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"Your Pathetic? WHAT?!? I Said Your Pathetic You Dumb Son Of A Bitch!!!" |
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Steve Austin |
Kurt Angle and Y2J |
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WWF Undisputed Title |
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[-Forward-] The RP ~(...The scene opens 3 hours before show time. Fans are already in line and wrestlers are beginning to pile in. The camera men are scurrying around backstage looking for interviews and preparing for the dark matches before SmackDown starts. Then Stone Cold and Debra step out of a limo. The fans cheer at the site of Austin and Debra, but they just head into the arena. As he walks down one of the halls he is stopped by Michael Cole...)~[-MC-] Stone Cold! Stone Cold! [-'Austin 3:16'-] What the hell do you want? [-MC-]Mr. McMahon wants to see you in his office, right away. [-3:16-] What? He wants to see me? What? Does he think he's special? Tell that goofy son of a bitch I want to see him too! ~(...Austin shoves MC out of the way as he heads down the hall and reachs an office labeled "WWF Co-Owner Vince McMahon". Jericho just opens the door and walks right in as Debra gives him a "What the hell?" type of look...)~ [-Mr. McMahon-] Hello Steve. [-3:16-] Cut the bullshit Vince, you wanted to see me? [-Vince-] Yes, of course. First off, I just wanted to see how things are going? [-3:16-] WHAT? You brought me in here to ask me who things are? WHAT! Things are just fine you son of a bitch! [-Vince-] That's good to hear, and second, is that you better watch yourself tonight against Kurt Angle and Y2J!. [-3:16-] I better WHAT? Is that a threat Vince? WHAT! Is that supposed to scare me? [-Vince-] Yes. [-3:16-] WHAT? Your threatening the Rattle Snake? WHAT? Well let me tell you something you son of a bitch! Tonight WHAT? Thursday WHAT? I am going into that ring WHAT? The squared circle and I'm going to kick Kurt Angle's ass WHAT? You heard me! Then I will kick Y2J's ass WHAT? Open a can of whoop ass on him WHAT? Take his title you son of a bitch! ~(...Austin gives Vince a mean look and flicks him off as he walks out of Vince's office and starts to head down the hallway...)~ [-MC-] Well Steve from what I heard from the outside. You weren't very nice to him. What's going on? [-3:16-] WHAT? You were spying on me WHAT? Me, the rattle snake WHAT? 3:16 WHO? Stone Cold! [-MC-] Well, I just wanted to hear what it was about so I could interview you afterwards. I agree with you, your taking home the Undisputed Title tonight! [-3:16-] If that dumb son of a bitch screws me over there will be hell to pay WHAT? I'll kick his ass WHAT? Make him regret ever meeting Stone Cold! WHO? Me you dumb son of a bitch! ~(...Austin continue down the hall with Debra as MC looks on...}~
10 Minutes Later........ ~(...The lights die down and begin to flash as we hear the glass shatter over the P.A. system. The crowd raises to their feet, all cheering and chanting WHAT as Stone Cold and Debra come walking out onto the ramp-way. Austin takes a look into the crowd, he then continues down to the ring. As he approach the ring he climbs the stairs but then goes to the front of the ring and stands up on the apron. He looks back and forth at the crowd. He steps into the ring as the lights go back to normal and the music dies down. Austin grabs a microphone as the crowd continues to cheer...)~ [-3:16-] I have a story to tell all of you! ~(...The crowd cheers some more and continues to chant WHAT...)~ [-3:16-] You can see I'm not in the best of moods (CROWD: WHY?) Vince McMahon WHO? That rich asshole that run this place WHAT I said he's a son of a bitch! Now Stone Cold is gonna tell you all a story. But it's not about a man named Jed. Who could hardly keep his family fed WHAT? It's about a tough son of a bitch. Bald head, blue eyes, goatee. WHO? Stone Cold Steve Austin WHO? The RattleSnake WHO? 3:16 WHO? Me! (the crowd cheers) ~(...Austin starts to pace around the ring a little...)