| roleplay number : one | record : 1.0.0 | title(s) : none | |
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| opposition : Jeff Jarrett & The Harris Brothers | event : Smackdown | stipulation : handicap match | title belt : none | |
| achievements : none | |
![]() " A HOSPITAL CALL " |
Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are two innovators of the sport of professional wrestling. Ever since they joined WCW for the second time together as the Outsiders, history was made. Scott Hall was a slick Italian with stunning charisma and Kevin Nash was the big man who nobody could mess with. They soon joined with Hulk Hogan and it was a match made in heaven, the New World Order. That was in the early 90's, though. In this day and age, the wrestling industry have pushed the great pair to a new company, a more promising company. ECE. In the next event, the Kings of Wrestling will be taking on the World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Jarrett and his lackys the Harris Brothers. The Outsiders will be coming back from a long period of inactivity and giving them a chance to brush up while going against S.E.X... This will surely prove the victor as a force to be acknowledged in ECE, as there's nothing as big as The Kings of Wrestling. |
The scene opens up a New York City bar, with a few drunk people staggering around and drinking beer. The door to the bar flies open and smacks against a wall as Kevin Nash walks in. The bar members slowly turn their heads at the ECE superstar but don't acknowledge him at all. Nash walks in slowly and Scott Hall follows shortly behind him. Kevin Nash slowly turns to Scott Hall and gives him a quick reminder. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: Listen to me, Scott. I don't want to have to tell you this more than once. Yes, we're in a bar. Yes, you have some money on you. Yes, we're parting ways for a few minutes. If I so much as catch you looking at a drink, I'll kick your ass. You got me? ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: You can trust me, B.S. Besides, I told you -- I quit that stuff. It's bad for me. It was gettin' to my head, you know? But now, now.. I'm a changed man! I'm ready for a great ECE match, I'm ready to kick some ass, I'm ready to participate as one of the kings.. of.. WRESSSTLING! ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: I'm glad you have enthusiasm, but save that for your speech. ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Right. Well.. we better get started. I'll take this room, you can go to the back where everyone's playing pool. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: Sounds good. Kevin Nash makes his way to the back as Scott Hall looks both ways and takes a quick seat on a bar stool. Kevin Nash gets to the back and watches wobbly, drunk people attempt to play pool. The man who is up goes for a shot, but completely misses the cue ball and falls over, his upper body on the billards table. Kevin Nash gives a quick chuckle, and then picks up the man and sets him on a chair. Kevin Nash gets up on top of the pool table, suddenly hitting his head on the overhead light. Kevin Nash holds his head but goes on. As soon as he begins to speak, he's inturrupted. ' The Drunken ' Spandy Caruse: He..hey! That guy.. he's on our pool table! An..and there's three of him! ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: Please, please. Settle down, I'll try to make this brief. I'll let you get on with your drunkenness after a quick word. ' The Drunken ' Jarrett Taylor: Hey.. he's calling us drunks! ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: No, I said I would let you get you back to your drunkenness. There's a difference. But yes, you are drunks. ' The Drunken ' Jarrett Taylor: Stop your fancy "I'm a bigshot" talk and.. errg.. The man bends over, holding his stomach and reaching for a wastebasket. Kevin Nash continues. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: The reason why I'm here today is to talk with you folks about Smackdown. We're facing Jeff Jarrett and the Harris Brothers. I'm here to promote the Kings of Wrestling, and although you're all too late to go see Smackdown live, I'm sure some of you are less-poor enough to order the pay-per-view live on television. If you do this, you may not get to see the Outsiders in singles action, but you will see their impact. I'm talking about a collaposed ring and the announcers talking about it all night long. The Outsiders..The Kings of Wrestling go in a Handicap match with Jeff Jarrett and The Harris Brothers. As you gentlemen are addicted to alchohol, Jarrett's addicted to ruining professional wrestling. His big get-up is hitting you with a guitar. Woo, scary. By now, you might understand why this is a handicap match. W..wait a second.. Kevin Nash notices he hears a faint hiccuping tied with Scott Hall's voice. He quickly gets off the billards table and runs to the main part of the bar, seeing four glasses of beer in front of Hall. ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Okay, okay, I got one. What did the blind, deaf, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: HALL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK! JESUS CHRIST! ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Cancer! Scott Hall's audience erupts in laughter as the drunken Jarrett Taylor walks out from the pool section of the bar and falls on Kevin Nash. Caught up in his rage, Nash turns around and picks up Jarrett Taylor on his shoulders and launches him across the room and into the ground with a huge Jackknife Powerbomb! ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Nash, Chico, you're all buff and no stuff! ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: And you're all DRUNK. ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Everyone listen up, Hall has a treat for us. Hey, yo... I'm going to prove that I'm not drunk. I'm gonna sing us a little kareoke. Watch, I'll sing our theme song. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: Our theme song.. doesn't have.. ANY LYRICS! ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: And hey, it ain't easy when you have this much beer in you. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: We have a match in a few days, and you're going to throw it all away. You have the wrong mentality, you should be thinking about that guitar, the hit to your head, the stupid impailing move that he does every chance he gets. Aren't you the least bit worried? ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: About what, chico? ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: God, you're probably going to puke all over him. ECE is serious business, you have a SERIOUS match at a SERIOUS event. People are paying money and coming from all over, to see what? A dud match? A guitar shot? A could-have-been legend who threw it all away? ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Someone tear their quad while jumping over Booker T and going for a mis-footed big boot? ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: You want me to beat your ass right now? It's called concentration. No more drinking for you, Hall. I'm serious, at least not until Smackdown is over. ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Okay, okay. Kill all the fun why-don'-chu', chico? I was just tryin' to loosen up a bit before a match, but big bad Kevin Nash had to ruin it. Alright, alright, I can go without my juice, but it's your fault if we lose. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: Listen -- it can't be like this. We have to be united. We have to be a team. Let's go do something together. At this point, the man who Kevin Nash gave the jackknife to is slowly trying to get to his feet. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: I have an idea.. this'll cheer you up. Kick that guy's ass. ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Now you're talking, B.S. Kevin Nash picks up the drunken man from behind and puts him in a full nelson. Scott Hall starts taking jabs at his stomach and motions for Nash to let him go. Nash lets him go and the man staggers as Scott Hall takes a guitar and smashes it over his head! The man falls over as Kevin Nash laughs up a storm. Scott Hall notes that he's not finished yet, and picks up the man. Hall stuffs the man into his crotch area and gives a taunt. Suddenly, a man runs out from the pool room to break it all up, but what is really broken up is his jaw -- by Kevin Nash's big boot. Scott Hall picks the drunken man up and throws him down, THE RAZOR'S EDGE! ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: Let's trash this place. Scott Hall goes behind the bar and punches the bartender in the jaw, who hasn't done anything in fear of getting beat up. He begins knocking over all the liqour on the ground as Kevin Nash walks to the windows and punches them in. He goes down in a line, window - window - window - door - window - window, and when he gets to the last one, he grabs someone and tosses them through it. Kevin Nash shows his enjoyment, but also notes that they should leave, as the police may arrive, and that would be an even bigger set-back. The two men walk out the front door and walk to the car. ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: That was just a fraction.. of what we're going to do to Jarrett and the Harris Brothers on Sunday.. on Smackdown. ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: That's right, you're going to kick his ass. ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: He..hey Nash? ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: Yes? ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: You think we could go back and steal a few drinks? ' Big Sexy ' Kevin Nash: NO GOTDAMMIT! ' The Lone Wolf ' Scott Hall: Okay Okay chill out. |X| |