Stone Cold Having A Beer

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(the scene starts at the sold out arean in Austin, Texas where RAW will take place., Michael Cole is standing in the center of the ring with a microphone at hand, the crowd is in good voice as they chant, 'WHAT' and hold up signs about their favorite or most hated WWF superstars, some of them read - 'I Want Puppies', another reads, 'Hogan Got Screwed' and another, 'R V D!'. MC raises his hand and the crowd silences down...)

MC - "Thank you... The WWF is a huge organization and we have yet another sold out house show coming from a WWF arena!"

(the crowd gets a huge pop from MC's opening sentence)

MC - "The WWF is at the forefront of innovation and creativity in the business, so it's my pleasure to introduce to you the new WWF Undisputed Champion, he has only won the belt four days ago at SmackDown! so this is your first chance to lay your eyes on him as the champ... please welcome "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!"

(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and Austin's usual Titan-Tron video comes on the screen, then the lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Austin's usual Titan-Tron video continues on as 'Glass Shatters' by Disturbed starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Austin appears at the entrance way with the WWF Undisputed Championship belt, he limps slightly as he walks and has several bandages on his arms, we can't see if his ribs are injured as he wears a 'WHAT? T-Shirt the crowd give him a welcome of pure hatred, Austin steps inside and walks over straight towards MC, Austin walks over to MC and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, MC backs off...)

MC - "Look Steve, I have no idea why you have decided to come out here now and act like an asshole after you kissed the fan's asses on SMACKDOWN!... but there is no reasonable explanation of why you had to do that"

"Austin 3:16" - (laughs) "WHAT? You seem to be forgetting one thing Michael, WHAT? It slipped your mind! WHAT? You forgot! WHAT? You dumb bastard! I am not here to account to pathetic WHAT? I said pathetic pieces of trash like you Michael, The Rattlesnake does not have to account to anyone except for one man - ME! WHO? Stone Cold! WHO? Steve Austin! WHO? The Bionic Redneck! WHO? The Rattlesnake! WHO? 3:16! If you want to bitch and moan you get out of this ring right now. But why do that when you are in the presence of the NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!! That's right last Thursday night at Smackdown!, "The Bionic Redneck" Steve Austin defeated your boy, Kurt Angle! On top of that I beat Y2J's ass! WHAT? I stumped a mudhole and walked it dry! WHAT?."

(he holds the WWF World Heavyweight Championship high above his head, as the crowd chant, 'Austin, Austin')

3:16 - "You see Michael, during my match tonight on RAW, I will kick The Rock's ass, 1...2...3! WHAT? I said 1,2,3! WHAT? It's over! WHAT? Finished! WHAT? Finito!

(the crowd chants, 'Austin, Austin', Austin can't speak as the crowd's chanting is too loud, finally the chanting dies down)

3:16 - "This is supposed to be my spotlight! WHAT? My time to shine! WHAT? Glow! But did I care when The Rock came along and stole it? No, I did not because I went and retrieved my belt and finally I am the WWF Undisputed Champion. Now, its not as if I didn't give the WWF and more importantly Rock enough warning. I came out here in front of all you nobodies and told exactly what would happen, I would beat his ass, make him scream, WHAT? Cry! WHAT? Squeal! WHAT? Whine! And that is exactly what will happen! I told it straight and I never lied. The WWF Undisputed Championship is finally in the hands of its true owner, in the hands of a true champion. Now you got The Rock walks back to the fed and Flair bendd over and let him insert dick right in ass! WHAT? They are booty bangers! WHAT? They are pathetic! WHAT? They suck! Only one man in this business deserves this title and that's me! Not Rock, not Y2J, not Angle, not ANYONE ...they are full of bullshi[censored]! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? The Rattlesnake is the dominant force and no one can see that changing in the days, months, years ahead. People have tried to beat 3:26, people like Rock have tried to convince the masses that he is good enough to fight me but when it comes down to it - he doesn't come anywhere close.

(Austin walks over to MC, they stand eyeball to eyeball...)

3:16 - "I know what you think of me, MC. You think that I don't deserve my title..."

MC - "Well I wouldn't sa..."

3:16 - "SHUT THE HELL UP! Don't you ever interrupt the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION because if you do I'll break you're little neck!

(Austin grabs MC by the neck)

3:!6 - "You need to understand something MC, WHAT? Listen up! WHAT? Comprehend! WHAT? I have not finished with the WWF yet, I may have done what I said what I would do - I won my title, fair and square but I have not finished with Rock yet. As long as there are men like him wanting to destroy my destiny then the fight continues, the quest is not over. I have taken what is most precious to the heart of every wrestler - GOLD! WHAT? The Title! WHAT? The UNDISPUTED TITLE! Not only did I win the title, not only did I achieve a small part of revenge but I also hurt Kurt Angle and Y2J badly. Then Rock came out and said that I was the best man on the night - how wrong he was, I wasn't the best man on the night, I was the best man - period. WHAT? Ever! WHAT? No Contest! Rock, your petty threats do not concern me, you have said all this before and nothing has come of it. However when I came out and said I would take you out - you don't respond. What's wrong Rock? Cat got your tounge? At SmackDown!, you saw the full force of The Bionic Redneck as I beat Y2J and Angle in the center of the ring. You don't come close to concerning me Mr. Superstar. Are you starting to understand me now, MC? Can you see that this is only the beginning for the RATTLESNAKE [crowd chants what ...] the WWF has seen nothing yet. A new era has started, the era of a modern day legend is now, 3:!6 is the champion and as if anyone ever thought otherwise. Rock you think you can get away with his crime but I proved at SD that no one can get the better of me..."

(Austin releases MC, MC falls to the floor of the ring holding his throat)

3:!6 - "There is not one man on this planet that can come close to dealing with the ability, the intelligence, the intensity that I posses. I am now a WWF UNDISPUTED Champion, that's right for the 1st time. WHAT? I have been screwed out of my title twice but each time I have come back more dangerous and better equipped and I have taken back what is mine. I am the king of the hill, WHAT? the top dog WHAT? Head honco! WHAT? The King! And don't anyone forget it."

(Austin gazes at the belt)

3:16 - "It's mine once again and it will take a miracle for someone to take it away from me. Normality has been restored, Austin is champion and The WWF is in disarray, and you assholes can not argue with a word that I have said. But Rock, MC, Y2J, Kurt Angle, Triple H and the rest - remember one thing... 

THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...

WHY?!?

CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!!

(the strobe lighting and 'Glass Shatters' by Disturbed comes back on as Austin drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, Medical staff comes rushing from the back to assist MC, Austin walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans and as he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises the WWF Undisputed Championship in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the scene fades to black)