| roleplay number : one | record : Scott Hall:0.1.0 Kevin Nash: 2.2.0 The Outsiders:0.0.0 | title(s) : none | |
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| opposition : DX | event : X Rated| stipulation : singles match | title belt : none | |
| achievements : none | |
![]() " A HOSPITAL CALL " |
I'm sitting in Scott's house .. apartment.. box whatever you want to call it. Seems his last ex really cleaned him out. Fucking bitches. Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " So.. what company is it this time. WWE again? " Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " Nah, Extreme Championship Entertainment .. same deal. Vince owns this company too, so you know it's gunna be squash matches and World titles for the Outsiders. " Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " Yeah, I wanna title this time too big man.. but I don't wanna give up drugs alcohol and the bitches like Vince tried to make me do.. " Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " You ain't got nuttin' to worry about man, this time Vince McMahon ain't calling the shots no more.. this time it's Big Sexy Kevin Nash .. I have already shown people that I am the highest drawing World Heavyweight Champion in history. You got people like Edge that are saying they are the highest watched in seven years .. and still he couldn't beat my benchmark. All this ratings bullshit that we keep hearing about, ECE don't even need to worry. 'Cause Big Sexy Kevin Nash equals ratings.. from the moment that my face hits the screen to when I walk behind that curtain, after squashing another midget, I equal money. That is why we always ride in style. " Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " Let's start drinkin' in style big man.. I need another drink. " Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " It's ten in the morning man.. " Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " I know I got some drinking to catch up on.. " I just shrug my head, I know not to deny an addict his fix. Especially as fucked as Scott wants to be, and who can blame him .. his last whore gave him crabs, get the man a damn beer. After listen to his complaining the whole way to the pub he finally cracks open his first beer .. and then his next .. and next .. by the time I realise he has polished off ECE's budget for the week, we may have to kill someone to avoid that conflict off not paying them. Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " You know something Big Kev.. if I didn't know any better I'd say that you were still big sexy.. now don't take that the wrong way cause you're a good looking guy but if you ever married as many whores as I have .. I'd punch you right in the face ... and that is why we rule ECE already. " Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " .. that didn't make sense. I think you had abit too much t- " Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " Ya'know you sound alot like my ex wife! Scott you had too much to drink! Scott stop snorting that in front of the kids.. It's always the way shit with women Kev, always the same .. they want the one thing and the one thing only .. and that's MONEY! I mean don't get me wrong I love money but er'time that I make some money some other bitch wants to get in the way of my fist and then sue me for it.. I mean bitch if you want to get in my way im'ma slap you out.. that's fair ain't it Big Kev.. shhh shhh.. I have one very important piece of advice ... JUST FOR YOU! .. fuck a bitch .. don't let a bitch fuck you.. " Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " Seems fair to me, we already been down that road. All the bitches want is money so what are we going to do about it? " Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " We're going to slap some bitches titties! Woo yeah! " Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " Later yeah, but we are going to walk into ECE just like we did to WCW and we are going to take it over.. take it down from the inside.. we are the reason that this industry makes so much money. I could draw money fighting doing the 'finger poke of doom' thing again.. Hell I could draw more money than Triple H vs Goldberg if I was taking a piss. ECE have just snagged themselves a gem, the ratings will be through the roof as soon as I become champion.. heh, it's going to be so easy to throw around the vanilla midgets in this match...Two former best friends. " Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " Lemme tell you something about six packs! There isn't enough of them! .. ever. Six isn't enough, you just throw the first few down and then you want some more and they are no where to be seen, and that's when the bad guy starts getting angry. Ya'know the thing Big Kev.. they ain't got nothing, like ain't nobody got shit on us.. I tell ya man I reckon we the greatest things that this thing has had man'g .. already chico ... hey yo ... chico ... boom .... and that's me out of catchphrases. " Just ignoring him again, fucking drunk. Cool guy, cool hair, but fuck Scott you have eight kids and fourteen ex-wives.. think it's time to settle down? ... Nah. I just pretend he isn't there..
