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[-Big Guy's Thoughts -]
[- It's Almost Saturday, we all know what that means, Trauma, now for Kevin Nash, that means alot, it's a known fact he has been the most successful WCW and WWE Superstar and well it's known also that he is annoyed that hes having to wait to kick HHH's ass... Kevin Nash has been on edge with his mates, owner and with himself... When your so-called Best Friend turned his back on you because you cared for your Other Best Friend, what would you do? If he wins and eventually becomes the World Heavyweight Champion... Kevin Nash will stop at nothing to be the first Heavyweight Champion... But how far will he go?-]
OOC:- Good Luck.. Some mean rps for this match so it will be good to see the results... Enjoy this it took 4hrs to do.. so yeah feedback would be nice at ChampHCW@Aol.com... thanx ~Joel~
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<-|-| Scene 1 - Trauma.. HardCore Brawl! -|-|->
The camera shows Kevin Nash, he's wearing his wrestling outfit and his boots, in his hand in a 1-1.25 metre long object wrapped in a cloth, he has a morbid evil grin on his face as he walks backstage, he continues towards his lockeroom and opening the door where he sees Chris Jericho on HIS Couch chilling watching t.v, he too is wearing his wrestling outfit and look awkwardly at Nash as if this is HIS Lockerroom, as the camera pans back to Kevin Nash, Jericho spots the look and almost jumps out of his chair in fear.. He realises Nash isnt gonna do anything and relaxes, Kevin still looks enraged... He smirks back at Jericho, an evil grin that sends shivers through him....
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Kevin Nash TWE's Big Sexy! |
'The Hi-Lite Reel Specialist'Chris Jericho
I've seen that look before... Kev what have you got planned? I know you're a little tense and all, why the weird look...?
Chris Jericho
This tournament on Trauma is NOT Hardcore Rules pal. I mean you don't need weapons,your 7 feet tall for godssakes, what the hell is that?
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
*looks down at the cloth and then back at Jericho* It's something I plan to 'talk' to Triple H with... I mean he must know what I will do to win The TWE World Title... He doesn't know who the hell he's messing with... He'll see with my little display tonight... But first..If I may ask..Why in the Hell Are You in My Lockerroom?....
'The Hi-Lite Reel Specialist' Chris Jericho
Well "Kev"..The reason I came was to Inform you and the Rest of the World that I,Chris Jericho,will be the New TWE World Heavyweight Champion..Not you and sure as hell Not Triple H.
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Well Jericho thats all well and good but your forgetting who your dealing with..I was kickin ass and takin names While you were still suckin on your momma's tit Jericho..And i'll do it again Saturday....
Chris Jericho
Oh is that so?Well to get to me You gotta get past Triple H and after seeing recent Nash/HHH matches..You seem to be having Trouble Accomplishing that....
Infact..While I'm in The Finals Winning the TwE Championship you'll be in the back licking your Wounds...
You can play these Sharades All you want but noones buyin it Nash..Not Me not these Idiots in the Crowd..I'm not sure even Stonecold's buyin that crap..You're finished Nash..Get over it.....
Kevin ~Twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
You keep thinking that Jericho..And You along with Triple H,John Cena,Bret Hart,and Everyoneelse will learn that you dont cross Big Sexy..NOBODY Crosses Me and lives to tell about it....
Chris Jericho
Kevin..Whoelse in TWE is a H-U-G-E Rockstar?Whoelse in Twe is a Larger than Life Living Legend?!WHOELSE in the TWE was the First EVER Undisputed Champion?Huh?!Tell me!....*smirks*I didnt think so
Ya see Kevin...The Answer is NOONE..Noone has a band better than Fozzy..Noone is more Charasmatic than yours truly and NOONE Will Win the TWE World Title but ME,Chris Jericho...
So Nash..Mr.BigSexy..If I Were You...I'd bow out now before your Other Quad rips*smirks*.Funny isnt it?Cripple H and Cripple Nash...Both tearing a quad almost exactly a Year Apart from eachother?Must Suck to know You cant Wrestle without getting INJURED...
Well Trauma means that I End up with the World Title..But dont worry..Maybe you'll get the US Title... It'll be TOO SWEET with Me standing over your fallen carcus! *smirks at Nash*
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
TOO SWEEET! is my line, get your own Junior *smirks* Getting the US Title means I'll haveto get Pinned by YOU Jericho and Trust Me..That never has and Never WILL Happen!
