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Vs. Big Show.
Event: Smackdown

Achievements

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Smackdown Has Just Gotten Better!

The scene opens backstage, it's a few hours since Smackdown went off air as Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are seen walking towards their locker room. Kevin's just finished putting away S.E.X.. He looks in good spirits as he pushes the door opens and walks in..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Scott man, did you see that, not only did we put Big Show down on the canvas. Also I put Jarrett on his ass and sent a strong message to S.E.X. this week by doing so..

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: So mang, you tryin' to tell me you put that Chico down with your Jack Knife to send a message to that man bushy bitch bigshow?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Scott I enjoyed kicking Jarrett's ass all over the ring. I enjoyed kicking Raven's ass and this week I'm going to destroy Big Show .. Put it this way, Jarrett sent his 3 goons for their ass kicking last week and he's sending Big Show for his ass whooping this week.. I'm getting at Jarrett and Russo like I've wanted to for months... It's just TOO SWEET!

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: *laughs* Big K, you've got everything going your way Chico.. Nothing no one on Smackdown or eCe can do will stop you.. This coming week Chico is going to be great..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Well I've invested alot in Smackdown for this company and what has it done for me? It's meant the only decent things I've had is the tag title with you man.

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: Kevin you've done alot for eCe and what have they done mang? Nothing, they've given you nothing but taken everything away.. It's more of a rip off chico that it's taken a year for a decent World title shot when you've smoked past World Title holders.. Triple H, HbK, Jericho you've beaten the lot of them but still no world title shot? What a joke mang.

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Yeah Scott, I've destroyed the best and it seems that they've given me another joke, the only difference is that this joke is shorter than most..

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: Kev, Bischoff is kicking himself now that he let you get away... It's great!

As Kevin and Scott start laughing at Bischoff's expense Michael Cole walks in with a microphone, he taps Kevin on the back, Kevin turns around looking about to knock Cole out. He then smirks and slaps Cole on the back as Cole speaks..

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: Mr Nash, can I please get a few words with you before you leave tonight.. Some of your fans would like to hear from you before you leave. If you can spare a few minutes Big man..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: I suppose so Cole, *looks at Scott* Dude, I'm going to cut an interview now, if you want, go pick up some hoochys and I'll meet you back in the hotel in about an hour or so.. I've got the fridge stocked and the party shit out cause I knew the match was in the bag..

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall: No worries Mang, I saw this hot hoochy down at that bar we went to earlier before Smackdown.. I got her number, Sophie is her name, I'll call her mang and catchya in an hour or so.. No rush.. *starts walking out the door laughing*

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: *looks at Scott Hall closing the door* Why do I not feel so relieved by Scott laughing? *smirks the yells as Scott closes the door* Don't wreck my hotel apartment Scott and save some girls for Big Sexy the Sexcutioner.. *turns back to Cole* Oh yeah what would you like to ask me?

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: Well Kevin I've been asked to find out why you are on Smackdown and selling Nitro out?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: *laughs* SOLD OUT? Come on Cole, ever since I joined Evolution 8 months ago what has happened? Nothing, I was tag champ and that got taken from me but did I get any rematches? No! I've was on Nitro for the past 4 months and not had anything except matches against the biggest piles of shit and jokes in this company.. It's an insult to be even in the same ring as these mistakes to the wrestling industry.. I never sold out.. I was never considered a Nitro Superstar....

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: *looks worried and holds his hands up momentarily in defence* Sorry Kev, I had these questions given to me before I got here.. *throws the paper in the nearby waist paper basket* Now sorry again about that, please tell me what makes you think that you have a good chance at winning this week on Smackdown?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: What makes me think that I can win against BIG SHOW? He don't realise what I and a few of my close friends know.. I have NOTHING to lose, I've got no titles.. I know it niggles at Show's thoughts, his mind, his actions to know that this week I could very well destroy the piece of crap, humiliate Smackdown and send a message to Jarrett's boys.. It's also great to know I'd end up rubbing Bischoff's face in shit to know that I've done what I said I would.. I always knew the future of Smackdown was on my shoulders, I have said the past few months that I AM THE FUTURE of SMACKDOWN.. Guess this week I'll end up bringing it down to it's knees and make Sports Entertainment Xtreme the laughing stock of eCe.. It's time for Revenge and everyone knows Revenge is a dish best served cold!

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: Nice pun there Kevin.. You'd have created a legend, any new alliances you've formed we should know about?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Cole, don't worry about that, stick to something you understand.. Smackdown is what you're paid to care about only Smackdown.. That is something that will reveal itself in all due time, that is unless my good pal Scott Hall decides when he's ready.. As for other opponets.. pfft.. Anyone on MY hitlist are not opponets Cole they're Victims..

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: Strong words there Kevin, anything else you might want to add?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Cole shut it, I've got better things to be doing than talking.. Just wait and see what I do on Smackdown just like Bigshow will, cause as you should know actions speak louder than words and MY ACTIONS will defeat Show.. That's Too Damn Sweet!

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: Ok well I'd best be going.. I'll catchya around Kevin..

The door opens as DDP walks in, Cole gets excited as DDP and Kevin shake hands again laughing at what happened at smackdown. Cole meanwhile speaks..

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: DDP, can I get a few words about you and Kev and were you behind Nash's return on Smackdown?

Diamond Dallas Page: Cole, I thought it was brillant myself.. A true stroke of genius if I do say so myself.. Jeff Jarrett was screwed over big time friday when my boy Kevin here got that shot in.. Our planned worked well didnt it Big Kev?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Yeah Dallas we made Jeff pay as we knew we would with that plan.. But the bigger prize comes at no mercy, all our plans are going to come to fruition Dallas.. Smackdown is going to rock!

'Da Annoying One' Michael Cole: What other plans have you both got for Smackdown?

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: Dallas let's get out of here, I've got a kick ass party arranged to celebrate our first little victory on Smackdown..

Diamond Dallas Page: Yeah let's go.. I've been wanting to party ever since we got here.. WHoo! That was great..

'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a moment I'll never forget, one of my greatest accomplishments to date.. But let's go party and talk more plans.. Without the cameras and Cole..

DDP nods at Kevin as DDP turns to Cole and starts doing the little laugh, he then jabs Cole in the head a few times and causes him to collapse to the floor, Kevin clotheslines the cameraman as the cameraman falls over. Kevin and DDP are seen walking away laughing as the double doors to the carpark open and they walk out as the camera then goes to static.