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| Vs. Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns. |
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Smackdown Has Just Gotten Better!
An Offer Almost Too Good To Refuse!
Kevin Nash is seen walking from his hotel room, it's the next morning and Kevin is seen with the same glasses we saw him wearing last week when he had a hangover. Kevin walks down the corridor, he gets to the lift and presses the up button as he's obviously going to see someone as the "bing" sound comes from above the left lift, Kevin stands infront of it as the doors open, a man in a business suit steps out and turns looking at Kevin.. Kevin goes to walk past him but the guy stands in the way and holds his arm up to stop Kevin walking.
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: You better have a good reason why you're getting into my face, cause if it's not good you're going to be snapped in half like a twig..
'Unknown Guy' ??????: Mr Nash? I'm Lionel Turner lawyer for Marvel and Artisan Enterprises. I wanted to speak to you in private in regards to an offer I think you wont be able to refuse..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Well Lionel, come up to the roof and you can talk to me there, I always go up there to get some fresh air whenever I'm in town. It also works well when you get hang overs as bad as mine.. *smirks* So what is the offer?
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: Well there is a role in an upcoming movie that requires someone of your skills.. We're recreating a comic book hero Punisher.. We want to sign you on to be on of the enemies.. Are you interested?
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Well would it consist of me kicking the good guys ass? Would I be able to deal alot of damage before he inevitably wins? Is there a chance I can come back for future episodes?
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: I suppose I can talk to the owners and directors and work something out.. I know there is an extensive fight scene and you're looking at a few hundred thousand for a few days work.. Simple really..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Well time doesn't matter as I'm wrestling on a saturday so aslong as I get sunday and mondays off I'm free for you.. How about you just write the digits on how much you're going to pay me on something and show me..
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: Well I can guaranteed that you wont get work on monday and well I can write down the amount their offering, let me get a piece of paper, can I ask just where are we going?
Before Kevin can answer the doors to the lift opens and Kevin walks out into a penthouse, in a few seconds a man walks out of the left door of the main corridor. The man is wearing and expensive silk dressing gown with pants underneath and a cigar in his mouth, his smirk gives him away as a McMahon but this is the son, not the father.. Shane McMahon. Shane smirks at Kevin as Kevin walks in and shakes his hand, Shane then points at the lawyer following him..
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Who's the chump?
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Oh, that's some lawyer Lionel Turner trying to sign me to a contract to make a movie called The Punisher.. Apparently I'm that good at being evil on tv he wants me to be one of the enemies the main character fights with..
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: That is correct it's a great movie, the budget is over 30 Mil so we expect it to be a big hit after DareDevil and all.. We wanted someone fresh to movies, someone who's strong and also someone who makes an impact on our target audience and well Mr Nash you fit that profile.
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Can I ask, why didn't you ask Kevin Nash for the part a few weeks ago? Are you hoping that Kevin becomes World Champion? Is that what your basing this contract on? Cause well Kevin and I know he will and well we think Kevin's had better accomplishments than just that you know..
Kevin, Lionel and Shane are sitting down as Lionel takes a paper and scribbles something onto it and passes it to Kevin as his eyes bulge at the number, the lawyer doesn't see as Kevin quickly scratches his chin and pretends to consider the offer..
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: I think you'll find that amount adequate.. I wont doubt that, but I think that you should consider the offer..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Can I ask, why didn't you offer any other wrestlers on Smackdown or Nitro this offer? What happens.. *laughs* IF The Honor Society flukes a win and beats me? Will you pull this offer off the table and go for him?
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: Mr Jindtrak is not suited to this line of work, Luther Reigns is an uncivilised animal who Artistan and Marvel see as a strong risk to the project also Jindrak isn't the best wrestling wise as I know myself and have passed on the message to my bosses.. He wrestled attrociously on Smackdown.. It almost cause me to shed a tear in morning..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Well The Honor Society will be made into a bigger joke when I finish destroying their careers, so no one will ever want to make a movie with those Losers! Now Lionel, you're offer is considerable, can I ask what if I changed something on this paper around.. *scribbles on paper with Lionel's pen then passes it to Lionel to look at* What about that for an offer?
