
Freak Zilla | Scott
Steiner - Now you listen here bitch boy, Freak Zilla has alot to say so shut
your god damn mouth and keep the camera rolling and maybe we will let you go.
First thing is first. I must apologize to all my freaks for getting screwed out
of a win on Revenge. That fuckin asshole Sid Vicious grabbed the chair first, it
should have been an automatic DQ on his bitch ass! But no... the ref calls it a
double DQ and in the process screws over Freak Zilla! No one screws Freak Zilla!
NO ONE! Well except for some of my freaks and Vince McMahon's daughter! That's
not my point, back to my story! I was SCREWED out of a win on Revenge and it
WILL NOT happen again! Do you people hear me?!? WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN! Come this
Sunday I will destroy all seven of those other bitches and make them BOW DOWN
AND KISS MY ASS! Every single fucking one of them. From the Olympic asshole to
the pathetic Jeff Hardy! None of you have the ability, the moves, or the looks
to defeat Freak Zilla! I am a well oiled machine...an unstoppable monster! I
cannot be stopped or denied! I told all of my FREAKS Sid would not walk out of
the arena last night. As I promised our match ended with him layed out on his
back! Yeah I was right next to him but I delivered the promise! This week I
guarantee all of my freaks that I will win my 8 man royal rumble and go onto
Over Drive! I guarantee it! Aint no one got shit on SCOTT STEINER!
