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Coreys Corner

Ay yo! Im fresh back off of a hellish week and this is BFH! As always I am with my ever so flaming co host Drew but luckily today I have another straight person in the room, Pat! Some of you may know him better as Commish Piper! The PPV is right around the corner and it is following the gigantic aftermath left by WrestleMania 1! Now Ima hand the reigns over to Drew and he will enlighten you on his views on global warming.

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Drews Corner w/ Pat

Well Well Well Children its been two weeks! Last week was a disaster but thats what happens when you get the mentally insane Jay, the loser Brit Malone and the Hermaphrodite Corey and Ofcourse Me Drew aka GOD! but whats in the past is the past right? This week we got a good good friend of mine and also the Commish Pat! Hows it goin?! GOOD To Hear it! Finally I am making a return to rping as Goldberg.... Me vs Mikey V1. Goldberg vs Kurt Angle and this time IM not Kurt!! there is seriously something wrong with this picture... But Ohh well.

Pat:  Hey guys, Happy Easter, even to you Malone, and its great to be here once agayne, to salvage the wreck Drew has caused. Ressurection will be one hell of a pay per view, even if Drew is on the card. Well enough of the babbaling, lets get on with the show gents.

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Ressurection... Can It Live Up To WrestleMania?

Drew: Uhhh NO! What ever could live up to Wrestlemania..? I know with my HUGE return it should be great BUT nothing ever beats Wrestlemania.... Not the World Cup, Not the Stanley Cup, or even the Super Bowl! So how can some 2nd rate
PPV beat Wrestlemania.

Pat: I felt Wrestlemania was a HUGE letdown. The main event was as good as it got, the talent worked hard, but sometimes it is impossible to live up to the hype of the Wrestlemania name. I know that the PWA has been in a downcycle, but I feel that Ressurection is the key to success. We have guys working hard now, Drew is coming back, its my first pay per view as commissioner, and if Wrestlemania was a letdown, I have a feeling Ressurection will be a pleasant surprise.

Corey: Wrestlemania, the name enough sends chills up the spine. The PPV didnt come out as great as expected. Sure we got the RPs, but the matches booked shoulda delievered more of a punch! Ressurection can surely follow Wrestlemania without a problem possibly out rate it. The matches are there, the talent, the will to win. I myself am looking forward to this PPV. I just hope the rest of you are.

Pat: Just keep your eyes open for some great matches at Ressurection, it will be PWA's best show.

Corey: Pat, your Commish how do we know your just not kissing Hadj's ass?

    Pat: Look, rping is supposed to be fun. In my last days rping for this place, it was more like a task. I really feel that we need to improve the PWA, and I felt I could, not from an rping stance, but from a backstage one. It really seemed that PWA was on its last legs. I'm friends with the guys here, I don't want to see it happen.

Drew: Yeah!! You left saying it was all a part of your plan to screw the PWA! Sooo how do we know your not doin that now?

 Corey: Pat I helped create PWA. I wanna see it strive more than anyone. This fed wasnt even Hadj's tell he kicked Kurt out. What makes you think you want it to strive more than I do?

Pat: Drew, can it. I said that to sound like a big man, but I've got my head on straight for once, and I realize that I can be an asset to the PWA, and I think the guys here are happy to see me back, at least some of them. I didn't say that Corey. You're dedicated to this fed. But I felt I could do a lot from a staff position. I know that right now I haven't done a lot, but with a little time I think I can really give the PWA a dose of excitement.

Drew: got your head on straight huh? Then I think someone owes me an appology then eh?

Corey: I could do alot for this fed too. But ignorant people dont want me in the front office. Which is total and utter bullshit if you ask me.

Pat: No, that I was clear about Drew... I agree totally Corey, you're a HUGE asset, and I happen to want you in a staff position, because you can really give this place a boost too.

The Creative Debate - Is There Such A Thing As Too Creative?

Pat: This whole creative debate, has an easy answer from a master debater like myself. Creativity really gives an rp an entertaining element. No one wants to hear house show promos all the time. What I want to say, is that you can be creative and fun with a character, as long as you're true to the character. I hate picking on people, but Shazza's rp with Taker baking a cake really should not have counted. If we judge on quality, that had no quality, that destroys the entire character, and it makes the rp meaningless. There is NO SUCH THING, as too creative, as long as you stay true to the character.

Drew: Uhmmm I agree with Pat only cause he did the cake rp towardsa me... and I would have won if it didnt count! Seriously though people said I was too creative aswell.... but See Shazza taker had no reason to bake the cake. It didnt fit into the Undertakers character at all... With Raven he had Saturn dragging through all the stuff he did... IT worked out evenly. Yes creativivity is important... But lets not make it ALL youve got.


Corey: The whole idea of RPing is to be IN CHARACTER and if your doing such things as mentioned above then you cannot be in character! I am sorry but RPs like that just should not be permitted. In example. Look at Steiner what the hell would he do besides in ring promos. How can a man like Steiner be creative? Especially when he is against Chris Nowisnki in the real wwe? Which is what we base our characters off of. So let's please move away from the popular idea of RPs and look at the character.

Pat: For once we all agree on something, I'm a little scared.

Drew: Im acctually scared too.

Corey: Yeah so am I... Im alone with you two!

