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Coreys Corner

Well last week we saw the end of the era. James left BFH. Tonight we sort through the clatter to find a worthy replacement. All the PWA members and fans will vote for James' replacement. Thats right the fans choose! While a era may have ended tonight will mark the beginning of a new one! James good luck on Revenge and let's get down to it! This column may be a little difficult to read but tough titty said the kitty. Things didnt work out so just deal with it. NEXT WEEK WILL BE BETTER I GUARAN DAMN TEE IT!

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The Replacements' (Sam, Scott, Mr. Wrestling 4 and Drew) Corner

Sam: Well, I'd like to mention that I am going to WM for an IC Title match, so everyone must be happy, since as we know, I'm gonna win some more gold. The nWo is back, but who the fuck cares, and there was one title change this week.   HBK lost, as usual, and Shazza is on a slide. That aussie mofo has got to be pissed.

Scott: Scotty 2 f'n Hotty here, for the SECOND week in a row, and im glad to be here again. HBK losin as usual? Hah, lemme be BRUTALLY FUCKIN HONEST with you son, i just kicked your ass last week to win that damn title and i will have the pleasure of beatin your ass once again at WrestleMania. Now, nWo is back and back in the white and bla ck. nWo is gon' run this damn place once again... I have the feeling, and Corey, Congrats on your victory.

Drew: Wrestlemania its a joke!!! This wrestlemania means nothing!!! No Royal Rumble wiinner in the main event?! What kinda main event is that? I agree that Jamie Corey and Shazza deserve their shots but not as much as I did! What about me? What about Drew? Yeah thats right I should be There but No soreness Cause Im here and Il be here for a long long time when I destroy you all in this contest and be the new host.

Mr. Wrestling 4 (Steve): I'm Mr Wrestling 4, and right now all the other so-called contestants are engaging in the worst cat-fight since Corey and James We had an okay week in the PWA, which has been going through ups and downs since losing Raven & Sabu Rock & Steiner recieved their places in the main event, and it looks like WM will be on hell of a show But for now ladies, lets all get ready for a crash-course in being Brutally Fucking Honest.

Drew: Mr. Wrestling 4? What a joke! What happened to Mr. Wrestling 1-3?

Steve: They died and Vince Russo is a disgrace, lets move on.

Drew: Vince isn't the only disgrace here.

Steve:  At least Drew is honest about himself.

Sam: "Nobody is betta than Kanyon" and that is the fucking truth!

Steve: On Planet Stasiak maybe. But on a place I call Earth, Freakzilla looks unstoppable.

Sam: can you try to kiss ass any harder?

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New World Order or Old Ass Gimmick?

Sam: Old Ass Gimmick. Russo ran that thing dry in WCW, and now you think Hadjeero has the creativity to keep it fresh and exciting? Puh-lease! Hadjeero couldn't keep a wet dream exciting.

Scott: Shut up Sam, nWo will always be the unstoppable force in any wrestling organazation. Sam, you dissed me once, and Ima keep it goin, but back to the topic, the nWo is prolly the most exciting stable ever! We got some of the top superstars runnin the damn place now, the nWo is takin over.

Drew: nWo Come on now.... Can you say BOOORRRINNGG!!! Now lets see if you go to EVERY SINGLE e fed on the net how many of them have the nWo? Doesn't Hadjiro learn? It never EVERRRRR Works! How many times did we Try it in the last fed Corey? 5082 Times?  See with the Flock it was something new. Something Fresh and leave it to Hadjiro to kill something soo great off in such a Horrible Horrible way. Fuckin Kiss Vince's Ass! No way in hell! Only people who would degrade them selves that way is the damn brits. Isnt that Right Malone? Regal did it and There would be no way in FUCKIN HELL!!!! Raven would have done it but Just like Raven's wrestlemania shot the nWo gimmick should be used... NEVERMORE!

Steve: Then I'll go Drew. Scott, so very wrong you are. The New World Order is going to be the biggest three letter disaster next to BFH if I don't win..Hall & Nash reached their prime years ago, and all their good for is a few jokes and botched spots, Vince what are you thinking these days?! Definitely Old Ass Gimmick.

 

 Show Stealer Of The Week?

Sam: Chris Jericho is the show stealer of the week took Rocky to the limit last week beat Shazza this week he's coming into his own I'd like to see him become a Main Event player soon! Not as good as Kanyon, but damn good.

Scott: Hmmm... I say the Showstealer(s) of the week are the nWo! Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner.. They really suprised me on their return and reforming the nWo. Shocked the hell outta me, i dunno about anyone else.

Drew: Showstealer of the Week? Well theres only one way to find out... Its Survey Time!!! Thats Right The Bad Guy Scott Hall is Back! Ey Yo Chico! Whos Here to see the Pee Dubbaya Aye!?! Certainly Not me! Im here to see Chico back and in action! I cant wait to see him live up to the name he had once made for himself. That intercontinental title has his name carved in on it permantly and hes definally gunna take back what he deserves once hes givin the shot.