Chris Jericho
Well that's great but its about time you've woken up at last... *smirks* Theres noway You can keep up with me..You and all these out there gotta realise that I make TWE, not them... If it wasn't for Y2J then there would be a TWE! It's MY time to shine again... Guess it's about time you learned that too!
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Jericho..Theres no way in hell you can beat me... It's as simple as that... But now I really have to meet a friend of mine, she'll be furious I am late you know.... But Jericho..Letme End with this..When Trauma comes..That TWE World Title Will Be MINE...
"Highlight Reel Specialist"Chris Jericho
You keep thinking that Nash..But just like Armageddon 2001 I Will Rise to the Occasion and Become The First EVER TwE World Heavyweight Champion..I've beaten Everyone there is to beat..Triple H,The Rock,Steve Austin,Kurt Angle...On Trauma I Will add that hasbeen Bret Hart to My List and If You get in my way,You'll be next.
Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
We'll see Jericho..Trauma I will End Triple H's Career and Eventually become the TWE World Champion!
Kevin Nash leaves the locker room still with the parcel under his arm, he crosses the corridor and walks further up till he arrives at the locker room of an unknown wrestler or wrestling personality, he goes to knock but the door swings open, the dark room is illuminated by a single t.v it's on and a display of Triple H's wrestling ability is on the t.v, there is no one seated at the desk, but as Nash walks in and closes the door a voice floats to him as it usually does in this kinds of situations.... He stiffens in the darkness as the voice freaks him out but once he hears it he relaxes and places the parcel on the table nearby....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Sit Down Nash... I see you found what I left in the store room for you earlier...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yes, I did boss... It's here.. *puts his hands on the parcel* It wasn't too hard to find.....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
I've been watching over Triple H's and the other wrestlers in this match-up's wrestling abilities and I have to say that except Jeff Jarrett the information I gave you earlier was absolutely correct... That hour or so we came back here after training and I went over my notes with you, it was worth it... I wasn't 100% sure but we both know that I like being precise and now I can satisfactory say it is precise....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
cool, thanks... I can't wait till later to show TWE, how HardCore Kevin Nash can be....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
I was sure just a little hint and push in the right direction and you'd do what is needed to be done... Triple H needs to know how you feel on this matter and that parcel is step one to showing what you can truly do and what YOU SHOULD do if pushed the wrong way....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yeah, Triple H wont know what hit him when I have finished with him... He'll wish he never let me return to wrestling... I will make sure things are thrown into dissarray by me being here... From now on it's Kevin Nash style 4 LIFE!
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well I don't care too much for everyoneelse, but Kevin Nash 4 LIFE is the way it should be... Do WHATEVER you want to do, WHEN you want to... HOW you want to! It's all about you being the best and with me managing you I will make sure you're the best, they aint seen nothing till I have shown them what levels you can achieve and trust me there is ALOT more you can do.... You're doing great but you and I both know there is more to you...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yeah that's true, after the ring promo I promise no one will look at me the same again! Kevin Nash is going up in the world and believe me there aint nothing NO-ONE can do to stop me! Not Triple H, Not no Jobber wrestlers or anyone in the arena... With a certain someone at my side I will reign supreme of TwE, oh and of course you... I want to thank you for being my manager and taking the job on....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well as I said, I wouldn't be here unless I thought you were championship material, and believe me after what Triple H has done to you, it will be nothing compared to what you have planned for him and the other competitors of the TWE.....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Exactly boss, I can't wait, just wait till I have finished with them, they wont know what to expect....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well before your ring promo I think you should take one more look over the tapes I have copied for you....
Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
OK, cool boss, where do I start? *smirks* I don't have popcorn though....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Here I thought of that... a REWARD you could say for all the hard work.... *hands a popcorn box to him, it's a super size and smells of hot buttered popcorn, *he eats some enjoying the taste*
The hand that gave him the popcorn was slender, with long red fingernails and before any more distinguishing features are seen it dissappears behind the t.v's glare back into the dark recesses of the room, Nash munches on the popcorn as the camera slowly pulls away letting manager and wrestler train their minds more for their matches.. The Scene has another scheduled break...