~ [-3:16-] This tough son of a bitch named Steve WHO? ME! Has a UNDISPUTED TITLE MATCH tonight! WHEN? On Smackdown! When? Thursday night! When? Tonight you dumb son of a bitch! I go against Kurt Angle (crowd cheers) and Y2J (crowd boos). Now normally ol stone cold wouldn't be worried. But, this time uhh huh! It's for the UNDISPUTED TITLE! WHAT? That big hunk of gold! I come here today and find out that this red, white, and blue son of a bitch Kurt Angle is going around backstage running his trap about the rattlesnake! He says he's better than me! WHAT? He says he's going to make me tap WHAT? He says it's true! WHAT! That dumb son of a bitch! Kurt let me tell you something you piece of shit! I am Stone Cold Steve Austin WHO? The Rattlesnake! Rattlesnakes bite Kurt! They inject venom into your blood stream Kurt. Into your red, white, and blue blood! WHAT! I see you backstage, I hear you, don't think that I don't. You go around backstage whining and moaning going on and on about how you got screwed! WHAT! Cheated! WHAT! You say you got fucked! WHAT! Well let me tell you something Kurt you didn't get screwed son. No, you just SUCK! WHAT? You SUCK! WHAT? Your PATHETIC! WHAT? Your a piece of trash! You lost to Syxx! WHO? That skinny little son of a bitch running around backstage! WHAT! I've seen shit bigger than him WHAT! He's a little piece of shit! He sucks. He beat you so you suck! WHAT? You suck! Angle you talk about your gold medals and your 3 I's. Well Stone Cold don't got no gold medals but he has the 3 B's WHAT? The 3 B's! BEER, BEER, and BEER! (crowd cheers) I might not have no gold medals but after tonight I'll have Undisputed gold around my waist! WHAT? I'm gonna win! WHAT? I'm gonna kick your ass Angle! What! I'm going to embarrass you in front of your pregnant wife WHAT! You knocked her up! WHAT? Your little swimmers are in her pool! WHAT? You screwed her! You dog you. WHAT? She has a craving? See if she craves this, Stone Cold shoving his foot up her ass! WHAT? Right up her fat pregnant ass! I've spent enough time on you! WHAT? Your not worth it! ~( Austin leans against the ropes and calls for a beer. He opens it up and chugs it down...)~ [-3:16-] Now there is some little blonde haired mealy mouthed bastard running around here with my UNDISPUTED TITLE! WHAT? That title is mine! He don't deserve it! WHO? Chris Jericho! WHO? Y2J! WHO? The Living Legend! (crowd boos) Does he think he's special? WHAT? Does he think he is Larry Zybosko? WHO? The REAL Living Legend! He's pathetic! WHAT! I said he's pathetic! He runs around here using someone else's name! WHAT? What is wrong with him! He might as well put on a dress and let us all call him Shirley! WHO? Shirley! He likes to dress up like a girl! WHAT? He's sick! He runs around here saying he is larger than life! WHAT? A living legend! That's bullshit! Ain't nobody bigger than Steve Austin! Uhh Uhh! Ain't no legends bigger than the rattlesnake! WHO? Me! Steve Austin! Y2J do you think your special because your from Canada? WHAT? Are neighbor up north! Or do you think your special because you can break down the walls? WHAT? Because your the undisputed champion! WHAT? Because your a living legend? I'm going to take your pretty blonde head and beat it from pillar to post, corner to corner. I'm gonna leave you a bloody mess! WHAT? I'm going to hurt you! Make you scream, cry. WHAT? I will make you cry! No, Mr. Austin please don't hurt me! WHAT? Look at ya your PATHETIC! WHAT? Your Pathetic! WHY? Your begging! Your a grown man! WHAT? A grown man begging WHAT? And crying! WHAT? You should be ashamed. Your a disgrace! WHAT? You pathetic bastard! Y2J your ass belongs to Stone Cold tonight that belt is coming to me, and do you know why? WHY? BECAUSE THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE WHY? BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!! ~(...Austin walks over next to the ropes and leans on them. Austin drops down the microphone as the glass shatters again and he exits the ring to a cheering crowd. As they head through the back towards their locker room, he is stopped by MC again...)~ [-3:16-] What the hell do you want now? WHAT? Does Flair want to see me? WHO? The 16 time world champ! [-MC-] No, I was wondering if I could get an interview with you. [-3:16-] Make it fast you son of a bitch. [-MC-] Well, you say that it won't take a lot to defeat Kurt Angle or Y2J, but are you doing anything special to get ready for your match. [-3:16-] WHAT? SPECIAL? Hell no! Do you think they are special? WHAT? They suck! WHAT? I said they suck! I'm going to kick their little asses all over this ring and that's the bottom line cuz STONE COLD said so! [-MC-] Yes... [-3:16-] My name is Steve Austin and I am an alcoholic! WHAT? I love beer! And tonight I'm going to become UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! ~(...Austin again shoves Cole aside as he heads towards his locker room as the scene fades to black...)~
