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Coreys Corner

How's it going? You ask how it's going? You answered the question. We are getting shit about BFH, I can't win a fucking match, and I think my life might be ruined. But oh well, the show must go on right? Well Here we are episode twelve and im getting the heat I expected, good! I like heat... but if you people think your gonna stop me from sayin what I want when I want you can suck my fuckin cock! Now on with the god damn show.

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Drews Corner

 Yo Yo Yo!!! This Is Drew! Yo! Hey that bastard The No Shower wanna steal our stuff? Imna fight fire with fire!  Welcome Kiddies! You know what time it is! Time To get Brutally F'N Honest with and Corey! Now we been getting shit non stop about our views on this shit. So You dont like it Take a look at that disclaimer right above this shit! Take It or Leave it! Now to my ever so homo sextual Co-Host Corey Rich! Hows it goin Corey?

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UnderTaker vs. Austin - After Thoughts

Drew: DISSAPPOINTMENT!!! Im upset with this match! Undecided? What the hell is that about?! Thats garbage!! I want a definate winner with these title matches! Thats garbage! Thats almost as gay as Joey and his uncle  Big Gay Al! At least let it be a DQ or something not a stupid little ending like that bullshit! I honestly Saw Austin winning that damned Title but I was wrong here. That doesnt happen too often so dont get used to it.


Corey: I agree, total bullshit that it ended that way. Main events especially title matches should have a clear cut winner! Please let's move away from no decisions.

 

Who Should Be Number One Contender
Drew: Number 1 contender and who should it be? I wanna give it to Austin! Only cause I need closure! and what happened on Revenge is no closure! Now How Many of you agree that Austin should be the No. 1 Contender? Well if you dont TOO FUCKIN BAD!!! HA HA!!


Corey: If you ask me, the number one contender needs to be a new fresh face. Although I don't see one. Maybe Jericho or give Austin another shot. But make way for new talent please it will do wonders for PWA.

 

ShowStealer Of The Week

Corey: No one really stepped out and grabbed my attention this week. But I'm giving this one to Stacy Keibler. She has been on a hot streak in the diva's division and looks untouchable congrats to Miia.

Drew: Hmmm Same here nothing spectacular about this show... I mean "Ooooo Bischoff Turned on Undertaker.." See Shazza thats what you get for baking the guy a damn cake in your rp! He thinks your a pansy!!Heres a bit of advice fore ya Shazza don't bake cakes for your manager or dont take him to carnivals and win him big fluffy teddy bears it makes them think twice about wanting to be your manager.

 

Dissapointment Of The Week

Drew: Ha ha!!! My favoooorrrite Topic of the week!  Now Whos the dissapoint ment this week... Is It Mikey.... Nahhhhhhh  Is It Raven.? nope! I know Im not supposed to say this any more...But  FUCK THE CENSORS!!!!! Here we go... I found someone who sucks more then Mikey AND Raven combined!!!!!! GOLDBERG!!! How the fuck are you gunna post a fuckin 17 line rp? What the fuck were you smoking?!!? Now this was supposed to be a SHOW or GO match... Do you people think 17 lines is considered showing?! and If you do Who gives a fuck about your opinion! Who asked you anyway? As I was saying! 17 lines is NOT showing and I think that just shows how DESPERATE Hadjiro is for members. Its Sad... just sad.


Corey: What was the most dissapointing to me this week? Well alot of things not just in PWA. I don't know if I am even in control of my own life let alone an e-fed. But I would have to say the way the main event and main storylines are being handeld draw them out, make them better. A no decision just doesn't cut it sorry Hadj.


Drew: Cripes Corey Dont be so down on yourself bro! Let it out! Your being way too peaceful Come on lets bash Malone! Hes british remember?


Corey: Yeah, Malone is British, but let's not bash Malone. I have some bashing to do but that's in my closing remarks. Ok I say fuck the champion's lets go straight into 10 things to see on revenge.

Drew: Hmm What about Mikey! Hes got big glasses! and hes from Texas! Everything is soo big there except Mikeys IQ.

