C R I M S O N H A V O C

The bell rang....... Kimberly was STILL the UPW divas IC champion. After seeing Carmella hit Stephanie with the belt then make sharpe exit from the ring, Kimberly picked up the belt and stepped over Stephanies still body. She examined the belt, stained with Stephanie's blood. But that didn't matter.... nothing mattered. Kimberly Page was STILL the champion! She raised the belt up high as the crowds cheered loudly. Kimberly exited the ring and make her way back up the ramp, not even bothering to check on the divas CEO. She wouldn’t have given it a second thought if the EMT’s hadn’t have been rushing past her on her way back up.

Serves the princess right…….. How did I know that it was going to happen? A rich suit in a hostile environment…….. It was never going to end well, was it? Then again……. How did she know that Miss Playboy was going to turn into sore loser and throw some kind of hissy fit? Come to think of it…….. I guess I did. But more importantly….. What in the blue hell was the kat doing down here? Trying to get to Carmella for some yet unknown reason? Trying to make ME look stupid and unable to defend my own title without outsider interference? Yeah……. I think we’ll go with the latter. Whatever her reasons……… shes got a lot to answer for, believe me!

Kimberly looks back down at the ring one more time, before disappearing behind the black curtain. She walked down the hallways, still thinking about why The Kat did what she did. She runs her hand through her hair and smiles, looking down at her title. She glances at the blonde woman that was staring at her, not thinking much of it. Just another admiring fan.

Hey you know who that chick reminds me of..... oh god no!

Kimberly stops dead in her tracks, now slowly turning. The woman smiles at her.

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
Longtime..no talk. I see nothing's changed. Your still holding on to the title I got for you.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Excuse me? What the hell are YOU doing back here? I thought i saw you off for good!

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
[looks confused] Saw me off? The ONLY reason I let you get away with firing me is because I had better things to do apart from being in the UPW. That was and will be the only time you ever look better than me. Granted I realized there was some unfinished business left here to handle which is why I cameback. [eyes her championship with a smirk] But I know you saw my promo already..it mentioned you on the different aspects of why your a star now. Because of me.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Because of you? Open your eyes Debra...... I was the very first divas IC title holder, long before you ever clapped eyes on UPW. I did just fine then, too. I earned my number one contendership to this title.....to MY title BEFORE you set your whole little manager in the bank challenge up.

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
OH SHUT THE HELL UP KIMBERLY!

Kimberly gasps, a little taken back by the outburst from Debra. She raises her eyebrows, biting her tongue and allowing Debra to finish....

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
Anyone can win a title shot.. but it took ME to help you get that freaking title! Act ungrateful if you want but honey your only still the champion because I haven't been here! Now that I'm back your days on top are numbered sweetie!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Oh great....now not only do i have the hyper tart after my title.....but the crazed old dear too? Damn, i need a vacation!

Kimberly sighs and looks down at her belt. She rolls her eyes then looks straight into Debras.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
But..... i guess you have a point. This title maybe DOES belong to you.....

Kimberly takes the belt off her shoulder and pushes it towards Debra, who smirks and reaches out for it. Before she touches it, Kimberly pulls it back.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
But your gonna have to beat ME first

Debra goes to speak but she catches herself for a moment and laughs. She laughs again with a slight chuckle and a big sigh as if poking fun mentally at this argument. She goes to touch Kimberly on the shoulder bu tthe Doll of Diamonds werily looks at her, Debra takes her hand back and runs it through her hair, taking a deep breath she goes to speak in a soft tone.

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
OH would'ja look at us...... two pioneers of womens wrestling arguing over a title? Kimberly what happened to us? Before egoes got involved we use to be friends. Everyone wanted to be like us and now look? I'm back.. 3 months later and we're still at each other's throats. [shakes head] Aren't we old enough to act mature about this?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
You'd think wouldn't you? But I also know nothing's ever that simple with us either is it? Point is..... i got something you wat, something i would never dream of letting go. The way i see it, there's only one way to solve this little problem.

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
Over a cup of coffee and my famous cookies?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Cookies? Yeah..... i don't eat cookies, Debs. And by the look of you [kimberly looks debra up and down] i'd lay off the cookies too

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
Then I guess there's only one way then.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Yeah, i guess so. You really want to put yourself through that?

[x] Queen Of Controversy [x] Mizz Debra
[winks] Anything's worth inflating your ego..taking your title comes in at number one...toodles

Debra waves her hand in Kimberly's face and smiles, a sickly sweet smile then angered Kimerly a little. She turned and watched as Debra walked away.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
I can't wait to knock that silly smile right off your face!

Kimberly now smiles herself, thinking of the damage she could really do to to a retired beauty queen...

How she ever was a beauty queen i don't know.... that's a face only a mother could love..

Kimberly stops again and smirks, now talking aloud.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Well.. a mother and a surgeon!

