..::[ "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner ]::..

<> ..::[Kurt... There's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk, Now Crying Over Losing Your Title... Well You Better Start Now!!! ]::..   (The scene starts outside the Sky Dome in Toronto, Ontario, Canada where in two short days Wrestle Mania 1 will take place. The camera is positioned in the car lot. The huge WWF lorrys are parked outside which carry all the WWF equipment, to and from arenas. It is the middle of the day so there is not much going on around the arena but still there is a buss in the air, like any place whenever the WWF is in town. Technicians are occasionally going to the lorries to pick up some more equipment that they need inside. Suddenly a black stretch limo pulls up in the car lot, the chauffeur gets out and opens the rear door, and SCOTT STEINER steps out! BPP walks over to one of the lorries, there is a beat in his step, he opens the door of one of the lorries and pulls the driver right of his seat and he falls to the ground, Steiner picks the man up and grabs him by the neck. The camera is too far away from Steiner to hear what he is saying but we can see that in response to Steiner, the driver is pointing to one of the lorries. Steiner lets go of the driver and the driver falls to the ground grasping for breathe. Steiner walks off towards the specified lorry. As he approaches the lorry, the camera catches up with him. Steiner gets to the lorry and opens up the container section of the lorry, the camera shows that on the side of the vehicle reads "WWF Monday Night RAW" - it must have the equipment used for RAW shows. Steiner climbs up into the lorry and searches around for something...)   "Supa Star" Scott Steiner - (Steiner talks as he continues to search for something) "You know, a lot of people have been saying a lot of crap over the last few days... a lot of been have been expecting The Supa Freak to come out and react to their mindless rants... but I am smarter and more experienced than those people to allow them to affect me. First of all Kevin Nash. Where do you get the balls to even let my name come out of your mouth? You let me down once before big man... BIG MISTAKE... It will not happen again!! Do you hear me?!? I know your slow Big Kev so let me break it down... You invited me to join the New Blood. Well here's my answer... NO!!! You say I have been 'quiet' in my responses to you. Well Kev, I only turn my attention to those that warrant it and quite frankly you don't. I'll beat you from pillar to post without any trouble at all, I'll hurt you, I'll beat you. And then when I'm finished having fun destroying your pathetic body, I'll give you The Steiner Recliner in the middle of the ring and that will be that. Your brief challenge to Big Poppa Pump will be over - Kevin Nash will be SILENCED. You see Kev this is why I have been 'quiet' over this because quite frankly it doesn't motivate me. There is nothing new in beating you. You are very cocky, too cocky for your own good. I find your remarks about me not being able to go toe to toe with you very amusing - Ahh, there it is!" (Steiner pulls out a WWF belt from somewhere, the camera zooms in to find that it is the old WWF Undisputed Championship Belt!) :.: "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner - "There should be two people out there that recognize this. Namely, Kurt Angle and The Rock. Now you may be asking yourself why Rock... Well I'd like to bring all of you back a while... the tournament to determine who goes to No Way Out for the chance at the title, for my title - The Undisputed WWF Championship. Now in that tournament The Rock beat me in the semi-finals robbing me of my shot. Rock I told you it wasn't over. It is never over until my title is around my waist... and I will have the title at WRESTLE MANIA... mark my words." (Steiner throws a huge box out of the back of the lorry, he stands there with the camera looking up at him, BPP is an intimating sight...) :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "That brings me to my match at Wrestle Mania. Mr. Angle, your petty victories thus far mean nothing. You have NEVER beat me. You can deny it all you want but at the end of the day I know the truth. Don't ever underestimate me Angle, never do that because once you do that it will be your downfall. You want me, do you really want me Angle? Can you take the beating of a lifetime, I don't think so. You know, I know, the dogs on the street know that I am too dangerous, to intense for a man like you. I am not a hard man to find, anytime anyplace. It's time for my revenge to start and if it starts with you so be it. But remember one thing...   BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME !!!   (Steiner jumps down from inside the lorry and pushes the camera away, and walks off back towards his limo, as he walks we can see that in one hand, his fist is clinched, and in the other he carries the belt, the scene fades to black.) :.: Scene #2 :.: scene starts at a upper-class restaurant which only the rich could afford to eat, the camera pans around the restaurant to show all the woman are dressed up in their evening gowns and the waiters are dressed like "penguins", the camera zooms round to show that the Scott Steiner is eating with Torrie. They are talking about the wrestling business while sipping expensive glasses of wine..) :.: "The Blonde Bombshell" Torrie Wilson :.: - "Hunny, can you believe that bitch Stephanie calling me a bimbo ?!?" