Stone Cold Having A Beer

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(Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life then they lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Stone Cold's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as 'Glass Shatters' by Disturbed starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION appears at the entrance way with the his lovely wife, Debra , he wears a 'WHAT' T-Shirt, as he and Debra walk towards the ring, the crowd gives them a huge pop, Austin steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , Austin walks over to the announcer and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives Austin the microphone then backs off...)

(The Rattlesnake speaks up...)

'Austin 3:16' - "Now first of all, I've been hearing these things that some big shot wannabe has been mouthing of that ol' Stone Cold should tone his attitude down and have some respect for the WWF 'superstars' that are already on the roster. I've been told that this guy calls himself The Rock! WHO? The Brahmabull! WHO? Duwayne Johnson! WHO? The Scorpion King! WHAT?, Well that about says it all. Now Rock if I recall, didn't you just get your ass beat just a week ago on this very show... yes you did!!! You consider yourself a 'superstar', WHAT? Do you think your special? WHAT? You think that you are famous, WHAT? You think that people recognize you when you go shopping but that is nothing compared to the status of Steve Austin. WHO? Stone Cold! WHO? The rattlesnake! WHO? The toughest SON OF A BITCH in the WWF! WHO? 3:16! WHO? Me, you goofy son of a bitch! 'The Rattlesnake' is not just a 'superstar', he is an icon to millions, a role model to many, he is considered the best there has ever been by all. WHAT? Rock do you consider yourself GREAT? WHAT? Of course you do! The Great ONE! WHAT? You think your special? WHAT! Your pathetic! WHAT? You think your funny with your fisher price nursery rhymes! WHAT? You suck!. And Rock, I don't think that if I stepped into the ring with you again that I'd be the same when I get out... no... whenever I step into the ring with you, I will walk out with your blood covering my hands as you will lay in an even more pathetic heap than you already are. WHAT? Your pathetic! You suck! WHAT? No one has ever been able to prove me wrong before, and they will not be able to do it now. The WWF will come under my control whether you or anyone likes it or not. WHAT? I will rule! WHAT? I am the UNDISPUTED  CHAMPION! I don't want to be anyone's savior, Rock, that's the point I was trying to make but the brain cells in your head mustn't have been able to comprehend that, yes... all two of them. I am here for one person only, and your looking at him,  I don't give a damn about you ROCK - WHAT? I said your pathetic! WHAT? I don't give a rat's ass if you die or not! WHAT? Before I came here, you were simply a big fish in a small pond, a bigger fish has come along now and I have claimed this federation mine. Now Rock, I haven't asked for your blessing or anything like that, I'm not like that.. if you have a problem with the destruction of this federation, then you have two choices... (Austin holds up two fingers) ...number one... (one finger remains standing) ...either you come to me like a man and we settle our differences, or number two... (Austin holds up two fingers) ...you get the hell out of here before I beat your ass all over this arena. You need understand, Rock that your opinion means absolutely nothing to me, I don't care what you think, I don't care what you say because I am that much better than you and I have all the ability that I need to back that all up. WHAT? I said I am a better wrestler than you, you little mealy mouthed bastard! The millions of my fans could tell you that, I don't need to and if you want any more proof - wait until RAW, when you gets caught up in the "PERFECT STORM" known as Hurricane Steve. WHAT? Hurricane Steve! That's right you dumb son of a bitch! Rock, your time has past and Austin 3:16 is here to claim this federation his property. You keep annoying me the way you are, you better consider getting the hell out of here before I beat you out... WHAT?!?

( Austin drops the mic and "Glass Shatters" hits again as he and Debra leave the ring ]

10 minutes later in the backstage area...

Debra-  Steve, hunny, do you want to go out and eat now or later?

'Austin 3:16' - WHAT? Eat? WHAT? I want beer! WHAT? Beer! One beer, two beers, three beers, four beers....

[ Michael Cole is walking down the hall as Austin is counting his beers, MC spots him and goes over fo an interview.]

MC- Steve...

'Austin 3:16' - WHAT?

MC - "Well... ahh... I was cutting a preview for RAW!..."

'Austin 3:16' - "That can wait... come with to my limo with me jump in..."

(Steve grabs MC by the shoulders and hurls him into the back of the limousine, the cameraman jumps in as well, inside the limousine Steve sits across from the camera sipping on a glass of champagne, MC sits beside the camera man, the limousine moves away...)

'Austin 3:16' - "Want a drink Cole?"

MC - (excited) "Sure, I'll have some of that..."

(Austin chucks MC a bottle of mineral water)

'Austin 3:16' - "Enjoy that... now... don't you think I should go back to what I was saying?"

MC - (disappointed) "Yeah.."

'Austin 3:16' - "So I'm sure you saw Smackdown? I won this pretty hunk of gold! WHAT? The UNDISPUTED TITLE! WHAT? I love this son of a bitch! WHAT? NO ONE will take it from me! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME COLE! NO ONE! WHAT? NOT THE ROCK, NOT Y2J, NOT ANGLE, NOT EDGE, NOT ANYONE!! Well I'll say this to The Rock not even God himself could stop me from doing exactly what he wants so what makes you think that you could. You are nothing, you are a nobody, you will never been anything of note. The weapons I have at my disposal are endless, the ability, the talent, the technical superiority, the brawling supremacy and the sheer brutality that I am more than willing to unleash upon all the unfortunate jackasses that stand in my way. WHAT? You pathetic JACKASS! That's damn right, the days where the entertainer and clown rule have gone, none of that will wash with me. Anyone that gets in my road will be destroyed in one foul swoop and that will be it. It is as simple as that, WHAT? Rock your ass belongs to 3:16! WHAT? Now that's the end of this interview, Michael, see you later..."

MC- (puzzled) "See you later?"

'Austin 3:16' - "That's right"

(the limousine is still moving... Austin opens the doors of the limousine and throws MC out of the vehicle!! MC tumbles over a few times in the road and the cameraman soon follows... MC gets back to his feet and dusts himself down... the camera zooms back in on the limousine window... Austin is looking out...)

3:16 - "Bye Michael, see you at RAW!"

[the screen fades to black and Austin's video comes on...]