Kimberly continues down the hallways,

S C E N E O N E

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Oh honey! I got a surprise for you!

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
What now? I told you I was busy…..it’s not another half ass fashion show is it? You got more bra’s than Victoria’s secret.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Yeah….I do don’t I? [she smiles goofily] But no, guess again!

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
I aint the mood for none of your little games woman. Spit it out.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Okay……. Are you ready!

Kimberly picked up a big silver tray off of the kitchen work surface and walked into the living room wobbling in her tacky stiletto’s to where the bald man sat on the sofa with a beer in his hand, not looking too happy. She pushed the tray under his nose and grinned

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
What the hell is that supposed to be?

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Cookies! Honey……I baked! Are you impressed?

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
So that’s what that god damn awful smell was. They don’t look much like cookies to me……. Cheap rock cakes maybe.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Well, sure the presentation a little off, but it was my first time. Why don’t you have a try……

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
If I wanted food poisoning I’d go eat that chicken casserole you cooked for dinner last night.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Won’t you just have one bite? They’re just delicious! Come on…… see if I can’t change your mind….

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
You trying to kill me off? Get your greedy little mitts on my money?

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
No, baby, please! I was just trying to do something nice for you. So here……. Have some……..

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Woman! Leave it alone! When I said don’t want your damn cookies, it means that I don’t want your damn cookies! And even if they were gonna taste good……..which they wont…….. Then I wouldn’t have one anyway, they spoil the taste of my beer!

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
You drink too much beer anyway…

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
What?

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Nothing….I didn’t say nothing…..

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Don’t you get all smart with me, woman! Speak up!

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Look… forget trying the cookies……but I was making an effort here, the least you could do was acknowledge that.

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
What? You all those an EFFORT? Heh…. I’d hate you seeing not putting an effort into something!

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
It’s a twenty four seven effort when it comes to pleasing you!

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Why don’t you shut your little mouth for a second, go throw away the cookies and put an effort into go getting me another beer.

She shook her head and headed back for the door and his attention turned back to the tv screen. She stopped suddenly, turning around slowly. She marched back up to him. He didn’t really look up at her…

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
What now? Can’t you see I’m to watch the game? Did you not understand that gave you an order? What, you waiting for a please or something?

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
You know whAt [her voice was slightly shaky] why don’t you go get the damn beer yourself! I’m done!

He looked up at her, eyes narrowed. He slowly got up, walking up close to her. He raised his hand and she pressed her eyes shut. He laughed in her face.

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Look at you…… your pathetic!

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
I…… I was just trying to be more……..

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
What?

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
I said I was…….

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Shut up!

He raised his arm again, this time knocking the tray of cookies right bout of her arms, sending the tray crashing to the floor.

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
I’ll get my own beer then, shall I?

He pushed past and into the kitchen as Kimberly’s eyes then turned towards the tv set……… they widened for a moment as she saw the brunette in the center of the ring. She remember her…… Kimberly watched the woman raising up a title…….. A title that she herself had tried to and failed to gain. That seemed like so long ago.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
She’s still there……… still on top. And when I think…… that could have just as easy have been me. Me in the middle of that ring, showing off the title with the crowds cheering…….

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
What could have been you?

He followed her gaze to the TV as he cracked open another beer, taking a big drink and letting the foam run down his chin and onto his shirt.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
The Diamond Doll…… the diva with it all. And look…… after all this time, she STILL has it! All the fame…… all the glamour, the respect…….. The gold.

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
You still bitter about that? Get over it woman, you lost it along time ago.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Get over it! She ruined EVERYTHING for me! I tried so hard to bring her down, she just kept on rising up to the challenge and making ME look like the fool! It was so NOT all about her!

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
No…… it don’t look like it either…….

He chuckled and sat back on the couch, putting his feet up and watching the screen as SHE pranced around in the ring in front of the millions of adoring fan, like a true champion. Kimberly shook in anger, fists balled up at her sides.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
I could have tried harder……. I could have beaten her! Maybe I shouldn’t have given up……. Maybe that could have been me In that ring right now. Instead I retired to become the sweet little housewife……

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
The worlds worst housewife at that! Now quit with the “what ifs” and clean up that mess. Damn women, givin’ me the headache!

She stared at him coldly for a moment before getting on her hands and knees, picking up the cookies, now unfit for consumption, onto the tray. Once the mess is cleared, she moves to the kitchen, placing the tray on the work surface and closing the French doors that separated the two rooms. She reached into the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of vodka. She took a glass and sat down at the table.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
I bet she’s feeling so proud of herself right now……… still going strong after all these years. And what really became of me? I became one of the women I hated the most! But not as much as I hated her! I think back to the very beginning…….. Before the WWE and before the UPW. I was just a boring librarian type, always dreaming of becoming a diva…… of walking down the ramp and winning matches. And then the opportunity came along in the form of the Raw Diva Search. And of course…….. I wasn’t going to sit back and watch some other girl like me go out their and live my dream. I jumped o n that exercise machine, filled out an application form and before I knew it I was down to the final ten……..

