Steiner - An Exclusive Interview With The Brilliance Of Brutality

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(scene starts outside the very arena where Monday Night RAW will be held, Michael Cole is standing in front of the camera talking generally about the WWF for a afternoon preview show tonight's RAW, the streets are pretty much deserted as MC speaks into the camera...)

MC - "The WWF has started to heat up in the last several weeks, with big signings and innovative angles, RAW has now become on of televisions most profitable programs. The Royal Rumble pay-per-view had one of the biggest buy rates in recent times and this will surely be duplicated by the highly anticipated No Way Out PPV. This RAW promises to be one of the most memorable, the main event in a steel cage HHH vs Hollwood Hogan, HHH s's looking for Undisputed gold and who would argue with his claim that he'll become Undisputed Champion?"

 

(suddenly MC becomes distracted as the screeching of car tires are heard, then MC dives to one side as a long black stretch limousine drives straight towards MC. By diving away MC saved his own life, the chauffeur of the limousine gets out)

MC - "Hey pal, with drivers like you, it's no wonder people get killed on the road every day, why did you drive like that?"

Chauffeur - "Because my boss told me to"

MC - "Well you tell your boss that I want to talk to him"

Chauffeur - "Okay, fine"

(the chauffeur goes to the rear door of the Limousine, the one thing that MC didn't realize about the limousine which is made clear when the camera zooms into the limo's license plate... it reads "Supa Freak 69", The chauffeur and 'Genetic Freak' Scott Steiner steps out!)

 

"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner - (smiling) "Hey Michael, how's things?"

MC - "Umm... ahh... everything's cool... yeah"

STEINER - "Good, good, so Michael I'm going to give you the opportunity of an exclusive interview with the hottest damn wrestler there is today, now when I say an interview its our normal arrangement, you hold the mic and I talk, understand?

MC  - "Yeah, go ahead..."

STEINER - "Now first of all, I've been hearing these things that some big shot wannabe has been mouthing of that Scott Steiner should tone his attitude down and have some respect for the WWF 'superstars' that are already on the roster. I've been told that this guy calls himself Stone Cold Steve Austin, well that about says it all. Now Austin if I recall, didn't I beat your ass just a week ago on this very show... yes I did!!! You guys consider yourselves 'superstars', you think that you are famous, you think that people recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the status of Scott Steiner. 'The Genetic Freak' is not just a 'superstar', he is an icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there has ever been by all. Austin, you need to realize that Big Poppa Pump isn't one of this ass[censored] that you fight week-in-week-out, he is the best that this business has to offer and if I have already proven that first hand to you. And Austin, I don't think that if I stepped into the ring with you again that I'd be the same when I get out... no... whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you already are. No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and they will not be able to do it now. The WWF will come under my control whether you or anyone likes it or not. I don't want to be anyone's savior, Austin, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain cells in your head mustn't have been able to comprehend that, yes... all two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,  I don't give a damn about you Austin - before I came here, you were simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and I have claimed this federation mine. Now Austin, I haven't asked for your blessing or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a problem with the Brutalization of this federation, then you have two choices... (Steiner holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settles our differences, or number two... (Steiner holds up two fingers) ...you get the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena just like I did last week. You need understand, Mr. Austin that your opinion means absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all the technical ability that I need to back that all up. The millions of my fans could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want any more proof - wait until RAW, when Lance Storm gets caught up in the "PERFECT STORM" known as Hurricane Scottie. Austin, your time has past and the 'Big Poppa Pump is here to claim this federation his property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... anyway... Michael you don't mind if we go for a little drive do we?

MC - "Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for RAW!..."

STEINER - "That can wait... jump in..."

(Scott grabs MC by the shoulders and hurls him into the back of the limousine, the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the limousine Scott sits across from the camera sipping on a glass of champagne, MC sits beside the camera man, the limousine moves away...)

STEINER - "Want a drink Jimmy?"

MC - (excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."

(Steiner chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)

STEINER - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go back to what I was saying?"

MC - (disappointed) "Yeah.."

STEINER - "So I'm sure you saw Smackdown! I lost my 1st match here, my 1st... And now innocent souls must suffer for this tragedy and the choice of who the first victim will be, and that will be Lance Storm... I've been told that this nobody considers himself Canada's savoir? Well I'll say this to Mr. Storm not even God himself could stop the 'Genetic Freak' from doing exactly what he wants so what makes you think that you could. You are nothing, you are a nobody, you will never been anything of note. The weapons I have at my disposal are endless, the ability, the talent, the technical superiority, the brawling supremacy and the sheer brutality that I am more than willing to unleash upon all the unfortunate souls that stand in my way. That's damn right, the days where the entertainer and clown have gone, none of that will wash with me. Anyone that gets in my road will be destroyed in one foul swoop and that will be it. It is as simple as that, 'Big Poppa Pump' is here and I am starting my resurrection with Lance Storm. Lance get ready for the beating of your life because I am coming after you... and don't think for one second that I am joking... there isn't a man on God's green earth that has ever been able to hang with me, I am in a league too high for the WWF, time has come for me to take over. That's right, I am here for WWF GOLD Yes you've heard right, Scott Steiner is here to get to the top of this sport to get to the very top, I don't care what it takes to get there... The sight of me is one that scares any man but the force of me can kill any. I am the 'Genetic Freak', no matter what situation I am put in, I can always find a way out of it and hit back - always. I just want to thank the WWF officials for giving me this opportunity, the can see a business opportunity a mile away. You see I don't like Lance Storm, I despise Lance Storm and when a WWF official comes to you and offers you a chance to beat the crap out of someone you hate - you don't reject that offer. Now that's the end of this interview, Michael, see you later..."

MC- (puzzled) "See you later?"

STEINER - "That's right"

(the limousine is still moving... Scott opens the doors of the limousine and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine window... Steiner is looking out...)

STEINER - "Bye Michael, see you at RAW!"

[the screen fades to black and Steiner's video comes on...]