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ECE Record: Wins {000} - Losses {000} - Draws {000} UpComing Match: :vs: Justin Credible XWF Achievments: None As Of Yet
"The Franchise" Shane Douglas made his return to a pro wrestling ring one week ago on ECE Smackdown when he took out X-Pac. Thinking that his change in attitude would work out to his advantage, Douglas went full bore with his new attitude but it was just not to be. And now, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas has reverted back to his formal self in an attempt to regain his succsess that he once in joined while the leader of the Extreme Championship Wrestling brand. And rumor has it, "The Franchise" has brought an old friend out of the wood work to help him in his quest to become the next ECW World Heavyweight Champion. [- Static -] [- Fade Up ECE Logo & Copywright Info -] [- Fade Up "Franchise" Logo -] [ The scene begins as we again see "The Franchise" Shane Douglas and "The Queen Of Xtreme" Lizzy Borden, the newest couple of the ECE. This time we find Douglas and Lizzy having just ordered a meal at a very high class looking restaurant. Shane and Lizzy seem to be enjoying the beginning to a romantic dinner when suddenly a very loud, and very annoying ece fan comes up to their table and just begins to talk. ] "Annoying Fan" Adam: Oh wow dude, you're like totally Shane Douglas. Oh wow! And you're like totally Lizzy Borden! You guys so totally rule!! "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: Yeah, we are, and we do. Now get the hell outta here kid. "Annoying Fan" Adam: Whoa dude, take a chill pill. I was just gonna ask you guys for an autograph or something. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: I know what you were going to ask us, dude, and that's exactly why I told you to get the hell outta here. "Annoying Fan" Adam: Seriously dude, you need to chill out a little bit. I mean I'm sure that Justin Credible or The Rock would be more then happy to sign an autograph for one of his fans. JC so totally reeks of awesomeness!! [ "The Franchise" has obviously heard more then enough from this kid and decides to let him know it. Douglas stands up and gets right in the kid's face. ] "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: Listen you little shit! Can't you see that I really am not in the mood to be signing autographs for some annoying fan right now? Hell, I wouldn't sign an autograph for some little piece of crap like you anyway! Now, if you still want an autograph, why don't you just run along and go find that loser Justin Credible. I'm sure that he would be just jumping at the chance to jot his name down on a piece of paper for a fan, consider the fact that after he steps into the ring with me at smackdown, he won't be able to use his arms for a very long time to come. [ The kid just doesn't seem to get it and continues right on talking about god knows what. ] "Annoying Fan" Adam: You are so not cool dude. But you know what is cool? Soda! "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: What in the hell are you talking about?! "Annoying Fan" Adam: Well duh, I'm talking about soda dude. You know, like orange soda. Orange soda totally rocks the party that rocks the body! "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: There is something wrong with your brain isn't there? "Annoying Fan" Adam: Huh? What do you mean dude? "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: Nevermind. Just get the hell away from me. Now! [ The kid finally seems to get it and turns and walks away from Shane Douglas. Douglas just shakes his head and then turns around and sits back down at the table across from Lizzy Borden. ] "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: It just never changes does it? Those damn morons will always think that they can just approach you anytime that they feel like it. They're almost as annoying as that little bitch that I'm going to have the pleasure of Franchising on Sunday night, Justin Credible. "The Oueen Of Xtreme" Lizzy Borden: Annoying? Shane, Justin hasn't even been heard from in a week. Nobody even knows where in the hell he is, so how can he be annoying? "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: That's exactly my point Lizzy. No one has seen Justin all week and to be perfectly honest with you, it's really starting to piss me off. This Sunday night on smackdown, that was supposed to be my personal night of redemption. But now it doesn't even look like that low life piece of crap Justin Credible is even going to bother in showing up on Sunday. How does that help me? I pick up the victory? Big fucking deal. Like I said. Wins and losses, they mean nothing to me at this point. It's all about making an impact. And you know, it's pretty damn hard to make an impact when you have no opponent. "The Oueen Of Xtreme" Lizzy Borden: You don't need Justin Credible to make an impact Shane. Everyone in the Extreme Championship Entertainment knows that "The Franchise" is back and they're all hoping to god that they don't have to step into the ring with you. But god isn't going to answer them. