Stone Cold Having A Beer

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(scene starts outside Austin's mansion, it is early morning, the sun has only shown itself, Austin finds his mansion in one of the richest part of not only the United States but also the world, his success in the sport of wrestling has made him one of the richest men in the business, life is good for him. He has money to burn and a woman that loves him to go home to. In his time there, the WWE has established itself as one of America's most profitable businesses and with it brings huge benefits to it's employees. Austin has long been one of the most hated men in the sport so how has he made it to being one of the richest, most respected men in America. It is a question many people ask and few know the answer to. However Austin's in-ring alter ego is a far cry from his true personality...)

(the camera cuts inside Austin's mansion, right into his bedroom, the early morning sunshine shines through the curtains, Austin lays in bed with the woman of his life Debra cuddling him, suddenly the alarm clock goes off...)

[-The Bionic Redneck-] - "Time to go to work, I got to be in Nashville for today, babe"

Debra - "What time is it?"

[-The Bionic Redneck-] - "It's 6.30, you got back to sleep"

Debra - "Come on, stay a while longer, please"

(Austin gets out of bed, and puts on some pants, they continue to talk as Austin gets dressed)

[-The Bionic Redneck-] - "Babe, I can't, I was supposed to be in town for the WWE last night but you convinced me to stay to an extra night - you knew the deal babe, if I stayed an extra night I had to leave early tomorrow morning. I've got to retain my title and I am not going to blow this match off. The WWE's been good to me so now its time to repay them. I'm in the best condition of my life."

Debra - "Oh baby, you are in tip top condition, trust me, you proved it last night... but I might need to make an on the spot check"

[-The Bionic Redneck-] - (laughs) "Not now baby, I have to get to the airport. Get some sleep, see you in a few days."

(Austin walks out of the bedroom, and makes his way into the contemporary kitchen. As he walks in he puts on the television, and makes his way to fridge and takes out eggs and milk)

Television #1 - "Good morning, wrestling fans, this is Michael Cole with a special edition of WWE Excess, Judgement Day weekened is finally here and it could be the biggest pay-per-view event in the history of this business. At last the fans of World Wrestling Entertainment will see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin defend his WWE UNDISPUTED TITLE! However if he is going to hang on to his Title he is going to have to defeat two good superstars. The Undertaker and David Flair! We want all your opinions on the main event or even on the Woman's Title match which will see the champion - Stacy Keibler defending her title against Trish Stratus. The phone lines are open and will take our first call after these messages..."

Austin 3:16 - "What is there to talk about? The WWE Championship is mine!"

(Austin mixes a glass of milk and three eggs, and drinks the glass)

Austin 3:16 - "I'm never going to get used to that crap"

Television #1 (Michael Cole) - "Welcome back, let's go straight for the phone lines. TJ from Ohio, you're live on air..."

Television #2 - "Ahh... yeah... I just want to say that what Austin did on HHH and Kurt Angle was disgusting. To turn on someone like that is totally unforgivable. Undertaker is going to beat the crap out of the so called 'Rattlesnake' and that will be that..."

Austin 3:16 - (talks over Michael Cole as Cole introduces another caller) "Man, some people don't like me that much, I must be doing my job pretty well then!"

(Austin starts to gather his things together as the television phone-in continues...)

Television #1 (Michael Cole) - "...so go ahead"

Television #3 - "Yeah, I just want to send a good luck message out to my hometown boy Kurt Angle, Pittsburgh's behind you Kurt bring home the gold!"

Television #2 (Michael Cole) - "I'm sure he thanks you for your support there, let's go straight into another call - Mickey from New York City. Go ahead Mikey.

Television #4 - "Yeah, I just want to make a point from an alternative viewpoint."

Television #2 (Michael Cole) - "Sure want to hear all opinions, the controversial and the not so controversial."

Television #4 - "Okay, well here's the thing, everyone's going on about The Undertaker will be going to demolish Austin, that he wants to take Austin out. But I think that Taker and David Flair would be pretty foolish if they decided to waste their shot at the Title. After all if they concentrate their efforts at controlling Austin, Austin just has to get himself disqualified by beating up the ref and he can hold onto the title. If Taker and Flair hold back in this match they are going to lose. This is their best chance of winning the world title and I hope that they don't waste it."

