(the scene start outside the entrance for VIPs at Detroit's International Airport, we can see that a large amount of cameramen and reporters are waiting for someone to arrive, they chat to each other like they are best of friends but like in any business - once the real business happens, friendship goes out of the window. A large group of the general public has also gathered as if they are expecting someone famous to arrive. The press talk happily as powerful, expensive automobiles drive by them. Occasionally some pull up at the entrance and some man or woman steps out in their expense clothing but they are not who the press is looking for. Each time a car pulls up the respective reporters huddle around they car but each time they are disappointed.)



(However this one time, one of the reporters looks through his binoculars at the incoming traffic and shouts to the rest, 'He's coming! He's here!". In reaction to hearing this the reporters clamber to get in the best position for when this car they have been waiting for pulls up. Suddenly a long, black, stretch limousine pulls up. The press are excited by this limo and flickers of light shine and the photographers take their pictures. The chauffeur of the limousine gets out and opens the rear door...)

(Freak Zilla steps out of the limo! Reporters immediately go towards Steiner bombarding him with questions about Smackdown and Test. However Steiner goes over to the fans that have assembled to catch a glimpse of the CWF superstar, he walks over and the fans scramble to get close to him as Steiner starts to sign autographs for the fans. As he is doing this the photographers continues to take their picture as the flashlights nearly blind the onlookers with the intense of the flashes of light, as Steiner continues to sign autographs he answers some of the reporters' question...)

Reporter #1 – "Mr. Steiner, Mr. Steiner – this is surely the biggest match of your life, are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this match." 

(Steiner is obviously outraged, but doesn't react in his usually manner, with the crowd's chants and the reporters shouting questions means that he can hardly be heard) 

Steiner – "What the hell did you say jack? Did you just say that Freak Zilla is a chicken shit? That I could possibly be afraid of some goofy ass Canadian? Do you think that Test actually poses a threat to Scott Steiner?

(Steiner stops signing autographs and looks the reporter who asked the question straight in the eye...)

Steiner - "Look me in the eye and tell me I'm scared. Look right in my eyes! I am a GENETIC FREAK damnit! I have no fear! I am afraid of no one! Certainly not Test! I mean he goes around the damn CWF like he's some big shit with his inbred cousins as if they are actually a threat! If you want see a threat look at this! *Steiner flexes* Test dont got shit on FREAK ZILLA!

Reporter #2 - "Scott! Scott Scott!"

Steiner - "Hey man, no need to shout!"

(Steiner goes back to signing autographs and posing for photographers in the group of the fans, not the photographers for the media)

Reporter #2 - "I just want to ask one question, how do you rate your chances at Smackdown?"

Steiner - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? Did you not hear me? Look I am going to tell it straight, come Smackdown, Freak Zilla will destroy Test, I will do that. You know and I know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up another so called superstar, and get one step closer to CWF gold in the process, and I will do that. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that THE GENETIC FREAK is an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. There isn't a man in the CWF that even compares to the force that is Scott Steiner. Test will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. He will feel what pain is, its time he pays the price. I will conquer - make no mistake about that! He will feel the wrath of FREAK ZILLA! Now Test, I give you credit where its deserved you do a mighty fine impersonation of your hero - Freak Zilla, and who can blame you? You follow my actions, you learn my wrestling style - its good to know that you are one of my fans. However that stuff you made up about that I....sucked. Well, we all know that's bullshit!. Test, I thought I taught you a little more professionalism than what you showed earlier. I though you would know well enough to stop acting like a bitch and grow up a little. Coming in the CWF and blasting me is something that you don't do. Test, I told you once, that you stand no chance against Freak Zilla. You need to prove yourself to me Test. I am an accomplished superstar, your nothing but dog shit on the bottom of my shoes. Coming in one your first day blasting me like some rookie, is no way to prove yourself. But, I don't care what you say. Well Test as you know - besides my FREAKS I don't give a damn whether any other of you idiots live or die, it makes no difference to me! Sure you have talent, you've got a quite few wins, you've even held a championship in the WWE. But that is all in the past. This is the present Test. No one gives a damn what you did before. Now it's my time. It's all about Freak Ziilla. You know, I know, the people at home know the benefits of being Freak Zilla, that there is always a limo waiting, fine ladies, just look at Stacy, and the freaks always have your back - except you are too stupid to remember that. Test, you heard me right the first time, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO FACE ME! Hell I could not show up to Smackdown and still beat your bitch ass all over the arena. You got that jack?

