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Coreys Corner

Yo! Welcome to BFH with myself and my nigga James! Say hi James! Wait a minute where the fuck is James? *Looks around the room* Oh wait here's a note. It says. Hey Hero (that's me I'm James' hero). Hey Hero, had other things to do tonight like Rav and Joey's moms! Threesomes rock! Later Dude! *End of Note* Oh Shit! what ever will I do? I need co-hosts. DAMMIT! Where is Kelly Rippa's fine ass when you need her? *A knock on the door* I wonder who that is? Wow it's Mikey, Jamie, and Drew. Sorry guys Cross Dressers R Us meets down the hall. But since your here you might as well help me host BFH!

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The Three Stooges' (Mikey, Jamie, and Drew) Corner

Mikey: Mikey V1 here! Hello everybody. Tonight I'm gonna' be a guest on Brutally F'n Honest! I'm glad to be here, 'cause I've been waiting to be a guest every since the second week. What a PPV it was for PWA. Sucked for me though cause I wasn't really in the mood to rp. Who cares though! We've got a new PWA champion, Kanyon became the ic champ, X-Pac became t.v. champ and congratulations to both of them. Well, that's all I got to say. Let BFH begin

Jamie: Finally... The Malone gets a chance to be BRUTALLY FUCKING HONEST! Overdrive was a pretty good event by all means and some roleplays by all who tried... But anyway, I'm just here to bitch about people, say a few other things and run wild on a few candy asses... and if you don't like what I got to say... IT DOESN'T MATTER because this is my chance to be... BRUTALLY FUCKING HONEST + Corey's gay but not as gay as me!

Drew: Well Well Well.... Come on guests on BFH and not have Drew as one of em? Get outta here! Mikey... Overdrive sucked for you for a simple reason... YOU SUCK! and Does honestly anyone know who the hell the mallone is? Overdrive was nothing more than incredible! My boys Sam and Pat demolished BIG time at Overdrive. Now I didnt win myself but do you see that getting me down? Im proud of myself I actually didn't bitch about losing this time! And this time I can't Blame Mason for the loss. 

Mikey: Drew's intro was better than me and Jamie's 

Jamie: It's spelt Malone jackass... and you gotta love the name... As a brit, I can't blame Canadians at the root of all evil... so I'll call Corey names instead... The Rock did win at Overdrive and easily, I might add! I was well impressed by The Undertaker and Sabu but both are still unproven cos they can't beat me

 

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Is PWA In OverDrive Or Reverse?

Corey: I thought OverDrive could dig PWA out of it's hole. I said that. Well it appears as the first step has been taken. Yet PWA still has alot of catching up to do. New layout, give it a face lift, more segments like in OverDrive and fire Jamie Malone and we will all be fine.

Mikey: Overdrive was a great show. Will Revenge be the same?

Corey: Wow... and I thought James was a moron 

Jamie: Right, let's just get to the point... I thought Overdrive was great and is heading in the right direction again. We've had a few problems to sort out or kick out but most of them are nearly sorted, 2 things are need to get PWA in prime condition. Give The Rock a title shot and kick out the second gayest person in PWA, Corey. Sorry, you can't have my title! Jackass...

Drew: PWA in Overdrive or Reverse. Nice Play on words Corey How long did it take you to think up that one? Musta been thinkin bout that since what 6 AM? Uhmmm PWA still is in its hole Corey... and Your asking for a new layout?! How many freakin times does he change it a week now? 5 or 6?!? Get one thats professionaly done up so it looks better. Your right corey they do have alot of catching up to do expecially with Pat as the champ! I dont see what so great about his rps. Pat is my best friend, My Brother but hes not World Title Material I think. Im glad he won the Big One for the first time and he worked his ass off for it yet I still dont think hes fit for it its kinda like Rvd winning the World title it just doesnt fit

 

PWA And Divas, Yes Or No?

Corey: When I 1st started I didnt really give a damn now that I have seen there are some good female rpers, YES, the divas can help this fed! If used correctly, and if PWA doesnt work out for you ladies, give me a call.

Mikey: PWA and Divas? No. The divas work their butt off, but women in e-feds quit more than the guys do, and the staff don't need to waste their time when all they do is quit or get fired.

Jamie: PWA and divas... hell, that's one simple answer, I'm sorry but I like 2 read everyone's roleplays but I just don't enjoy diva roleplays any more and diva matches, I hate in WWE and I hate in roleplaying... sorry they gotta go.

