Scott Steiner is your hook up holla if ya hear me!!!


.:| Foreword |:. The Big Bad Booty Daddy is back and he’s once again making the WWE his bitch. He and Edge have come in this week as the two top stars of the current week in the WWE. Now Mr. Flair being the booking genius he is decided to put the top two performers in the Main Event for Raw this week, as Steiner doesn't put his euro strap on the line. However it is for the a #1 contender's spot at SummerSlam in the Hell In A Cell match for the vacated WWE Undisputed Championship. Steiner seems to be in a somewhat, not too happy mood as of late, especially after his former partner Syxx has made him wait an entire week for his answer.

Scene # 1 : Velocity Saturday Night

(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and a countdown comes on screen, then numbers countdown from 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of red and silver  fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Scott Steiner's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as the everl familiar Wolfpac theme starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Big Poppa Pump appears at the entrance way with the lovely , Sable , he limps slightly as he walks, he wears a 'Genetic Freak' T-Shirt, he screams at a fan he as and Sable walk towards the ring, the crowd gives him a welcome of pure hatred, Steiner steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , Steiner walks over to the announcer  and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives Steiner the microphone then backs off...)

 

(Big Poppa Pump speaks up...)

"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner - "Well, well, well, it is a small world isn't it? Tomorrow night on RAW, The Genetic Freak will step into this very ring in a Number One Contenders Match against Edge for the right to go to SummerSlam to face Kurt Angle, Y2J, and The Rock for The Undisputed Title. Now I'm not saying that it won't be a good match for the fans, for the millions that watch this show but what I'm saying is that the public might be getting bored of listening to Edge and his not even funny comical outbursts. Here's one for ya Edge, "Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, see if it fits" Al Pacino, Scar Face. I mean Edge comes out he talking all his usual crap how he is better than The Supa Freak, how he is going to beat me, using his humor, a funny guy huh? Now let's examine the facts shall we, first of all he told all you assholes, yes that's right I'm talking about all you people in the crowd... (the crowd are angered by Steiner's comments and start the usual chant, 'Asshole, Asshole') ...he tells all you people that Big Poppa Pump cannot beat him and I don't deserve the Undisputed Title- well I find that statement quite laughable, now what actually happened as I'm sure all you people we remember is that I, Scott Steiner was justifiably awarded a shot at SummerSlam. Then this big teethed Canadian freak comes back and Vince and Flair bend right over and spread their asses. I mean come on, he just walks back in after bitching and he is rewarded, that's BULLSHIT!! And all of you know it! But being the man I am I accepted this and I am going to prove to every single person that watches WWE that he doesn't deserved a shot at the hottest... (the crowd chants, "Damn Wrestler There Is Today") ...that's damn right! I accepted this challenge to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he has not warranted a shot at me, I never back off, I never ran away or hid. I listened to what he had to say and I answered him. But what happened, I'll tell you what happened, Edge came out here, live on RAW, last week and told everyone that he deserved a title shot and I didn't! What kinda bullshit is that! He had his shot in the torunament and he BLEW IT, he just didn't have the ability that was needed to get the job done. So what did he do you ask? I'll tell you what he did, he got his buddy - who also happened to be in the WWE Front Office to book me against him thinking I couldn't beat him. So what I'm getting at is this... Edge got a bent WWE official to book the match! Edge, you can try to convince all these assholes that Big Poppa Pump was running scared but the two people that really know the truth, Big Poppa Pump and Edge really know that he or even you just couldn't cut it. 

Okay, I know what your thinking, so you got your match, you still can go to SummerSlam why the whole hissy fit. I'll tell you why. Every single show myself and Sable are subjected to listening to this jackass cracking his jokes, which are not funny may I ad, and on top of it he thinks he's better than me! I mean can you believe this guy's nerve? I will step in the ring, my ring, and I will beat this Scott Steiner wannabe from pillar to post. I will hurt Edge, I will hurt him badly and as the blood drips from his body - I will grow stronger and stronger, I will unleash my anger upon this pathetic "superstar" and I will show why I am known as The Genetic Freak, I will show every single one of you why I am the biggest player in this business, I will show why I am the best damn wrestler in the business. 

