..::[Deep Thoughts]::..

..::[ "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner ]::..

Scott Steiner Smackdown RP #1

..::[The Genetic Freak is going to WRESTLE MANIA 1 ! ]::..

[-Forward-]


The professional wrestling world has been given a swift kick in the balls with the return of Vince McMahon. Ric Flair and Vince McMahon have already booked a tremendous card for Smack Down with Wrestle Mania lurking just around the corner. Flair is saying that he also plans on picking up many others as the federation develops. This looks to be a blockbuster card for the WWF. But will Scott Steiner make his presence felt? It's a question only one man can answer...


[-End Of Forward-]

The RP

~(...The scene opens during one of WWF's house shows. The show is mainly for new wrestler trying to impress WWF officials to get contracts. After one match is done and over with, and the ring has been cleared out, the fans are a little surprised when a sudden feed pops up on the BIG SCREEN. The fans' attention shifts up to the Titan-Tron to see a long, black stretch limo pull into the arena. The watch in curiosity as the driver of the limo gets out and opens the back door. Then, a pair of very fine legs steps out and the fans begin to cheer as the beautiful Torrie Wilson steps out wearing a very skimpy dress. 

She is followed, as always by Big Poppa Pump!!. The fans boo at the site of Scott Steiner, but he just puts his arm around Torrie as they head into the arena. As they walk down one of the halls they are stopped by The Coach...)~

[-Coach-] Scott Steiner! Scott Steiner!!

[-'BPP' Scott Steiner-] What do you want?

[-Coach-] I was just wondering if we could conduct an interview with you and Torrie?

[-'BPP' Scott Steiner-] Your kidding me right? Me give you an interview? Ha Ha!! You want an interview I suggest you sit in front of a monitor and watch because I am going to the ring, MY RING, now step back and watch boy!

~(...Steiner shoves Coach out of the way and pushes down a couple of WWF boxes stacked up in the corner as Torrie gives him a "What the hell?" type of look...)~

[-Torrie-] Scott, what is wrong with you?

[-Steiner-] Me?!?! You want know what's wrong with me? I'll tell you, you and the rest of the world. 

10 Minutes Later........

~(...The lights die down and begin to flash as 'Rearranged' by Limp Bizkit begins to blare over the P.A. system. The crowd raises to their feet, mainly booing as Scott Steiner along with Torrie come walking out onto the ramp-way. Steiner takes a look into the crowd, they then continue down to the ring. As they approach the ring, Torrie climbs the stairs but Steiner goes to the front of the ring and climbs up on the apron. He looks back and forth at the crowd as Torrie bends over and the fans cheer before they both get into the ring. He steps into the ring as the lights go back to normal and the music dies down. Scott grabs a microphone as the crowd continues to boo...)~

[-SS-] You all need to shut the hell up, because I have a lot to say!

~(...The crowd boos some more...)~

[-SS-] Now I just found out that Thursday night on RAW I face Test and Gold Dust for the right to go to WrestleMania 1 and fight the Olympic Jackass, Kurt Angle.... But believe me, after , Smackdown there will be only 1 man going to WrestleMania, that's me SCOTT STEINER!!! Now you all laugh at Angle's childish antics, there will be nothing to laugh about! You see, right now I'm not in the best of moods. I came to the WWF to be treated like the wrestling god that I am. And what do I recieve? Nothing! Instead I have to destroy these fucking retards Test and Gold Dust. Ric, Vince I know your the bosses, but what the hell were you thinking? You, and probably all of these fans know exactly what I'm capable of. All the fights and massacres I've been through. They don't call me the Super Freak for nothing ya know, but the whole fact of the mater is that the match is already booked and I'm going to have to let it go through with it whether I like it or not. Too bad for Goldie and Test though, because they will have to pay for this wrongful crime. They may look and see this match as just a stepping stone to WrestleMania but I beg to differ. This match is not only for pride and honor, not only to keep the hopes of making it to the WrestleMania main event alive, but I am going to destroy Goldie and Test for one and only one reason. To prove that I am The Super Freak and that I really am the TRUE UNDISPUTED #1 Contender! After Ric and Vince see the horrible, bloody mess that I leave in this very ring, they won't have any other choice then to automatically give me a Unidisputed Title Shot. Don't get me wrong, I Respect Kurt and all he has done, wait the fuck I do! I don't respect him! Never have, never will! Kurt as far as you being the best in this business that's BULLSHIT!! NO ONE is better than me, NO ONE!!!  Not you Kurt, not Test, not Gold Dust ...no one can keep me from getting what is rightfully mine, and that is a title shot. It's just too bad for the innocent I will slaughter along the way, because they aren't going to be having a very peaceful road to WrestleMania, in fact they're in for HELL!

