w/Corey and Drew
Drews Corner
Coreys CornerWell another week of BFH is starting up and I'm still with Drew. Might as well make the best of it. *Gets out his anti-fag spray* stay away Drew! Anyway WrestleMania was good. Good RP total nice effort from everyone, Congrats to Shazza for winning the title, but seems like it's a jinx only a matter of time til he leaves or retires... anyways on with the show!
owdy Children!! With a stomach full of Chinese Food... Its your brand spankin new host Drew! Miss me? Don't worry cause Im back for another Edition of BFH! Now this past week we had that wonderfull idea that dreams are made
of. Well maybe not any normal persons dreams but it worked for that sick bastard Vince Mcmahon! What am I talking about? Wrestlemania thats right! We've got a New World Champion! And I think there were some other matches too but who cares about them? Don't worry Il talk trash
you guys later, but Now for my uni-baller Co-Host Corey!
UnderTaker or Austin?
Drew:
Taker or Austin Eh? The Undertaker has been on a role lately but one of the few to have beaten Undertaker was Stone Cold. So who is gunna win round two? Personally I don't see whats so great about The Undertaker to me hes about as
special as a Monday! Theres nothing special about it. It comes every week and all the PWA wrestlers are just as talented as The Undertaker. I mean congrats on wining that world title! You worked your ass off thats for sure but once
again I dont see whats so special. So Im'na give this one to Stone Cold!
Corey:
Taker or Austin? Hmmm... Not that I particulary give a flying fuck... but Austin took Taker last time and Shazza is out looking for redemption. Who to pick... who to pick... Well sorry Shazza, but Im goin with Austin! WHAT?!? Austin! what?!? jay! what?!? you heard me you son of a bitch...
Drew: Uhhh god not this
again. Jay do the whole fed a favor and never give up Stone Cold to Corey for the love of
god.
Corey: Hey I will let you know I was undefeated as Austin in Hadj's old fed and oh yeah I beat you with him! Nothin new though, me beatin you.
Drew: Yeah Im suprized you could even seen the screen with that immense ego.
Show
Stealer Of The Week
Drew:
Show Stealer of the week... Tough one. Wrestlemania in its own is the show stealer. It was too damn good to pick one moment. Let me see... I guess Il just go with the Main event. I mean it could have been 200000000 times better with
me in it like in WWE. But We cant always win. Dont worry guys Il let you in on a little
secret. Il be back. Sooooonnnner that you think.
Corey:
Ok... 1st I will tell you what was NOT the show stealer of the week. It was not last night on WWE RAW when Goldberg ruined rock appreciation night and broke the peoples ribs in the process.
Now onto the matter at hand, show stealer of the week, Drew your right WrestleMania was awesome! No doubt about it but the one moment that stood out for me was when HBK joined the nWo! Welcome aboard
Scott.
Drew:
nWo come on Corey. Didnt you learn your lesson the last 6 times you started the
nWo? It never works!
Corey:
Hey Drew... didn't you learn a lesson the last 5 times you challenged me and I kicked your ass? Your goin for 6 arent
you?
Dissapointment Of The Week
Drew:
Alright Now some of you may now I get damn upset when people rp as wrestlers that I used to be. Now I thought Mikey was a damn bad Kurt Angle and he is! But hes not my dissapointment this week ohh no.. My dissapointment is Raven!Who didnt see that coming? Since when have you ever heard Raven talk like this new guy? What the hell are you doing to him? I have not heard Raven once in his carrer say "AINT" You flat out suck! You would make a damn
better job as Tazz! The only person your better than would be Corey with Torrie wilson on second thought I take that back its giving you too much credit cause Corey makes a damn good little
girl.
Corey:
Dissapointments... well this column is one now that Drew's in it... But other than that SURPRISE SURPRISE hadj fucked up an angle
what else is new? Wolfpac with Austin and Booker T? What the fuck are you smokin? Pass it here and let me hit it
once.
Drew:
Dude Corey... You cant kill any more brain cells with that stuff you got too few to spare.
Corey: A comment
as dumb as that warrants no response.
PWA Intercontinental Champion,
Corey:
Kurt Angle, Mikey is doing a good job with Angle and has finally won a title when his opponents rped two times in a row! Keep up the good work Mikey. Oh and Drew, best Kurt Angle? That must make me the best Steiner since I whooped
your ass 5 times you wanna go for 6 fine with me, bring it on bitch!
Drew: Ohh its already been brunged.
Wait is that a word even? Mikey still aint great but hes getting half decent. Guys I've been talking to Mikey and I've got a special treat for you guys! One night Only!! You hear that one night ONLY!!! I will take back Kurt Angle! To face none other than
my simple minded Co-Host Corey! Thats right baby! Round 6! The greatest E-fed Rivaly of all time! Drew and Corey! The Final Chapter! Just like the Rock and Austin... one last time! and I will be the one to be on top!Mikey Keep up the good work! And as Part of this deal I promised to help you with your angle sooo in due time you may even become a quarter as great as I was...
but dont get your hopes up!