Kevin Nash -
BIG SEXY
"
Heh, ya'know what amuses me man, the fact that these punks think that they
have some pull backstage.. they think they know they the in's and out's of
politics. Umm hello, last time I checked I invented backstage politics.. I
single handily made WWF and I created WCW.. without me none of it would have
happened, I pretty much made wrestling what it is - no scratch that I did make
wrestling what it is today. Without me this industry would be Dusty Rhodes and
Ric Flair 928 for the NWA title in a match that couldn't sell itself let only
sell out pay pew views. It's guys like Shawn that think they can run the strings
backstage.. well I got news for him Scottie.. as good as he is, as much pull as
he has.. Shawn Michaels ain't got shit on Kevin Nash. I am in a league of my own, hell if I
wanted I'm sure I could get the show named after me if I wanted to.. "
Scott Hall -
DA BAD GUY
" Yeah man! Do that! Call it .. hey hey wait
a second .. bartender where the fuck is my next beer! Fuck man I been fucking
waiting here for fucking hours .... fuck. " Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " Yeah I think that it could work, hell I would watch a show if it was called " bartender where the fuck is my next beer! Fuck man I been fucking waiting here for fucking hours " You might be onto something.. and ya'know if I do get the show name changed.. there will be no more of this tag match shit for Big Kev.. it will be World titles and squashes matches for me. 'Cause when I get my shot I take it.. unlike Chris Jericho who had his shot, he blew it, Wrestlemania and all that shit. Whatever that garbage was.. Shawn tried to put him over but the vanilla midget just hasn't got it, and that was against Michaels! Ol HBK doesn't even compare to me.. I mean sure the whole DX thing was impressive but he never had what I had.. and that was ratings. You look at the two defining moments in WCW history.. you invading and me invading .. the Outsiders baby. " Scott Hall does his old Razor Ramon pose.. that Raven tried to steal btw.. dam nobodies trying to suck talent through us. Raven is like a leech anyway.. ECW? Niggah please. Can I say niggah in my thoughts? No one can hear me right? ... Fucking niggahs. Black ... niiiiggaaaaaaahs. Alright back to business. Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " Hell half these idiots don't deserve their shot.. Look at this.. X-Pac? Sean Waltman? Ya'know it's guys like this that make my job so easy, I can walk in there, they try, big boot, jack-knife power bomb pinfall.. and it's all said and done. That's how it goes, always have .. always will. " Scott Hall - DA BAD GUY " nWo foooooor liiiiifeee ...... boom. Tell it how it is. " The nWo will be coming back trust me on that.. but I have to wait till nodq.com wants to report on it so I can make some money off the little fat greasy nerds that read their material will wank over it like they are the whole D-X thing .. I invented DX anyway. Yeah .. I let Shawn have it cause I was the whole nWo. Kevin Nash - BIG SEXY " I seen this business through and through, I know exactly who to talk to and how to talk to them.. you can't deny someone like me the spotlight. 'Cause if you do .. boom, jobbing to X-Pac and Shawn Michaels. I'm in in companies .. I run companies. And unlike everyone else in this business who tries to do the right thing and put people over for the future blah blah blah .. fuck that. I don't care about that, all I care about it getting mine. The pay checks, the limo's, the cars, the women and all the rest of it. See Michaels seems to think that he has all that .. pfft as if. I made the nWo and what does Shawn go and do .. D-Generation-X, he has always wanted to be the next Kevin Nash. I outsell Shawn in everything that I have done. Movies, check. Merchandise - check, hell for one minute there was nWo condoms what has HBK had? a Bobble head with his fake hair on it. For crying outloud Triple H's world title reign had about as much impact as Chavo Guerrero did in ECE.. See HBK never drew any money.. there I said it. All those people tuned in to X-Rated to see if Big Sexy was going to come back.. but to hell with that. I am bigger than this business, I am bigger than any company that tries to sign me. So to hell with ECE.. they lined up two guys to make me look even better.. so when they put the championship on me the piss-ants won't complain.. and when Big Kev is the head of a company .. when the Outsiders finally take over it's ... " JUST TOO SWEET. Fuck yeah, my sign off line was awesome. And look it's even in pretty red block writing that's how fucking good it was. Where'd that slut go from before? ..... Niggah. |X| |