<-|-| Scene 2 - Training... UUGGHHH! -|-|->
The camera returns to Kevin Nash as he appears to have finished his popcorn, the t.v is a blur full of static and he appears to be snoozing, the manager too can be heard sleeping, suddenly she wakes up, this is known as her soft breathing ceases and she knocks over something onto the floor, this 'smashing' noise wakes Nash up who jumps to his feet.. He looks around then relaxes a little more as the voice starts talking to him again....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Ok, so where were we? *Yawns* I remember doing the training on Triple H then got soo bored I must've fallen asleep...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Well I remember you telling me about his life and I think I fell asleep a long time before you... *smirks* Hunter is truly boring it's true! But he was the last one thank god! I can't wait just to take those losers out! Those Jobbers want to try me, they aint seen a monster like Big Sexy get pissed off!
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Yeah that's true, I saw you once in WwE with HHH and boy did you do a number on him... I am thankful I aint in the match tonight... Thankful indeed... So why don't you go and get ready for the 'display' we have planned...?
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Will do boss... So what about your return to wrestling, you've been training haven't you? I mean I don't want you to lose cause you helped me soo much... *smirks* You're a good wrestler but even good wrestlers need help....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well I have enough to tend to with my enemies, but I at least have a decent partner so that is good... As for how the return will go,Aslong as Steve Austins brain works he'll hire me and i'll be kicking ass again it's as simple as that.... Just watch and see....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yeah I will... I can't wait... I want to see you in action, I mean I don't fully watch the Divas, but I will now that your my manager and that you are there....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well I plan to use the same mentality I used with you, aslong as they aren't in my tag or stable, if I form one then I will plow through those cheap hookers, lesbians, low-lifes and whatever else gutter trash bimbo or bitch gets in my way... I am the future of the Diva's section, there aint nothing no one can do about that!
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
That's a great idea boss... I can't wait to see you get the Woman's title, It's just a matter of time...
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Indeed it is only a matter of time... I can't wait to show the Diva's what a true champion is......
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
And I will watch your back if any bitches want to mess with you, I'm sick of assholes getting in My Way and I'll Put a Stop to it....
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Thanks, I will be in your corner so you know if anything goes wrong I am there to make it right... Also I don't mind if you hit a few woman for me, I mean I don't need the help but I know that they will when you finish taking their heads off with a punch or clothesline....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Well all I know is Triple H is a Deadman... But I have to go and get the guys ready for later... Are you going to come or are you going to get ready for your return?
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
I'll stay and grab my own popcorn and watch what is about to unfold, I wouldn't mind seeing Triple H's face when you're done... *laughs* It will be a picture that I will promise to burn into my memory whenever I need a laugh...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Well I will do my best, let's say the plan I have will indeed make sure Triple H shows his face tonight, wherever that jobber is hiding, he's been hiding since announcing I was his opponet...
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Sounds like Triple H alright... Well I'll watch and don't be surprised if Bignose Triple H doesn't turn up... Anyway get going... *laughs* I've got shit to do...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
OK, talk later boss, take care... Bye..
Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Bye Nash... See you later...
Kevin leaves through the door he entered before, he has the parcel still under his arm, it's sometime later as the sky lights above in the Compaq Centre, Houston Texas show it to be mid afternoon, early evening, the lights are starting to slowly dim in the sky..... Kevin continues walking back to his locker room, he opens the door and sees Jonathon Coachmen standing there and when he sees Nash, Coach turns on the camera....
Jonathon Coachmen
Kevin Nash..I was just watching the goings on of the last few hours and it seems you have some sort of a plan for Triple H?
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Well coach, the plan is this...Well You'll haveto wait and see.All I gotta say is Triple H Will be shocked now if you'll excuse me.
Kevin Nash closes the door as murmurs are heard through it, the cameraman tries to open the door but Kevin Nash's voice is heard raised, he tells the cameraman to bugger off before he cops a head butt.. The cameraman quickly pulls his hand away and leaves the area in search of a better more nicer person to view, the camera meanwhile fades to another commercial as the scene changes....
<-|-| Scene 3 - Dude with an Attitude and Making My Own rules! -|-|->
Kevin Nash leaves the locker room minutes later, he walks the back corridor, Nash has his sadistic look on his face, he has his 'parcel' in his hand, he gets to near the backstage area, the entrance to the arena to be precise, Nash signals to his buddy Scott, Scott comes over and Nash speaks then....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Scott,You know what to get?