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: If they end up in the ring with me, not even the almighty god can save them. The ECE wants to see what extreme is all about? Well they're lookin at it. Step into the ring with "The Franchise" and your ass is on the line. [ Shane looks like he is about to continue when the waiter arrives to the table with their meal. The waiter announces the food as he places it on the table in front of Lizzy Borden and Shane Douglas. ] "The Waiter" Piere: For Madam, a Chef Salad with dressing on the side. And for Sir, a T-Bone Steak and one ...... Hotdog. [ Huh? Who in the hell orders a T-Bone Steak and a Hotdog? ] "The Waiter" Piere: Will there be anything else? "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: No, that's it. Thank you. "The Waiter" Piere: You are most welcome sir. Enjoy your meal. [ The waiter turns and walks away from the table as Lizzy Borden is just staring at Shane Douglas, who happens to have that ever famous cocky grin on his face. ] "The Oueen Of Xtreme" Lizzy Borden: A T-Bone Steak and a Hotdog? "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: All to make a point my dear. "The Oueen Of Xtreme" Lizzy Borden: You ordered a steak and a hotdog to make a point? What in the hell kind of point is that going to make? "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: A simple one, to Justin Credible. [ Shane turns in his chair to face the camera and is suddenly very serious. ] "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: There is just something you need to understand Justin. I know that you're an idiot, and you're with the wrong crowd, so you've got all that going against you, but I'll do my best to try and dumb this down enough so that even someone of your intellect will be able to understand. You and me Justin, we're wrestlers. We wrestle for the greatest organization in the world today, the ECE. But that's where the similarities end between the two of us. [ Douglas reaches back to the table and grabs his plate with the steak and hotdog on it and holds it in front of him so that the camera can see it. ] "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: These two items jc, are both food idtems. A T-Bone Steak and a Hotdog. But you see, that's where the similarities end between the two. Just like me and you. See, the steak is a piece of grad a beef. While the hotdog is just the left overs. You get it Justin? I'm the cream of the crop. The Franchise. You Justin? You're just what The McMahon Family was able to scrape out of the bottom of the barrell after guys like me were already taken. We can go to any walk of life and it will be the same Justin Credible. If it were horse racing, I'd be a Thoroughbred while you'd be a Donkey. Or how about dog racing? I'd be a Greyhound to your Poodle. Or how about basketball players. I'd be Michael Jordan to your Spud Webb. Do you get it yet justin? Take whatever walk of life that you want to, and it will always come out the same. I'm a T-Bone Steak and you're nothing more then a Hotdog. Phrase it however you want and it will still come out the same. I'm your better Justin. "The Oueen Of Xtreme" Lizzy Borden: Shane, let's get outta here. That guy over there keeps staring at me and licking his lips. He's starting to freak me out. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: Yeah, alright, let's head back to the hotel. [ Shane and Lizzy stand up without having touched their meal, or paying for it for that matter, and start on their way towards the door. Suddenly a huge man steps in front of them and blocks the door. You can tell from the look on her face that this is the man Lizzy Borden was talking about. The man looks Lizzy up and down before he speaks to her, just ignoring Shane Douglas. ] "Muscle Bound Moron" Ronnie: Where you goin in such a hurry baby? Why don't you ditch short stuff over here and get yourself a real man. [ Shane steps inbetween Lizzy and the huge man and gets right up in his face .... well, Douglas only comes up to his chest but he's not letting that stop him. ] "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: Who in the hell are you calling short stuff you overgrown prick?! "Muscle Bound Moron" Ronnie: Overgrown prick? Listen little man, you better shut your big mouth before I shut it for you. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: Shut it for me? You're all talk and no walk and you know it you big stupid bitch! [ Well it looks like that was enough to set the big man off as he hauls back and takes a swing at Douglas who of course ducks and nails a kick straight to the guys stomach and just as he is about to keel over in pain, Douglas latches onto him around the waist and spins around with a Belly-To-Belly suplex that lands right trough a table as an eldery couple's dinner goes flying every where. Douglas jumps back up and spits on the fallen big man before he and Lizzy Borden exit the restaurant as the camera follows them out to a waiting limo where Douglas and Lizzy slide in. ] "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: What in the hell was that all about?! "The Oueen Of Xtreme" Lizzy Borden: Who knows. But look at the bright side, atleast you got in a little training for your match against Justin Credible on Sunday night. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas: A little training? Compared to what just happened back there, my match with Justin Credible on smackdown is going to be a walk in the park. That is of course if he even shows up. And I'll tell you this much. Justin better bring his little ass down to the ring on Sunday night and just accept the beating that he's bound to get because if he doesn't, then I'll have to find him and I don't feel like spending that much time on Justin Credible. And if Justin forces me to come backstage and search for him, I promise all of the ECE that I will take it out on each and every single one of them. The way that I see it, I'm being disrespected by Justin right now. And I will not be disrespected! I am "The Franchise" damnit!! And JC, at smackdown on Sunday night ....... [ Shane begins to laugh that cocky laugh of his as the scene slowly begins to fade out. ] [- Fade Up eCe Logo & Copywright Info -] [- Static -] None Yet |