And while were on the matter of people needing to be silenced, I want to turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I have ever come across and that proud title goes to Y2J. Now Chris seems to be rather upset. I listen to your promos, I see you go into Vince's office, I see you got into Flair's office. All you do is whine and cry. I'm better than Angle *sob sob*, I'm better than Rock *sob sob*, then I heard the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard in my entire life. "I'm better than STEINER." Are you actually serious? Tell me you are joking! You better than me? Dude you couldn't pin Sable! *talking to Sable* "No offense baby." *talking to crowd again*  I am far to intelligent, far too intense, far too dangerous to let some pile of shit and tears take my spotlight. You are no better than the likes of Rock and Angle. Whether you people like or not I am the next WWE Undisputed Champion not because I cheat, not because I don't deserve it - because I get the job done. Sure you guys can go on about your music and fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get the job done then there is no point to it all. Edge, I will see you tomorrow night and I might even send you a sympathy card when you are lying in bed wishing that you had never said those things about Big Poppa Pump. Begging God for forgiveness and to take away the pain but there should be another thought running through your head and that is that you should remember one thing...

 

Big Poppa Pump Is Your Hook-up, Holla If Ya Hear Me !!!!

 

(the strobe lighting and the Wolfpac theme comes back on as Steiner drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, Steiner walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans while waiting for Sable. As he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the scene fades to black)

 

Scene # 2 : Sunday Night Heat

 

(The scene starts inside an WWE arena, in the background the cheers of the fans are heard as they chant - 'WWE...WWE over and over again. The camera is focused on seemingly nothing in particular, it pictures the scene of a boring backstage hallway, technical equipment lays around the place that would set the scene for a good hardcore match. Suddenly a man walks across the screen from the right hand side to the left, he has blonde hair and unshaven chin, he wears shades and a Atlanta Braves baseball jersey and black jeans... Lillian Garcia, tries to catch up however struggles with a mobile microphone unit, the camera follows behind her as she shouts out...)

Lillian Garcia -  "Hey Scott! Wait up!"

(the man then turns round to face the camera - it is the immediately recognizable face of SCOTT STEINER!!  As well as the Atlanta Braves he wears a T-Shirt saying '100% Genetic Freak' and wears a pair of black Tommy Hilfiger Jeans. Lillian Garcia is about to try her hand at interviewing the 'Genetic Freak'...)

STEINER - "What can I 'Big Poppa Pump' do for you today, Ms. Garcia?"

Lillian - "You seem to be angry at the fact that Mr. McMahon and Mr. Flair have placed you in this match with the last #1 contender spot up for grabs. You feel you should already be in the Undisputed Championship match at SummerSlam. After all you are one of the best in the business but have you lost the touch? And what do you have to say to your opponent in the #1 contenders match on RAW, Edge..."

(Steiner stares back plainly unimpressed by the question that Lillian has asked him... he pauses for a minute... and then snatches the microphone from Lillian's' hand...)