Corey: No, it's not Drew... thanks for proving to our fans what a total idiot you are.
PWA TV Champion,
Drew: F5!! Smackdown Shut your mouth! Thats Right Its Brock Lesnar! Good job you beat a brit Trained nWo punk! Im proud to have you as our TV champ! We need more guys like you I mean look at Corey over here he couldn't pull a win off of a
Brit. Maybe we should give you a Title shot!
Corey:
Brock Lesnar congrats on the win... but watch your back the nWo is comin for you Brock! Bring all the pain you can, cuz we are bringin the death blow! Now onto Drew's idiotic comments. Brits eh? Dont criticize my rps until you can
beat them boy. Brock get a title shot? Ha ha.. yeah when Drew beats me...
NEVER!!!
PWA Tag Team Champions,
The Outsiders
Drew:
Chico! Holdin strong! That a boy!! Showin that us Old Time WWE guys still can kick ass! It may be a new E-fed world but we were the best then and still are the best now! Good Job Bro Keep it up I see you with those belts for a long
time.
Corey:
Chico way to go dawg, your on a roll, reppin the nWo. Sorry we slacked off at Mania bro but you held your end up. I don't see anyone touchin Chico's tag titles in the PWA...
NOBODY!
PWA Women's Champion, Stacy Keibler
Drew: Do we have one? Now i love the ladies and all cause lets face it im not a fag like Mikey or my Co-Host Corey and the ladies love me. Ladies I've got nothing against you and I know you are an important part of any federation but off the top of my head I cant think of anything significant about the Womens Champion you should all complain to Hadjiro about this cause hes doing you guys a misjustice!
Corey: I'm a fag? Drew you aint had pussy since pussy had you. Yes we have a woman's champ. Stacy Keibler, Miia! She is an awesome rper and she is dominating the diva's division. Keep up the good work Miia and one more thing if you wanna be the best you can be, please do us all a favor and dump Malone!!!
Drew: Why dump malone? Not like you can have her.
Corey: Well Drew I am happily taken but I meant as a manager not everything is a sexual reference or mention ya know.
Drew: Well Miia in that case, CAN MALONE!!!
10 Things We Would Like To See On Revenge
Drew: Okay well today before I started this Coloum today I sat down and had Chinese food and whats the one thing everyone really buys the Chinese food for? Fortune Cookies!! Thats right! I opened my fortune cookie and it read "Count to 10 first. Then you will find what is really urgent." Soo I thought Drew your one damned Genius sooo in this new segement! I thought Corey and I will list 5 things each and for those of you who cant count that equals 10, Of the things that the PWA really needs! So my 5 things are as Follows!
5. Fix up the damn Womens Division! They have some great rpers you should use them better!
4. We need Originality! Im begining to see alot more of that now but with this nWo gimmick AGAIN! Come on people can we think up any other stables?
3. Well I've noticed we've got alot of High Carders being used as Mid Carders... Whats up with that?! we got Brock after the T.V. Title? Kurt Angle after the IC? lets go! I think we need a system where the main guys get used right as well as leaving spots open for mid card rpers to break into the World Title picture.
2. The results have gotten good but they could be better! I wanna see Hadjiro hold a damn storyline for once in his live and Finally
1. Give me back Raven!!!!! Damned it! Wanna win that damn title! Im going to break that damn curse! Why do you think hadjiro made Shazza defend it already hes afraid of the curse! I dont blame him but once I get a hold of that belt imna snap that curse just like Imna Snap Corey's Ankle when I take him on as Kurt Angle! Its True its Damn True!
Corey:
Number 5 - I would like to see storylines set up earlier for the upcoming PPV start on Revenge!
Number 4 - I would like to see the champion actually stay in the fuckin fed! Come on Shazza dont bail on us now.
Number 3 - Seeing more competitive matches, dont book someone who u think isnt gonna rp against someone who will just destroy them.
Number 2 - An active commishioner. In example booking matches in the results. Giving promos in the ring c'mon let's add a little flavor.
Number 1 - I would like to see all of you roody poo candy asses reading BFH every single week! Now can you smell that?
Wrestler Of The Week
Drew: Undertaker! I dont think he deserved it for the last PPV but this one he deserved it. He won the main event at Wrestlemania for a reason right?
Corey: Yes Shazza is the PWA champ Ive been there congratulated him time to move on. Austin had the best week. He has moved his way up to the number one contendership and after Revenge the curse will continue as Shazza's reign will end.