Scene # 2 :.:The scene starts at a press conference, we do not know who or what the conference may concern, but behind the table in the foreground a curtain with the WWF logo hangs, a huge number of microphones are set waiting for what ever announcement there is to be, the world's press is present and are starting to grow restless, suddenly a man in an expensive looking Versace suit comes into and while not sitting down he speaks into the microphones:.: Man - "Hello, my name is James Thomas, a spokesman for the World Wrestling Federation, and as you know, the world's press was invited here to the WWF conference room for a very special interview opportunity. As you are aware you've all been invited here to speak with one of our finest wrestlers. Now without further a due we will unveil one of those men that put their well being on the line for us, the WWF - Ladies and Gentlemen I give the WWF's very own Steve Austin!!" (Suddenly the figure of Austin appears from the side of the room, he is as always with his lovely wife Debra. The photographers present scramble to take pictures and the rooms flickers with white light from the flashes of the cameras, Austin walks over to the tables and sits down - he is wearing blue jeans, black boots, and one of his own "WHAT" T-shirts, he sets a can of beer on the table and nods to the WWF spokesman)
Spokesman - "Okay guys, Steve is here is answer you questions, we will start with a question from Bill Owen from CNN" CNN - "Recently in the news there has been much debate on professional wrestling harming the youth of America today especially with the outbreak of "Backyard Wrestling", do you think it is a fair argument?" (you can see that Austin is clearly pissed off) :.:'Austin 3:16':.: - " WHAT? How many times does it takes until you guys actually understand what I say. You can take your little "arguments" and shove them up your asses. I do not give a damn about the youth of America today, I am not here to be an icon, I am not here to be a role model, I am here to do what I do best, to beat up people - to destroy people. I don't know who you are and I don't really want to know but if you dare ask a question like that again you will get a personal demonstration of how to make people bleed. WHAT? I said I'll make you bleed you deaf son of a bitch! Next question!" Next
Reporter – "James Hughes, The New York Times, Mr. Austin – this is
surely the biggest chance of your life coming back to the WWF and facing
their top notch wrestlers for a shot at the Undisputed Title. Are you feeling
nervous or frightened going into this match against Kurt Angle or Chris
Jericho." Spokesman – "Umm .. next question quickly ..." Another Reporter - "Les Thompson, Fox Sports Network, how do you rate your chances at 'achieving your destiny'?" :.: 3:!6 :.: - "WHAT?!?! Did you actually listen to anything I said? WHAT?!? Are you deaf? Dumb? WHAT?!? Are you stupid? Look I am going to tell it straight, come Thursday night, I will destroy Kurt Angle and Y2J, I will do that. WHAT?!? I will kick their asses! There isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match has done has given me the opportunity to beat up another pathetic son of a bitch. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that I am an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. WHAT?!? Are you getting this? WHAT?!? Listen up! There isn't a man in this match up that even compare to the force that is 3:16. These sons a bitches will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that!" Thompson – "I don't agree, this is your 1st match back in the WWF ring and this is a tough test, you don't have a chance off coming out on top" :.: 3:16 :.: - "WHAT?!? Who the hell do you think you are? WHAT?!? Do you think you are special?!? WHAT?!? You think your better? You have never stepped inside the squared circle with me. I will DESTROY every single man that have the guts to face me. I will spill their blood, I will beat their ass from pillar to post, but all that will do is make more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. I'm not here for the fans, I'm not here for you guys, I'm not here for the huge amount of money I get paid, I am here for one thing - me! WHO? STONE COLD! WHO? STEVE AUSTIN! WHO? The Rattlesnake! WHO? 3:16! WHO? ME! You dumb son of a bitch! I don't give a damn about any of you. I am the best damn wrestler there is today! Everyone off my opponents better bring everything they have got because if they want to stay alive, they will have to do that. But not for one second should they think they can defeat me. WHY? Because they cant! WHAT? THEY SUCK! WHAT? THEY ARE PATHETIC! Thompson
- Come on man, I’m just telling the truth ... " :.:
3:16 :.: – "That’s it I’ve had enough ... WHAT? Your ass is dead!" (Austin