Television #2 (Michael Cole) - "That's an excellent point Mickey, a lot of attention has been given the fact that they will be going straight for Austin, but it should be remembered that this match has been signed for a reason - to find out the best wrestler in the world. A match will be fought with the intention to find out the best wrestler. Will HHH and Kurt Angle stand-by and allow Austin to win? If this episode between them and Austin has taught us anything is that they thrive on success. I don't think we need to worry about not seeing a great match..."

Television #4 - "Can I just say one more thing?"

Television #2 (Michael Cole) - "That's what this program's for! Go ahead..."

Television #4 - "Yeah, I hope to God, that Hogan beats the hell out of Edge. It's time Edge gets a lesson that he will never forget!"

(Austin picks up the telephone and dials a number...)

Austin 3:16 - "Yeah, get the car, I got to get to the airport"

(Austin continues to gather his wrestling gear as the television debate rages on...)

Television #2 (Michael Cole) - "Well from the e-mails we have been getting this morning... (Michael Cole holds up a huge pile of sheets of paper)  ...it sounds like most WWE fans think the same way as you do! Anyway we have time for one more telephone caller before we have to go for a commercial break, Jay from Nashville, your live on air - what do you want to talk about?"

Television #5 - "Uhh.. yeah... I just want to give it up for Austin. That man is the best there is going, its no secret in the wrestling world that the benchmark is The Rattlesnake. He is the man you have to beat. For months he kept the WWE going, he had his ass kicking machine oiled and it was unstoppable. Pissing Austin off is the worst thing you can do, finally 3:16 will get his revenge..."

Austin 3:16 - "This guy's good!"

(A car's horn sounds...)

(Austin gathers his bags with his belongings in them, and makes his way to the front door, he opens it and a chauffeur in his uniform meets him with a long, black, stretch limousine sat in the driveway)

Chauffeur - "To the airport, Sir?"

Austin 3:16 - "That's right, let's go, I have a date with destiny..."

Chauffeur - "Destiny, Sir?"

Austin 3:16 - "Oh yes, I can tell you have never had one Arthur, anyway let's go"

Arthur - "If you say so sir..."

(Austin and Arthur walk off towards the limo as the screen fades to black...)

:.: Scene # 2 :.: DEPARTING FOR NASHVILLE

(the scene start outside the entrance for VIPs at Texas International Airport, we can see that a large amount of cameramen and reporters are waiting for someone to arrive, they chat to each other like they are best of friends but like in any business - once the real business happens, friendship goes out of the window. A large group of the general public has also gathered as if they are expecting someone famous to arrive. The press talk happily as powerful, expensive automobiles drive by them. Occasionally some pull up at the entrance and some man or woman steps out in their expense clothing but they are not who the press is looking for. Each time a car pulls up the respective reporters huddle around they car but each time they are disappointed.)

(However this one time, one of the reporters looks through his binoculars at the incoming traffic and shouts to the rest, 'He's coming! He's here!". In reaction to hearing this the reporters clamber to get in the best position for when this car they have been waiting for pulls up. Suddenly a long, black, stretch limousine pulls up. The press are excited by this limo and flickers of light shine and the photographers take their pictures. The chauffeur of the limousine gets out and opens the rear door...)

(The Rattlesnake steps out of the limo! Reporters immediately go towards Austin bombarding him with questions about Judgement Day and HHH. However Austin goes over to the fans that have assembled to catch a glimpse of the WWE superstar, he walks over and the fans scramble to get close to him as Austin starts to sign autographs for the fans. As he is doing this the photographers continues to take their picture as the flashlights nearly blind the onlookers with the intense of the flashes of light, as Austin continues to sign autographs he answers some of the reporters' question...)

Reporter #1 – "Mr. Austin, Mr. Austin – this is surely the biggest match of your life, are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this match."

  (Austin is obviously outraged, but doesn't react in his usually manner, with the crowd's chants and the reporters shouting questions means that he can hardly be h eard)

  The Texas Rattlesnake – "What the hell did you say! WHAT? Did you say that I was scared! WHAT? Afraid! WHAT? Frightened! WHAT? Chicken! WHAT? You better not have said what I thought you did, just because I'm in public doesn't mean I wont beat your pathetic ass. WHAT? Your pathetic! WHAT? Your a loser! WHAT? You think that I’m scared of any of those guys who think they can take me out?! WHAT? That’s bullshi[censored], WHAT? A lie! WHAT? A fib! WHAT? An imbelishment! WHAT? An exaggeration! I am scared of no one – NO ONE! WHAT? Nobody! WHAT? Not a single person! I am the best damn wrestler there is today; there is no fear in me. I have been around this business to damn long to let some dead man or bleached blonde headed jackass steal my title! WHAT?!?

