Scott Steiner is your hook up holla if ya hear me!!!


.:| Foreword |:. The professional wrestling world has been given a swift kick in the balls with the return of Big Poppa Pump. Vince Russo has already picked up some key players in the wrestling world, competitors such as Triple H, ,The Rock, Chris Jericho, and Brock Lesnar. Russo is saying that he also plans on picking up many others as the federation develops. Already, the EWA staff has booked a great No Holds Barred Card for March 2nd, 2003. This looks to be a blockbuster card for the EWA. But will Freak Zilla make his presence felt? It's a question only one man can answer...

THE RP

~(...The scene opens during one of EWA's house shows. The show is mainly for new wrestler trying to impress EWA officials to get contracts. After one match is done and over with, and the ring has been cleared out, the fans are a little surprised when a sudden feed pops up on the BIG SCREEN. The fans' attention shifts up to the Titan-Tron to see a long, black stretch limo pull into the arena. The watch in curiosity as the driver of the limo gets out and opens the back door. Then, a pair of very fine legs steps out and the fans begin to cheer as the beautiful Midajah steps out wearing a very skimpy dress. 

She is followed, as always by Big Poppa Pump?!?!. The fans boo at the site of Scott Steiner, but he just puts his arm around Midajah as they head into the arena. As they walk down one of the halls they are stopped by The Coach...)~

[-Coach-] Scott Steiner! Scott Steiner!!

[-'BPP' Scott Steiner-] What the hell do you want?

[-Coach-] I was just wondering if we could conduct an interview with you and Midajah?

[-'BPP' Scott Steiner-] Your kidding me right? Me give you an interview? Ha Ha!! You want an interview I suggest you sit in front of a monitor and watch because I am going to the ring, MY RING, now step back and watch boy!

~(...Steiner shoves Coach out of the way and pushes down a couple of EWA boxes stacked up in the corner as Midajah gives him a "What the hell?" type of look...)~

[-'The Number One Freak' Midajah-] Scott, what is wrong with you?

[-Steiner-] Me?!?! You want know what's wrong with me? I'll tell you what the hell is wrong with me, you and the rest of the world. 

10 Minutes Later........

~(...The lights die down and begin to flash as 'Patiently Waiting' by 50 Cent f/ Eminem begins to blare over the P.A. system. The crowd raises to their feet, mainly booing as Scott Steiner along with Midajah come walking out onto the ramp-way. Steiner takes a look into the crowd, they then continue down to the ring. As they approach the ring, Midajah climbs the stairs but Steiner goes to the front of the ring and climbs up on the apron. He looks back and forth at the crowd as Midajah bends over and the fans cheer before they both get into the ring. He steps into the ring as the lights go back to normal and the music dies down. Scott grabs a microphone as the crowd continues to boo...)~

[-SS-] You all need to shut the hell up, because I have a lot to say!

~(...The crowd boos some more...)~

[-SS-] Now I just found out that March 2nd on No Holds Barred I face Matt Hardy...(Crowd gives a mixed reaction)... Yeah, I know you all love your beloved 'Mattitude'. But believe me, after NHB, there will be nothing to love. Now you all laugh at his childish antics, there will be nothing to laugh about! You see, right now I'm not in the best of moods. I came to the EWA to be treated like the wrestling god that I am. And what do I recieve? Nothing! Instead I have to destroy this fucking retard. Vince I know your the boss, but what the hell were you thinking? You, and probably all of these fans know exactly what I'm capable of. All the fights and massacres I've been through. They don't call me the Supa Freak for nothing ya know, but the whole fact of the mater is that the match is already booked and I'm going to have to let it go through with it whether I like it or not. Too bad for Matt Hardy though, because he will have to pay for this wrongful crime. He may look and see this match as just a stepping stone but I beg to differ. This match is not only for pride and honor, not only to keep the hopes of making it to the top alive, but I am going to destroy Matt Hardy for one and only one reason. To prove to everyone in the back that Freak Zilla is here to dominate! After Vince sees the horrible, bloody mess that I leave in this very ring, they won't have any other choice then to automatically give me the world title. Don't get me wrong, I Respect all of the superstars in the tournament and all they have done, wait the fuck I do! I don't respect them! Never have, never will! As far as I'm concerned I am the best damn thing going and no one can stop me!!  Not Matt Hardy, not Triple H, not Brock Lesnar...no one can keep me from getting what is rightfully mine, and that is a title shot. It's just too bad for the innocent I will slaughter along the way, because they aren't going to be having a very peaceful road, in fact they're in for HELL!

