w/Corey and James
Coreys CornerWell hello, glad to see your back and once again reading BFH! Last week was an awesome column I hope you all enjoy this episode just as much. A few things I would like to discuss. The Grammys who needs em? The people dont vote for em, so fuck em! Ya with me? 2nd... What happened to Rav in the rumble? Uh oh a no show! Last but not least Matt Hardy, jodoin313, you bitched because I beat you. Your RPs sucked! Will and Austin posted once, who else was supposed to win? The fuckin tooth fairy? Whatever go to sleep bitch!
James CornerI would like to start off by saying the rock of wwe is the greatest of all time, woo! now that thats out of the way, lets move on to loser number 1. matt hardy of the pwa. yes, he is a very valuable asset to the pwa, why you ask? well every federation needs a man like him that can get the job done, if you know what i mean. loser number two, christian. cockiness has proven to get this man nowhere, just like i said it would and now hes feeding at the bottom. and to end it off, i would like to ask a question. is it just me, or is the pwa losing that certain flare it once had. in its beginning, pwa was great, but now it seems to be losing that greatness slowly and surely. can hadjiro pull pwa back to up to par or will it be driven into the ground? just a thought maybe you should all consider.
Wrestler Of The Week
Corey: Well to me there are two men who deserve this honor and they are facing off at OverDrive. Scott Steiner and Sabu winners of their respective battle royals on Revenge last night.
James: obvious choices from an obvious loser such as yourself corey. but i must say that both men did very impressive in there respective matches and its hard to decide on which deserves it. since i gave it to sabu last week, i will do the same this week as well. Sabu, wrestler of the week
Corey: James you sat here week in and week out and praised your boy, Eric Angle, tell me where the hell is he now huh? No where... simple as this, Steiner and Sabu share it equally great performances
James: wheres eric angle? i'll tell you where eric is... eric was being thrown around like a bitch by that bastard vince mcmahon and eric finally realized it so he packed his shit and left. and i dont blame him one bit!
Status Of The PWA
James: the status of pwa is very low. it has gone right down the toilet as of late and if vince doesnt turn things around... there will not be a pwa for very long. vince needs the ideas of a man such as myself to help him turn pwa around, and thats a straight up application sent in right here and now.
Corey: The PWA started out strong, very strong. It still is doing well but it is in need of three things. Great and innovative angles, a dominant world champion, and dedication from it's members. With these three things PWA will own the e-fedding the world.
James: forget the dominant world champion part... all we really need is a world champion who isnt gonna pack there bags and leave just because they had a bad week. Shit like that has brought this fed down, and has set an example for others to follow and yes, you can call that a straight up low blow, diss, shot to the head of the one... the only... sara
Who Is Going To Win At OverDrive?!? Sabu or Steiner?!?
Corey:
Ok James, Sabu vs. Steiner at OverDrive who ya got?
James: sabu has been strong since his arrival. he took a one way ticket to the top... unfortunately it was way to fast, a miracle if you will. I see steiner walking out of overdrive with that belt firmly over his shoulder leaving a very
dissapointed Sabu
Corey:
Didn't I predict this match last week? I think I did... Well, as you all know, I RP as Freak Zilla in PWA. All I can say to Sabu is; me, you, OverDrive, no talk, just walk, JUST BRING IT BABY!
No excuses, no hard feelings, but I want this one bad... I gotta say Scott Steiner!
Dissapointment of the Week
Show Stealer Of The Week
Corey:
Honestly, nothing grabbed my attention on Revenge. But I am looking forward to OverDrive! Steiner vs Sabu! Taker vs Raven! Rock vs Big Show! Wow what a night it will be.
James:
Show stealer? come on, the only stealer i saw was the pwa stealing tv time from our viewers. shit show, shit showing and if it keeps up, shit fed. overdrive better deliever... it better deliver hard!
James:
can i only pick one? if thats the case then i pick vince mcmahon. i pick vince because he has dissapointed the roster very much and its almost as if there response is to destroy his federation. again, i stress the importance of
overdrive, and how vince can pull the pwa together. and oh yes, christian, rav, whover you are... so long and yes, please im begging you to let the door hit you on your way out.
Corey: Since you mention Vince, the fed is staggering, but a strong OverDrive can handle that. We beg of you staff, PLEASE PLEASE MAKE OVERDRIVE COUNT! PWA Intercontinental Champion,
James: if it wasnt going to be eric angle... then the one person i would want it to be is sid. I see him holding that strap for atleast two months, and thats all there is to it.
Corey: Well the past few weeks I blasted Kanyon. This week I keep going. Sid will not only retain the IC title but will gain the TV title at OverDrive! Possible unification here?
PWA TV Champion,
Kanyon
James:
how can u sit there and bash kanyon... and not bash the likes of matt hardy. kanyon may not be that great, but you have to agree on the fact that hes a better tv champion then matt hardy would ever be.
Corey: True, Matt Hardy is a piece of shit. Yet Kanyon wont compete with Sid, nothing personal, just
business.
PWA Tag Team Champions,
Taz and Rhyno
James:
three words... who are they? i dont even know. That tells you alot about our tag team division here in pwa.
Corey:
I think it is taz and rhyno but, i dont really give a damn, whoever the hell you are, James and I challenge you! You dickless crotch crusaders!
PWA Women's Champion, Lizzy Borden
Corey:
Lizzy Borden is our champ and she will retain by defeating Trish at OverDrive. Lizzy, call me!