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: *scratches his chin* Ok, fine that amount would be approved by my bosses. I'll let them know straight away, but you have to sign the contract.
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Im Mr Nash's council at the moment, let me have a look over it and I'll get it to you before SmackDown.. Here.. *throws two front row tickets to smackdown at Lionel who snatches them quickly* I'll check this over and talk to Nash about it and come Smackdown to get it.. OK?
'Da Lawyer Man' Lionel Turner: OH Yes Mr McMahon I'll be there to get the contract off of you, my business card is stapled to it if you want to talk about anything on it... Take care both of you gentlemen and I'll see you both Smackdown..
Lionel goes to shake Shane's hand and he shakes it, he goes to shake Kevin's and Kevin shakes it as Lionel then grabs his bag and heads back into the lift as Kevin smirks at Shane McMahon and grabbing a cigar from his desk Kevin lights up taking a puff or two..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: A sucker born everyday.. A movie under my belt, I feel like King Midas, everything I touch turns to gold! So what does the contract look like? Any good?
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Contract seems fine, you've got saturday, sunday and mondays off, transfers by plane and car to and from the airport to the set and home again and well it seems they've given you three breaks a day and includes gourmet meals, they've included a 5 star catering firm to take care of it..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Well should I sign it or do you think we can get even more money from the company?
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Umm don't worry Kevin, I'll milk some more out of that Turner fellow.. Now about this week, you getting ready to train? I mean you wont need it as you'll smoke Jindrak and Reigns. Make sure that you keep Scott incase someone tries to get through, well it's in the bag!
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: I don't need Scott to win Shane, I've wanted this match since I joined and well I plan to ensure that I win it fair and square, There is no way that bitch Jindrak or Reigns will beat us.. Wait and see..
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Kev, I know you can beat them.. Another thing, take them out for good Kevin if you can, It'd be good to watch Sanders squirm more than when you Jack Knifed Eric Bischoff. *laughs* I've got the tape in my desk and play it every day whenever I need a laugh, the way his ass hits the canvas and the way you tell him off Kevin.. Priceless!
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: *smirks* He wanted to be the bigger man, now he's lost the greatest talent on Nitro Bar None and I'm taking Jindrak and Reigns out of action for a while that'll be strike three... He wont survive my destruction..
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Well Kevin, I asked you here to finish up with our plans for Revenge on Russo and well I also have a few new things to discuss.. Now let's start, I'll put your contract away till later..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: No worries Shane let's start..
The cameras pull away as Shane begins talking to Kevin about plans, the scene then cuts to a commercial break..
SmackDown Night: Destruction of The Honor Society!
The scene returns a few days later, Kevin is looking pumped and ready for action as he is seen backstage walking into his locker room, Scott Hall and Shane McMahon are already there talking as Kevin walks in, Shane gets up and slaps Big Sexy on the back smirking as Scott nods to Kevin as he returns the hello nod..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Hey Yo fellas.. What's happening?
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Nothing Kev, Scott and I were talking about our plans tonight and well going over a few things.. Other than that man things are going great.. Page's on his way here too, I've arranged for him to stay in your locker room tonight whilst the match is on since he doesn't have a match.
'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: Mang, Dallas is welcome here anytime, Kevin, DDP and I go way back.. Remember that little trip to the pub we shared all those months ago.. *laughs* We kicked ass in that pub brawl, it's been a while.. *wipes an invisible tear away* Brings a tear to my eye the memories..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Ok Cool, Page can stay here, I've heard he tells superstars that story to scare them Scott.. The way we took out those six guys just the three of us.. I remember the Diamond Cutter Scott hit on the barman as you and I Jack Knifed and Outsider Edged the others onto the pub tables and on the bar.. *laughs* Your right Scott, the memories..
'Da Big King' DDP: What memories Kev? You still telling those bar brawl stories mate? I heard you tell people on Smackdown just to scare them eh? Kimberly sends her love Kevin *laughs* I know it's stupid me saying that but at least if she asks you then you can tell her I did say it.. I heard I'm situated here for the night..?
DDP walks in all pumped up, he places his duffel bag onto the nearby chair as he shakes hands with the guys and smirks at Kevin who laughs and slaps his mate Steiner on the back as Scott walks over to the mini fridge and grabs DDP a beer as Scott tosses one to the other guys and grabs one himself..