(Austin stops signing autographs and looks the reporter who asked the question straight in the eye...)

The Texas Rattlesnake - "Look me in the eye and tell me I'm scared, WHAT? Look right in my eyes! WHAT? My peepers! WHAT? Jeepers Creepers Where'd You Get Those Peepers? There is no fear in me - I know I will win and that's a fact. WHAT? A sure thing! WHAT? I guaranDAMNtee it! Undertaker and David Flair may think of themselves as a champion in their own insignificant viewpoints but now they have to face the man they have ran and ran away. They have talked and talked about they want to get a piece of me but they have done nothing about it. They can run their mouths all they want, but when they step inside the square circle with The Rattlesnake they will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a bunch of punks walk away with MY TITLE - the WWE UNDISPUTED Championship. Listen to what I say - WHAT? Listen up! WHAT? Real good! WHAT? Lend me an ear! There is not one man that will be able to stop me from achieving my destiny, I will walk out of Judgement Day as the WWE Champion no matter if the WWE, my opponents, Flair or Vince or if you group of jackasses like it or not. And if anyone wants a demonstration right now, I’m sure we can arrange it....WHAT? I can kick your asses right here! WHAT? Stomp a mudhole in your pathetic asses! WHAT? Give you one stunner! WHAT? Another! WHAT! Another! WHAT? You heard me!"

Reporter #2 - "Game! Game! GAME!"

The Texas Rattlesnake - "Hey man, no need to shout!"

(Austin goes back to signing autographs and posing for photographers in the group of the fans, not the photographers for the media)

 Reporter #2 - "I just want to ask one question, how do you rate your chances at Judgement Day?"

The Texas Rattlesnake - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? WHAT? Did you hear? WHAT? Understand? WHAT? Comprehend? WHAT? Capice? Look I am going to tell it straight, come this Sunday, The Rattlesnake will retain his title - the WWE Undisputed Championship, I will do that. WHAT? I will! WHAT? Mark my words! WHAT? Order the damn PPV and watch! You know and I know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up The Undertaker and David Flair, and I will do that. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that 3:16 is an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. WHAT? Every syllable! WHAT? Don't mess up! There isn't a man in this match up that even compare to the force that is The Rattlesnake. Taker and Flair will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. They will feel what revenge is, its time they pay the price for their betrayal against me - and by God how they will pay for it. I will conquer - make no mistake about that! WHAT? I said it's a sure thing you goofy bastard!"

(an airport announcement suddenly is announced - "Could all passengers for the first class only flight traveling to Nashville, Tennesee please make their way to check-in, repeat, could all passengers for the first class only flight traveling to Nashville please make their way to check-in. Thank You.")

The Texas Rattlesnake - "Thanks a lot guys, I got a fight to win!"

(the crowd have a pop as Austin walks off, the cameras flash as they catch the final glimpses of The Bionic Redneck, the next time Austin walks through those doors of the airport will he still be WWE Undisputed Champion?)

:.: Scene # 3 :.: FLYING WITH THE STARS

(the scene lightens from black, the scene restarts inside an airplane, however its a very modern airplane and very spacious, its not a usual economy flight - you can tell by the layout of the airplane that it used only for the richer customer. An air hostess walks past the camera, the camera follows her movements, so walks over to a man sitting down in one of the recliner seats...)

Air Hostess - "More complementary champagne, Mr. Gates?"

Mr. Gates - "No, no more, thank you, I have an meeting about some computer software in a few hours - I need to have my wits about me. I'm having problems with my Windows system at the minute..."

Air Hostess - "Well I know a very good window cleaner if that would be any help?"

Mr. Gates - (laughs) "No, no, with the trouble I'm in, I'm going to need something more than a good window cleaner."

Air Hostess - "If you say so, Mr. Gates"

 (The air stewardess walks off to other passengers asking the same question. Then suddenly The Rattlesnake walks onto the aircraft, he is wearing the same clothes he was wearing when he arrived at the airport so it must be only a short time between this scene and the last. Austin walks on looking at his air ticket wondering where exactly his is sitting and also carries a hold-all with some of his gear inside it...)

