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[-Forward-]
The professional wrestling world has been given a
swift kick in the balls with the return of Big Poppa Pump. Ric Flair and Vince
McMahon have already picked up some key players in the wrestling world,
competitors such as Triple H, , Austin, Booker T, and Bret Hart. Flair is
saying that he also plans on picking up many others as the federation
develops. Already, the WWF staff has booked a great Monday Night RAW Card for
January 28th, 2002. This looks to be a blockbuster card for the CWF. But will
E3 make his presence felt? It's a question only one man can answer...
[-End
Of Forward-]
The RP
~(...The scene
opens during one of WWF's house shows. The show is mainly for new wrestler
trying to impress WWF officials to get contracts. After one match is done and
over with, and the ring has been cleared out, the fans are a little surprised
when a sudden feed pops up on the BIG SCREEN. The fans' attention shifts up to
the Titan-Tron to see a long, black stretch limo pull into the arena. The
watch in curiosity as the driver of the limo gets out and opens the back door.
Then, a pair of very fine legs steps out and the fans begin to cheer as the
beautiful Torrie Wilson steps out wearing a very skimpy dress.
She is followed,
as always by Big Poppa Pump?!?!. The fans boo at the
site of Scott Steiner, but he just puts his arm around Torrie as they head
into the arena. As they walk down one of the halls they are stopped by The
Coach...)~
[-Coach-] Scott Steiner!
Scott Steiner!!
[-'BPP' Scott Steiner-]
What do you want?
[-Coach-] I was just
wondering if we could conduct an interview with you and Torrie?
[-'BPP' Scott Steiner-]
Your kidding me right? Me give you an interview? Ha Ha!! You want an interview
I suggest you sit in front of a monitor and watch because I am going to the
ring, MY RING, now step back and watch boy!
~(...Steiner shoves
Coach out of the way and pushes down a couple of WWF boxes stacked up in the
corner as Torrie gives him a "What the hell?" type of look...)~
[-Torrie-] Scott, what
is wrong with you?
[-Steiner-] Me?!?! You
want know what's wrong with me? I'll tell you, you and the rest of the world.
10 Minutes
Later........
~(...The lights die
down and begin to flash as 'Rearranged' by Limp Bizkit begins to blare over
the P.A. system. The crowd raises to their feet, mainly booing as Scott
Steiner along with Torrie come walking out onto the ramp-way. Steiner takes a
look into the crowd, they then continue down to the ring. As they approach the
ring, Torrie climbs the stairs but Steiner goes to the front of the ring and
climbs up on the apron. He looks back and forth at the crowd as Torrie bends
over and the fans cheer before they both get into the ring. He steps into the
ring as the lights go back to normal and the music dies down. Scott grabs a
microphone as the crowd continues to boo...)~
[-SS-]
You all need to shut the hell up, because I have a lot to say!
~(...The
crowd boos some more...)~
[-SS-]
Now I just found out that tomorrow night on RAW I face X-Pac...(Crowd
cheers)... Yeah, I know you all love your beloved X-Pac. But believe me, after
RAW, there will be nothing to love. Now you all laugh at his childish antics,
there will be nothing to laugh about! You see, right now I'm not in the best
of moods. I came to the WWF to be treated like the wrestling god that I am.
And what do I recieve? Nothing! Instead I have to destroy this fucking retard.
Ric, Vince I know your the bosses, but what the hell were you thinking? You,
and probably all of these fans know exactly what I'm capable of. All the
fights and massacres I've been through. They don't call me the Super Freak for
nothing ya know, but the whole fact of the mater is that the match is already
booked and I'm going to have to let it go through with it whether I like it or
not. Too bad for X-Pac though, because he will have to pay for this wrongful
crime. He may look and see this match as just a stepping stone to No Way Out
but I beg to differ. This match is not only for pride and honor, not only to
keep the hopes of making it No Way Out alive, but I am going to destroy X-Pac
for one and only one reason. To prove that I am The Super Freak and that I
really am the TRUE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! After Ric and Vince see the horrible,
bloody mess that I leave in this very ring, they won't have any other choice
then to automatically give me a Unified Title Shot. Don't get me wrong, I
Respect Bret Hart and all he has done, wait the fuck I do! I don't respect
him! Never have, never will! Bret as far as I'm concerned The Harts we're
never the best family in the wrestling business, The Steiners were!! Not
The Harts, not Austin, not Booker T...no one can keep me from getting what is
rightfully mine, and that is a title shot. It's just too bad for the innocent
I will slaughter along the way, because they aren't going
to be having a very peaceful road to No Way Out, in fact they're in for HELL!