~(...Steiner starts to pace around the ring a little...)~

[-SS-] Now Matt, at NHB we will meet in this ring, just the two of us. Battling it out to try to show our dominance in the EWA. This is a new start for me. And there are a few things I need to accomplish. First there needs to be a dominant man, and that man is going to be me, Scott Steiner! Matt, I won't deny that you are a talent, but when you compare yourself to myself, you are just a little boy! You don't have the skill, the moves, or...ha ha...the looks! You might be a funny man, but your fault is exactly that! You're too concerned with making people laugh and you forget what your objective is, and that is to win! You can make all the jokes you want, but when it comes down to show time, there will be no jokes. The only thing coming out of your mouth will be, "Please God let me walk out of his match in one piece!". But if I have it my way, the only way you'll be leaving that building on March 2nd is in a stretcher or better yet, a body-bag! I will do whatever it takes to win. If I have to sacrifice my body. I'm willing to get thrown around and leap through the air to attack my opponents. Luckily enough for me, I won't have to go through too much work. I'll just be throwing your bitch ass around the ring like a rag doll. And then after I take your ass down to the mat. SMACK! Just like that, you will be on your back counting the lights. And after your ass taps, the referee will raise my arm, declaring myself the winner. And  you won't be able to a a damn thing except whip the blood of your faces and stare at Freak Zilla as you lay lifeless on the mat!

~(...Steiner walks over next to Midajah and puts his arm around her. Steiner drops down the microphone as 'Patiently Waiting' by 50 Cent f/ Eminem blasts up again and Midajah and himself exit the ring to a some what booing crowd. As they head through the back towards their locker room, they are stopped again by Coach...)~

[-SS-] What is it now? Does Vince want to see me?

[-Coach-] No, I was wondering if I could get that interview with you and Midajah.

[-SS-] Make it fast.

[-Coach-] Well, you say that it won't take a lot to defeat Matt Hardy, but are you doing anything special to get ready for your match.

[-SS-] Not really, there's no need for it. I know all his moves, the way he thinks, hell I know him! But unlike him, I am smart. As I age, I change my ways. I learn new moves, enhance my style and moves. So each time you step into the ring with me, it's a different game. Always the best, But each time slightly different. Matt Hardy is boring. He doesn't know what you have to do to make it in the EWA, but I do. And on NHB he will be blasted out of the water, at how much I have changed. Not only am I stronger, but I'm more fierce and I have more skill. March 2nd, he will experience the new me, and there is no other like it.

[-Coach-] And Midajah, do you plan on being ringside for Scott's match?

[-Midajah-] Of course, you are stupider then you look. I will be at ringside supporting my man one hundred percent. And I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty by slapping Matt Hardy right across his butt ugly face. Whatever it takes to make sure Scott gets the win!

[-Coach-] Yes...

[-SS-] Coach, I'm a busy man. But I'll leave you with this. Matt Hardy doesn't even deserve to be in the same ring as me. He is a washed-up Scott Steiner wannabe. And this NHB he will be PLAYED out! "Supa-Freak" Scott Steiner is your hook-up, holla if ya hear me!!!

~(...Steiner again shoves Coach aside as he puts his arm around Midajah and they head towards their locker room as the scene fades to black...)~




 

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This is my 1st of 3 RPS for NHB. Not my best work but I wanted to be that first to post. My next two will be better. Good luck to my opponent on NHB!

 

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