Air Hostess - "Hello, Mr. Austin, good to see you again, can I see your ticket?"

Stone Cold - "WHAT? (laughs) Sure here you go..."

(Austin shows the air hostess the ticket...)

Air Hostess - "Okay sir, you are sitting here, there wasn't enough space to allocate your request for an empty seat beside your own, here's your window seat... if there is anything that can make you more comfortable don't hesitate to ask."

Stone Cold - "Well there's an invitation and a half! WHAT? You perform felacio? WHAT? You'd gratify me? WHAT? Sexual favors! WHAT? I'm not Bill Clinton! WHAT? You sorta look like Monica! WHAT?"

(the air hostess stares at Austin, clearly unimpressed)

Stone Cold - "Umm... I'm fine, thank you...WHAT? Your presence is no longer needed! WHAT?"

(the air hostess walks off)

(Austin goes to put his bag in the overhead compartment, but then notices the man that the air hostess was talking to first...)

Stone Cold - "Hey Bill, how's the business going?"

Bill - "We're having one or two problems at the minute, damn government won't leave me alone, I suppose your flying to Nashville for the big event you got this weekend?"

Stone Cold - "That's the idea... anyway I'll leave you to work on this problem you got, speak to you some other time..."

Bill - "Thanks Steve, good luck on Sunday"

Stone Cold - "Luck's got nothing to do about it."

(Austin sits down in his recliner chair and sips on his coke, normally it would be a budweiser but the god damned airplane wouldn't serve any to him , he sits waiting for the remaining passengers to arrive, he flicks through a complementary magazine until a man sits down beside him...)

(The two men shake hands)

Stone Cold - "Good to meet you..."

Man - "And the same to you..."

Stone Cold - "I might be way of here but I recognize you from somewhere...WHAT? I believe I've seen you before"

Man - "I was thinking the same thing... I know you from somewhere, umm... let me introduce myself - I'm Bruce Willis, you might off seen some of my movies..."

Bruce Willis - "I know you now, your Steve Austin from the WWE, aren't you?"

Stone Cold - "The very one, so how come your heading to Nashville?"

Bruce Willis - "Just on vacation, a little getaway."

Stone Cold - "Hey man, you know I could get you a few Judgement Day tickets if you want, come and see me beat up some guys - it'll be just like one of your Die Hard movies. Mindless explosions, beautiful women and countless acts of unaccountable violence. What do you say?"

Bruce Willis - "That would be awesome, I mean to go to more events but I'm busy saving the world and stuff..."

Stone Cold - "Well you have done it enough times! (laughs)"

Bruce Willis - "Actually would you excuse me a minute, I want to go and use the restroom"

Stone Cold - "Sure, I'm not going to stop you! (laughs) WHAT? I won't stun ya!"

(Bruce Willis walks off towards the toilet and disappears from screen)

(Austin goes back to reading his magazine, after a moment a young boy sits down beside Austin in Bruce Willis's chair, Austin doesn't even notice that the boy has sat down beside him, the boy seems infatuated with Austin as he stares non-stop at him, after a while Austin looks round and is surprised by the boy...)

Stone Cold - "Christ! How long have you been there?! WHAT? Are you stalking me? WHAT? Following me? WHAT?"

Boy - (he talks at an incredible rate so that you can only pick up some of the words that he says, he also sounds as if he has every statistic in the world memorized) "Approximately 53.78 seconds"

(Austin looks at the kid wondering if someone has put the boy up to acting strangely)

Stone Cold - "Is there something wrong with you son? WHAT? Are you feeling alright? WHAT? Are you ok? WHAT?!?"

Boy - "No sir, I am feeling ninety-six percent well, in fact my parents sometimes so that I can't be that well, but I really, really am, I tell you I am."

Stone Cold - "Has someone told you to come over here and talk me? WHAT? Who put you up to this? Is Flair on this plane? WHAT? That bleach musta gone into that son of a bitches brain! WHAT? Did Taker put you up to this? WHAT? The deadmen?"

Boy - "No sir, I have come here on my own accord, actually under Section 3 Paragraph 27 of the Child Protection Act - it's the my orders not even to talk to strangers, however I don't consider you a stranger as I regularly watch you on World Wrestling Entertainment broadcasts, which are now shown on TNN and UPN, actually that's interesting because TNN was created beca..."