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Hmmm Well, as nice as that fifth manicure was, I’m very bored now! I mean…….. there’s got to be something we can do while those sleazes count out our votes.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
You mean while the judges count out our votes, right?

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Laura
Ugh, wake up sweetie. The judges ARE the sleazes. I hope you flashed them plenty of leg or your ass is out of here!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
What? For real? Damn it! If I’d have know I’d have worn my own customised skirt! Barely covers my panties! In fact wouldn’t have even bothered to wear my pan..

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Laura
Whoa! I had no idea you were that big of a slut……… you go girlfriend!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
Wy thank you! And by the way I just LOVED the no-bra look on you. Thank god the heating broke right!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Okay, I got it! We should like, play a game or something!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tracy
A game? What game? We already played the “who has the heaviest breasts” game by the way. Man, you missed out!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
No, no no! I’m talking about an actual game! Like…… hey wait, who had the heaviest breasts? Where was I while all this was being decided?

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
Yayness! I’m so excited right now!

All the diva’s stop and turn to look at Hannah, who is clearly very hyper active. Kimmy grins and look to Tracy for the answer.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tracy
I think you stayed back to see the judges you know…. Earn yourself a few bonus points….

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Oh yeah……. Hehe….. Which by the way went wonderfully! I’m like, immune to the vote this week now!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Laura
Tiffany had the heaviest by the way….. They weighed in at like, 7 pounds each! Did you that adds like a total of……. [she stops to think for a minute] two lots of 7 pounds onto her total body weight!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tiffany
I know…….. It’s a bitch! It’s like……. Weigh more or have bigger breasts!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
For the record…… I think you made the right choice!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Okay so a new game? Let me think…….. This could take a while ladies…..

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tiffany
I got one! We could play who’s got biggest ass [she looks over at tracy] Although I could probably tell you the winner of that right now!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tracy
Hey! Bitch you know shit! My booty is just fine! I’m curvy , that’s all!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
Oooooo bitch fight! Pass the popcorn!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tracy Popcorn? You eat anymore of that stuff and your ass wont be able to fit through that door!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
OKAY! I got it! Today we’re going to be playing…….. duck duck goose! God, I loved that game!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Laura
Oh my god! That’s a great idea! I vote that Hannah Be goose first!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
Huh? I don’t know that game!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tracy
Wyhat? Did you like miss out on your own childhood or something? Didn’t you used to play out as a kid?

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah: No…….. I was too busy with all the beauty contests. I knew every shade of blusher by the time I was four!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon:
Wow, that’s some skill you had there! Okay so, duck duck goose is pretty simple. We sit in a circl,e and one of us is the goose, we all the people on the head, saying whether they are a duck or a goose! Once the person says goose! You gotta jump up and chase her back before she its In your place or……….. I’m afraid, your goose!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
Okay! Lets play! I’ll be goose!

The wannabe diva’s sat in a circle, apart from Hannah who then becan to pat each of the heads as she walked around the circle.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah Duck…..duck…..duck…….duck…….duck……… [she paused at tracy] Goose!

Both divas began racing around the circle, untill Tracy got back to her place and sat down. Hannah sighed and started again, this time stopping at Kimmy, who again managed return back to her place before Hannah took it for herself. After anther three rounds Hannah stopped and huffed loudly.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
You know what? I think I know what the problem here is……….

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Tracy
Oh, that your too damn slow?

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
No…….. well, yes but there’s a reason behind it! These clothes! They’re so heavy….. There like, weighing me down!

Hannah quickly whips off her top, boots and jeans tossing them to the other side of the room then standing proudly in her bra and panties. The oher divas turn to look at Hannah, who is just about ready to continue with the game. They shake their heads and stand up.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
I can’t believe it………. I can’t believe that we didn’t think of that in the first place! Come on girls……. We just added a new stipulation!

Kimmy began to take her top off and others, not having very much of a mind of their own, followed her lead. Five minutes later and a pile of discarded clothes , they were sat in the circle resuming their game.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Yeah so I didn’t really have clue how the wrestling world worked back then……. All’s I knew was fun and games. Dressing to impress, saying the right things in front a panel of perverts they called judges, who only really cared how old your implants were and how little you were willing to dress in. It was fun…… and I knew I winning, too. How couldn’t I? I was the different one……… the one with the crazy ideas and the public? They adored me! It wasn’t all fun and games though…… as the number got less, so did my nerves! But the competitions kept the sprit alive!