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - (laughs) "Unreal! So I guess what she is saying is, that your the slut and she isn't?" :.: Torrie :.: - "That's what it sounds like. But no worries, I mean who's gonna beat us? (laughs)" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "Well word has it that Kurt, good ol' Olympic Kurt thinks he can beat me at Wrestle Mania! Well I'll just have to crush that dream! Speaking of crushes doesn't he have a crush on you?" :.: Torrie :.: - " Yeah but he can crush all he wants, I'm your's!" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "Yeah which means one of us is eventually going to have to give you up, and we know it ain't gonna be me!. :.: Torrie :.: - "Yeah but no worries, we'll face that when it comes" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "Well I guess all I have left to do now is win." :.: Torrie :.:- "Don't worry baby, I'm sure you will win" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "Yeah but just in case, we should practice "pinning and holds" later tonight" :.: Torrie :.: - "He he" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - (laughs) "Ok, ok. So seriously who do you think is going to be the hardest opposition" :.: Torrie :.: - "I dunno? Maybe Lita (laughs) by the way I wonder  how her head is doing? I mean after I dropped her on it on RAW" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - (laughs) You know, she needs to stay out of our business. If her or anyone of her HARDY BOYZ get in our way I'm going to break their fucking necks, no one, and I mean NO ONE sticks their nose into our business and gets away with it." (an attractive waitress walks past and Scott is distracted by the beauty of the waitress) :.: Torrie :.:- Scott what the hell are you looking at?? :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "A man can look can't he? Anymore champagne?" :.: Torrie :.: - "No but a man can sleep on the couch tonight" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner - "Aww come on baby, I thought we were gonna practice are pins and holds?" :.: Torrie :.: - "The only thing you will be holding tonight is the check" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - (flaging down the waitress) "Waitress!! Tor why don't you go wait in the car, I have to make a few closing statements to the camera." :.: Torrie :.: - "Fine, I'll see you outside" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "To be honest there is no big secret, what you have to do is let all these guys that run their mouth just do that. Let them go on and on and on how good they are and much they are going to hurt you. Because the more they say, the more determined you become to beat their ass. And the more determined you become...  the more twisted and dangerous you become" (Scott looks straight into the camera) :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "That is what exactly happens. You see where Kurt went wrong is that he thought he could intimate me, he thought that in bad mouthing me that it would scare me but all he will get is a real ass-kicking. I'm going to destroy him, it will be great won't it? You see I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today but assholes like Angle, Nash, and Perfect just can't understand that you can't beat the invincible. Oh I almost forgot... NASH, if you ever, EVER come into my business again I'll beat you so hard that it will be a while before you come sniffing round me again" (Steiner stares deeper into the camera) :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - " Ok sorry for the outburst... Back to Kurt. He thinks he is some kind of big shot, he thinks that when he opens his mouth people actually listen. He has to realize that he is a nobody in this federation, he is a man that nobody respects and nobody pays attention to him. Did you see that promo that he did in which he said that I was afraid of him? Ha ha!! He showed his stupidity when he said that he had lost any remaining respect he had for me, does he honestly think that I give a damn whether or not he respects me? There hasn't been a day since I joined this federation that I had any respect for anyone here. This guy does not even concern me in the slightest never mind scare me. You can not scare a man that has seen it all before. All the bitching and moaning that Kurt Angle does is nothing new. I am getting stronger and stronger and there isn't a thing that can be done about it. :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.:- (picks up the bill and calls over the waitress) Can you put this on my account please ma'm? :.: Waitress :.: - "Of course, and your name is?" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "Mr. Scott Steiner" :.: Waitress :.: - "Of course" :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.: - "Okay thanks cutie, see ya later" (looking back at the camera) :.: "BPP" Scott Steiner :.:" - "Oh and Kurt and all you others Ill see at Wrestle Mania, remember one thing.. BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME !!! (Steiner walks out and the screen fades to black")   <> I am... YOUR kid's favorite wrestler... I am... YOUR wife's favorite lay... but MOST IMPORTANTLY, I am... YOUR HOOK UP HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!!   It's ALL for the <>