Steve: Scott my boy you have a lot to learn. Definitley Chris Jericho. He may have lost to the Rock, but he beat another guy in the WM Main Event. Sam is right that he isn't as good as Kanyon....he's "BETTA!" I could easily see him in a PPV Main Event very soon. Break the Walls down baby!

Scott: I need to learn?? Chris Jericho may have showed some heart this week, but how long did is it gonna last? You need to remember, kid, nWo is 4 LIFE! And I have to agree with ya about Kanyon, cuz EVERYONE is "Betta Than Kanyon."

Steve: NWO is for dollars, and if they don't get em, don't expect to see em Scotty.

 

Dissapointment Of The Week?

Sam: The Undertaker. Sure, he did well, but not good enough. Jericho came out and took it to him. Chris Jericho showed up and defeated The Undertaker, after last week LOSING to The Rock, one of the men Taker if facing at WM. How does Taker expect to fare well against Rocky if he lost to the man that Rocky beat? Let us not forget that Taker lost LAST week two. I'm sorry my friend, but in the words of ECW fans, "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!"

Scott: This one is pretty easy.. It was KANYON! Even though he didn't have a match, he still dissapoints me! From what I hear, he bitches cuz he lost to the Showstoppa, prolly got his way outta a match, and now talkin like he's actually someone, but, ok, ill be serious here, i think id give it to 'Taker. Im suprised what has happened to him lately.

Drew: Hmm Dissapointment? Its Gotta Be Kurt Angle for one simple Reason... Im not Kurt! Mikey just can't handle Kurt Angle like I can. Few People Could... We all know mikey. He picks a wrestler, disgraces them then tosses them to the side like a broken toy. It didnt bother me at all at first. He trashed Goldberg, Sid, and I refuse to see Kurt have the same treatment... So untill Mikey gives up Kurt or I see Mikey is acctually a decent one hes MY dissapointment of the week.

Steve: Taker is definitley the dissapointment of the YEAR! He can't expect to stay in the WM main event if he keeps jobbing week after week. Its a sorry state of affairs when management doesn't do anything about it either. That shows how much the backstage crew knows what they're doing If they're giving Taker a shot these days, why not give Funki or better yet, Mene Gene Okerlund a shot?

Scott: Steve, why the hell you talkin like a Enron employee? 

Steve: Good one Scotty Maybe my pet helper monkey can exchange jokes with you someday.

 

PWA World Champion, Vacant

Sam: Nobody. The match at WrestleMania looks to be great. Three guys who have been fighting it out constantly for the "top dog" in the PWA for the past few months, the only person missing to make this the perfect match is Raven, but it should be a hell of a match. Rocky vs. Taker vs. Steiner. Sure, the workrate won't be great, but it will be ELECTRIC... and that, my enemies, is brutally fucking honest.

Scott: WrestleMania... The BIG DADDY! And the guy walking out with the title will be.. Scott Steiner! Taker is on a lose streak, Rock dont have what it takes. Big Poppa Pump will be the NEXT PWA Champion.. I promise you that.

Drew: Means nothing! There has not been a TRUE Champion that doesnt quit without defending it once! Im fuckin pissed off at all of you! You should all fuckin be ashamed. You all fuckin leave Pat alone about it. Okay you slapped his hand and said " Bad Bad Pat now Dont you ever do it again!" Thats garbage!!! You people wouldnt leave the other champion who did this alone. No names will be mentioned but you wouldnt leave them alone. You kept nagging and nagging untill they were forced to cut themselves off from you people. You people should be real proud of yourself. The World Title match means nothing at Wrestlemania No doubt everyone in that match deserved it but without a Royal Rumble winner in it. It just means nothing and NO that wasnt an attempt to get my job back. Hows that for getting Brutally Fucking Honest with ya?

Steve: The PWA title is cursed, every holder of it quits on extremely bad terms. Look for the winner at WM to finally keep the gold. If they don't I say the pwa should give up all hope on crowning a world champion, either that, or change management.

 

PWA Intercontinental Champion, Kurt Angle

Sam: Kurt Angle. My Olympic Hero. Bullshit, Kanyon is gonna mop the floor with his this red, white, and bald piece of shit. Angle may break his freakin' ankle, but Kurt, Kanyon's gonna break your fucking balls. Let me say this though, this title has been passed around more than Stephanie F'n McMahon, and Hadj, you gotta put it on a better champion. Maybe Angle can be that better champion, maybe not, I dunno.

Scott: Well, I lost my title.. : ( . I guess I got too cocky or something. But, congrats to Kurt Angle. He did what he had to do and beat me. I am saddened on my one week reign, believe me, but come WrestleMania, the Intercontinental Title will be back around the waist of the "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels! I'm not gonna go and bitch about it like Kanyon did (from what I heard). I'm going to take it like a man and just work harder. 