Drew: Come on ladies... Why call Corey When you can call me? I mean I am the sexy beast here! Corey is ugly plus *whispers* Corey already got a girlfriend... *wink wink* I think the Divas are great. They make up a good part of the federation and I mean they work hard too nothing like a ladys touch in a guy ruled fed that is if you get what I mean by "ladies touch" heh heh! Keep them They can only help.

 

OverDrive On A Scale Of 1-10

Corey: 7

Mikey: 8, it was a great PPV but not perfect.

Jamie: Hmm... tough one, I'd go, 7 too, I hate agreeing with Corey, I'll make it 7.5

Drew: 9.9 It was a great PPV! I mean The stable I lead pretty much had a shut out! I lost but I ended up standing ontop while the cameras faded to black... Look at that as a preview of Wrestlemania if you will. The only reason it didnt get the 10 is cause I didnt win! 

 

PWA World Champion, Sabu

Corey: This is the part where you all expect me to bash Pat. Say I got cheated. Right? Well maybe a year ago I would have but now e-fedding isnt that important to me, win, lose, or draw, oh well who gives a rat's ass. Pat you got the strap you won it fair and square, maybe under different circumstances the outcome would have been different but oh well, as a 5 time world champ Pat let me give you a tip of advice, it's harder to defend than it is to win. All the time u have someone gunning for you, your on everyone's hit list... EVEN MINE!

Mikey: His roleplays so far are great. He beat Scott Steiner after a great & tough showing from them both. I think he's gonna be keeping that title for awhile if he keeps this up.

Jamie: Very surprised, I never expected him to beat Corey. Sabu's a great roleplayer and he's proved it. I can't see him having a long reign as champion but Pat, good job... we'll see how good you are, when you face me.

Drew: I couldnt be more Proud of my boy Pat. I mean he beat "Motha Fuckin Super Man" If I may borrow a quote from you corey. Yes I do understand the situation was a bad one... And Corey lost his edge. Simple as that. I dont even feel compelled to beat Corey... I wanted to beat Corey in his prime when he was beating me but its not happening no more. So Pat Hold on to that title Real Tight and dont worry about malone you wont even get the chance to defend that title against him cause your handing it over at Wrestlemania. Brothers or Not Pat Im not holding any punches and I dont expect you too either get ready to give them something to talk about.

Corey: I may be out of my prime Drew but I can still shove my foot straight up your ass for the 6th time! Kurt Angle, Raven, Gary Coleman, it doesnt matter, any time, any event, can you count to 6 Drew?

Drew: Ha ha! You may have lost that rping Edge you once had but Your still the same Arrogant Air Head as always.

Jamie: Well corey... you beaten alot of guys but you ain't beat me BROTHER!

Drew: Malone can it!

Mikey: Oh no my period is starting! Fuck I gotta go. Bye guys.

Corey: And to think I thought James was a moron, if assholes could fly this column would be an airport!

Drew: Yeah Corey and yours would be the first to depart.

Jamie: Well said.

Drew: Malone! Can it!

 

PWA Intercontinental Champion, Kanyon

Corey: Well this guy must like hearing his name in my column I bash him week in and week out but he keeps winning! Well Sam, maybe I was wrong, maybe you can win... in the DIVA'S DIVISION! 

Jamie: I guess we should all be flocking to congratulate this guy after his victory at Overdrive... sorry man but I don't rate you that highly. My boy Nick aka X-Pac, traned by me, should have been the man last week. He has a TV Title instead. Kanyon, you title reign will be like a poem, SHORT BUT SWEET! HBK will beat you this revenge and take your title.

Drew: Ha ha Ha WHO BETTA THAN KANYON! Right now for the IC title level NO BODY! Sam's a talented guy. You should stop putting him down... God Malone... No more puns please. Your just upset Im a better leader than you. And I suggest you open an english book. Not one of them Tea and Crumpet Cook Books a Literature book! Then you would know that not all Poems arent Short and Sweet. Just like that poem "The Raven" by Edgar Alan Poe. His title run will be a LONG one.

Jamie: Is that why they call you dreamworld Drew? Time for a reality check buddy... HBK will win this Sunday! Period.

Corey: As much as I hate to admit this, Jamie is right, but he is still a fuckin idiot.

Drew: When will these Brits learn Corey...? Kanyon will come out on top cause NO BODY betta then Kanyon

Jamie: And drew will be on the bottom, as usual... fish and chips anyone?

Corey: Who knows Drew, but they cant be worse then the CANADIANS!

 

PWA TV Champion, X-Pac

Corey: This guy has something going, he keeps winning, what is I have no idea. Good job at the PPV though.