Scott ~ Da Unemployeed Bad Guy~ Hall
Yeah Chico, no worries, Da Bad Guy has the perfect place to get... *Nash covers Scott's mouth cause the cameraman is near, a few seconds later he removes his hand* Sorry Chico, almost spilt the beans....
Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Good..I know You dont work here but I appreciate you helpin me on this one.
Scott Da Bad Guy~ Hall
Yeah no problem man... I got nothin but time on my hands*Scott laughs as Kev smirks then stops himself*
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
STOP IT! *smirks* We have to concentrate here... Scott can you go and do that thing for me please?
Scott ~ Da Bad Guy~ Hall
OK, I'll be back in about 20mins... Just give me the signal I will be waiting out the back....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Thanks mate.... I'll let you know when I am ready no worries, now scott you ready or what? *smirks*
Kevin looks at the entrance as Scott farewells him and leaves to wherever he is going, the camera focuses back Nash...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Time to Roll.....
Kevin smirks as he walks toward the curtain as NNNN.... EEE.....WWWW WWWWW...OOO..RRRR...LLLL...DDDD... OOOO...RRR...DDDD...EEE....RRRRRR! replaced by the Diesel Power theme hits the P.A as Nash's entrance is herald by cheers and hissing from the fans, Nash smirks as he waits, the camera cuts into the arena... as it does a trauma commercial comes up....
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Kevin Nash Pissed Off Again! |
<-|-| Scene 4 - TwE's Big Sexy's Ring Promo! -|-|->
The cameras dim, the lights go dead as the P.A explode with the sudden extreme volume of one theme that cuts the rest to shreds... It's words react the fans every time it utters in the arena, tonight the show appears to be a packed house in the Compaq Centre, Houston Texas....
NNN...EEEE...WWWWWW WWWWW....OOOOO....RRRRR...LLLL.....DDDDD OOOO....RRRRR....DDDDD...EEEEEEEE....RRRRR!!!!!
Suddenly the lights turn on and Pyros of blue and silver explode on the ramp as KEVIN NASH appears on the screen as Kevin Nash, Big Sexy appears on the top of the ramp, the fans cheer and whistle, he walks down the ramp, the camera zooms into not the size of this man but the item in his hand, it is a sledgehammer, it appears this was the item that he was carrying earlier, Nash continues down towards the ring, sliding under he grabs the mic, it's then that the camera shows the commentary table it's Funaki Traumas number 1 reporter doing commentary with an unusual interviewer, it's Nash as he struts around the ring....
Kevin salutes the crowd that cheer louder as he laughs and grabs a mic.. He looks pissed off as he lays the sledgehammer down in the corner and puts the mic to his lips to speak....
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Kevin Nash Talks! |
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
BIG SEXY IS IN.....DA.....HOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEEE! I'm here tonight to talk about my World Title tournament the one match Triple H has stacked to try and make sure I don't win... He should know better but he'll learn later the error of his ways... Now onto tonight, well what can I say, it's sad to see a Once great friendship come to an End. Well it aint my fault, it's Triple H's fault for being an Asshole, his crappiness and being less skilled than a checkout chick at K-Mart has meant that I have to retire his sorryass once and for all... Triple H made a big mistake signing for this match but people like him aren't worried about things like that, all he thinks about is who hes gonna hold down next...
Funaki ~Trauma's #1 Reporter~
That.. I think.. Is not nice... Kevin San, he should... becareful what he.. says to Troople H...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Err.. Funaki..Triple H Is a deadman the moment I see him..Hes ducked me long enough..Now its time for an asswhippin...
Funaki ~Trauma's #1 Reporter~
Ahh... But what if say Triple H defeats Kevin Nash?...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Have you been eatin too much of that sushi?Because I think that Craps goin to your head..Triple H stands about as much of a chance of beatin me as you do of havin a career....
Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Well Mr.Nash...Funaki not like comment..
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Oh, shut up Funaki, I'm outta here....
Kevin had been watching and started laughing at Funaki... He then turns back after getting the 'thumbs up' signal... Kevin then turns back to the continuously cheering crowd and talks....
