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Cooler Than Cool ' Carlito Caribbean Cool
ECE
Achievements: Television Champion[1x]!
Match:
Carlito vs Rey Mysterio]
ECE
Record: W6 - L4
- D0 ~ Roleplay Number:
#001

" The Defenition Of Cool! "
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" The Defenition Of Cool! "
LOCATION:Clothing Store STATUS:Off Camera TIME:
2:00 PM - Central Time
scene - The scene opens up at a very expensive clothing store. Walking through the door is ECE superstar and Television Champion, Carlito Caribbean Cool. Right as he steps in, he looks around a bit and then a saleswoman walks up to him and she begins to speak.
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Hello sir, how may i help you today..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Hey baby.. Carlito is looking for some very expensive, very attractive looking clothes.. He wants to look very good for his victory party mang..
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Okay.. Umm well why don't you bring Carlito in, and we can fit him for some new clothes?..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : I am Carlito honey..
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Oh.. You see, it's just that you were refering to yourself in the third person, and i didn't understand..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : You're questioning Carlito.. Das not cool.. Just show me some nice shirts...
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Yes sir.. Right over here we have a fine selection of some very nice silk shirts that are gaurenteed to turn heads..
scene - Carlito takes a look at some of the shirts. He feels the material. He stands back and looks. He nods his head and smiles, and the begins to speak.
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Yeah, das cool.. It feels good.. That would look good on Carlito.. The ladies couldn't get enough of him..
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Great sir.. I'll get right on that.. Do you need anything else?..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Oh yeah.. I'm getting a lot.. I'm not Rey Mysterio baby, i don't wear the same dirty rags everyday.. I don't need a mask to hide this face.. Only fine clothing touches this body, not some old dirty baggy pants mang... Das not cool..
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Uuuh, i'm not quite sure who or what you're talking about.. But yes it sounds disgusting..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Yeah, it's not cool.. Carlito on the other hand, he's too cool.. All the ladies want a piece of Carlito.. And after i beat Rey Mysterio this week on Smackdown, a Lucha Libre Hall of Famer.. I'm going to be established as the best...
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Lucha Libre? Hall of Famer? Smackdown? Sir, do you need me to get you any medical help?..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Are you crazy woman? Carlito isn't insane.. I am going to beat Rey Mysterio this week on Smackdown.. After i do, EVERYBODY will know my name, and dat? Das REALLY cool..
' SALESWOMAN ' andrea : Ummm alright.. I think i'll just take these shirts and wrap them up for you? Cash, or charge?..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Cash of course.. It's cooler.. Carlito is cool.. That's why they call me..
..CARLITO... CARIBBEAN... COOL..
scene - The woman grabs the shirts Carlito picked out and she walks to the front desk and rings them up. Carlito pulls out a stack of cash from his pocket and then he throws some towards her and laughs and then leaves as the scene ends.
LOCATION:Arena Parkade STATUS:Off Camera TIME:
4:00 PM - Central Time
scene - The scene opens up in the parkade of The Arco Arena in Sacremento, California. A limo is pulling into the parkade and the driver opens the back door and out steps Carlito Caribbean Cool. He looks around and he starts to eat an apple. He sees a group of women come towards him and they surround him soon and he begins to speak.
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Whoa whoa.. Ladies ladies.. There is enough of Carlito for everyone.. Mobbing him like dis.. It's not cool.. Take your turns.. One at a time..
' CRAZY FAN ' stephanie : Carlito.. I LOVE YOU.. You're the greatest wrestler EVER, way better than Rey Mysterio.. He's too old and ugly..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Hahaha.. Well yeah.. I have to agree with you there mang.. He is pretty ugly, and he's too old.. He's also dirty.. And his hair is gross, not like mine.. Mine's cool..
' CRAZY FAN ' stephanie : Carlito.. You have to beat Rey Mysterio.. I want to see you kick his sorry ass.. He doesn't deserve to win.. He shoudln't even be in the ECE..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Yeah das right baby, he shouldn't.. Carlito hasn't had a single match here yet.. But he should still be in the hall of fame mang.. Becuase.. Carlito is cool.. Mysterio is not.. What has he done to deserve the fame?.. All he does is stand there and get his ass kicked until his opponent is tired... Luckily for Carlito.. I would never get tired of making him even uglier than he already is..
' INSANE FAN ' danielle : Carlito.. Will you go out with me?...
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : What? Are you serious baby.. No way.. I've got to beat Rey Mysterio first.. Besides.. You aren't cool enough.. You're yelling at Carlito.. Das not cool.. Carlito only likes cool people.. You are yelling to get what you want, i don't like dat..
' INSANE FAN ' danielle : Please please pleeeease Carlito.. I love you so much.. And you're sooo hot...
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Woman.. You are telling Carlito.. Things he already knows.. Dat also isn't cool.. And Carlito doesn't like it.. I will not go out with you.. But what i will do.. Carlito WILL beat Rey Mysterio here tonight.. Carlito will make him his beetch.. And one way or another, i'm going to show that i deserve to be the Television Champion.. Not him.. He's not cool...
' BODYGUARD ' devon : Okay ladies.. That's enough.. Carlito is a busy man, and he doesn't have time for all of you..
' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Haha.. Yeah he's right.. You're lucky i even talked to you.. You aren't my type ladies.. But i still want you as my fans.. Just be cooler.. And don't touch me.. Hahahaha.. And remember.. Tonight.. Rey Mysterio is going to get his ass kicked by Carlito mang.. Rey is nobody.. Look at his pathetic little rags he wears.. All ripped, and dirty.. Das not cool.. Carlito is always looking good.. His clothes are nice.. His hair is always nice, i'm just beautiful.. Rey isn't.. He's ugly.. Tonight is my shining moment, and it's going to be the downfall of a Lucha Libre Hall of Famer.. And you all know, and i know..
..DAS... COOL..
scene - Carlito walks off as his bodyguard holds the girls back and he makes his way into the arena, still eating his apple as the scene ends.

Not As Cool (defeated):Edge;Battleroyal Participants;RVD...Booker T..Chris Benoit...Batista...JBL..
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