jumps into the crowd of reporters, the reports are having a frenzy, camera
flashlights are going off everywhere, Austin emerges at the front again with
Les Thompson in a head lock. They climb up onto the table, Austin kicks the
reporter in the stomach and sets him up for a Stone Cold Stunner and says) :.:
3:16 :.:
– "Is this close enough to the truth for you? WHAT? You cant handle
the truth! This is for every one of those guys that have to step into the
ring with 3:16 , Kurt, Y2J come Thursday night this will be one of you!" (Austin executes a powerful stunner, and the table collapses, the reporter is knocked unconscious and chaos brakes out, Austin walks towards the camera) :.: 3:16 – "I will be the Undisputed champion! WHY? Because that's the bottom line... WHY? Cuz Stone Cold said so.... (Austin hits the cameraman and the camera goes out of commission)
Scene # 3 (Suddenly the Titan-Tron comes into life and the lights in the arena go out, no one quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series of Fireworks goes off right beside the Titan-Tron and Stone Cold's usual Titan-Tron video comes on as we hear the glass shatter and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly Austin appears at the entrance way with his lovely wife, Debra , he wears a 'WHAT T-Shirt. Steve steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , he walks over to the announcer and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives austin the microphone then backs off...)
(Austin 3:16 speaks up...) :.:"Austin 3:16" :.: - "Well, well, well, it is a small world isn't it? tonight on SMACKDOWN! Austin 3:16 will become the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! WHAT? I will kick Angle and Y2J's asses! WHAT! THEY SUCK! WHAT? I was fired by that mealy mouthed bastard Ric Flair ruining my shot at the UNDISPUTED TITLE! WHAT? I was robbed! WHAT? That son of a bitch must pay! WHAT?!? 1st off I need to win the UNDISPUTED TITLE! WHAT? I need to win! WHY? Because I love it! WHAT? I'd sell my soul for this title! WHAT? Would you Jericho? Angle? NO! WHY? Because your both PATHETIC! WHAT? YOU SUCK! You sicken me! And while were on the matter of people sickening me, I need to turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I have ever come across and that proud title goes to Kurt Angle! WHAT? Your a crybaby! WHAT? Do you want some whine to go with that cheese? WHAT? Grow up! Your pathetic! WHAT? You suck! You disgust me! Kurt seems to be rather upset. I listen to your promos, I see you go into Vince's office, I see you got into Flair's office. All you do is whine and cry. I'm better than CHICO *BOO HOO*, I'm better than Y2J *BOO HOO*, then I heard the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard in my entire life. "I'm better than Austin." Are you actually serious? WHAT? Are you dumb? Stupid? What? Your stupid! You can't beat me! WHAT? Whether you people like or not I am the next WWF Undisputed Champion not because I cheat, not because I don't deserve it - because I get the job done. Y2J, you stupid son of a bitch! Your days as champ are numbered! WHAT? Your going down! WHAT? Your going to lose! WHAT? To me! WHO? 3:16! Sure you can go on about your music and fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get the job done then there is no point to it all. Jericho you sicken me! WHAT? Your pathetic! WHAT! Your worthless! WHAT? You think your Larry Zybosko? WHAT? You aren't special! I am! WHAT? Stone Cold is! Jericho you can walk around all you want playing god but when the time comes, I am your maker! WHAT? I made you! You have my title! WHAT? It's mine! So son, take a good long look at the UNDISPUTED TITLE! Polish it up... WHAT? Make it shiny! WHAT? I wanna see myself in the son of a bitch! When your hear the glass that's your ass! WHAT? Your done! Over! Finishied! Finito! Good night Irene! WHAT? You bring that belt, you bring yourself, and a 24 pack because Stone Cold is going to whoop your ass all night! WHY? BECAUSE THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.. WHY? CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO (the strobe lighting and Austin's them comes back on as Austin drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, he walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans while waiting for Debra. As he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises two clinched fists in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...) (the scene fades to black)
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