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Kevin Nash Talks the Smack! |
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
If you're not going to shut up I guess I'll continue with my ring promo... That jobber Triple H it seems has gotten Funaki that reporter with sushi for brains at the ringside cause he don't trust my pal Cole out here when I am talking but that doesn't bother me... I mean I don't need friends around, All I need is these Two fists righthere and i'll be fine.OK, well it only gets better boys... Now let me first talk about my match at trauma, me and several other guys for the TWE World Championship! I'm planning something big for trauma but now it's time for Jobber's... That's right I am going to talk the Smack that will knock my enemies off their feet, I mean being against me is already a "1" in their loss column anyway but I guess being all these guys in the ring with me I can at least say a little something about each... Where do I start? Do I start from the shittiest to the best? But then again they're all shit anyway... What about from dumbest to smartest? Damn, again they're all dumb... What about ugliest... Damn! Can't do that either, they're all ugly... I've got to get smarter, skillful and better looking enemies... *smirks* But let me start with the first name that comes to mind, please titontron light up with the first enemy on my hit list....
The camera pans to the trinatron and a picture suddenly appears, laughter fills the ring as Bret Hart's head has been super-imposed on a donkey's body... Nash laughs as does the crowd then Nash grabs the mic...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Hey titontron dude that is for NEXT WEEK! Damn your hopeless... Anyway since titontron dude can't do the right thing I will start with the first person on my list.... Who was it you ask? I want to talk about the Hi-Lite Reel SpecialistChris Jericho... that's supposedly coming into my match tonight... Now I don't care If You're from Canada or Mexico..When you step in to the ring with Kevin Nash you're guaranteed to LOSE... You need to be a special breed of wrestler to beat me and I've not met a wrestler better than me... SO Jericho, come in the match tonight I promise you wont walk out, though a stretcher aint out of the question....
Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Funaki... Number 1 Reporter... thinks that Jericho good Wrestler...
Bret Hart... that's who...
Now, Bret Hart... Let me start this little discussion with you... I mean you're the one that's supposedly 'The Best There Is,The Best There Was,And The Best there Ever Will Be', well I have to say that tonight that will go out the window... Why? Cause I really don't think you can hack it in a match where I'm across the ring from you, I mean you were a Great Wrestler back in WwE but when it comes to you going against Big Sexy and trying to get the pin on me, well that's just a dream.. I mean I know you have alot of wet dreams over Y2J but we aren't talking about him, he aint here, he's saying his prayers and hoping I dont Kill Him, but it's funny how your going into this match trying to do what you couldn't do to me in the last single match we had.. I beat you... I made you bleed and pinned your ass... When the bell tolled it was you who lost, you who was the one that I defeated infront of your Canadian fans.. It was a pure thrill to do that... But this week it's me and you assuming You make it that far... If you think beating me is impossible you have to fight everyone else to get to me... Cause I am The One, the person which all you SoB's will be trying to take down, seven against one it seems, and well though I don't like the numbers or odds, I will take you and destroy you as I alway have... I mean I have proven I am the Master of Hardcore and last time we tangoed I proved you were Master of being my bitch and getting your ass handed to you Big Sexy style! Come, bring whatever you want to the match, cause after I have finished with you it will still be a pathetic attempt... I am going into this match as Number 1... You're leaving it a zero, just like when you were originally put into this match... Shame huh?Now onto the next bitch, X-PAC.... It's sad to see young talent wasted in the limelight... I mean since you came here you started the biggest losing streak of most debut wrestlers in WWE, I mean how many times does it take you to get something right? Well it took alot of times before you won, it's only cause Scott was feeling well that day and you hit a freak moonsault.it'll be a joke if you even survive past the first hurdle... The first pin will certainly be someone pinning you, so why bother turning up? I mean ask Austin to fire you now to save me having to permanently put you on the shelf... I don't want to see Austin waste time with a loser like you, but then again losers stick together so maybe he can pair you with Triple H..You'll fit right in... Where has it gotten you though? Just leave now and leave wrestling to people that can ACTUALLY do it! You being in the match is like the punching bag in a gym, everyone has a turn at hitting it and usually does the most damage on the bag, the bag never hits back... It swings and rocks but never hits back, you're going to be like that bag for me on saturday, it will be something that you're used to, having your ass kicked and making sure that you realise where your place is in twe... No-Where! Come saturday you will realise the future I have set down for you... The future that will come to pass....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