~(...Steiner starts to pace around the ring a little...)~

[-SS-] Now Test and Goldie, Thursday night we will meet in this ring, just the three of us. Battling it out to try to show our dominance in the WWF. This is a new start for me. And there are a few things I need to accomplish. First there needs to be a dominant man, and that man is going to be me, Scott Steiner! Test, Goldie, I won't deny that you two are talents, but when you compare yourselves to myself, you are just little boys! You don't have the skill, the moves, or...ha ha...the looks! You might be a funny man, but your fault is exactly that! You're too concerned with making people laugh and you forget what your objective is, and that is to win! You can make all the jokes you want, but when it comes down to show time, there will be no jokes. The only thing coming out of your mouth will be, "Please God let me walk out of his match in one piece!". But if I have it my way, the only way you'll be leaving this building Thursday night is in a stretcher or better yet, a body-bag! I will do whatever it takes to win. If I have to sacrifice my body. I'm willing to get thrown around and leap through the air to attack my opponents. Luckily enough for me, I won't have to go through too much work. I'll just be throwing your bitch ass around the ring like a rag doll. And then after I take your ass down to the mat. SMACK! Just like that, you two will be on your back counting the lights. And after your ass taps, the referee will raise my arm, declaring myself the winner. And  you won't be able to a a damn thing except whip the blood of your faces and stare at The Super Freak as you lay lifeless on the mat!

~(...Steiner walks over next to Torrie and puts his arm around her. Steiner drops down the microphone as 'Rearranged' by Limp Bizkit blasts up again and Torrie and himself exit the ring to a some what booing crowd. As they head through the back towards their locker room, they are stopped again by Coach...)~

[-SS-] What is it now? Does Vince or Ric want to see me?

[-Coach-] No, I was wondering if I could get an interview with you and Torrie.

[-SS-] Make it fast.

[-Coach-] Well, you say that it won't take a lot to defeat Test and Gold Dust, but are you doing anything special to get ready for your match.

[-SS-] Not really, there's no need for it. I know all their moves, the way they think, hell I know them! But unlike them, I am smart. As I age, I change my ways. I learn new moves, enhance my style and moves. So each time you step into the ring with me, it's a different game. Always the best, But each time slightly different. Test and Gold Dust are boring. They doesn't know what you have to do to make it in the WWF, but I do. And on SMACKDOWN they will be blasted out of the water, at how much I have changed. Not only am I stronger, but I'm more fierce and I have more skill. Thursday night, they will experience the new me, and there is no other like it.

[-Coach-] And Torrie, do you plan on being ringside for Scott's match?

[-Torrie-] Of course, you are stupider then you look. I will be at ringside supporting my man one hundred percent. And I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty by slapping either Test or that sick freak GoldDust right across their butt ugly faces. Whatever it takes to make sure Scott gets the win!

[-Coach-] Yes...

[-SS-] Coach, I'm a busy man. But I'll leave you with this. Test and GoldDust don't even deserve to be in the same ring as me. They are washed-up Scott Steiner wannabes. And this SMACKDOWN they will be PLAYED out! "Supa-Freak" Scott Steiner is your hook-up, holla if ya hear me!!!

~(...Steiner again shoves Coach aside as he puts his arm around Torrie and they head towards their locker room as the scene fades to black...)~

I am.... YOUR kid's favorite Wrestler... I am... YOUR Wife's favorite lay... and more importantly I am... YOUR Hook-Up holla if ya hear me!!!!

 

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