Stone Cold - "Look son, don't you think you should be with your parents...WHAT? Your folks! WHAT? Mommy and daddy!"

Boy - "Yes, I should sir, by I thought you would appreciate my company more, I have my stamp collection which I could talk you through, I have some of the rarest stamps in the world, including the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

Stone Cold - "No thanks kid, I have someone I want to talk to at the back of the plane"

Boy - "Of course you do, being a wrestling superstar you must have approximately ten million, four hundred and twenty-three thousand, five hundred and nine fans. The probability of meet one would be three hundred..."

(Austin gets up and walks off hoping to lose this annoying boy, however the boy follows Austin until...)

Man - "What the hell are you doing with my son? You think you can walk off with my son, huh?"

Stone Cold - "Look man, you can take your son, what the hell have you been teaching this goofy son of a bitch anyway?"

Man - "Why you... First you try to steal my son and then you insult the way I brought him up? Why I ought to beat you ass"

Stone Cold - "You beat me? WHAT? I'll like to see you try! WHAT?!? Go for it tough guy! WHAT?"

Air Hostess - "Gentlemen, gentlemen please calm down..."

(they all talk at once...)

Boy - "Father I would advise you that you do not incite Stone Cold, he may see fit that he should apply The Stone Cold Stunner to you, in fact The Stunner was formerly known as the Hot Shot, he would sur..."

The Air Hostess, Austin and the man - (to the boy) "SHUT UP!"

(Austin and the man look at each other as if they have come to an agreement...)

Man - "I'm sorry, my son can over the top sometimes..."

Stone Cold - "No problem, I shouldn't have got so angry"

(the men shake hands and Austin walks back to his seat as the father walks back to his seat with his son, Austin sits back down as Bruce Willis reads a magazine)

Stone Cold - "I'm back"

Bruce Willis - "So I see, anyway, I thought I would bring something along to pass the time of this flight."

Stone Cold - "Good idea"

Bruce Willis - "Yeah, i brought my stamp collection with me, you know I have one of the rarest stamps in the world, I have the Abraham Lincoln memorial stamp which..."

(before Bruce Willis can say another word, Austin jumps off his seat and says...)

Stone Cold - "Got to go to the restroom!"

(Austin walks off as Bruce Willis sits by himself...)

Bruce Willis - "Jeez, what's his problem?"

[The scene fades to black]

:.: Scene # 4 :.: Finally In Nashville!!!

(scene lightens from black, the camera is no longer inside the airplane Stone Cold used to get to Nashville, we are with Michael Cole rambling on as usual in front of the camera, he is standing outside the very arena where Judgement Day will be held, he is making his usual preview for a WWE event, let's watch what happens...)

Cole - "Well this Sunday's WWE extravaganza, exclusive to pay-per-view - you can find out how to order this event after this show could be one of the greatest and that is something when you consider the Raws and Smackdowns that we have had in the WWE. This will be an epic. Among the blockbuster matches scheduled is an "I Quit" match between the young star Edge and the icon Hulk Hogan. These two have had classic after classic in the past weeks. Also booked is the #1 contenders match for Stone Cold's WWE Undisputed Title - The Game will take on Chris Jericho. Will The Cerebral Assassin be able to stop The Living Legend? It would go down in the legends of wrestling if he could. But remember you can only watch these if you order the event on pay-per-view.  Then we have a blockbuster of a match, we have Kurt Angle vs. Booker T vs. Kevin Nash with the winner becoming the Euro-Continental Champion! This match is also very big because Kurt and Nash are both in the race for the GRAND SLAM!!!

But then we have arguably the biggest match in the history of the federation will commence. Three WWE superstars, Undetaker, David Flair, and Stone Cold Steve Austin will meet in a ladder match! All for Austin's Undisputed Title! Fans have been waiting weeks and weeks for this three to bang heads. Most attention has been placed on the growing hatred between The Flairs and Austin, but no one should discount the threat from Deadman Inc. to Austin's crown. Will The Rattlesnake retain his Undisputed title, yet again tune in t..."

(unknown to Michael Cole in the distance a long black stretch limousine is driving towards where Michael Cole is standing - could it be Austins's? . Michael Cole continues to ramble on until when the cameraman interrupts him...)