ShowStealer Of The Week

Drew: The announcement of my return! That made the show!!!! I am a god!! and come this PPV Ill make that show too

Pat: So wrong Drew. My pick goes to X-Pac & Brian Kendrick. These guys took out Jeff Jarrett and Road Dogg, and proved why they belong in this fed

Corey: Drew, I'm glad Malone isn't here because between you, your ass, and your ego and adding Brit Boy and his J-Lo ass sized ego Im not sure I would fit in the chat. Show Stealer of the week was by far John Cena. Great showing and he is slowly but surely moving up the rankings. Just one thing please make more original raps, dont copy off of other songs. Other than that great work.

Pat: I would give it to Cena if I thought he deserved to win, but I would have given it to Jericho and Christian, Roger gets better every week

 

Dissapointment Of The Week

Drew: Brock Lesnar and Booker T.... Listen... IF YOUR NOT GUNNA RP DONT JOIN!! I understand if there was a problem or somethin but let us no dont just not show... That pisses me off.... atleast ATTEMPT to make an excuse.

Pat: My choice definitley goes to Stacy Keibler. She's the freakin women's champ and she doesn't show, and its not like she retired or fired, she probably had an excuse, but she really dissapointed this week, I needed legs.

  Corey: My answer may shock all of you so hold onto your seats. I AM THE DISSAPOINTMENT OF THE WEEK. The name of this show is BFH, BRUTALLY FUCKIN HONEST! Thats is exactly what I was on the last week's show but I deleted it to save the fed. I held my tounge for the well being of others. Which is something I would normally not do. Now I do not know what is coming over me but it seems as if I am changing. Anway I would like to apologize to all of BFH's fans for not havin a show last week please stick with us and remember, we are the true REAL DEAL!

 

Pat As Commish - Good Or Bad?

Drew: Your just as bad as Hadjiro! Your my bestfriend or were my best friend how ever you wanna look at it. I know you damn well or atleast I think I do... Your gunna play favorites as well... and I acctually feel threatened now with you in power. I feel your damned stubborn and aint gunna let shit between me and you go easily and your gunna hold me down! Dont ask me why or Im just paranoid

Corey: Pat, nothing personal, but your attempts will fail. It's not you. Hadj likes things done his way or no way at all. I just have a feeling that his choices will not be negotiable as like when I was on staff. Hadj is just stubborn plain and simple. Maybe you can prove me wrong?

Pat: No heat guys, this is brutally f'n honest, and I thank you for your honesty. I feel I've got Hadj compromising on ideas with me, and I throw out a few of my own that you'll be hearing about soon, probably from fags who stick their nose in my business, but I'll deal with them later. But Drew, don't be paranoid, I was an rper, and I want whats best for the rpers, thats why I wanted to be commissioner, I just feel that I can make a difference, and improve it for you guys, and myself, because even while I was gone I was still following the PWA, and I could tell it could be doing a lot better than it was.



BFH's TOP 10

Drew: 10 reasons why life Sucks?

10. Cause People like Malone are allowed to live

9. Because the No Shower gets his own column

8, Because I can't figure for the life of me why some people are total assholes

7. Cause people fuck with your damned emotions

6. Fat chicks are allowed to purchase and wear thongs and other tight clothes ewwwwwww

5. Because my friends dont listen to me!

4. Cause You can never die when you want to

3. The only way to pass time between weekends is school

2.Because I got Nicki pregnant and probably fucked up alot in the process, GO ME!

And for the NUMBER ONE REASON... DREW

Pat: Drum Roll

NUMBER 1 - Finally cause GIRLS ARE THE FUCKIN DEVIL!! THEY FUCKIN RIP YOUR FUCKIN HEART OUT AND FUCKIN TOSS IT AWAY LIKE ITS NOTHING!! THEY TELL YOU OHHH I LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND AFTER TELLING YOU THEY LOVE YOU SERIOUSLY THEN 5 FUCKIN DAYS LATER THEY FUCKIN BREAK UP WITH YOU AND THEN CLAIM YOU GET THE FUCK ANNOYING WHEN YOU FUCK ASK A QUESTION! AND KILL ME NOW!

Pat: Psycho

 

Wrestler Of The Week

Drew: Well Well Wrestler of the Week? Hmmm I wanna give it too Kanyon. He pulled off a hell of a win! Hes a damn good rper and should get a push he deserves.

Pat: Hulk Hogan takes it for me. The guy knew he would be carrying his match, but he went out of his way to do some strong and solid rping. I was impressed, and I hope he stays around with that same work ethic, and a few other guys take after his lead, impressive week Hulkster.

Corey: X-Pac! This guy deserves alot of credit. Rps week in and week out. Always good stuff, Nick this one's for you.

 

Drew, Pat, and Corey's Closing Remarks

Drew: Shoot Me now. You saw coreys explosive depression fit the last two weeks well guess what guys.... Mine is about to start..... so get used to it... Fuck you all see you in hell!

Pat: We'll do lunch? Moving on, I had a blast. No matter what the No Shower, because he doesn't bathe, says, this right here is the Real Deal, this show gets better and better, and especially when I'm on it, thanks guys, and wow, I was actually right. ONLY IN AMERICA!

Corey: Well you guys wanted BFH, you got it! This is honesty at it's peak! Never choose a bitch over your friends, never have sex without a condom, and never be Irish! Now I hope you all took notes on this BFH because there will be a pop quiz! See all of you ugly mother fuckers next week! Until then remember, life's a bitch then you marry one!