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stipulation (Tag Match)

Vs. Team Jarrett.
Event: Smackdown

Achievements

None Yet [ SD ]

Nitro Has Just Gotten Better!

The scene opens as Kevin Nash is seen stepping out of a limo he's followed soon after by Scott Hall, Scott looks pretty pleased with himself as he sniggers in the background as Kevin is looking extremely determined and ready for the action to take place on Sunday. Kevin's still got two days to get ready before entering the ring with Team Jarrett with One mission.. To destroy.. Kevin starts heading towards the arena as The Coach steps in Big Kev's way, Kevin looks down at Coach as if he's going to squash him like a bug. Coach just speaks..

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: Kev, your fans want a few words about the recent things John Cena has said of you.. He said a few brutish things..

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: Yo Kev, this Chico wants to get a rise out of you mang.. I think he's hoping that you'll give some words about that long pointy nosed chump Hunter..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Scott, *puts his hand infront of Scott before he can leave* Coach doesn't understand a few factors about Jeff,Cena,Hassan,and Mack.. Coach wants a few words.. I think I can give them, not cause the fans want them cause honestly I don't need fans, they're the ones that make Jarrett's ego as big as his head.. Now COach, what did that little bitch Cena say about me?

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: Well Kevin let me just run some quotes from his promo past you.. One thing that grabbed my attention was this "Your a failure to me Nash and that is why I sit here with a smirk on my face as I think about you as a challenge. You’re not a challenge! You never have been and in my eyes you never will be! .. " "Smackdown.. is why you’re not a challenge. No brains. That is why you are not a challenge. Kevin Nash what exactly do you offer? The same old Wolfpac salute? That is all you’re known for! What I’m known for though Nash? What am I .. The Docta known for? A prime example of what I’m known for is Wrestlemania .. smart .. the best .. the cream of the crop .. THE FRANCHISE! "

Kevin looks at Scott as suddenly the two of them burst out laughing, Kevin slaps Scott and Coach on the back as he turns and faces the camera again trying not to crack up as he speaks..

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: What's so funny Kevin, John Cena insulted you and made fun of you.. How can that be funny?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Cole, Cena said that I am a failure to him, said that I am only known for my wolfpac salute.. Cole, his own partner Jeff Jarrett hasn't changed his Chosen One, Slapass since before most of us know.. Cena wants to talk about being original, I mean he's the guy that back in WWE sucked up to management so he wouldn't be on the dole line cause he knew what we knew that he's skills and talent.. Well just wouldn't cut it there.. I mean seriously, he calls me a FAILURE?!?!?! I mean Coach, I've got not one impressive resume..Former WWE Intercontinental Champion..WWF and WCW World Tag Team Champion, WCW World Champion, WWE World Champion,and Cena wants to talk about being cream of the crop? I mean PLEASE man, that guy is more the shit off my shoe than cream of the crop.. Jarrett's always hated on someone who he's envious of.. I mean it took that son of a bitch a Guitar to the head to take me down cause that bitch just couldn't pin my shoulders 1..2..3! But rest assured when I'm finished with Jarrett in no guitar will save him.. That's a fact.. What else did that bitch say?

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: Is it really worth listening too mang, it's just Cena blowing off steam cause you've made a name and all his name means in ece is mud..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: *looks annoyed* Scott Cena wants to say words about me, wants to try and use words to beat me in a fight.. Cena can't even fight me properly one on one he has to hide behind his buddies like the bitch had to use them to save his sorry pathetic ass from being handed to me two weeks ago.. Cena aint the best of the best, he's going to be nothing more than a bloodied mess on sunday night on Smackdown.. so Coach continue otherwise I might just get irritated and bash your head in..

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: Well Jarrett wasn't quite either..He said.. "I take it your the one leading .. your the one Coming into Smackdown with a nice loss by your name, feel good Nash? Did it feel good knowing that so many others want to end you, just like I have to AGAIN! I say again, because I have, I’m sick and tired of you Nash, your like a boomerang, I throw you away but you come back. Sunday .. you will not be coming back! The war you have been dropped in, you have no business being in. You winning this .. just not going to happen."

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Why should it matter to you? I mean you want to think I really care if anyone wants to take me out? I don't care, On Smackdown the fighting is put on hold so that I can work at kicking your ass and every other ass of S.E.X... You want to say that I don't belong in the main event? I think it's more that you are more fearful I will win.. It's something you should fear, just like the fear you'll get when I enter the ring and show you the beating of a lifetime I am sure even the people on YOUR side want to.. You talk in riddles, speaking utter trash about people wanting to take me out, I'm the Biggest Superstar in eCe.So of course people would want a piece of me.. Everyone on Smackdown wants a piece of me... Think about your words before you blurt out absolute crap.. Seriously Jeff, I thought you had brains? Ha, guess you are right when you said someone needs brains to be a champ cause I can't see you ever getting gold with the brains in that head of yours.. *smirks* Funny how you seem to be speaking more about yourself than me.. I admit you beat me, heck anyone using a guitar on someone else would pick up the win.. Rest assured, I'm going to use the greatest weapon of all against you, your own ego.. But there are two to do damage with.. Oh what fun I will have.. *laughs* At your expense..