(an airport announcement suddenly is announced - "Could all passengers for the first class only flight to Peoria, Illinois please make their way to check-in, repeat, could all passengers for the first class only flight please make their way to check-in. Thank You.")

Steiner - "Thanks a lot guys, I got a fight to win!"


(the scene lightens from black, the scene starts inside an airplane, however its a very modern airplane and very spacious, its not a usual economy flight - you can tell by the layout of the airplane that it used only for the richer customer. An air hostess walks past the camera, the camera follows her movements, so walks over to a man sitting down in one of the recliner seats...)

Air Hostess - "More complementary champagne, Mr. Gates?"

Mr. Gates - "No, no more, thank you, I have an meeting about some computer software in a few hours - I need to have my wits about me. I'm having problems with my Windows system at the minute..."

Air Hostess - "Well I know a very good window cleaner if that would be any help?"

Mr. Gates - (laughs) "No, no, with the trouble I'm in, I'm going to need something more than a good window cleaner."

Air Hostess - "If you say so, Mr. Gates"

(The air stewardess walks off to other passengers asking the same question. Then suddenly Freak Zilla walks onto the airplane. Steiner walks on looking at his air ticket wondering where exactly his is sitting and also carries a hold-all with some of his gear inside it...)

Air Hostess - "Hello, Mr. Steiner, good to see you again, can I see your ticket?"

Steiner - "Sure here you go..."

(Steiner shows the air hostess the ticket...)

Air Hostess - "Okay sir, you are sitting here, there wasn't enough space to allocate your request for an empty seat beside your own, here's your window seat... if there is anything that can make you more comfortable don't hesitate to ask."

Steiner - "Well there's an invitation and a half!"

(the air hostess stares at Steiner, clearly unimpressed)

Steiner - "I'm fine, thank you... Your presence is no longer needed!?"

(the air hostess walks off)

(Steiner goes to put his bag in the overhead compartment, but then notices the man that the air hostess was talking to first...)

Steiner - "Hey Bill, how's the business going?"

Bill - "We're having one or two problems at the minute, damn government won't leave me alone, I suppose your flying for the big event you got coming up?"

Steiner- "That's the idea... anyway I'll leave you to work on this problem you got, speak to you some other time..."

Bill - "Thanks Scott, good luck Thursday night."

Steiner - "Luck's got nothing to do about it."

(Steiner sits down in his recliner chair and sips on his diet coke, normally it would be champagne but the god damned airplane wouldn't serve any to him , he sits waiting for the remaining passengers to arrive, he flicks through a complementary magazine until a man sits down beside him...)

(The two men shake hands)

Steiner - "Good to meet you..."

Man - "And the same to you..."

Steiner- "I might be way off here but I recognize you from somewhere. I believe I've seen you before?"

Man - "I was thinking the same thing... I know you from somewhere, umm... let me introduce myself - I'm Bruce Willis, you might off seen some of my movies..."



Bruce Willis - "I know you now, your Scott Steiner, aren't you?"

Steiner - "The very one, so why are you heading out this way?

Bruce Willis - "Just on vacation, a little getaway."

Steiner - "Hey man, you know I could get you a few Smackdown tickets if you want, come and see me beat the hell out of Test - it'll be just like one of your Die Hard movies. Mindless explosions, beautiful women and countless acts of unaccountable violence. What do you say?"

Bruce Willis - "That would be awesome, I mean to go to more events but I'm busy saving the world and stuff..."

