Achievements:
CWE: Televison Champion - Roleplayer Of The Week [2x] - Match Of The Week - Rising Star Of The Week [2x] - Tag Team Of The Week - Consistent Roleplayer Of The Week [3x] - UNW: World Heavyweight Champion [2x] - Tag Team Champion [2x] - Hardcore Champion [3x] Royal Rumble Runner Up - CWF: Undefeated Record Of 9-0 (As Rey Mysterio) - Lightweight Champion - WCW: United States Champion - Televison Champion - Roleplay Of The Week - Tag Team Of The Week - NWA: World Heavyweight Champion - United States Champion [2x] - Roleplayer Of The Month - Roleplayer Of The Week - Match Of The Week - SGW: Tag Team Champion - Tag Team Of The Week - IWF: European Champion - Xtreme Champion [6x] - Lightweight Champion - Top Ten Rankings - Champion Of The Month - Roleplayer Of The Week - Xtreme Free 4 All Winner - ECE: World Tag Team Champions[2x]...One to Watch for July..
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As
the scene fades in we see the inside of a whose-whose club in Hollywood. People
are dancing and having a great time, music is playing and people are drinking.
After a few seconds the door opens and it seems almost as if imediatly everyone
looks at the door and standing there is the Hollywood Jet Set themselves Milena
Roucka, Johnny Nitro and Joey Mercury, more commonly know to you all as MNM. As
the trio begins to walk through the club Milena pulls on Nitro's arm and directs
him over to the VIP area. Mercury simply follows the two as he checks out some
of ladies on his way. As they sit down at the table Nitro and Milena take one
side and Mercury sits down on the other next to someone ... who it is we can't
tell from here but the smile on Joey's face pretty much says it all. The
conversation then begins... Milena Roucka - I'm so glad you could make it here tonight. When our sources said you were going to be in town we just had to meet you seeing as were trying to figure out what Matt Hardy is all about. Joey Mercury - It can't be all work and no play though can it guys? How about you and I get to know each other a little better.. Johnny Nitro - Joey, leave her alone, that's not the reason were here. Now You see we invited you here today because we have an upcoming match for the TNA Tag Team Titles against The Hardys and I don't see what's so great about him... his reviews have been good thus far but now the real star has shown up. That would be us... MNM. It comes to my attention that Matt Hardy thinks he's a blue chipper a diamond in the rough sorta speak, but I can tell you this that compared to myself and MNM he's simply not on the A-List. Milena Perez - That's absolutly right and this Monday at Final Resolution you will be the new TNA World Tag Team Champions because Jeff Hardy doesn't have what it takes to be true red carpet material, something tells me though that at Final Resolution he'll get a little snapshot into our lifestyle. Paparazzi Perspective - The group chuckles a little bit knowing full well what they are meaning by that. After a moment Nitro continues to talk and yet oddly enough we still don't know who this mystery person is. Pehaps we'll find out now as Nitro continues as Mercury can be seen casually stretching and then he puts his arm around whoever is sitting next to him. Johnny Nitro - As far as I can see Matt Hardy is just like every other loser who is simply mediocre at best but claims to be more. He's like a movie that gets a whole lot of commercial time - the more hype it gets the more you can be sure it's going to suck. Randy is like every person who wants to make it big, he's like the lowly extra's in movies. They all hope to one day do something worth while knowing full well in there hearts that will never happen. That‘s my bet on why Matt Hardy hasn‘t done much, but beat on old people, a director who couldn't defend himself and turned his back on those who discovered him a made him good. He could have stayed in a position to get better and better but he turned on Kurt Angle, OUR mentor, that was a stupid move because everyone knows when you have the best agents or teachers, you don't throw it away or it costs you dearly. I'm sure he'll learn that like other young achievers that get to famous to fast and think there better then everyone else, they'll learn it when it's to late and there career flops. Joey Mercury - He's gonna flop faster then Jeff Hardy did when we nailed him with that snapshot! haha talk about a dynamic debut. That was great we sent him back to the gutter where he belongs and after Final Resolution his brother can join him. Johnny Nitro - That's very true Mercury he will end up where Jeff Hardy is, I haven't seen much from him aside from him joining up with that slut we got rid of. Milena Roucka - IF she tries anything I'll show her where she belongs.. Johnny Nitro - Now that would certainly get two thumbs up ... way way up! - Matt seems to like to talk big and attack weak people who can't fight back for the simple reason that he knows there‘s no way he can contend with a superstar of my magnatude. It‘s funny to me how he has claimed to never been afraid to step into the ring no matter who his opponent is and yet what has he done since he found out he‘s got a match against me… think about if for a second. That‘s right he‘s done nothing …how does he really expect to even make this even a remotely good match when he‘s just attack those who cannot fight back? Unlike myself who will fight back and whip his ass like I'm gladiator… Maybe he's just scared to face me, so he's attackning people who are not under contract to try and get suspended so the match won't take place. In fact that might be for his benefit because we all know that should this match take place I will beat him so bad he would never be able to live down the fact that someone who is a brighter star then he is just came in and stole the spotlight. Tell ya what Hardys if your watching this don‘t even bother showing up because you have no chance at all of beating me and I know you‘ll sit in your chair with your arrogant look on your face, eyes locked on the TV with that smug smirk on your face that I'm sure Kurt Angle will slap right off your face if I don't do it first, and your response to all this will be about the same as it always is, 'I'm Version One, and this is my destiny' Matt since you've always got your heads in the clouds I‘ll say it again, you can‘t beat me, I mean really lets just face facts you can‘t beat anyone except washed up legends, people you hit from behind, little wimpy directors