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Foreward! Jim Ross- "Well, all these guys Competing here are trying to make it into the ece, and let's hope they impress Shane McMahon here." The Crowd Is Pumped Waiting for the Next ECE Event to Arrive..We See Signs Like "Kurt got Robbed!" and "Word Life!"and we even see One that says "I Wanna see Stephanie's Puppies"..Suddenly JR And the King Start to discuss the Smackdown Card. Jerry `The King` Lawler- What a Night This Is gonna be JR...John Cena vs Hardcore Holly...Bret Hart vs Triple H. Suddenly the Camera Pans Around as We Can Clearly See The Crowd Is Pumped Tonight. Jim Ross- Not to Mention Randy Orton vs Stonecold Steve Austin! The Crowd's start waving their signs as the house Show's about to start when the cameras cut to JR ANd THe King! Jim Ross- "Well, The House Show's about to Start.. and King that's not the point of this week. The point of this week is the up coming SmackDown. There's so many great matches... I don't know where to start!" Jerry `The King` Lawler- "Actually, I think we should start at the Main attraction. Bret Hart vs Triple H. And the headline of the show, "Payback Is A Bitch" and that's exactly what this is going to be. I know Bret Hart doesn't like this, but I'm pulling for Triple H!" Jim Ross- "Well, I disagree. I happen to think that Bret Hart is going to win this. Also what about the womens Match on velocity?" We can hear King gasping. Jerry `The King` Lawler- WHAT!? PUPPIES!? OHHHH LORD! *King Checks His Paper* Stacy Keibler vs Torrie Wilson. I can't wait. Also, I see theres more puppies. Gail Kim will be in the corner of JOHN CENA! Jr, don't you wish there was a match type called, "Naked Match with The King Special Ref"? Jim Ross- "Oh god King.." Jerry `The King` Lawler- "Well, I wish there was. That would be my favourite! This SmackDown, I'm going to be in heaven!" Jim Ross- "King, there's men in wrestling to ya know. In fact the X Title's on the line, as Stonecold Steve Austin takes on Randy Orton. Also the debut RHYNO".. Jim Ross is cut off as the arena's lights dim down to black. The audience sits in wait for a couple seconds in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania as then suddenly, a familiar guitar strum blasts through the arena, followed by "Hitman" and the crowd going wild!! Pink strobelights flash all over the arena, and then the curtains fly to the side, and out steps the legend.. Bret.. "The Hitman" Hart! Jim Ross- "OH MY GOD!! GOLLY GEE WONDERS KING! IT'S BRET HART! THE HITMAN HAS RETURNED! BY GAWD!" Bret's wearing his black leather jacket, and underneath that you can see is a grey t-shirt. He also has a pair of blue jeans on with a black belt holding them up. He also has a pair of black dress shoes on. His hair is combed straight back, and he has a circular pair of black glasses on. He walks down the ramp, tagging some of the fans along the way. He jogs up the steel stairs, using the post with his left hand for support. He climbs through the ropes, and into the ring, where strobelights of pink harts flash all around the dimmed arena. He spreads his arms out to one side, then the other. Then he walks over to a side of the ropes, and stands on the first one, with his right leg on the second rope, and his hand in the air. He steps down, then takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia. Bret waits as the crowd finally settles down. But still lots of cheers is heard. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Ya know, It's finally great to be back here!" The crowd pops again. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "It's to bad, Its in a Vince McMahon Owned Company!!" The crowd cheers. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Vince McMahon Will Run this Company in to the GROUND Unless I can Save It!." The crowd cheers again. Jim Ross- "Harsh words by Bret Hart" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "And eventhough I lost to Randy Orton Lastweek, I got bigger issues..Like a WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE Shot against Triple H!" The crowd cheers again. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "This Week on Smackdown Starts a New Beginning..The Era of The Hitman!And It starts with Triple H.." Bret begins pacing around the ring at a light speed. