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On Smack Down, Thursday night the 18th of April 2002, The Living Legend, your NEW CEO will enter a triple threat match... If you can even call it a threat?!? Triple H and HBK will enter the ring with the Living Legend and only one man will WALK out... tune into Smack Down to see your hero, CEO Jericho remain undefeated and move onto BACKLASH for a shot at Kirk Angel's WWF New Generation World Championship!!! [-End Forward-] The RP
(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and a countdown comes on screen, then numbers countdown from 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Y2J's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as 'Break Down The Walls' starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly The Living Legend appears at the entrance way with the his lovely valet and girlfriend, TORRIE WILSON , he limps slightly as he walks, he wears a 'The Living Legend' T-Shirt, he screams at a fan he as and Torrie walk towards the ring, the crowd give him a welcome of pure hatred, The Living Legend steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , The Living Legend walks over to the announcer and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives Jericho the microphone then backs off...)
(The Living Legend speaks up...) "The Living Legend" Chris Jericho - "Well, well, well, it is a small world isn't it? Monday night on RAW, The Living Legend will go one on two with "The Game" Triple H and "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels. Now I'm not saying that it won't be a good match for the fans, for the millions that watch this show but what I'm saying is that the public might be getting bored of listening to Hunter and HBK their constant mockery of this industry. I mean HBK comes out he talking all his usual crap how he is better than The Living Legend, how he is going to beat me, using his humor, a funny guy huh? Now let's examine the facts shall we, first of all he told all you assholes, yes that's right I'm talking about all you people in the crowd... (the crowd are angered by The Living Legend's comments and start the usual chant, 'Asshole, Asshole') ...he tells all you people that The Living Legend cannot beat him and I don't deserve the World Title- well I find that statement quite laughable. We all in fact now Shawny boy, you never could win the "BIG ONE" could you? What happened with DX huh? You dropped the ball Shawn, that's what happened. In plainer terms for you and your fans, YOU SUCK!!! Okay, I know what your thinking, so you got your match why the whole hissy fit. I'll tell you why. Every single show myself and Torrie are subjected to listening to this ass-clown cracking his jokes, which are not funny may I ad, and on top of it he thinks he's better than me! I mean can you believe this guy's nerve? I will step in the ring, my ring, and I will beat this Living Legend wannabe from pillar to post. I will hurt Rock, I will hurt him badly and as the blood drips from his body - I will grow stronger and stronger, I will unleash my anger upon this pathetic "superstar" and I will show why I am known as the Living Legend, I will show every single one of you why I am the biggest player in this business, I will show why I am the best damn wrestler in the business. And while were on the matter of people needing to be silenced, I want to turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I have ever come across and that proud title goes to Triple H. Now Mr. Helmsley seems to be rather upset. I listen to your promos, I see you go into Vince's office, I see you got into Flair's office. All you do is whine and cry. I'm better than The Rock *sob sob*, I'm better than Stone Cold *sob sob*, then I heard the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard in my entire life. "I'm better than Y2J." Are you actually serious? Tell me you are joking! You better than me? Dude you couldn't pin Torrie! *talking to Torrie* "No offense baby." *talking to crowd again* I am far to intelligent, far too intense, far too dangerous to let some pile of shit and tears take my spotlight. You are no better than the likes of Kurt Angle and Austin. Whether you people like or not I am the next WWF World Champion not because I cheat, not because I don't deserve it - because I get the job done. Sure you guys can go on about your music and fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get the job done then there is no point to it all. Hunter, Shawn I will see you Thursday night and I might even sent you a sympathy card when you are lying in bed wishing that you had never said those things about The Living Legend. Begging God for forgiveness and to take away the pain but there should be another thought running through your head and that is that you should remember one thing...
I am NOT a HAS BEEN !!!
(the strobe lighting and 'Break Down The Walls' come back on as The Living Legend drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, The Living Legend walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans while waiting for Torrie. As he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...) (the scene fades to black)
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