 

BFH's TOP 10

Drew: Okay ready this week lets do something Different with this list... 10 things you can do if you dont like BFH!

10. Go fuck Joey! Unless Your a girl... He won't like that much... So Ladies come talk to me.. Il be glad to give you a "special assignment"

9. You can read The Real Deal, ha ha, just joking we don't want you to die of boredom.

8, You could cry to your mommies and she can take you to get some WAHambergurs, some French Cries, and a nice whineakin! How bout you little bitches cry me a River and Il build you a bridge so you can GET OVER IT!

7. You could jump into a bath tub with a couple hundred plugged in electronics

6. Okay the next one is gunna take a lil bit of research. I want you to go find the highest cliff or bridge you can find then I want you to tie yourself  to cinderblocks then jump off that bridge of the cliff. Hopefully youll land on jagged rocks or even in parahna infested waters!

5. You could plain just suck are balls, between the two of us we have four, choose a nut bitch!

4. This one is gunna involve a soccer ball,  one soccer loving owner ( No names will be mentioned) and your ass.... I think you can do the math there.

3. This one might seem a bit graphic but too damn bad. Open your mouth I gotta take a shit.

Drew: yeah uhmmm you can do number 2 also cause imna go puke from that one... A bit too nasty for me...

2. You could bend over while I turn my size 15 shoe sideways and stick it straight up your candy asses!

And for the NUMBER ONE REASON... DREW

NUMBER 1 - Uhhh okay back... Next time keep your kinky little fantasy to yourself bro...
CloudStrifeY2K: and Finnally the Number 1 reason!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! WE DONT NEED YOUR PANSY ASSES IN OUR FED!! THATS RIGHT BITCH TO THE BOSS I TOLD YOU TO GET! Ok boys and girls now onto the Wrestler Of The Week

 

Wrestler Of The Week

Drew: Wreslter of the Week? Imna have to go with Good Old Stone Cold! He gave the PWA Champ a helluva run for his money! Awsome job!!

Corey: Normally I would say Drew is an absolute retard but he's right. Congrats Jay you should be PWA Champion in my book keep up the good work.

Drew: Hey Im right alot more then I get credit for! Alrighty now onto the closing remarks...

 

Drew and Corey's Closing Remarks

Drew: Ahh Well Another Show another good time!!! Where would Corey be without me? Probally living in the gutter giving guys like Joey a blow job  for a peice of gum! Ha! Thats right you can all bow down to the almighty Drew! and I expect many bribes to even mention you here on BFH next week! Untill then I'll be waitinnnnnnnnngggggggg.

Corey: Well we come to the end of another show and do I have alot to get off my chest. This time last night I was so pissed off I went as far to quit the fed. Alot of shit went down yesterday, people get personal and crossed the line and Hadj was just being a plain out mother fucking asshole. Not that the rest of us weren't but I at least had the decency to stop unlike others. Now if you don't know what happened too fuckin bad cuz I am not getting that far into it. Luckily Hadj had a talk with me and I am back lucky, lucky you! As most of you know I have to retire for good in June as my fiancee is going to be giving birth to our baby, a little girl. Yes I am going to be a father, and yes I am only 19 years old. This will present alot of new challenges for me but I would like to try to at least spend an hour or so every Sunday night or maybe once a month doing BFH. I will keep you all posted on this as I get more information. If any of you want to be guests contact me or Drew. Now onto the shit... I have been dropped to IC title level, bothered me a lil at first but now I am cool with it and good luck to Mikey. Your gonna need it bitch! Second, I deeply believe Shazza should NOT BE PWA CHAMPION. Sorry Shazza but Jamie beat both of us. Sometimes u get so creative that your rps are just fucking unreal. They would never happen. Try to work on that a lil bit. Just last week I requested a commish be hired and look we got a new commish! Living proof that people read and follow BFH! FUCK THE REAL DEAL! Alright I am running out of ideas so now I am out like bell bottoms later all. Remember tune in next week for Episode 13 with Jay, PWA's own Stone Cold Steve Austin! Thanks for lettings us get BRUTALLY FUCKIN HONEST!!!