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: Well Kevin, he also said more.. "Like Smackdown Kev .. I’ve been told to fear you .. told the hatred between the two of us will still be running high and I agree, it will be .. but again Kev .. I come out on top .. again I prove to the world that you,Last Call Hall,and Hulk Hogan are DONE FOR .." "I kept you at the top Kev. I kept you in this very company! I gave you the chance to make up for blowing apart The nWo and you turned me down."

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: *looks stern for a moment at Scott then back at Coach* Coach, I was wrestling when Jeff was back in WWF as a Country singer.. Double J.. Ha! What a chump you were then, you never made me.. You might've made the Kings of Wrestling, You might've helped the nWo work, but you never made KEVIN NASH! Think of it as this, since I left the Kings of Wrestling back in TNA, I have to say that the future has indeed look better.. Jeff, you're not going to be protected by anyone this week on Smackdown, you think that Hollywood, Scott or anyone else on Nitro wants an egotistical son of a bitch like you not to get the ass kicking you deserve? The Ass kicking I plan to deliver? Jeff, I never failed nothing, I never turned my back on anyone.. I grew "brains" I knew you were nothing but a lime light hogger cause you don't get attention anywhere backstage that's for sure. HA! You kept me at the top of my game here? Jeff, I single handledly held Smackdown on the ratings week after week while you were too busy getting your nails done by your S.E.X. bitches.. *smirks at Scott who's sniggering in the background* Don't worry Jeff, hate me as much as you claim to, call it people out the back saying it but honestly I don't give two shits about you or your ego Jeff, you can rot in hell for all I care.. Jeff I'm twice the man you'll ever be.. Bring it to me and see!

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: Kevin funny you say that cause Jeff went on to say this.. "I sit here calling myself the champion. Just count yourself lucky I'm preoccupied Nash. Because you wouldn't be in eCe rightnow..." God I feel like a digital recorder repeating everything Jarrett has said..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Coach, you're lucky you telling me this useful shit cause otherwise I'd think you had a crush on Jeff with your gay boy band looks.. Now back to the comment.. Jeff says that he'd take me out, that'd he'd be a champion? HA! Jeff isn't HALF the Champion I was.. I've accomplished it all, I've been in harder matches, defended my tag title till that bitch Bischoff fired me.. I beat some of the best.. I made a name for myself long before a bitch like you even stepped foot on Smackdown.. I proved my words, as I said earlier you're nothing more than a loser who can only win with Cheap Shots.. Guitars and whatever means necessary, but that's ok, you want to say I'll slip up, that I'll be the one that actually does it? Mate you couldn't beat me even WITH your damn guitar, I mean for someone with an ego as big as yours it's gotta hurt to know no matter what you do that the nWo will be That much better.. Must hurt to know that you're not number 1 on Smackdown..! Not even number two it seems..

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: So is there anything you've not said that you'd like to add about Jeff's words on you earlier? I have to say that you've made quite a reply Mr. Nash..

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: Cole mang, Big Kev doesn't want to talk about that chump Jeff Jarrett anymore, we've both moved on and let's just say we're doing better than ever..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Yeah indeed we have, Jeff just aint worth our time now, he's not even the main man and he wants to start trouble trying to prove that one flukey win will ensure his victory on sunday.. I mean it's not like he'll ever beat me again.. I'm a star and he's a nothing but a low life loser who's going to be shown what kind of damage a giant can really do.. Double the Damage, Double the Humiliation.. But enough of Jeff, who else wants a piece.. Who else does Kevin Nash have to go through to ensure that I am givin my due as I plan to make it.. After all that's what I did for Smackdown..

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: There is S.E.X. with Cena,Raven,and Big Show..Then theres Muhammed Hassan and Rodney Mack..Then ofcourse theres several other top superstars like Eddie Guerrero and Kurt Angle..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Pfft... are you serious, the only two people worth mentioning out of those guys are Eddie and Kurt and even then they don't equal to half the stardom I am.. I'm a Superstar, the quinessential big man of ece.. The match this week is in the bag, I've got Scott Hall, the dirtiest player in the place watching my back with though I hate to admit it some pretty good wrestlers.. With my talent and skills plus them just backing me up I'll clean house no worries.. Now I really gotta get inside, I promised Hulk I'd go over some tactics before the big match..

'Da Annoying One' The Coach: Well thanks for your time Mr. Nash and well best of luck for Smackdown I am sure we'll catch up again before the match.. bye!

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Good Luck? I don't need it save it for some chump or jobber like Jeff will need every bit of that "Luck" you speak off.. Now Coach, get out of my way, I am a busy guy you know being me and all.. After Smackdown and my hand is held high, I'll prove once and for all that Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm bringing all the Revenge I need to Smackdown, it'll be a night no one will forget.. It's going to be..

Scott Hall pushes past Coach as Kevin Nash follows, Scott and Kevin high five each other and laugh as they push their ways through the double doors and into the arena as the camera fades to black....