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Coreys Corner

BFH... Me and Drew? Please tell me this is a bad dream. I thought I got rid of this kid along time ago. I told him to go play in a busy intersection and he obliged. He got hit by a semi-truck but came back to life. Something about he's sold his soul to the darkside and sacrifical lambs? Who knows... Anyway Drew was right about one thing, we will be as honest as we want to be. Got a problem with that? You can click that little 'x' up in the right hand corner... let's get down to it.

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Drews Corner

*Next Episode by Dr. Dre & Snoop D.O. Double G hits*La-da-da-da-dahh Its the D.R.E. Double U! (Its Drew Its Drew!) I was bored soI came back to BFH just for you! Wait... Cut The Music.... I said Cut THe Music! *music cuts* Who am I kidding Im not gunna sit here and rap. But It was just appropriate because tonight begins "The Next Episode...." Alright well moving right along... I can bet most of you are lookin at the screen and saying to yourself "What is this Kid on?!" Well aside from the crystal meth..., nothing! Im just really excited to be back on BFH with my Ever Questioning His Sextuality Co-Host Corey! Im not here to make friends and Im gunna be as BRUTALLY FUCKIN HONEST as I want!

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PWA is Back...

Corey: No Hadj, no Me in the front office. Malone and some guy named Shep? Whatcha think Drew?

Drew: I remember when Malone used to be in the ring with guys like You and Me Corey and I must say Its a good thing he finally got the HINT! He finally realized He SUCKED as a Wrestler and went to management. I can only hope his Owner skills arent half as bad as his rping skills or the PWA might be in trouble. But As for the talent. What I've seen so far I must say... YOU ALL SUCK. Well maybe not all of you but I want some of you to get used to hearing that cause I'm gunna be saying it ALOT about it, for the most part I see plenty of potential in this new era of the PWA.

 Corey: Well... at first I was a little taken back when I heard Malone opened PWA. I thought hmm, that's interesting. I know he didn't ask me, I doubt he asked Hadj, and who in the fuck knows where Kurt is. Anyway I then found it PWA didn't stand for Premiere Wrestling Alliance, no, Malone just jacked the PWA initials hoping to get some of the good ole boys back. That's fine and dandy. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind that the fed is called PWA, Malone did as much as anyone for PWA, I'm just bein an asshole or myself. As far as the talent goes, not bad, I'd like to see more RPs next week though, let's work on that guys.

ShowStealer Of The Week

Drew:  This is the section where we mention any segment or performance worth mentioning... different from Wrestler Of The Week, which you will see later. The World Title tournament I know it may seem a bit clique but its an effective way to start a federation. Nothin' like a world title tournament gets a place going and I must say Only good can come from it.

Corey: The World Title Tournament I'm sure has caught alot of attention. But, I really like the choice of commishioner by Malone, William Regal. It's something different than the usual choices. Good job guys keep up the good work.

 

Dissapointment Of The Week

Drew:  Im not gunna start this tonight. I found no major flaws worth pointing out tonight. Im gunna cut everyone some slack and keep my mouth shut tonight.

  Corey: Usually I would be all over someone for not doing their job. But being as this is a new start, I'll keep my mouth shut... let's just hope it doesn't happen again next week. But nothing is more disappointing than Drew's movie career You didn't know he was in a movie? Just ask him.

Drew: Yes! As Most of you may not know I'm Greg Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks! The Goalie!

Corey: No, Drew! Tell them about the OTHER movie, don't make me do it.

Drew:  Dude... Okay Okay... I'm sure you've all heard about the Paris Hilton Video.

Corey: Drew, I meant the R Kelly tape. For those of you that don't know, Drew was the underage midget in the R Kelly tape getting peed on. They say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on, is that true Drew?

Drew: God Damned it NO! I'm not a damned midget.

Corey: So, you're not denying that you were pissed on? Would you prefer the term vertically challenged?

Drew: I'm not a midget nor have I been pissed on! You know what? I hate you.
 

Match Of The Week

Drew: The Rock vs RVD! I must say that was an amazing effort by both Rpers who every they are. But I must say RVD is a hard Character to use but this guy did extremely well and The Rock was ok too.