*smirks* now next on the hitlist... MMM... Who's the next bitch to get blasted you ask? Well it's Triple H.... Good old Batty boy himself... Batty boy and I have a history too, the thing is he is more compared to X-Pac then me.. I mean I have kicked both their asses, I sent Batty Boy through an announce table, Powerbombed his ass through the two of them and it seems Austin wants me to punish the sucker again, I mean Austin has me put against Triple H when he knows we have bad blood, ever since Batty Boy attacked me after our match when he got his ass handed to him he know he has a second chance to beat me, but too bad it's a shame he'll lose again... Why? Cause I am using hunter as my example, to prove how Hardcore I can be.. I mean I have thrown alot of shit at that jobber and he has survived to tell the tale, Triple H will not be as Lucky this time, I know it might be hard to accept.. But It's as simple as that...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
*smirks*, where was I? Oh yeah my next victim... The next one to feel my pain.... Jeff Jarrett.... Lance.. Let me give you a piece of advice, you think you're truly gifted and deserve the World title? Well maybe you should see who it is your up against before opening your mouth... You see I am the BEST and ONLY MONSTOR to ever grace the squared circle in twe... I've beaten 10-20 strong and capable men a year to get where I am and not a loser like you is going to beat me... I mean I have beaten men of your calibre, and believe me that aint much, with a single hand.. I could beat you anywhere, anytime, the fact that there is weapons in this match is the only reason why this match might seem fair, but it aint... Jarrett, like Chris Jericho you're a showoff and I don't like big mouth showoffs... I've seen you flashing your all that, when will you realise that your not the be all and end all of this match or this company, you're just another jobber about to be taught a lesson, by me! Big Sexy! I plan to make you see the error of your ways, you'll be BLAMING YOURSELF AND NOONEELSE when I kick your ass around the ring, sending my size 12 boot straight up your ass! But don't worry you wont last the distance so you wont have to suffer long... People of your calibre need to wrestle people like Christian and X-Pac and belive me I don't have a lifetime to wait to see who wins and who loses cause you are all crap as all hell... As I tend to tell the 'twig' thin wrestlers of this company, don't get into my way cause if I can lift you I can snap you in two with a JacKnife like you've never seen before... Don't get in my way on trauma otherwise it might be fatal for you... That's a word of warning...
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Kevin Nash Angry Talk! |
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Now onto the next loser..Ya see People like JOHN CENA and CHRIS JERICHO..They dont understand what they've gotten themselves in to by stepping in to the ring with big sexy...I've beaten guys like Bret Hart,Shawn Michaels,Goldberg,among countless others..If I Can beat them What In the hell makes you think I Cant beat you..Well whatever is goin through your head i suggest you get it out BEFORE Trauma because I AM walking out the TWE World Champion...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Bret Hart..Chris Jericho..John Cena..X-Pac..Christian...One thing You All have in Common is this..You All Lack the Desire to be the TwE Champion..I'm a former WWE World Champion AND WCW World Champion....Chris Jericho may have been the Worst WWE Champion ever besides Vince McMahon himself.Bret Hart's been a 5 time WWE Champion which means hes what?A SIX Time LOSER!The Others havnt even had a TASTE of what its like to be World Champion.
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Kevin Nash! |
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Its a Shame..A Damn Shame..So Much GREAT Talent wasted..But dont worry..I'll try not to make it TOO Bad..But trust me..X-Pac?Syxx buddy..Wrong place..Wrong time..Christian..I'm not even gonna discuss you..You had your Success with Edge..Without him,You're nothing but an Ordinary Superstar..Jeff Jarrett...The only time I even paid attention to you was back in WCW With the nWo..You were a loser then and you're an Even Bigger Loser now...
Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Now enough about the match we all know I will win tonight, now onto my entertainment... SCOTT! You can come out now....
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Scott Hall's Entrance! |
Scott Hall suddenly appears at the top of the ramp, he has a wheel barrow infront of him filled with concrete slabs... He pushes it to ringside and lifts two heavy ones into the ring... Nash just watches and smirks from the ring... Nash then realises his second part and goes into the crowd returning moments later with a male of about 20-25yrs of age.. He escorts the fan to the arena, to where scott is seen smirking... Nash slaps the guy's back as he speaks...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
What's your name mate?
Unknown ~?????~ Fan
My name is Richard Jackson...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Where you from Richard Jackson?
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
Err... Chicago... why?
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Not too bright there Richard, let me call you Rick, so Rick, who's your favourite twe personality?
