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(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and a countdown comes on screen, then numbers countdown from 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver  fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Scott Steiner's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as 'Rearranged' by Limp Bizkit starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Big Poppa Pump appears at the entrance way with the lovely , Torrie Wilson , he limps slightly as he walks, he wears a 'Genetic Freak' T-Shirt, he screams at a fan he as and Torrie walk towards the ring, the crowd gives him a welcome of pure hatred, Steiner steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , Steiner walks over to the announcer  and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives Steiner the microphone then backs off...)

(Big Poppa Pump speaks up...)

"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner - "Well, well, well, it is a small world isn't it? Tonight on SMACKDOWN, The Genetic Freak will step into this very in a Triple Threat Match against Test and Gold Dust for the right to go to WrestleMania to face Kurt Angle for The Undisputed Title. Now I'm not saying that it won't be a good match for the fans, for the millions that watch this show but what I'm saying is that the public might be getting bored of listening to Test and Gold Dust with his freaky talent of memorizing movie lines. Here's one for ya Goldie, "Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, see if it fits" Al Pacino, Scar Face. I mean Gold Dust comes out he talking all his usual crap how he is better than The Supa Freak, how he is going to beat me, using his humor, a funny guy huh? Now let's examine the facts shall we, first of all he told all you assholes, yes that's right I'm talking about all you people in the crowd... (the crowd are angered by Steiner's comments and start the usual chant, 'Asshole, Asshole') ...he tells all you people that Big Poppa Pump cannot beat him and I don't deserve the Undisputed Title- well I find that statement quite laughable, now what actually happened as I'm sure all you people we remember is that I, Scott Steiner was justifiably awarded a shot at Kurt Angle. Then this sick gold freak comes back and Vince and Flair bend right over and spread their asses. I mean come on, he just walks back in after quitting and he is rewarded, that's BULLSHIT!! And all of you know it! But being the man I am I accepted this and I am going to prove to every single person that watches WWF that he doesn't deserved a shot at the hottest... (the crowd chants, "Damn Wrestler There Is Today") ...that's damn right! I accepted this challenge to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he has not warranted a shot at me, I never back off, I never run away or hid. I listened to what he had to say and I answered him. But what happened, I'll tell you what happened, Gold Dust came out here, live on RAW, and told everyone that he deserved a title shot and I didn't! What kinda bullshit is that! He had his shot in the torunament and he QUIT, he just didn't have the ability that was needed to get the job done. So what did he do you ask? I'll tell you what he did, he got his buddy - who also happened to be in the WWF Front Office to book me against him thinking I couldn't beat him. So what I'm getting at is this... Gold Dust got a bent WWF official to book the match! Gold Dust, you can try to convince all these assholes that Big Poppa Pump was running scared but the two people that really know the truth, Big Poppa Pump and Gold Dust really know that he or even you just couldn't cut it. 

Okay, I know what your thinking, so you got your match, you still can go to WrestleMania why the whole hissy fit. I'll tell you why. Every single show myself and Torrie are subjected to listening to this jackass cracking his jokes, which are not funny may I ad, and on top of it he thinks he's better than me! I mean can you believe this guy's nerve? I will step in the ring, my ring, and I will beat this Scott Steiner wannabe from pillar to post. I will hurt Gold Dust, I will hurt him badly and as the blood drips from his body - I will grow stronger and stronger, I will unleash my anger upon this pathetic "superstar" and I will show why I am known as The Genetic Freak, I will show every single one of you why I am the biggest player in this business, I will show why I am the best damn wrestler in the business. 

And while were on the matter of people needing to be silenced, I want to turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I have ever come across and that proud title goes to Test. Now Test seems to be rather upset. I listen to your promos, I see you go into Vince's office, I see you got into Flair's office. All you do is whine and cry. I'm better than Angle *sob sob*, I'm better than Gold Dust *sob sob*, then I heard the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard in my entire life. "I'm better than STEINER." Are you actually serious? Tell me you are joking! You better than me? Dude you couldn't pin Torrie! *talking to Torrie* "No offense baby." *talking to crowd again*  I am far to intelligent, far too intense, far too dangerous to let some pile of shit and tears take my spotlight. You are no better than the likes of Gold Dust and Angle. Whether you people like or not I am the next WWF Undisputed Champion not because I cheat, not because I don't deserve it - because I get the job done. Sure you guys can go on about your music and fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get the job done then there is no point to it all. Test, Gold Dust, I will see you two tonight and I might even send you a sympathy card when you are lying in bed wishing that you had never said those things about Big Poppa Pump. Begging God for forgiveness and to take away the pain but there should be another thought running through your head and that is that you should remember one thing...

Big Poppa Pump Is Your Hook-up, Holla If Ya Hear Me !!!!

(the strobe lighting and 'Rearranged' come back on as Steiner drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, Steiner walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans while waiting for Stacy. As he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the scene fades to black)