Steiner - "Well you have done it enough times! (laughs)"

Bruce Willis - "Actually would you excuse me a minute, I want to go and use the restroom"

Steiner- "Sure, I'm not going to stop you! (laughs)"

(Bruce Willis walks off towards the toilet and disappears from screen)

(Steiner goes back to reading his magazine, after a moment a young boy sits down beside Steiner in Bruce Willis's chair, Steiner doesn't even notice that the boy has sat down beside him, the boy seems infatuated with Steiner as he stares non-stop at him, after a while Steiner looks around and is surprised by the boy...)

Steiner - "Christ kid! How long have you been there?!"

Boy - (he talks at an incredible rate so that you can only pick up some of the words that he says, he also sounds as if he has every statistic in the world memorized) "Approximately 53.78 seconds"

(Steiner looks at the kid wondering if someone has put the boy up to acting strangely)

Steiner - "Is there something wrong with you kid? Are you feeling alright?"

Boy - "Yes sir, I am feeling ninety-six percent well, in fact my parents sometimes so that I can't be that well, but I really, really am, I tell you I am."

Steiner - "Has someone told you to come over here and talk me? Who put you up to this? Is Test on this plane? Did they put you up to this?"

Boy - "No sir, I have come here on my own accord, actually under Section 3 Paragraph 27 of the Child Protection Act - it's the my orders not even to talk to strangers, however I don't consider you a stranger as I regularly watched you on World Wrestling Entertainment broadcasts until recentyl when you left for your new federation, which are now shown on TNN and UPN, actually that's interesting because TNN was created beca..."

Steiner - "Look kid, don't you think you should be with your parents...Mommy and daddy!"

Boy - "Yes, I should sir, by I thought you would appreciate my company more, I have my stamp collection which I could talk you through, I have some of the rarest stamps in the world, including the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

Steiner - "No thanks kid, I have someone I want to talk to at the back of the plane"

Boy - "Of course you do, being a wrestling superstar you must have approximately ten million, four hundred and twenty-three thousand, five hundred and nine fans. The probability of meet one would be three hundred..."

(Steiner gets up and walks off hoping to lose this annoying boy, however the boy follows Steiner until...)

Man - "What the hell are you doing with my son? You think you can walk off with my son, huh?"

Steiner- "Look asshole, you can take your son, what the hell have you been teaching this goofy little jackass anyway?"

Man - "Why you... First you try to steal my son and then you insult the way I brought him up? Why I ought to beat your ass"

Steiner - "You beat my ass? I'd like to see you try bitch! Go for it tough guy!"

Air Hostess - "Gentlemen, gentlemen please calm down..."

(they all talk at once...)

Boy - "Father I would advise you that you do not incite Freak Zilla, he may see fit that he should apply The Steiner Recliner to you, in fact The Steiner Recliner was formerly known as the Camel Clutch when used by Sargeant Slaughter, he would sur..."

The Air Hostess, Steiner and the man - (to the boy) "SHUT UP!"

(Steiner and the man look at each other as if they have come to an agreement...)

Man - "I'm sorry, my son can over the top sometimes..."

Steiner - "No problem, I shouldn't have got so angry"

(the men shake hands and Steiner walks back to his seat as the father walks back to his seat with his son, Steiner sits back down as Bruce Willis reads a magazine)

Steiner - "I'm back"

Bruce Willis - "So I see, anyway, I thought I would bring something along to pass the time of this flight."

Steiner - "Good idea"

Bruce Willis - "Yeah, I brought my stamp collection with me, you know I have one of the rarest stamps in the world, I have the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

(before Bruce Willis can say another word, Steiner jumps off his seat and says...)

Steiner - "Got to go to the restroom!"

(Steiner walks off as Bruce Willis sits by himself...)

Bruce Willis - "Jeez, what's his problem?"
 

Static

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This is my 2nd RP for Smackdown. The layout is credited to Matt Coppard information below. Good luck to Ben and everyone else!

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