w/Corey and James
Coreys Corner
Well hello, glad to see your back and once again reading BFH! We are not some fake ass BITE OFF of another column. Couple things on my mind. 1st of all Valentine's day was this passed Friday. Usually I bitch about how much of a crock it is but I got engagned on V-day this year to my girlfriend who I have been with since I was 15, four long years. 2nd I know I probably shouldnt put this here but I am in need of a good John Cena layout can anyone hook me up? Last but not least this goes out to all the newbies in the fed, RESPECT ME BITCH, cuz amatuers drink veteran piss from a dixie cup.
James Corner
Damn straight... but what you should take lightly is the following, Rav YOU SUCK! Haha, I said it. You wanna play childish games, I'll play them too. YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK RAV! I've never had a "feud" with somebody in efeds before, but I have a feeling you just changed that. Oh yeah, and who can forget about Joey? Well, everyone... its Joey were talking about. Im not going to even go into the topic of you sucking Joey... simply because its a well known fact.
Wrestler Of The Week
James:
aight, 1st topic Wrestler of the Week... Eric Angle! Undertaker was strong as well as Team ECW, Steiner and Vicious... but Eric Angle came in and completely destroyed the opponent Lance Storm. I dunno if its the fact that Lance isnt in Erics league or if its the fact that Eric Angle is to good for IC Title competition, but he physically disected Lance Storm on Revenge.
Corey:
Eric Angle did have a good showing yet I have to say the wrestler of the week was, hell James no one really stood out! We had two draws, yes Eric was strong but against weak competition. No one really caught me this week. But, just to piss people off I will say myself, FREAK ZILLA!!!!
James:
If you say Steiner gets it? Why not say Sid Vicious as well? Both had good showings, but I dont think anybody compared to what Eric Angle did this week, simply amazing!Is
The UnderTaker The 'Real Deal?'
James:
Ok Corey The Undertaker, is he the 'real deal?'
Corey:
I think the Taker is a main contender here in PWA no doubt. He has all the skills to go straight to the top James.
James:
Well Corey... correct you are. We thought Kurt Angle was the dominance in PWA, how wrong we were! Undertaker comes in, week in and week out destroying anyone who gets in his way. Hes the World Champion that will lead PWA to the top. Question is, when will he get the shot he deserves?
Corey:
Soon enough James, I see it at WrestleMania.
Who
Is Going To OverDrive?!?
Corey: Who's goin too Over Drive...
James: Tough decision here Corey... asking me to pick 2 men out of 15? Its hard, but if I had to pick two people I would say to look out for Shane Douglas and Taz in a classic old style ECW classic match.
Corey: Oh James how wrong you are. So totally, INCORRECT! It is simple. On this past Revenge Steiner promised his freaks Sid would not walk out of the arena. The match ends with Sid flat on his back. Granted Steiner was there too but he delievered the goods. He also guranteed that he would be fighting for the gold at OverDrive, Steiner doesnt disappoint The Freaks, Steiner vs Sabu
James: Are you kidding me Corey? Steiner started hott in PWA then went straight to the bottom... no way hes going to Overdrive for the title. As for Sabu... hes got skills, but not enough to go the distance this early in his PWA Career.
Corey: Steiner at the bottom? Just ask any of his freaks BIG POPPA PUMP is always on TOP!!!
Show Stealer Of The Week
Corey:
Ok James who was the show stealer of the week?
James:
There expecting me to pick Eric... but this goes to Team ECW. They came, they saw and they kicked the shit out of there opponents. Another dominating match, and the fact they made me look good last week as far as Tag Team Titles picks helps them alot with this decision too.
Corey:
My pick for the show stealer of the week would have to be the Rock. He made a late showing and stole the match away from Raven. Grade A performance by The Great One
Dissapointment of the Week
Corey:
Ok who was the dissapointment of the week?
The whole HBK hit by a car thing, BORING, over done! But what made this one even worse was TEAM ANGLE?!? Are you fucking serious? That has to be the most idiotic story-line I have ever came across.
James:
Kurt... yes! Benjamin and Haas... yes! Stephanie... yes! The only man left standing is Eric? But I'd have to say that dissapointment of the week goes out to Edge and Christian. Come on man, I thought these guys were suppose to take the PWA by storm? Sh'yeah right, I said it once and I'll say it again... THEY SUCK!
PWA Intercontinental Champion, Eric Angle
Corey:
IC Champ... Eric Angle had a solid performance last week, quite impressive. Yet this week should be a harder task. He has Sid Vicious the man who battled to a hellacious draw with Freak Zilla!
James:
Eric Angle does indeed have sid this week... big challenge, but Eric will walk out with the IC Title. Why, its a non title match, thats why! In the words of Eric Angle, to that I say WOO!PWA TV Champion,
Kanyon
Corey:
TV Champ who the hell is it?
James:
Kanyon! Who could represent the TV Title better? Nobody. Kanyon is perfect for that TV Title, one of the few people here in PWA im impressed with.
Corey:
Kanyon seems to have the basic skills you need to win here in the PWA. Unfortuanetly if you ask me thats where it stops. I see Kanyon going no higher than a solid threat to the IC title.
PWA Tag Team Champions,
Taz and Rhyno
Corey: Tag Team Titles
Corey: Someone pinch me. Have I fallen asleep for 20 some years and ECW has made a return? Taz and Rhyno?!? I thought Taz was commentating on that SECOND RATE fed WWE Smackdown shows.
James: Im not going to pinch you... you ssssssssick freak! ECW brought wrestling to the level of extreme that is at today and I am personally glad to see ECW back and representing the pwa tag titles.
Corey: Well thats because you are a complete moron, next topic
PWA
Women's Champion, Lizzy Borden
Corey:
Well since James is a sexist pig I will cover the Women's champ. Lizzy Borden. Big win over GG and plus she is one hott
bitch!