Kimmy watched as Hannah made herself into a human ice cream cone from behind the camera. She giggled, feeling the nerves creeping up on her as she knew it was her out there in front of the camera next. As Hannah finished up by spraying the whipped cream at he camera and giggling. The camera man shouted “cut” and the crew immediately swept in to clean up her mess and set up for the next diva. Kimmy licked her lips, her stomach doing summersault as Hannah laughed and joked as a crew member handed her a cloth to clean up with. Kimmy adjusted her bikini and ruffled up her hair, then checking her reflection in the full length mirror of the make shift dressing room.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
Wow, that was so much fun! Now……..I wonder if I can go find one of those cute crew members to help me clean up off all this cream!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Hehe…….. Good luck with that! I guess I’m up now….

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
Awww don’t be nervous, it’s great once you get into it. God I love ice cream! You know what else? Tiffany would have loved this part of the competition. It’s weird, huh?

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Yeah……. Everything’s getting so bitchy. Did you hear what Tracy said about me? I mean…….. the cheek of her saying I took trimspa everyday! Well, for her information I don’t take any on Sunday’s! She’d know that if she cared to read the label!

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Hannah
It’s okay, we all know she’s just bitter because she found that new patch of cellulite on her thigh the other day! Chin up…… now long to go now. Hannah rubbed her arm then made her way off the set as the crew called for Kimmy. She walked onto the set confidently and took her position with a great big smile. She spoke loudly and clearly into the camera lens as she began to speak. ]

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Mmmmm ice cream! It’s my favourite food……….. To play in!!!

With that, she grabbed handfulls of cones, sprinkles and cream, messing up the whole table. She turned to the camera, licking it off her finger.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Want some? The camera man again shouted cut as Kimmy rushed off the set.

[x] The Camera Man [x] Johnny
Hey, Kimmy! Wait up……. You were great back there. Come over here, I’ll play it back to you.

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Not now Johnny…….. I gotta go make myself.I mean, be sick.

[x] The Camera Man [x] Johnny
What? Why?

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon:
Duhhh! I ate ice cream!

[x] The Camera Man [x] Johhny
That’s just stupid, honey. You had like what? A few licks……..

[x] Diva Search Bimbo [x] Kimmy Bacon
Ah-ha but a moment on the lips…… a lifetime on the hips!

Kimmy rushed off to the bathroom, leaving the camera man dumbstruck.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
And then came the final night…. It was down to me and this skinny whore who had graced the pages of playboy more times than Pamela Anderson herself. We stood in the middle of an actual ring…….. With the fans cheering, obviously for me, and finally…….. The moment I’d been waiting for….. They proclaimed me the winner of the 2004 Diva Search. To be honest, I was more concerned about how a might spend that pretty little cheque rather than actually learning how to wrestler and become a real winner. I thought it would be all downhill from there, an easy glamorous life courtesy of the WWE! But things were never really that simple…. I never exactly got the warmest of welcomes from the other divas, the divas who had worked their asses off to get were they were today. Then there was me……. Someone who had only paraded around in her bikini and popped a few slimming pills to get herself a contract. Of course they hated me for it. And they had no problems in showing it either. So yeah, got my contract…… make my first few TV appearances, wowed the crowds. Then came the bikini contests……..the endless bikini contests. Why, cant remember ever appearing on an episode of Raw fully clothed! My time at the WWE flew by…… my real winfall was landing myself a contract with the ever growing UPW……. Where most of the talent had already flocked to. And you know what? They had exactly the same opinion of me there! Didn’t they even stop to think that I earned the right to be here myself? I didn’t win no competition to land me my UPW contract…………no I did that all by myself! But still the same old bullshit……… the whispers behind my back…….. Well, I was going to silence them!

Kimberly reached for a glass and poured herself out a generous amount of neat vodka. She pressed the glass to her lips and tipped her head back, taking a large drink of it.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
And that I did! I took the woman’s division by storm! After the first few matches I’d earned myself an undefeated record and a number one contender’s spot to the title of the moment…….. The divas intercontinental title! But NO! I was screwed out that chance by the woman I fear I have become……. And her? The diamond doll……. Is STILL on top! Well, of course I didn’t let that bother me…….. I went on to do bigger of better things. I was fighting the men! From simple diva search winner to ball crusher! I beat some of the bigger and the names in wrestling history…. Triple H, Chris Jericho…….. Even the current champion, Jamie Noble, failed to stop me. But I was destined to return to and be on top of the woman’s division. Where did I start? Well, where I left of course! The diamond doll…….. Only this time, I was going to beat her! She wasn’t going to cheat another victory over me this time…….. Even if that old battle axe Debra was around……… but in the end that didn’t matter, she beat me. My title dreams slipped away and she’s reigned as the champion long after I’d already given up. I married a wrestling superstar, An even bigger star than I once was. At first I thought his drinking was just a show………you know in the ring. Well, it certainly rubbed off!