Cole - "to cable and order this World Wrestling Enter..."

Cameraman - "Man, something's up"

Cole - "Bob, I was in the middle of doing a preview..."

Bob - "I know man but look behind you"

(Michael Cole turns round and from his body language we can see that he has recognized him, he turns round to Bob)

Cole - "It's him... the license plate is the same...let's go and talk to him"

Bob - "I don't know if that's such I good idea, he isn't to cooperative to us before pay-per-views remember! I mean last time we did one of this preview show things he nearly ran us over and beat you up!"

Cole - "It's my job, come on"

(Michael Cole and Bob run towards the limo which is pulling up in the car lot, as the camera gets close we see that the chauffeur is getting out of the driver seat and is walking over to open the rear door, just as Michael Cole and Bob catch up with the limo, Austin steps out!!)

Austin 3:16 - (puzzled) "Long time, no see, Michael, how's things?"

Cole - "Umm... not bad... anyway, Steve how about I do an interview, with Judgement Day only hours away, this could be your last chance to do an interview before the main event"

Austin 3:!6 - "You and me are best buds Michael, all you need to do is ask. Go ahead - impress me on your improved interviewing style."

Cole - "Umm... thanks... I think... so Steve, you have made it to Nashville are you going to take in a country music show?"

(Austin stares at Michael Cole with a shocked expression on his face)

Austin 3:16 - "After stopping Stone Cold in his journey to the world's capital of country music, WHAT? Nashville! WHAT? The Grand Ole Opry! After stopping me in my path, you ask a question like that? Michael, make sure you edit that question out of this interview otherwise your bosses are going to fire your ass, WHAT? Give you the X! WHAT? The pink slip! But as you need this job or you will end up on the street. So what I will do is advertise a website dedicated to you Michael..."

Cole - "Thanks for your concern... I think... anyway can we get back to the interview?"

Austin 3:16 - "Of course. WHAT? Sure! WHAT? Fine by me! WHAT? Go right ahead!"

Cole - "With Co-Owner Flair being David's father are you at all worried about the outcome of this match being fair?"

(Austin pats Michael Cole on the back)

Austin 3:16 - "Well done ya goofy bastard! Finally you ask a question that makes sense! WHAT? It's not stupid! WHAT? Dumb! WHAT? Retarded!

(Michael Cole opens his mouth as if he was going to argue with Austin but decides against it...)

Austin 3:16 - "It's time that I get my revenge on that 16 time bastard! WHAT? Ric Flair! WHAT? The boss! WHAT? Head Honcho! WHAT? David Flair's daddy! Ric you son of a bitch I hope you have a good view of what I'm gunna to do that bastard son of yours! WHAT? He's pathetic! WHAT? A loser! WHAT? I'm gunna stomp a mudhole in his ass and walk that sum bitch dry! WHAT? You say your 16 time world champion? WHAT? 16 times? WHAT? I'll stun that sum bitch 16 times! WHAT? One WHAT? Two! WHAT? Three! WHAT? You get the picture! Then there's that tall sum bitch The Undertaker! WHAT? Deadman Inc! WHAT? Do you think you scare me? WHAT? With your lil bike? WHAT? I got a truck! WHAT? A truck! You think your special? Is that bandanna supposed to impress me? WHAT? Because it doesn't! EH EH! Michael, do you know who I am?

Cole - "Umm... Yeah... Stone Cold..."

Austin 3:16 - "WHAT? The Rattlesnake! WHAT? The Bionic Redneck! WHAT? 3:16! WHAT? Steve Austin! WHAT? Me! I ain't scared of nobody! Not a pansy ass daddy's boy! Not a deadman! WHAT? NO ONE! WHAT?!?"

(Austin walks off towards the arena as Michael Cole looks back into the camera)

Cole - "Well there you had it, an exclusive interview from Stone Cold there, from me, Michael Cole reporting for WWE TV, good day"

(The credits of the program goes on screen and the screen fades to black)

:.: Scene # 6 :.: At The Arena

(the scene starts only minutes before Judgement Day. WWE officials are scurrying around the place making last minute adjustments, one of the biggest events in WWE history is about to start!! Loud rap music plays out in the arena to try to get the crowd hyped for tonight's action, the crowd is in good voice as they wait to see their favorite or most hated WWE superstars, the camera pans to show that some fans are already holding up some signs, examples of what they say are - "Hate The Game", "I Am That Damn Drunk, "I Want Puppies!". Suddenly the rap music cuts out, no one realizes that something of huge significance is about to happen, the crowd continue to talk to each other until...)