Drew:  Mikey... Kurt Angle with the IC title.... You know how disgusting that is? Kurt Angle the biggest and best name in all the Wrestling World Today. Rped by one of the biggest no bodys in the e fedding world. Congrats mikey for once you earned the belt instead of having it handed over to you like it usually is. Im proud you were able to destory a couple of Jobbers. Real Real Proud. You beat someone on that world Title level then Il consider you as a half way decent Kurt Angle untill then your just trash.

Steve: Right now, guys going for the IC gold have two choices...Tap or Snap! Kurt has an anklelock on the IC belt, and I don't see anyone breaking it or the real anklelock. Kanyon vs Kurt would be an excellent match because out of all the guys in the IC division I really believe they're the best. 

 

PWA TV Champion, X-Pac

Sam: X-Pac is a fiery little midget, I'll give him that. He's going toe to toe with the homo in HBK, and with the Chris Kanyon. He won't win. But at Wrestlemania, he's facing "The Next Big Bust" Brock Lesnar, and that shouldn't be all that hard. He's already beaten the mofo, and he'll do it again. He's Jamie's pet project, and maybe he'll turn out to be something special, he's already proved that he has a lot of heart.

Scott: Mah dawg, X-Pac is on a fuckin role! X-Pac is gonna be hard to get down. I think he is going to accomplish more down the road then just the TV Title. And I'm thinking he's going to make this fed jump on the right track!

Drew:  X-Pac? Im acctually pretty impressed with the guy. I mean hes half decent for being trained by a Brit. Keep up the good work just remember you still got nothing on Kanyon cause I mean who better than Kanyon? Nobody! 

Steve: X-Pac is really making that TV title an honorable belt. After kicking Brock Lesnar's ass this week, it seems like the sky is the limit for him. It'll be interesting to see him in his first Wrestlemania and if he can live up to the expectations. My money believes he can.

 

PWA Tag Team Champions, Vacant

*OOC Comment from editor, Corey* I thought that the Outsiders were tag champs and I believe I may have told a few of the participants in this BFH that so if their statements seem altered they probably were by me to fit the sitation. I apologize for the confusion. Thank you *end OOC comment*

Sam: Kane and RVD used to hold them, now they don't. Do I care? No. The Outsiders are going up for them at Wrestlemania, and they got Steiner in their corner, but $10 says Nash gets hurt before then. My life says Hall gets alchohol poisoning before 'Mania. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Cena and Jones are gonna be the new tag champs, and I've never read any of their rps. I don't really care. And that, is BRUTALLY FUCKING HONEST.

Scott: As I said before, the nWo is gonna be unstoppable! The Outsides, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall! These guys are gonna run the Tag Team division! These guys are killers already! I wont be suprised if they pick some single titles on the way.

Drew: That just goes to show ya how much the Tag Betls mean. Just freakin hand outs. Those tag belts are nothing more than Handouts. They could do so much more with Chico so why dont they? Not to doubt he will win but still they are nothing more than handouts.

Steve: The Tag division can't get any weaker right now. The Guerreros have been signed, but will they deliver? Nathan Jones and John Cena are the unlikeliest pairing since Corey and an attractive female. The nWo? Let's see if they even show up, and if they do show, if Nash can move without totally destroying his leg, and Hall can walk a straight line.

 PWA Woman's Champ, Trish

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Sam: Trish Stratus is a hot women, and a damn good rper. I don't know how much competition she has in the Women's division, but I'd assume it's good. I'd like to see her have a nice long run, but with the Has-Been-Kid by her side, I doubt that will happen. We all know how he rides people to greatness, and I doubt it'll last any longer. Trish, great job, and good luck in your future in the PWA.

Scott: Trish Stratus vs Stacy Keibler. This match is going to be a toughy to decide. Trish is a awesome champion. Both these girls are great! I'd have to go with Trish though. I think Trish is going to keep that title and show some Stratusfaction!

Steve: Trish has been working her cute little dariere off and she's earned the women's title. She's going to face the only things I like seeing make an ass of themselves, Stacy Keibler. This should be a great grecco-roma...oh who gives a shit? We just like seeing two scorchcakes roll around on a mat and yell.

 

Wrestler Of The Week

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Sam: Kurt Angle. He showed up, beat HBK, and someone else. He's now the IC Champion, but his ass is grass, and Kanyon's gonna smoke it. Hopefully. He's a cool guy, but Migay, you ain't no Kanyon. And THAT is BRUTALLY FUCKING HONEST.

Scott: Kurt Angle! Hey, he defeated me. Congrats to Kurt. He worked his ass off and got what he wanted. This is someone who's gonna show some heart here and there. But, come WrestleMania, HBK is gonna get that title right back for the Kliq!