She finished the last bit of vodka from the glass and pushed it away, reaching for the bottle. She forgot the glass and just drank straight from the bottle now.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
now look at me……. I am that old battle axe I once laughed at! I clung on as long as I could, feeding off other peoples fame….. It was very short lived however. In the end I became nothing more than this…….. A washed out, used up has been. Maybe that was my destiny all along…….. Maybe they were all right after all……. I did nothing but get lucky on diva search then had a few flukes for wins.

She tipped the bottle back to take another drink. Head tipped back she waited…… but her lips remained dry. She held it up under the light…….. Empty. Groaning and pushing herself up, she grabbed her purse and headed for the door. After a short walk she arrived at the local liqueur store. Waking in with her head hung low so there was no chance of her being recognized, she knew her way around the store….. Heading straight to the back shelf and reaching up to pick up a bottle of vodka. She looked at the one and a half litre bottle carefully for a moment or too, licking her lips.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
Oh yeah……. The press would certainly love this. Former UPW diva turned raging alcoholic!

She groaned to herself a little before heading back to the front of store and placing the bottle on counter. The woman at till rung it up without even making eye contact with Kimberly, for which she was grateful for. She pushed the bottle into a brown paper bag once Kimberly had handed over the twenty dollar bill. Kimberly quickly took out a pink carrier bag…….. Not wanting to be seen with the tell tale bottle shaped brown bag in public. She took her change, threw the bottle into the second bag and hurried out of the store. Her eyes barely left the pavement on her way back down the high street, but something caught her attention……. That voice, so familiar. Her eyes rested on the electrical goods window, where UPW tv played to all that passed. Kimberly stop and pressed her hands against the glass and her eyes widened a little as the brunette on the screen spoke….

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
……….All of this is about me! I’ve out stayed them all…… I am the last diva standing, the true success story. And……… oh, it’s you!

Kimberly’s eyes widen as the doll looked straight into the camera, smirking at her.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
What the hell…….. Is she talking to me? That’s just not possible!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Don’t you talk about possible and not possible. You once thought it was possible to beat me…….. Ha, you even plotted to get yourself a shot at this baby [kimberly looked down at her diamond-studded belt] Yeah…..that’s right, it’s still here with ME!

She patted it and Kimberly shook her head, not believing her eyes. She pressed them closed for a few moments then opened them up again…… expecting to have just imagined it all. But she was still there….. But now she saw a flash of red…….. It wasn’t Kimberly! Christy Hemme shook masses of red curls out of her face and let out a cry of joy as she lifted the title high and proud. Kimberly slammed her forehead against the window then leaped back. She saw her reflection…….. Her blonde frizzed hair that once shone red was now replaced with brunette. She looked again shaking her head……… nothing was making sense anymore. Her eyes leapt to the screen again……. Now she saw Debra standing there smugly with the belt wrapped around her waist. She noticed Kimberly looking and smiled, blowing a kiss. She banged on the glass and screamed.

[x] The Washed Out Diva [x] Kimberly Bacon
THAT’S ME! IT’S ME! ME ME ME!

Kimberly dropped the bottle as felt to strong hands grab onto her shoulder. She spinned around to see the stocky bald man grinning.

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
So you finally cracked! It was only a matter of time, come on…….. Your making a scene woman.

Kimberly looked around at the passers by staring at her. She looked back at the scene, which was now again showing Christy hemme showing off the gold. Kimberly took a few steps back.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Who the hell are you? You can’t just put your hands on ME like that!

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Just how much of that stuff DID you drink? Come on……..home….now. I want me dinner on that table by eight or…..

He motioned to his belt. Kimberly raised her eyebrows.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
And why would I care about your dinner? I asked you a question!

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Alright, enough……. Your coming home if I got drag you all the way!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
What? I'm going nowhere with you! Are you insane! You can't just walk up to women on the streets and make them go with you to cook your dinner! You need locking up!

He grabbed a handful of hair and she cried out. No one around stopped to help as he dragged her across the street back towards the house.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Let go of me you animal! HELP ME! I’m not your little house wife! I’m Kimberly Page! Those bitches took my title!

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Ha…….. Your nothing but a drunk. You could never be half the woman Kimberly page is. Now you sixty seconds to get in that house and sort yourself out.

He threw her onto the lawn and looked down at her as she scrambled to her feet, shocked.

[x] The Husband [x] Steve Mitchell
Look at you…….. Your pathetic!

With that, he walked into the house, leaving her getting to her feet. She looked around her, unfamiliar with her surroundings.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
I don’t belong her…….. Get me out of here! This isn’t happening [She laughed] it just can’t be happening! I’m dreaming…….. I need to wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!

Kimberly shot up in bed, taking a deep breath. Her eyes darted around the room……. Her eyes trying to adjust to the darkness. She threw her clammy bed sheets to one she side and stepped out of bed, her hand fumbling for the switch on the bedside lamp. She sits on the side of the bed for a moment, halfway between dreaming and waking. She looked around……. She was in her own room, sat on her own bed.