STIENER - "Lillian, how many times do I have to tell you to never ask me such stupid questions ever again... do you even understand plain English? I doubt it... because if you did then you would have never asked the question that you just did. You see, 'Big Poppa Pump' does not need to be concerned with anyone that thinks that they can get in his way. I have heard that far to many times to be concerned by a bunch of Scott Steiner wannabes... I can't help it if Edge wants to idolize me, after all I am the hottest damn wrestler that there is today and the hundreds of millions of my fans simply justify that feeling. You see, contrary to what you might be thinking, little girl, Big Poppa Pump has been scouting his... (Steiner uses his hands to symbolize the quote) ...'opponents' and I have never seen such a pathetic bunch of alleged wrestlers in my life. I have been speechless at the absolute trash that WWE fans have been subjected to... never in my years in this business have I seen the quality of my 'opponents' be of such a poor quality. How can you be scared of someone like Edge? Huh? I mean as we speak, Edge must be absolutely scared out of his mind at the prospect of Big Poppa Pump stepping in the ring with him tomorrow night. Hey, Edge! You see Edge may haven been a big shot in his own insignificant dream world  but he has never had to face me. He can run his mouth all he wants, but when he steps inside the square circle with the 'Supa Freak' he will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a bunch of punks walk away with MY GLORY - the Undisputed WWE Championship. All this "skipping" has done has given me the opportunity to train harder, and get ready to beat up a lot of people. You know, I know, the damn fans know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. There isn't a man in this fed that even compare to the force that is Scott Steiner. These assholes will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that! I will destroy every single one of those men that have the guts to face me. I will spill their blood, I will make them beg for mercy, but all that will do is make me more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. Everyone of my opponents especially Edge better bring everything they have got because if they want to stay alive, they will have to do that. But not for one second should they think they can defeat me, I am too intense, too strong, too damn dangerous to let some pack of motherfu[censored]ers get in the way of the 'Genetic Freak' Scott Steiner, winning WWE Undisputed gold AGAIN, something that is inevitable. For years, I went around minor federations that were deemed never to come of anything that I would. Each federation finally submitted to the power of the 'Genetic Freak' and it 's only a matter of time until this fed does as well. The one thing that drives me even though I don't necessarily need to fight anymore - I've made my money, the one thing that keeps me going to the determination to achieve total domination. This skipping may only be the first minor step in that direction but it is a vital one and I intend to make ever use of it, no matter what anyone thinks or says... Scott Steiner will prevail the victor from this because I say so... And oh Edge, and Angle and the rest of you I'll see at SummerSlam yeah your next... you assholes remember one thing...

BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK-UP HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!!

 

(Steiner throws the microphone to the ground and stares into the camera for a moment with a hint of a grin across his face and he walks off in some direction as the camera focuses in on Lillian Garcia who seems to be shocked at the comments of Big Poppa Pump. Scott Steiner is ready for war, but will he get one?)

(The scene fades to back)

 

Scene # 3 : Press conference for RAW

:.:The scene starts at a press conference, we do not know who or what the conference may concern, but behind the table in the foreground a curtain with the WWE logo hangs, a huge number of microphones are set waiting for what ever announcement there is to be, the world's press is present and are starting to grow restless, suddenly a man in an expensive looking Versace suit comes into and while not sitting down he speaks into the microphones:.:

Man - "Hello, my name is James Thomas, a spokesman for the World Wrestling Federation, and as you know, the world's press was invited here to the WWE's Conference Room for a very special interview opportunity. As you are aware you've all been invited here to speak with one of our finest wrestlers. Now without further a due we will unveil one of those men that put their well being on the line for us, the WWE - Ladies and Gentlemen I give the WWE's very own Scott Steiner!!"

(Suddenly the huge figure of Steiner appears from the side of the room, the photographers present scramble to take pictures and the rooms flickers with white light from the flashes of the cameras, Steiner walks over to the tables and sits down - he is wearing blue jeans, black boots,  one of the "SummerSlam Logo"  T-shirts, and sunglasses, he sets a bottle of water on the table and nods to the WWE spokesman)

 

Spokesman - "Okay guys, Scott is here is to answer you questions, we will start with a question from Bill Owen from CNN"

CNN - "Recently in the news there has been much debate on professional wrestling harming the youth of America today especially with the outbreak of "Backyard Wrestling", do you think it is a fair argument?"

(although Steiner is wearing shades, you can see that he is clearly pissed off)

:.:"Supa Freak" Scott Steiner:.: - "How many times does it takes until you guys actually understand what I say. You can take your little "arguments" and shove them where the sun doesn't shine. I do not give a damn about the youth of America today, I am not here to be an icon, I am not here to be a role model, I am here to do what I do best, to beat up people - to destroy people. I don't know who you are and I don't really want to know but if you dare as a question like that again you will get a personal demonstration of how to make people bleed. Next question!"

Next Reporter – "James Hughes, The New York Times, Mr. Steiner – this is surely the biggest chance of your life have a chance to be in the main event at SummerSlam and fighting for the Undisputed Title. Are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this Number One Contender's match on RAW tomorrow night against Edge."

