B I G - B O O T Y - D A D D Y !

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|| Auburn Hills, Michigan. A nice quiet place to live. Many successful people grace the streets of this town. One of the most successful is Scott Steiner. He resides in a gigantic mansion with Stacy Keibler. Recently a CWF camera caught this never before seen footage! ||

A Man's Voice - "Yeah bitch! You like it rough!

A Woman's Voice - "Scott, knock it off! You have to start training for your match."

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "I have to train? For what? Look at me Stace! *Steiner flexes and it draws a smile from Stacey* Why in the hell do I have to train to beat Test's ass?

'She's Got Legs' Stacey Keibler - "Scott, I know you are in great shape. Trust me I know. But, Test isn't someone to be taken lightly.

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "Test ain't shit! What can he do to stop the Big Bad Booty Daddy? He ain't nothin but a little bitch! Hah, but come SmackDown he will be my BITCH!"

'She's Got Legs' Stacey Keibler - "That's right baby! You're gonna kick his ass!"

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "You're god damn right!"

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler - "I am going to get in the shower now Scott. You need to start training."

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "I don't need to train. The only thing Big Poppa Pump needs is a piece of ass!"

|| Stacey walks off towards the shower. The door bell sounds and Scott heads off in the opposite direction. ||

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "Who in the hell is bothering me?"

|| Scott answers the door. On the other side of the door is Rick Steiner. ||

Rick Steiner - "I heard that you had a match with that jackass Test and that Hardcore Holly was in his corner. I thought you could use some help."

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? Big Poppa Pump don't need help with nothin' jack! Not a god damn thing! Look at Test. He is a worthless piece of shit! I will DOMINATE him! Make no mistakes about it Rick. No one in CWF can stop me! I am going to make the whole CWF bow down and kiss my ass!"

Rick Steiner - "Don't get too confident Scott. Test is a good wrestler."

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "Test ain't got shit on Freak Zilla! There ain't a damn person in CWF that can stop me. After Test's bitch ass taps out the CWF will know what is like to be a genetic freak! Hah, this pussy thinks he has a shot at beating Scott Steiner? Test I suggest you listen to your inbred cousins. You can't beat Scott Steiner jack! You're going to need all the help you can get! While you're at it, you can tell Hardcore if he gets in my way, I will snap his fuckin' neck!"

Rick Steiner - "Scott, you know that this isn't going to be as easy as you think. Everyone is going to be gunning for you. People say you have lost a step."

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "Like who? Test? That fuckin' dumbass can't even tie his own shows! Who wants a piece of Big Poppa Pump? The Rock? That bitch needs to stick to Hollywood. Stone Cold? The only ass he can beat is a woman's! Look, Rick, it's simple. There ain't a single threat to me on this roster. These bitches can't hang with a genetic freak! As far as I am concerned, this shit is in the bag. I ain't got a damn thing to worry about. I'm in the best shape of my life. I get laid every night. I am filthy fuckin' rich! Then look at my opponent. He is a ugly, retarded Canadian, he ain't had pussy since pussy had him, and he runs around with the Hollys. Test ain't got a clue about what's going to hit him! Test you think that you're a star? You believe that people actually recognize you when you go out. You're a has been Test! No, fuck that. you're a NEVER WAS! You couldn't cut it in WWE. You're not gonna cut it here either. You think Scott Steiner is washed up? Others think Scott Steiner uses steriods? Bitch, this *Steiner flexes* is all natural! I don't need no damn steriods. All the jackasses who consider themselves fans wanna say that Big Poppa Pump can't wrestle? Maybe they're right. But I can and will beat your ass all over the ring! Test, you're accomplishments don't even come close to comparing to mine. You're 'star status' that you think you have ain't got shit on me! All that bullshit you're talkin' about, you being the star here in CWF. CWF belongs to Freak Zilla. This is my territory. No one, and I mean no one can best Scott Steiner. But the future of right now isn't of concern. I'm not worrying about SmackDown or Test. I only worry about my FREAKS and my PEAKS! Come Smackdown, Test, you will bow down and kiss my ass! This goes out to all my Freaks...

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|| Just as Steiner finishes up his rant Stacey Keibler comes walking into the room fresh out of the shower. Wearing nothing but a towel. Stacey stops right in front of Steiner and drops her towel. Unfortunately it's out of view of the camera ||

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "Haha, now bow down bitch!

|| Five hours later... Scott Steiner and Stacy Keibler are seen getting out of a limo at an upscale night club. From down the street a few kids spot Steiner and Stacey. They run up to the night club to see if it is really them. ||

'Freak Zilla' Scott Steiner - "C'mon Stacey, let's go in before this little jackasses get here."

'Kid' Mikey - "Wow! It's Scott Steiner! You're that guy who is going to kick his ass beat by Test!"

'Frank Zilla' Scott Steiner - "Look her you little bastard. The only thing that Test can beat is his meat! He ain't got nothin' on Scott Steiner! Nothin'! Now get the hell out of here. I'm sick of this shit Stacey. People actually think Test is going to beat me. Who the hell does he think he is? I am a former WCW Champion. What the hell has Test done? NOTHING! Which is exactly what he is going to do on SmackDown! NOTHING! Test, stands no chance. He will bow down and kiss my ass!

 

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This is my 1st of RP for Smackdown. The layout is credited to Matt Coppard information below. Good luck to Ben and everyone else!

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Layout © Matt Coppard

RP © Corey Rich