What the hell kind of dream was that! So real………. It was like I just lived their lives. I just lived through anorexia, bleach blonde and abusive husbands! God, it’s so good to be me!

Kimberly got up and headed to the bathroom, pulling the light switch on her way in and reaching into the shower, turning the power on. As the room quickly steamed up, Kimberly slipped her straps down over her shoulders and let her night gown fall to her feet. She headed to the mirror, stepping out of the gown and wiping the palm of the hand across the steamed up mirror. She looked at her reflection and smiled.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Well, if I didn’t know before, I certainly know now. I now exactly what their both like…….. A mindless slut and a washed up old hag who’s only purpose in this business is to feed off other peoples fame. Truly pathetic. And if either one of those bints think they’re taking MY title MY fame MY glory…….. They’re very much mistaken. Let them try all they want……. I’ll enjoy proving them wrong. When will they learn? It’s all about me………. It always will be. I’ll see them out of UPW……. With nothing, including the IC title. As long as I’m still around, I’m going to make sure they all stay in my shadow.

Kimberly smirks to herself and walks over to the shower, stepping in as the footage fades out.

S C E N E T W O

When the footage re-opens a few hours later, we see Kimberly sat at the breakfast bar, her head buried in a book. The sun shines strongly now as Goldylocks walked through the door and opened a window, letting the fresh fill the room. She was closely followed by Candy jay, who must have heard goldilocks take out the breakfast pots. She skipped in, pulling up a chair beside Kimberly, who never looked up from her reading. Candy reached over and took a book from the pile next to Kimberly for herself. She held it just as Kimberly did, mimicking her every move. When Kimberly turned a page, so did Candy. Goldylocks laughed and shook her head as she started preparing the pancakes for Candy’s breakfast.

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
Kimbelly……… what are you reading?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page [x]
A book, Candy.

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay [x]
What sort of a book?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Paperback sort, you know……… lots of bits of paper all stuck together down the left hand side.

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
Is it a good book?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
I don’t know until I’ve finished it, do I? Might turn out rotten in the end. And I won’t finish it if I keep getting these constant interruptions, will I?

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
I’d read books………..if I could read! Ooooooo, is it a dirty book?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Yeah, filthy. I dropped it in a puddle on the way home last night.

Candy paused, a little confused as Goldylocks walked over to join in the conversation

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Reading a book, Kimmie?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
No, I’m ironing!

Goldylocks grins, taking no notice of her sarcasm and walking up behind her and peering over her shoulder at the book.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Hey! Don’t read over my shoulder……. It’s bad manners!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
So…… tell me what it’s about then. I’m intrigued!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Funnily enough, it’s about your lot!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Really?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Yes, really! It’s all about stupid people in the sports entertainment industry!

Goldylocks rolled her eyes and went back to making the breakfast as Candy Jay looked more confused then ever.

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
But……. I don’t get it, Kimbelly. I thought it was all about you?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
No, I wasn’t talking about me….. I mean, it is all about me, but I was talking about the book.

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
The dirty book is all about you?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
No….it’s not really a dirty book, it’s…….. oh look, pancakes are ready. Why don’t you eat them up before they go cold.

Goldylocks puts a plate of pancakes in front of Candy who’s face lights up instantly. She tucks into them happily as Kimberly closes the book and leaves the table, pouring herself a large cup of coffee.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Well, I can see someone slept well!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Yeah…… like a log. Be don’t worry, I’m certainly not loosing sleep over the diva search bimbo match, round two! If anything…….. I think I’m more confident than ever. If you only knew what that stupid bint did to get here…….. It’s so pathetic you can hardly believe it’s real!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
I think I have a pretty good idea. How’d you get so clued up? Let me guess……. You brought the diva search DVD box set, didn’t you? That’s shocking, Kimmy! I thought you had more about you than that…….