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "This week on Smackdown, I'm in a very important match. It's me and Triple H for the ECE Heavyweight Championship. A Match booked by SHANE McMahon...Now HHH?He's an OK Athlete. But hunter, you're not the best. I'M the best. And come Smackdown, I'm going to prove that I am still the best. Just like i've done in the past. And come Smackdown, I'm going to prove it when your locked inside the sharpshooter, and your whining and crying like a three year old girl. HHH, your nothing but a punk, living in his own head. You think Evolution's the future of sports entertainment. Maybe they will be, but if you are.. You got to get through the past and the present. That being me.. If you can beat me, hey... Congratulations. But I know you will not defeat me. I'm going to take you, and I'm going beat you down. And come Smackdown, the only thing you're going to be seeing is the canvas, and your hand tapping it. Your going to get a beating, and you are going to be proven by Bret Hart, that you are not the best. Bret looks around at the crowd, as some of them raise there Bret Hart signs. A blonde woman, is holding a sign that says "Triple H has a nice chest!" Bret shakes his head at the girl. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Some-one get that woman some help. Anyways back to Triple H... The World Heavyweight Champion!" The crowd screams with boos, and then a "Bret,Bret,Bret" chant breaks out. Bret shakes his head, and stomps his feet. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Ya hear that Triple H?They're chanting For ME Not You!" The crowd continues to cheer "BRET,BRET,BRET!" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "ANYWAYS... as I was saying Hunter, is the World Champion.. and I don't like him, because he represents the Entire ECE...And Tonight...He Will get a glimpse at the man who could easily defeat him....ME! Bret walks around the ring some more, as a slight cheer pours out in the crowd. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Just like Chris Jericho,I Am Better Than You...And You Know That.But anyways, on my last note to HHH, tonight's gonna be a good night for Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Because tonight, I'm going to excellently execute Triple H, and you fans want to know why? I'll tell you why.. Because I am.. The Best There Is.. The Best There Was.. And The Best That There EVER Will Be!" The electric guitars blast around the arena, followed by "Hitman" as Bret climbs out of the ring, and walks up the ramp, before dissapearing behind the curtains. The show then fades to a commercial. The show comes back from commercial, as we see a little japan guy, standing outside a black locker room door. He has a blue shirt on, some black shoes, and a pair of baggy jeans on. He knocks on the door, and a couple moments later, the door opens and there stands Bret "The Hitman" Hart, wearing the same thing he was earlier. The little japan guy is "Smackdown's numbah one announcah" Funaki. Funaki- "This is Funaki, Smackdown NUMBAH ONE, announcah! I ah here-ah with-ah Bret, Hart-ah! And Bret, on Smackdown, you have big match. Match against Triple H-ah. You thought?" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Okay Funaki? My thoughts are simply this, going into SmackDown! and kicking the crap out of triple h, and putting him in a wheel chair. I'm going to send Triple H to a hospital, where he belongs.." Funaki- "Triple H Very Tough..He World Champion..Me think you may lose." Bret Hart- "Don't play dumb with me Funaki. You know I Can beat Triple H.." Funaki- "Nah." Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Yes..." Funaki- "Nah.." Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "YES I CAN!! ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION!" Funaki- "Funaki sorry. Funaki wants to know now, Chris Jericho former friend, what if he strike at you?" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "What will I do if he strikes?" **Funaki Nods** "Then It's his fault. He's going to get wrestled down, then put in the sharpshooter. And that's what's going to happen to Y2J if he strikes." Funaki- "Thank you-ah, Bret Hart-ah, And Funaki wish good luck to Hitman." Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Funaki, I don't need any good luck. I think all you can do is pray.. Pray that I don't KILL Triple H in that ring tonight. Pray, that Triple H doesn't have to leave this building on a stretcher, and beleive me Funaki... He will. I'm going to beat the living crap out of him. And on SmackDown.. Triple H will be.. EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED!" Bret Hart shuts the door in Funaki's face, as Funaki just shrugs his shoulders, and the scene fades away to darkness. |