~(...E3
starts to pace around the ring a little...)~
[-SS-] Now X-Pac,
tomorrow night we will meet in this ring, just the two of us. Battling it out
to try to show our dominance in the WWF. This is a new start for me. And there
are a few things I need to accomplish. First there needs to be a dominant man,
and that man is going to be me, Scott Steiner! X-Pac, I won't deny that you
are a talent, but when you compare yourself to myself, you are just a little
boy! You don't have the skill, the moves, or...ha ha...the looks! You
might be a funny man, but your fault is exactly that! You're too concerned
with making people laugh and you forget what your objective is, and that is to
win! You can make all the jokes you want, but when it comes down to show time,
there will be no jokes. The only thing coming out of your mouth will be,
"Please God let me walk out of his match in one piece!". But if I
have it my way, the only way you'll be leaving this building tomorrow night is
in a stretcher or better yet, a body-bag! I will do whatever it takes to win.
If I have to sacrifice my body. I'm willing to get thrown around and leap
through the air to attack my opponents. Luckily enough for me, I won't have to
go through too much work. I'll just be throwing your bitch ass around the ring
like a rag doll. And then after I take your ass down to the mat. SMACK! Just
like that, you two will be on your back counting the lights. And after your
ass taps, the referee will raise my arm, declaring myself the winner. And
you won't be able to a a damn thing except whip the blood of your faces and
stare at The Super Freak as you lay lifeless on the mat!
~(...Steiner
walks over next to Torrie and puts his arm around her. Steiner drops down the
microphone as 'Rearranged' by Limp Bizkit blasts up again and Torrie and
himself exit the ring to a some what booing crowd. As they head through the
back towards their locker room, they are stopped again by Coach...)~
[-SS-] What is it
now? Does Vince or Ric want to see me?
[-Coach-] No, I
was wondering if I could get an interview with you and Torrie.
[-SS-] Make it fast.
[-Coach-] Well,
you say that it won't take a lot to defeat X-Pac, but are you doing anything
special to get ready for your match.
[-SS-] Not
really, there's no need for it. I know all his moves, the way he thinks, hell
I know him! But unlike him, I am smart. As I age, I change my ways. I learn
new moves, enhance my style and moves. So each time you step into the ring
with me, it's a different game. Always the best, But each time slightly
different. X-Pac's boring. He doesn't know what you have to do to make it in
the WWF, but I do. And on RAW he will be blasted out of the water, at how much
I have changed. Not only am I stronger, but I'm more fierce and I have more
skill. Tomorrow night, he will experience the new me, and there is no other
like it.
[-Coach-] And Torrie,
do you plan on being ringside for Scott's match?
[-Torrie-] Of course,
you are stupider then you look. I will be at ringside supporting my man one
hundred percent. And I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty by slapping X-Pac
right across his butt ugly face. Whatever it takes to make sure Scott gets the
win!
[-Coach-] Yes...
[-SS-] Coach, I'm
a busy man. But I'll leave you with this. X-Pac doesn't even deserve to be in
the same ring as me. He is a washed-up Scott Steiner wannabe. And this RAW he
will be PLAYED out! "Supa-Freak" Scott Steiner is your hook-up,
holla if ya hear me!!!
~(...Steiner
again shoves Coach aside as he puts his arm around Torrie and they head
towards their locker room as the scene fades to black...)~
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