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Like I’d waste my time or money on that. No, let’s just say I got an insider look on exactly how that twisted little minx works. She should have stuck to fighting the guys, because this is one little battle that she’s going to lose…… again.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
You know technically…….. TECHNICALLY……..she did actually pick up the win last time.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Only because that old hag decided to stick her oar in. Well, this time around, there’s going to be absolutely no technicalities, just a straight up win for me. And if I so much hear the word Debra during the match, never mind see here, I’m going to make her wish she was never born.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
No, no….. that pleasure will be all mine. Do you have any idea how long I’ve wanted to take these hands and wrap them around that little neck of hers? I’ll tell ya’ too damn long!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
You know, the chances of her showing her face in that match are slim to none, I mean….. she’s hates Christy just as much as she hates me, well……… or so she makes out too. She’s on a hopeless mission to be the most dominant diva or something. It’s laughable, it really is!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Yeah…… and it looks like she’s not the only one. Dead girl walking seems pretty determined to take up that position too.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
What? Kitty Kat? Nah, she’s just having a little harmless fun! She got the woman’s title handed to her by beating too overweight idiots in a match so stupid, only she could win it.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Uh-uh, I heard she’s coming after you…….. And that belt. Infact, they all are Kimmy. All three of them.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Let them try, all three of them! If the Kat thinks she throw some cash around and buy herself my title, she’s so wrong. In case she’s forgotten, I took this title back from her. But maybe…… just maybe I have an idea to kill all these birds with one stone.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
What you going to do? Line them all up and get candy to sit on them? Other than that good idea, it looks like you got you work cut out for you.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
It’s all under control. I didn’t get this far by being just anyone’s fool. I know everything I need to enable me to keep my title MY title! But let’s just forget about that Kat and Double D bra for the time being……. My main priority is dealing with the ginger nut.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
According to a recent survey, you’re odds of winning are, well, lets just say it’s not looking good! Miss division to conquer is quite the little miss popularity.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
That a fact? Well, she might be Miss popularity for now……… but the fans…… as far as the fans are concerned I’m the hot topic right now. I mean, what a turn in events….. The fans raising the roof at the tint of the mention of the name Kimberly Page! Finally I’m getting the respect and acknowledgement I deserve…….. I’m a reigning champion, I dare bet I’ve had the longest title reign of all the other divas in this company. And now Christy Hemme can just assume she can waltz back into the divas division after failing to pick up some stupid gimmick title and pick up where she left off with me AND get a shot at MY title in process? I think not. She’s going to have to work damn hard if she thinks she’s going to come anywhere close to taking anything fro me, including a victory. Getting my title from me should be the least f her worries, did she even stop to think about what kind of challenge she’s walking into? Her only notable DIVA victories have been against Carmella. Carmella! The only diva here who’s probably been defeated by everyone! Who also, wasn’t even worthy of a shot at my title in the first place. Christy’s going to have to work a hell of a lot harder than before if she thinks she can get back to and maintain her little undefeated record.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
And who better to lose her we;come back match to than you? It’s perfect. Haha, did you see her face when you appeared in the peoples court last week? A face like a fit!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
That’s true….. Mind you, I can’t quite think what it fitted! Her features don’t know the value of teamwork! Although, I must say, I’m glad she didn’t just assume I was down there to help her in any way. I made myself present to give that little pig noble a demonstration of my pure and utter disgust over his dodgy home movie. Pure Candy will never be the same again thanks to him and that trailer park slut!

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
Yep! But Kimbelly…….. She came down and she gave that slut the diamond cutter! She flopped down like a rag doll and everyone, they was clapping for Kimbelly!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Yes Candy I saw that too, remember? You all finished with those pancakes?

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
Sure am! They was lovely Goldy!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
They were, Candy. Lets use proper English now! And another thing, I don’t want to hear you using the S word again, okay?

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
But everyone used THAT word, Kimbelly. Why can’t I?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Because……… it’s not lady like. And Candy, are a lady.

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
I am!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
She is?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
That’s right. Now, why don’t you go work on your Halloween costume upstairs while me and Goldy clear up these breakfast dishes.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
And if she beats you and gets a shot at the title?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Not possible! How on earth could a silly little girl possibly beat ME and then go on to beat ME again and take the title that I’ve been busting ass to keep and bring higher rank for my entire time here in UPW? I’ll tell you now……… it’s not happening! I didn’t work this damn hard to hand everything over to someone like Christy damn Hemme. She might think the only reason that she doesn’t have the title right now is because of Debra’s interference in the match…….. I beg to differ. I would have held onto that title no matter what, it’s her that just has trouble coming to terms with the fact that she blew such a great opportunity. Well, this I guess is her second……… although I was never informed that a victory for her tonight would secure a title shot for her a later date. But……..whatever, you know I don’t have any problems I n defending whenever. I welcome any challenges……… anyone who thinks they have a cat in hell’s chance of taking the belt off my hands is perfectly welcome to step up and test the theory, especially divas like Christy and Debra. Even other champions……… The Kat, for example. Infact, Especially The Kat. Then I can test my own little theory.