and also unsuspecting women… ain‘t that right Lita? Paparazzi Perspective - Lita? What does he mean by that? The camera pans out from being locked on only Nitro and sitting in front of him, with Mercury's arm around is Lita, Remember back to the WWE? where Matt acted like he cared about Lita... Oh yeah he's a tough guy ain't he, looks like this whole situation just got a whole lot more interesting didn’t it… this can’t be good for Matt or Jeff especially because Lita seems to have a vengeful look on her normally cute friendly face after that last little question. She fidgets some and finally gets Mercury's arm off of her as she speaks up for the first time. Lita - That's true, I remember it like it was yesterday he was facing Edge at Unforgiven 2005...I went in there to innocently try to smooth things out and got a Twist of Fate... Joey Mercury - Too bad I wasn't there then to protect you he would have been down on his back faster then Pamala Anderson in a cheap motel... not only that but I bet I kiss better then him also... Paparazzi Perspective - Lita just looks disgusted and tries to ignore Mercury as Milena keeps the conversation going in the direction that they need it too ... match related. Milena Perez - That's so horrible I think he should be taught a lesson ... Johnny Nitro - Oh don’t worry, We’ll teach him a lesson… seeing as I am the perfect human being and I would never beat a women …especially the one that you say you care about, I’ll teach him to put his hands on someone who can’t fight back. I dare him to put his hands on me I’ll knock his head right off his shoulders with a superkick. Anything he attempts to do I’ll be ready for because if there’s one thing he’s lacking is true greatness and that will lead to a downfall for him because you can’t step into the ring with me and expect to match my pure ability because it’s not going to happen. Lets just face the reality here Matt I’m going to drop you like you like to drop people who are weaker then you with Twist of Fates and after our fight when you finally see the blinding lights and you are lying there wondering just what the hell happened to you. It will be the fact that you just got a little Snapshot into the greatness that is MNM. Lita - That's what I like to hear because after what he did to me nothing would make me more happy then seeing him get mauled in that ring like a lioness on it's prey. Joey Mercury - Speaking of food .. there's something I wouldn't mind getting a taste of. Paparazzi Perspective - Joey licks his lips as he looks at Lita who simply shudders at the thought. Milena pipes up something about the bathroom and Lita decides to also step out and go there as well. With them leaving the table Joey takes a look and watches Lita's ass giggle and he then makes another comment. Joey Mercury - Damn, I wonder if she wants fries with that milkshake. Johnny Nitro - Joey, I'm sure she'll be wrapping those long legs around you real soon if ya keep that up. Joey Mercury - God I hope so ... she's fine and incase you haven't noticed I'm the only one here without a girl by my side... I mean you got Milena so you got plenty of nookie ... Johnny Nitro - Listen to me one more time Joey ... if your just looking for nookie do what every other guy in the locker room does ... talk to Stephanie. Paparazzi Perspective - The two laugh about how comical the truth can be. Joey's attention then gets side tracked as a couple of girls walk by and as he watches intently Nitro takes this time to continue speaking about the match. Johnny Nitro - Jeff, back in the WWE you were considered by some the best but here it’s a completely different story because I’m the best… and so are the rest of MNM, I mean really look at this we have the looks, the talent, we know Hollywood's A-List … and the TNA Tag title will be coming home with us and soon enough, however right now we have to beat you this week since your the one that is standing in our way of getting a step closer to that tag team title. The fact of the matter is Matt, your not even good enough to stand in my shadow while the spotlight is on me, and trust me this match will be all about us.. The spotlight will be ours because just like last week when MNM showed up haha we;re going to be the highlight of the show. Paparazzi Perspective - As Nitro smirks and Joey's eyes seem to light up as Lita and Milena return, Nitro acknowledges them and begins to speak. Johnny Nitro - Welcome back ladies... Jeff just take a look around, I‘m sitting in the middle of a place you would never be able to get into. Because your not good enough and you are simply content with the common bunch of jackasses your used to hanging out. Sure we both hang out with people but mine are the A-list and yours don't even make the cut... much like in this upcoming match you won't make the cut, because I have a thing your missing called talent. If you want my advice just stay away from this match and be Melina's little bitch. I'm almost thinking of sending a red carpet invite to the New Blood after our match to feel free and pick the pieces that are left of you. Lita before Monday Night I want you to call the cops just like you should have when he hit you, only when you speak to them don't mention what he did just let them know in advance that in our match with The Hardys there will be a robbery… haha We're going to steal the show. Paparazzi Perspective - The whole group snickers and then as they pack up there stuff they continue to talk a little bit more. Milena Perez - Lita, do you need a ride back to your hotel? Stacy Keibler - No, No I drove here so my car is in the parking lot... you guys go ahead I'm going to stay for a while. Oh and if you want more information try to stop by the OMEGA training center in North Carolina you might find other useful things. Johnny Nitro - We just may do that ... thanks again Lita. Joey Mercury - Yeah thanks Lita... maybe we'll see each other again sometime. Paparazzi Perspective - Lita just forces herself to smile as Nitro and Milena push Mercury in the direction of the door so they can get going. As the scene starts to fade while MNM walks through the crowd of people we hear one final remark. Joey Mercury - LITA TOTALLY DIGS ME! Paparazzi
Perspective - As
the scene footage ends we see MNM making there way out of the club and back to
the limo. Tune in to Final Resolution to see what happens this week and see just who
walks out with the TNA World Tag Team Titles.
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