'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: Let me start the toasts.. This beer to is my best buddy in wrestling Kevin Nash .
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: Wait a minute Scott, let me add a toast, to Kevin's dreams of making sure Jeff Jarrett doesn't retain his World Title.. WHOO!
'Da Big King' DDP: Also.. Best of luck tonight, I know your better so I'm sure you and Scott'll get the win man.. So Congratulations and Best Wishes Man..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Say hello to Kimberly for me Dallas and well.. Thanks guys, thanks for being there for me and helping me accomplish my dream of being the greatest on Smackdown eh Shane?
'Da Mac Daddy' Shane O Mac: No doubt about that Kevin.. No Doubt..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: You can say that again Shane.. Cheers Everyone!
The guys all scull their beers down without missing a beat, the guys all crush the cans on their heads as suddenly they all start laughing that each of them did the same thing, then as DDP starts unpacking his bag and getting ready for the night's main event Kevin looks stern as he starts towards the door, Shane and Scott look after him and before anyone can ask what's happening Kevin speaks opening the door..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Guys I want to go and cut a mini promo before I come back here to get ready to kick Reigns and Jindrak's ass..
Kevin walks outside the locker room closing the door he sees a cameraman down the corridor as he walks down and taps the guy on the shoulder, Kevin slams the cameraman off the wall hard as he picks the camera up and sets it onto a wooden travelling case as Kevin looks at it, he seems stern but also agressive as he starts speaking..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: HONOR SOCIETY, SMACKDOWN ROSTER.. This is the last time I'm going to say this, Jindrak, I've done more for this business than you could ever dream, I've won the WCW title and the WWE Title. Also I've held titles longer and was the GREATEST World Champion, what have you been? At Vengeance you put up a really pathetic fight against a wrestler like The Rock, fair enough anyone could beat you and congrats that he did.. I mean you're the fucking joke of the company and you want to try and think you're untouchable? Last time I checked you weren't Me and well you're not a god.. I've beaten bigger legends in ten minutes and I've destroyed bigger careers so trust me yours will be a walk in the park...
A ECE worker walks past the camera and Kevin gets pissed off and slams the guy off the wall as he crumples ontop of the first original cameraman.. Kevin smirks as he looks at his handy work.
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Boys, I enjoy dishing out pain and I know how you work.. I've seen you wrestle, you're a hard hitter but trust me I am one fucking angry giant and I hit ten times harder than anything you can dish out.. The thing you have to ask yourself is can you handle what I plan to give you? I don't think so.. Remember I have NOTHING to lose and EVERYTHING to gain, you on the other hand will end up picking up the pieces and scrapping together an existence in the wake of my onslaught. I'm not going to beat around the bush cause I've laid my cards on the table, I've beaten all the past World Champs.. I guess I'll prove you can't teach an old dog like you new tricks when I beat you. I also want to say thanks to Russo for giving me a license to kill.. About time.. I'm looking forward to defeating The Honor Society just as much as I am at watching Jarrett lose at No Mercy. The Money means nothing cause I've got shitloads.. Fame means nothing as I've got heaps of that.. RESPECT does and well Russo you've not shown me ONE shred of Respect and you'll pay for that.. Honor Society entering into this match puts your careers on the line and puts YOUR BODY and YOUR SKILL to the test.. But that's not all, think of it like this when I utterly destroy you and leave you on the mat after the 1..2... 3! What will your peers and fellow Smackdown wrestlers think? What will your boss think? Well I know you'll claim that you don't care that it wont make a difference, but Jindrak and Reigns you'll be shown for what you are, a mockery and joke to Smackdown.. I hope you end up realising that you've got one accomplishment above all others on your achievements, you got your ass handed to you by the greatest wrestler to enter a ece arena and ring.. The greatest wrestler who was one thing on his mind.. REVENGE.. Oh and trust me when I say it's been a long time coming, send a message to your boss.. What is the dish best served cold....?
REVENGE!!!!
Kevin sees one of the guys moving and kicks him across the head, he then smirks at the camera and just before he shuts it off he's heard saying a few last words..
'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: This Week's Smackdown is just..
TOO DAMN SWEET!!!!
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