~Bret Im gonna kick your CANADIAN ass EHH???

 

The Big Bad Booty Daddy speaks, you listen...

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Your Hookup is here!!!

Big Poppa Pump and the nWo are just too sweet!!!

Next Victims: Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, HBK, and CHICO (reluctantly)

[-Total Record-]

[-6-0-4-]

[-Titles Held-] [-WWF Undisputed Championship (1x)-]
[-People Mentioned-] [-Participants in the match/ maybe a few others-]
[-People Used-] [-Scott Steiner-]
           

Me in the ring with 4 talented wrestlers a problem? Nah... It's just a warm-up for BACKLASH

 

[-Forward-]
We have just recently found out the main even for WWF Backlash! Six of the top WWF superstars in the same ring at the same time for one hunk of gold on a leather strap... Sounds like fun huh? But it's more than that. It's the WWF Undisputed Championship... It represents greatness, and honor... honor which I was robbed of by Bret Hart. It's now time for revenge and believe me, it will be just TOO SWEET!!!
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The RP

(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and the nWo logo pops onto the screen then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver  fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Scott Steiner's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as the nWo theme starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly BPP appears at the entrance way, he limps slightly as he walks, he wears an nWo T-Shirt, he screams at a fan he as he walks towards the ring, the crowd gives him a welcome of pure hatred, Steiner steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , Steiner walks over to the announcer  and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives Steiner the microphone then backs off...)

 

(Big Poppa Pump speaks up...)

:.:"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner :.: - "Well, well, well, it is a small world isn't it? Tonight on SmackDown!, The Supa Freak will go one on four with some of the top stars in the WWF. Bret "The SHITman" Hart, HBK, Hulk Hogan, and yes CHICO. Now I'm not saying that it won't be a good match for the fans, for the millions that watch this show but what I'm saying is that the public might be getting bored of listening to Bret Hart and his constant hearing difficulties. Seriously, somebody needs to get this guy hearing aids!!!! Yes Bret, I said THAT YOU CANNOT BEAT ME you, Canadian piece of shit! I mean Bret comes out here talking all his usual crap how he is better than The Supa Freak, how he is going to beat me, using his humor, a funny guy huh? Now let's examine the facts shall we, first of all he told all you assholes, yes that's right I'm talking about all you people in the crowd... (the crowd are angered by BPP's comments and start the usual chant, 'Asshole, Asshole') ...he tells all you people that The Supa Freak cannot beat him and I don't deserve the World Title- well I find that statement quite laughable, now what actually happened as I'm sure all you people we remember is that I issued a challenge to Bret, I challenged him to prove to every single person that watches WWF that he deserved a shot at the hottest... (the crowd chants, "Damn Wrestler There Is Today") ...that's damn right! I challenged him to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he had warranted a shot at me, I never back off, I never ran away or hid. I listened to what he had to say and I answered him. But what happened, I'll tell you what happened, Bret came out here, time after time, and told everyone that he could not do the one task I had set him, the one condition he had to fulfill. He just didn't have the ability that was needed to. So what did he do you ask? I'll tell you what he did, he got his buddy - who also happened to be in the WWF Front Office to book me against these other 3 assholes at the sametime thinking I couldn't beat them. And what happened? The asshole shows up at the last minute and strolls into the match. That's right he decidedshow. So what I'm getting at is this... Bret got a bent WWF official to book the match because he knew he wasn't good enough to prove himself against me. Bret, you can try to convince all these assholes that Big Poppa Pump was running scared but the two people that really know the truth, myself and you Bret really know that he or even you just couldn't cut it. 

Okay, I know what your thinking, so you got your match why the whole hissy fit. I'll tell you why. Every single show myself and the nWo are subjected to listening to this asshole saying the same old shit 50 times, which is not funny may I ad, then he makes us listen to that stupid CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM... this is AMERICA Bret!! Then on top of it he thinks he's better than me! I mean can you believe this guy's nerve? I will step in the ring, my ring, and I will beat this Scott Steiner wannabe from pillar to post. I will hurt Bret Hart, I will hurt him badly and as the blood drips from his body - I will grow stronger and stronger, I will unleash my anger upon this pathetic "superstar" and I will show why I am known as the Supa Freak, I will show every single one of you why I am the biggest player in this business, I will show why I am the best damn wrestler in the business. 

And while were on the matter of people needing to be silenced, I want to turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I have ever come across and that proud title goes to once again BRET HART. Now Mr. Hart seems to be rather upset. I listen to your promos, I see you go into Vince's office, I see you got into Flair's office. All you do is whine and cry. I'm better than Hall *sob sob*, I'm better than Jericho *sob sob*, then I heard the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard in my entire life. "I'm better than Scott Steiner." Are you actually serious? Tell me you are joking! You better than me? Dude you couldn't pin Molly Holly!. I am far to intelligent, far too intense, far too dangerous to let some pile of shit and tears take my spotlight. You are no better than the likes of HBK and Hogan. Whether you people like or not I am the next WWF World Champion not because I cheat, not because I don't deserve it - because I get the job done. Sure you guys can go on about your music and fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get the job done then there is no point to it all. Bret, HBK, Hulk, Hall I will see you all tonight and I might even send you a sympathy card when you are lying in bed wishing that you had never said those things about Big Poppa Pump. Begging God for forgiveness and to take away the pain but there should be another thought running through your head and that is that you should remember one thing...

 

BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP, HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!!

 

(the strobe lighting and the nWo theme comes back on as Steiner drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, Steiner walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans while. As he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the scene fades to black)

 

this announcement has been paid for in full by the NEW WORLD ORDER!!!