Richard relaxes more Scott postitions the first slab of concrete behind Nash and Richard...
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
Rock of course... *lifts jumper to reveal Triple H shirt*
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Why do you like that loser for Richie?
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
TRIPLE H Mr. Nash... He's the best superstar to grace the ring.... He's bigger than Hogan was back in the 80's!
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Hogan, what a comparison.. *laughs* Don't you know Hogan is way past his due by date as is Triple H, both of them talk more shit and have more shit in them than those stupid porta-loos from the construction sites... Hunter talks smack even when he's asleep I've heard and Hogan, well hes not Even In The TWE So that can tell you where His Career is going... Scott can tell ya I never forget I kick their asses as punishment and Triple H it seems wants a royal ass kicking Big Sexy style!
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Kevin Nash Ring Talk! |
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
Well I think you're a bit of a big mouth Mr. Nash... I mean you talk alot of crap in the ring...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Haven't I won every match I've 'talked shit' about in the ring? I mean I won the WWE AND WCW World title, it's more then hunter can say...
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
True, but he is the Game... You're just a big mouth Wrestler that can't wrestle without cheating...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Shame you think that Richie, cause it means you seriously don't understand the situation you're in...
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
What situation? I don't think I am in any situation cause you can't touch me... I'm not a twe wrestler and I don't fear you... *spits in Kevin's face*
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
*wipes the spit away with one hand* But there is something you never told the rest of the fans in the arena... Who are you when it comes to twe?
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
*looks worried* No... One? I aint no one....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
I think we both know that is a lie... I have it on good authority that you're Triple H's brother... Isn't that right Richie...
The camera zooms in as a bead of sweat trickles down his face, it's then that the simularities between Richard and Triple H are apparent... Nash smirks back at him...
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
Err... Maybe... My brother Triple H wont let you hurt me... I mean he will make you pay if you hurt me....
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
Oh, Really? I wish he could...Hunter, get your ass out here... Before Richie here gets the punishment I plan for you...
Richard ~twe Fan~ Jackson
*gulps* What punishment? I never did nothing! Don't hurt me.... HUNTER!
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
That's right Richie cry like a strangled pig and call for that puss of a Brother... Come out Hunter, stop hidin boy!
The titonatron appears on the camera but nothing happens, no music, no one comes out...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
HUNTER! I am tired of these stupid games.... He's a calling card for tonight.... Stay out of Kevin Nash's business!
Kevin kicks Richie in the gut then sets him up for the JacKnife Powerbomb, he delivers it to Richie ontop of the concrete and Richie wails in pain as Kevin smirks... Kevin then waits as Scott places Richie's hand on top of another slab of concrete and place an unbroken one on top... Scott then holds the concrete down as Nash walks over and grabs the sledgehammer and walks back, he puts the top of the sledgehamemer onto the top piece of concrete...
Kevin ~twe's Big Sexy~ Nash
HUNTER! You ready to come out of your shell scaredy cat? Or do I break your brother's fingers one by one...?
Nash leaves the ring with his sledgehammer and walks over and lays it near the ramp, he begins to walk it looking for Triple H as Chris Jericho nails him from the left side, Jericho removes his fan costume and laughs at Nash as he nails him with a punch to the side of the head, he then grabs Nash's sledgehammer as Nash is down and aims at his head.....
Chris Jericho
NASH you think you're better than me, you're just another pawn in the game which I OWN! Wake up to who you're messing with before you open your mouth next time, You dont MESS With Y2J! Remember that! *starts laughing*
Nash low-blows Jericho and grabs his sledgehammer as he looks at the ramp to see Triple H, Triple H's Smile turns in to a worried look and begins to run through the crowd with Nash hot on his tail....
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Kevin Nash Chasing HHH! |
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Kevin Nash Chasing HHH! |
Nash follows him out the back and into the carpark, he then follows HHH as a Worker gets in Nash's way... Nash push him aside like a rag doll... HHH gets into his limo with Nash still close behind. Triple H locks the door as Nash catches up...
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Kevin Nash Has Gone Psycho! |
Nash runs and slams the sledgehammer into the back windscreen shattering it, HHH is heard Screaming in pain as the limo pulls away, the camera returns to Nash as he looks pissed off after the limo, it seems he wanted HHH's head instead of the windscreen, the scene then fades to black!
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