  (Steiner stands up obviously outraged)

  :.: "Supa Freak" Scott Steiner :.: – "What the hell did you say! Did you say that I was scared! (some security guards move round Steiner to make sure he doesn’t attack the reporter) You think that I’m scared of that goofy jackass?! That’s bullshit, I am scared of no one – NO ONE! I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today; there is no fear in me. How can you be scared of someone like Edge? Huh? He may have 52 teeth, he may have won tons of tag team titles, buy no amount of teeth, no amount of tag team titles, can save his ass come tomorrow night on RAW. He may be on his hottest roll ever here in the WWE but he has NEVER had to face me. He can run his mouth all he wants, but when he steps inside the square circle with The Supa Freak he will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a curly haired pansy walk away with the shot at MY TITLE - the Undisputed WWE Championship. Listen to what I say - there is no man that will be able to stop me from achieving my destiny, I will walk out of that ring Monday night with the last #1 contender's spot at SummerSlam, whether Edge, you group of punk bitches or the youth of America like it or not. And if anyone wants a demonstration right now, I’m sure we can arrange it...."

Spokesman – "Umm .. next question quickly ..."

Another Reporter - "Les Thompson, Fox Sports Network, how do you rate your chances at 'achieving your destiny'?"

:.: "Supa Freak" Scott Steiner :.: - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? Look I am going to tell it straight, come WrestleMania, I will destroy Kurt Angle, The Rock, and Y2J I will do that. You know, I know, the dogs on the street know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up another Scott Steiner wanna-be. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that I am an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. There isn't a man in the WWE that even compares to the force that is The Supa Freak. Not even THE GREAT ONE, THE ROCK!!! These assholes will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that!"

Thompson – "I don't agree, this is going to be your toughest test at SummerSlam. That's IF you can get past Edge and this is a tough test, you don't have a chance off coming out on top."

:.: "Supa Freak" Scott Steiner :.: - "Who the hell do you think you are? You have never stepped inside the squared circle with me. I have DESTROYED every single man that has had the guts to face me. Whether I won or lost my opponent left that ring beaten and battered. I have spilled their blood, I make them beg for mercy, but all that will do is make me more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. I'm not here for the fans, I'm not here for you guys, I'm not here for the huge amount of money I get paid, I am here for one thing - me! I don't give a damn about any of you. I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today! Edge you better bring everything you have got because if you want to keep your career alive, you will have to do that. But not for one second should you think that you can defeat me, I am too intense, too strong, too damn dangerous to let some 52 teethed motherfu [censored] er take my title shot away from me. I have worked to long to get where I am today to let some punk take it away from me. I will always be here, I will always be that man that you have to face if you want to know how good you are, I will dominate this fight.

Thompson - Come on man, I’m just telling the truth ... "

:.: "Supa Freak" Scott Steiner :.: – "That’s it I’ve had enough ..."

(Steiner jumps into the crowd of reporters, the reports are having a frenzy, camera flashlights are going off everywhere, Steiner emerges at the front again with Les Thompson in a head lock. They climb up onto the table, Steiner kicks the reporter in the stomach and sets him up for a inverted power bomb and says)

:.: "Supa Freak" Scott Steiner :.: – "Is this close enough to the truth for you? This is for every one of those guys that have to step into the ring with the hottest damn wrestler there is today - Scott Steiner, Edge come RAW, tomorrow night, this will be you!"

(Steiner executes a powerful inverted powerbomb, and the table collapses, the reporter is knocked unconscious and chaos brakes out, Steiner walks towards the camera)

:.: "Supa Freak" Scott Steiner – "I will be the Undisputed champion! And oh EDGE remember one thing...

DON'T JUST FEAR ME...

HATE ME

(Steiner punches the camera and the camera goes out of commission)

 

 

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This is my 2nd of 3 RPS for RAW. In case you haven't noticed I have a new layout! I'd like to thank Dylan (my opponent on RAW) for that. Dylan good luck on RAW. Let's make this a classic.

 

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