..::[Deep Thoughts]::..

..::["Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner ]::..

nWo 4 life... we are just too sweet!!!

..::[Rock, I have no time for your jokes... it's time you get SILENCED ]::..

 

(the scene starts near the end of a WWF house show, the fans are in full voice as another night of high-class entertainment comes to a close, the King and JR are doing the color commentary as the final minutes of the house show run out...)

JR - "The comeback of the nWo in the past week has been nothing other than outstanding, in the past week we have seen some shocking actions in the WWF, none more so than the apparent coalition between DX and The Ministry, which has become known as, D - Generation Ministry!!!

(suddenly, the lights go out in the arena, the crowd goes silent, then out of nowhere a huge bang is heard has a firework goes off beside the Titan-Tron and the ever familiar nWo theme hits the sound system, strobe lighting comes on as the crowd look to one another wondering what is going on)

(as the guitar solo of the song finishes and the words "new, new world order" are heard and then there is movement at the entrance way, a huge figure of man is seen, the crowd's reaction is one of hatred, the crowd immediately starts to chant 'Asshole, Asshole", as he makes his way to the ring...)

JR - "My God, its, its..."

King - "Say it JR, say it, its Scott Steiner, yippee!"

(Steiner eyes up Finkle pushes him down to the canvas and grabs his microphone)

(Steiner is now in the center of the ring with a microphone...)

:.: "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner :.: - " That was for making my woman wait!! Now is time to put the record straight..."

(unbelievably Steiner steps out of the ring again and walks around it...)

JR - "What in the hell is he doing?"

(Steiner walks continues to walk around the ring until suddenly he stops, he looks into the crowd and they give him a barrage of abuse in return, then he snatches one of fans' signs, he looks at it and then gets back into the ring and picks up the microphone...)

"BPP" Scott Steiner - "Since Monday Night this has been the most asked question in the WWF... Can Scott Steiner do it? Can I do it? Are you fucking serious?!?!"

(Steiner paces around the ring)

"BPP" Scott Steiner - "Since I shocked the world on Monday Night a lot of people have been asking this question, but no one has got near the truth. A lot of my 'brothers' have been blasting me, they have been saying that I betrayed them, that I back stabbed them - all that is a matter of opinion but now it's time for you to listen to me... (the crowd chanting increases in volume to drown out The Game) ...SHUT THE FUC[Censored] UP!! You WILL listen to what the hottest damn wrestler there is today has to say! Now as they say, there is no better place to start than the beginning and this all starts when I came back to this fed. I was previously here as the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION. Now its no secret on how I feel about that championship - it's my reason for being here. But for people even my nWo "brothers" to question if I can get the job done is absolutely bullshit!! Of course I can get the job done! I am BIG POPPA PUMP SCOTT STEINER DAMMIT!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WHENEVER I WANT! And no one in the back or any of you (pointing at the fans) can stop me!!! 

(the crowd chants..."Asshole" "Asshole")

I beat Austin from pillar to post! On my own!! With no help from the nWo! None at all... But where were they I ask? When Nash needs help who's there? ME, SCOTT STEINER!! When Hollywood needed help beating ROB VAN DAM... who was there? ME!!! Well surprise, surprise, that is the exact reason why I defeated Austin! This is no longer ONLY about the UNDISPUTED TITLE. However, it is also about RESPECT!! None of you in the back or for that matter any of you fans respect me. And Rocky this is where you come into play. 

Rocky, Rocky, Rocky... The Peoples champ...(the crowd cheers) Yeah that's right cheer all you can now because your beloved Rock is going down!! For the last 3 weeks I have sat back and listened to this guy babble on. I mean what the hell who writes your catch-lines Fisher Price? Come tomorrow night Rock it's time to get serious! No more games, no more jokes... just me, you, and these for ring posts! That's it Rock. No more time to prepare yourself, It's the big day, just 24 hours from now. We are just two wins away from No Way Out... And Rock I hope your ready because when that bell rings on Thursday Night and you look into my eyes, there will be... NO WAY OUT!!!!

(Steiner drops the microphone and we hear it slam off the canvas. The nWo theme hits again and the lights dim, Steiner walks up the ramp taunting the fans, he turns back and raises this hand in the air and walks into the back)

 

JR - "Who does he think he is? All that crap about the nWo betraying him is complete nonsense. Steiner has lost all rationality."

 

King - "How can you say that JR! His best friends sat and watched when he needed help after he helped them both get big wins, how do you expect him to continue to be a part of the nWo when they did that?"

 

JR - "What the... King what is it with you? Huh? I mean Steiner is clearly in the wrong but you still think he is the best thing since sliced bread."

 

King - "Do you want to know why I think that way?"

 

JR - "Quite frankly I do..."

 

King - "It's because he is my hook up, holla if ya hear me!! Ha! Ha!"

 

JR - "Anyway that's all we have time for, so, good fight, good night!"

 

(the copyright box comes on screen as the picture fades to black)

 


 

This announcement has been paid for in full by the nWo