Corey: I gotta give it to The Rock veruses Rob Van Dam as well... but saying RVD rped excellently? He stole a catch phrase and mispelled, it plus used profanity with RVD. No doubt his RPs were good, but could be even better. Also this was the only match where both participants RPed to the maximum.
 

BFH's TOP 10

Drew: Top 10 Things We Would Like To See In The New PWA.

 # 10 - No Hadjir. Please keep him out of the front office. If he wants to RP fine, but keep him out of the front office.

9.  Make it Last... How many versions of the last PWA did we have to go through and each one progressively sucked Lets not follow that trend.

8,  For the sake of all that is holy, PLEASE, let's hope the curse of the PWA Title is gone. For you newbies that don't know. Whoever won the PWA title as of late quit shortly after. Let's hope that doesn't hold up here.

7. The Return of Drew! I made a hell of an Impact on the last PWA and I must say I still can do the same so If I do decide to make my return I want you all to be afraid.

6. No matter what you read in this column, you must realize that Drew is retarded. He has been dropped on his head many times and has devoured alot of crayons... ohh those poor Crayolas.

Drew: Wait Wait Wait.. What does that have to do with things you want to see in the New Pwa?!

Corey: Nothing. Ok now the real # 6.

Drew: I hate you.

6. Equal competition, no dominance.

5. Yeah, no more Favorites. #5 I want the people to realize that what we say is our oppinions and You can't change that. You can complain all you want but this is just the way we feel. If You don't like it don't read the column. But If you bitch at us its only gunna make things a hell of alot worse. We can be your best friends or worse nightmares... YOU decide.

4. A Women's divison... Some of you are looking at me like what the hell is he thinking. But if the right girls are gotten and handled correctly, it can work well... hell I'll take this chance to volunteer myself as the Owner of the PWA Diva's divison. Whatcha say Malone?

3. No Stereo Typing of Wrestlers PLEASE. I don't want to hear about wrestlers not giving a world title shot because hes Steven Richards who wouldn't really get a shot on TV. I think if you can rp the character you should be givin the same chances as The Rock or Stone Cold.

2. This is really a pet peave of mine. The whole quality/quantity thing. I believe quality is more important. I believe that one 50 line RP should beat two shitty 100 lines rps. Just my thoughts. But let's please keep the focus on quality. We have had some debats in PWA over is there such a thing as too creative. I don't think there is, just stay in character.

And for the NUMBER ONE REASON... DREW

NUMBER 1 - The number one thing we would like to see in PWA is.. MORE BFH! Thats right more of the greatness that is Drew and, what's your name again? Thats right COREY! What the hell is a Corey anyway? Point is BFH is the best part of the PWA hands down! I hope people realize that and we don't see another repeat of the No Shower. God Please don't let there be another no shower. Let us true columnists do our job and just because we look cool doing doesn't mean you will too. What ever you do for safety reasons, don't try this at home.

 

Wrestler Of The Week

Drew: Wrestler of The Week has gotta be My Hero THE ROCK with RVD in a Close Second. I mean They had the best match and Its only right that the winner be called Wrestler of The Week. I thought the Rock's rps could use a little work but then again whos can't use a little fine tuning. Good Job Rock.

Corey: Well, I usually say myself, but I did like my Rock rps, but I'll go with Chris Jericho. Sid posted two good rps, good job Sid.

 

Drew and Corey's Closing Remarks

Drew:  Well guys this week I was extremely layed back with you guys. I don't want everyone to read the first column and never read again cause I was too harsh. Give me a few weeks to get back into it and trust me many of you will be crying yourselves to sleep most every night much like my Co-Host here everytime a new boy friend dumps him but untill then rest easy and don't fear. Next week you can find me right here.

Corey: Well... this is the end of what is going to be quite a run. BFH is without a doubt that best column to hit e-feds, EVER! Most BFH's will be done late at night after results go up. Why you ask? Well Drew's girlfriend who happens to be 12 years old has to be in bed by 8 pm. So he has all his nights free. Anyway, look back here next week, same time, same place, for another installment of BFH. Until then, thanks for letting us be, BRUTALLY FUCKING HONEST!