(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and 'Austin 3:16' comes on screen, then the lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Austin's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as 'Glass Shatters' by Disturbed starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Austin appears at the entrance way, with his WWE Undisputed Title and he walks of towards the ring, he steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer and demands the microphone, the announcer immediately gives Austin the microphone and the announcer runs out of the ring, Austin speaks up...)

Austin - "Before I get started here tonight I just got one thing I need to say [What?] Ric Flair you can just keep your sorry little ass in the back tonight. [What?] Because Stone Cold has to whoop your son's ass tonight. [What?] Give him the beating you should have years ago! So Flair I got a little something for you. [What?] ~Austin flips the bird up the ramp for The Flairs to see. Now it’s time to get down to business. [What?] I got a few things to talk about. [What?] I got something on my mind. [What?] And that something on my mind is that bleached blonde son of a bitch, David Flair. [What?] Do you think you impress Stone Cold with those catchphrases? [What?] Do you think you impress Stone Cold with all your so called "Edgeheads"? [What?] your pathetic! [What?] You suck! [What?] You are a loser. [What?] Last week on Raw you came out and ran off your mouth like you always do, and like always all you did was flap your gums. Well David anyone can run off their mouth. [What?] If you think that you can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin then why don’t you prove it. [What?] Walk your ass down the ramp. WHAT? Come to the ring! WHAT? Are you starting to understand what's going to happen? [What?] You'll step into the ring. WHAT? My ring! WHAT? You'll get a Kick to the gut! [What?] Wham Stone Cold Stunner! [What?] You don’t like the word WHAT do you? [What?] Well then your really not going to like this. Start saying that word and keep that sum bitch a going. [What?] [What?] [What?] [What?] [What?] [What?] [What?] [What?] David Flair tonight your sorry little ass belongs to Stone Cold Steve Austin. [What?] And that’s all I’ve got to say about that."]

:.: Austin removes the microphone from his mouth as a huge chant of “Austin! Austin! Austin! Austin! Austin! Austin!” breaks out all over the arena. Stone Cold Steve Austin walks around the ring and starts to get a smile on his face. Austin lifts the microphone back up to his mouth and gets ready to speak once again"]

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin] "I’m not finished yet. [What?] I got something else I want to talk about! [What?] I want to talk that tall sum bitch. [What?] I want to talk about Deadman Inc. WHAT? The Undertaker! [What?] We've had many battles! WHAT? You have won some of those battles. [What?] And I have one some of those battles. [What?] But this Sunday at Judgement Day we are both going into biggest battle of are lives. [What?] We are fighting for a chance to become Undisputed Champion. [What?] The top dog! [What?] The head honcho! [What?] The man! [What?] The best in the world of wrestling. [What?] I know you better then you know yourself. [What?] I know what your weaknesses are. [What?] I know what your strengths are. [What?] But most of all I know that I can beat you. [What?] Not only do I know that I can beat you, but Sunday at Judgement Day I am going to beat you from pillar to post. [What?] The clock is ticking Taker. [What?] Three men walk down to the ring. [What?] All three thirsting for a chance to touch the Undispited Title. [What?] My title! WHAT? The intensity builds as two of biggest superstars in WWE history stare each other down. [What?] Only one man can be Undisputed Champions. [What?] And two man will have to go home a failure. [What?] Knowing that he gave it his best shot, but on that very night he wasn’t good enough. [What?] One man! WHAT? The Rattlesnake! WHAT? The Bionic Redneck! WHAT? Me! Finally in the match for the Undisputed Championship, Stone Cold Steve Austin will open up the biggest can of whoop ass any one has ever seen. [What?] Then I will walk back pup this ramp as the WWE Undisputed Champion. [What?] AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE! [What?] I Said! [What?] AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE! [What?] AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!"]

(the strobe lighting and 'Glass Shatters' by Distrubed come back on as Austin drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, and walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans and as he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises his Undisputed Title in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the strobe lighting and music die down, the announcer at ringside speaks up, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Judgement Day will be starting in five minutes, thank you", the camera goes out of commission)