<[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Oh, the one that the Diva IC is a all round better belt with better champions and a better history entirely. By the way, I back that theory one hundred per cent!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Yep, and so should more people. They all just assume I’m bitter because I’ve never held the world title…….. I can assure them right now that’s not the case. And deep down, I think Miss Kitty knows that too. But lets forgot for now, and concentrate on the problem in hand. You know if Christy is so convinced that Debra was behind me getting back the title in the first place, then by all means……. I’m going to continue to let her think that. At the end of the day it’s going to be her own foolish mistake. Everyone knows that I had that earned that number one contenders right to a title shot long before Debra came back to the UPW. I only took up the manager in the bank challenge to occupy my mind. Let’s face it…… life was hardly exciting, win after win over the new silly girls who had gone as soon as they came. It’s sad really, isn’t it? That Debra’s only standing claim to fame in UPW is insisting that she got me up higher. Did you silly old bint ever stop to think that I was the VERY FIRST diva’s intercontinental champion in UPW history? Did Christy? Did any of those brainless bimbo claiming to be divas stop to think….to remember? NO! And now they’re all mislead to believe that I have to cheat and play dirty to keep me in gold. Did I ask Debra to throw a chair into the ring the last time I faced Christy? Urm, no! As I can recall I actually fired Debra just hours before that match. So really……… if you think you think about it, she was actually out there to get at ME not Christy.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Actually sweetie, I think I was the one that did the firing. And damn it felt good. But……. Yes, now I stop to think about it, your right…… why would Debra do you any favours after that little episode?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Exactly. She was just using that as comeback, and Christy? Well, she’s using it now as a cover, a cop out. An excuse.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Yeah well…….. Doesn’t really matter anyway. It’s all down to the performance now, if she gives you the fight, she shouldn’t need anymore excuses or anything to place the blame on. She can continue to run around busting perverts using barn to make low budget blue movies.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Or flirty aimlessly with the chip monk faced less retarded side kick of hers.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Heh…… not much less, either! As he like retired from wrestling to just hang around her and say dumb stuff when it counts the least? And he calls his self a man! Her little bitch, would be more fitting.

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Do you think she surrounds herself with these dull, dumbies in a bid to make herself appear smarter? Because, I gotta hand it to her….it’s working a treat!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
What I’m interested in seeing…….. Is this advise Miss Wilson is going to be giving her about you and the….what was it? “wa your mind works”?

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Come off it, that’s another stupid cover up. I know exactly what Torrie will be teach her…….. How to execute the perfect face plant!

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Oh god no…….. don’t even get me started on that!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
It might be enough to put someone like Pamela Paulshock down, but me? I’d up again quicker that the count of one! In all seriousness, if Christy really thinks she can rely on Torrie for any kind of insight as to the way I work, in ring or out, then she’s putting all her faith on a lost cause.

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Let’s hope she’s got a little more to throw at you the that then….. Or this match might be over quicker than I first anticipated.

Kimberly smirks as she tips the remaing coffee from her cup into the sink and reaches over to close he windown. When she turns around, she cringes as she hears some kind of awful screeching that could be mistaken for a small animal dying. Candy jay comes walking into the kitchen area again, signing happily

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
You and me baby aint nothing mamals so lets do it they do on the discovery channel……

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Candy……. Were you watching MTV instead of working on your Halloween costume?

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
Nope! My costume is almost alllll done, Kimbelly. It’s very pretty!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Then what are you doing down here? Run out of materials already?

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
Would surprise me, theres a lot of her to……..

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
No, I came to get a mid morning snack!

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
A mid morning snack, huh? Candy, you ate you ate breakfast under an hour ago, how can you possibly to hungry again? I think your just being greedy…….aren’t you?

[x] Trish Before Trimspa [x] Candy Jay
Yeah…….. Okay, I’ll wait till brunch! Hey, you wanna hear my other song? It’s by the nine inch screws! You wanna fuc…..

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
CANDY NO! Where ever did you hear that from?

[x] The Queen Of Contradiction [x] Goldylocks
So that’s where my I pod got to…….

[x] The Diamond Doll [x] Kimberly Page
Now, go finish your costume, we’ll be leaving soon and I don’t want any delays today.

Candy left the room once more, her head hung a little as Goldylocks chuckled to herself.

S C E N E T H R E E

Roleplay Information
Diva: Kimberly Page
Height: 5'10
Weight: 135lbs
Fan Status: Heel
Signature: The Diamond Cutter
Manager: Goldylocks
Allies: Candy Jay, Trish Stratus
Enemies: Carmella & Lita
Accomplishments: The first ever diva to pose for playboy, WCW diva/manager, Fitness model, Actress, Diva I.C champion[2x] Former diva tag champion
Next Match: Kimberly Page VS Stacy Keibler
Event: X-treme X-fire
Location:
Stipulation: Diva tag match

Felt The Bang!: Tracy Brooks[2x],Christy Hemme,Bobbi Billard, April Hunter, Amy Webber, Joy[3x], Talia, Victoria, Torrie Wilson[2x], Trish Stratus[3x], Gail Kim[3x], Sable, Lita[2x], Stephanie Bellars[2x], Desire, Daffney, Rochelle Loewen, Candice Michelle, The Kat, Christy Hemme, Bobbi Billard [3x], Pamela Paulshock, Carmella [2x], Stacy Keibler [3x]

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