Jamie: Nick is trained by me... some what. He came to me as a talented but boring roleplayer who did fake wrestlers... he did the HBK thing, got into it, did a great job and was WWR Champion for the whole time, I have alot of time and respect for this guy and I think he will go a long way here. He's still learning the trade but I read his rps and your good, keep up the good work and may you have a long reign as TV Champion.

Drew: *Makes a gun with his fingers and aims it at his own head and makes a BANG noise* Just like that gun thats what I think of this guys carrer here in the PWA. Suicidal... No Offense Nick. I just dont see you going far being trained by a Brit. Do you stop every 30 minutes of rping for "a spot of tea"? 

Jamie: The only thing he'll be stopping for, is to kick Drew's as, you have my backing.

 

Show Stealer Of The Week

Corey: Well it wasnt the divas because someone tried to fire them! If you ask me the show stealer goes to Pat. Not many people picked him to win. Congrats pat.

Jamie: Show Stealer... It wasn't me for sure. 1 roleplay for our match, never got the fans going but my rp got a 6.5 rating so that is good... show stealer, Raven - Taker. Drew sucks buut it was a good match, fairly close and well, nuff said.

Drew: Yeah Yeah I gotta give it to Pat myself. I mean he looked SOOOOOO God Laying on the Mat out cold and me Standing over him with HIS world Title. I mean that was picture perfect I wish It had actually happened so that way I could have a picture and Frame it on the wall! 

 

Dissapointment of the Week

Corey: Myself. Mostly everyone voted for me to win and I let all of my FREAKS down. Sorry guys, but it's been a rough week, and an even rougher weekend. I'll try to get it back this week but yet again I will be busy and rushed with last minute RPs oh well.

Jamie: The Big Show, I hassled James to roleplay and he made excuses about how he couldn't rp, his heart wasn't in it... But it was all 1 big ploy really. He saw he got booked with the Great One and so he retired and ran like a baby, can't beat me, will never beat me... James was a good roleplayer but he let me down. I wanted to take him out with a bang but you got your ass kicked and didn't put up a fight... Hope you come back for a proper ass-kicking 1 day.

Drew: Uhmm I wasnt really dissappointed with anyone but If I gotta say anyone its Mikey.... He had a golden opertunity and lost it. It makes me Sad It really does.

Corey: Whoa whoa whoa, hold it right there Brit! James is my nigga, and a co-founder of BFH! As 'The Rock' would say KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

Drew: Does this mean that Malone gets the dumbest person alive title now? I dont want it no more.

Jamie: No, I won the gayest person in PWA award, see the votes. Corey, he may be your brother but he was my bitch last Sunday. And when he comes back, I want him to give me a proper match.

Corey: You wanna talk about bitches? I see two right now! Drew at Revenge and Jamie at WrestleMania! It's on ladies.

 

Wrestler Of The Week

Corey: My vote goes to Shazza, the man has been unstoppable. Pat may have won the World Title but Shazza put on a better show. Pat hold on to that title with your life, cuz Shazza is in your rear view mirror!

Jamie: The Rock... 1 brilliant roleplay and I'm proud of it's quality. If I'd done more, I would say me but I did have a no-show match... Anyway, I'll go with Shazza - bit repetitive. Everyone will choose him... he's hot at the moment, got a title shot at Mania... will win the title BUT THE GREAT ONE WILL TAKE THAT TITLE OFF YOU and have I got a storyline for that or what

Drew: Definatly Not Undertaker! I mean Im not sore bout losing to him at all! I signed on this morning and congradulated him myself. He did a good Job but I rather give Rper of the Week to Kanyon than Undertaker. When would you see the Dead man bake a Cake for his manager to show appriciation? Thats what I thought... Malone and Don't forget who else is main eventing at Wrestlemania! ME! I earned my shot the Old Fashion way, by winning the Royal Rumble! Sure He should get his shot but not at Wrestlemania!

Jamie: Kanyon, dude, what is wrong with you? He can rp a bit but Nick had his number last week... Kanyon got lucky! he may be the IC Champion but that's as much praise for his work as he deserves... 

Corey: James I apologize, it seems I have been calling you the dumbest son of a bitch in PWA incorrectly, that title belongs to Drew! Ugh, is it next week yet? Please come back James!

Drew: Thats Right! It belongs to me bitch! Hey wait a second.... Thats not right is it?

Jamie: I am your one saving grace... lots of shit, pointless opinions but I rock the body so who cares...