role-play number: 01  record: 5-8-1

next match: ECW Rules match
Carlito Caribbean Cool vs. Al Snow


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[ The ECE fade in, and just before hand we saw some clips of some wrestling action, as the ECE logo fades in and in the background we hear some theme music. After a few seconds the music fades away into the background, and the ECE logo disappears as well. Only to reappear in the corner of the screen, the cameras open up with three people walking down a street. It's night, and there isn't much light about, only the lights from street lamps that are on and from the shining moon in the sky. We open up following the three people walking down the street from behind, one of the three is a female. She has on a very short skirt and low cut top with long brown hair. One of the three is a very tall man dressed in just jeans and a white t-shirt, where as the other man is dressed in a blue buttoned top, a Hawaiian style t-shirt. He has on some pants as well, this guy has huge hair and from behind looks a lot like Carlito Caribbean Cool. The cameras then pan round so that the cameras are following the three of them walking towards the cameras. And the three people are Michelle McCool, Carlito Caribbean Cool and Jesus, the three of them are walking along as you do, just walking the streets, having a nice gentle walk. They walk past a guy on the corner of the street, who is playing a guitar and singing dreadfully with his hand out and his guitar case open full with odd change. The three stop as he sings, he finishes off his dreadful song which was totally out of tune. Jesus claps, but Carlito slaps his hand and stops him clapping the busker on the corner of the street. ]

[ Busker ]: " Spare change? "

[ Carlito looks at Jesus, Jesus reaches for his pocket, but Carlito stops him before he can give the busker some money. He looks at the busker sitting there, desperate and he smiles at the poor busker. ]

[ Busker ]: " Please? "

[ Carlito just laughs. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Spare change man'g? You want me to give YOU .. MY money? You want Carlito Caribbean Cool to reach into his OWN pocket and give to YOU some money? "

[ The busker just nods his head. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " What for? You ain't done nothin' cool man'g, if you did something to deserve some of MY money, then I'd give it to you. "

[ Busker ]: " The song. "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " You think that song you played deserves some of MY .. OWN money? "

[ Busker ]: " Yeah? "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Oh man'g, you ARE joking, that song was NOT cool, and I know cool. "

[ Jesus laughs at the Busker. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Hey man, you shouldn't laugh - if it wasn't for me you'd be sitting here with him, I've made your career Jesus, don't forget that. "

[ Jesus ]: " I'm not Al Snow. "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " What's Al Snow got to do with this? "

[ Jesus ]: " He's a bum too. "

[ Carlito laughs hysterically. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Oh man'g, that is funny - good one Jesus. "

[ Jesus ]: " No man, i'm serious..He's apart of that ECW revolution. "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " ECW? Das' not cool. "

[ Even the Busker laughs. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Even this guy is laughing - and I bet he don't laugh too much. "

[ Jesus ]: " Why? "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Well look at him, he don't have much to laugh about does he? "

[ Jesus ]: " True. "

[ Busker ]: " No, I am laughing because I can't really see Al Snow being a good wrestler. "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Nor no can I, but man'g you are hardly in the position to comment on who's a wrestler are you? You are busking on a street corner. "

[ Carlito laughs - Michelle then taps Carlito and whispers something in his ear. ]

[ Michelle McCool ]: " Carlito he smells, can we get out of here, this is not cool. "

[ Carlito chuckles. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " I know cool Michelle, alright? But you are right, it's either him or Jesus. "

[ Jesus turns his head quickly and glares at Carlito. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Nothing man, don't worry about it. "

[ Busker ]: " Al Snow probably would end up busking on street corners. "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " He probably already has, he seems to try everything and anything. Drugs [ Carlito tuts ], Mannequin Heads, you name it he has done it. "

[ The Busker laughs. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Hey man'g, pass me that guitar, I bet I am cool as a cucumber on this thing. "

[ Carlito begins strumming on the guitar, getting into it. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Hey man'g, check me out - let's add a few words. "

[ Carlito then begins to sing. ]

" Al Snow isd gonna' get beat on Sunday night,
beaten by the man who oozes coolness, the man who is always right.
Al is just a silly fag, who takes it up the bum and touches other men,
he probably fancies men, I bet I'd probably get ten out of ten.

Al Snow has is into heads, but like das' not cool at all,
he takes it up the nose, he takes it in the arm, the silly fool.
His passion is ECW and not real wrestling - but he sucks at both,
the the only animal that describes him is a disgusting sloth.

After Sunday night Al Snow will be know I, RULE.

CARLITO SPITS IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL! "

[ He strums the last chord and hands the guitar back to street corner Busker. The Busker begins clapping at his song. ]

[ Busker ]: " Bravo. "

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Now that was cool, and I know.. COOL! "

[ Busker ]: " So can I have some change? "

[ Carlito looks disgusted at the Busker who kissed Carlito's ass for some change. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Das' not cool. "

[ Busker ]: " Please? "

[ He laughs, as he then takes an apple out of his pocket, looks at the apple and then the Busker. He smirks.. ]

[ Carlito Caribbean Cool ]: " Yeah alright then, here you go man'g. "

[ He takes a bite of the apple and SPITS it right into the face of the Busker, he laughs hysterically as the Busker wipes the apple off his face. The ECE logo appears up on the screen as, as the ECE fades to black. ]

[ Fade up ECE ]]


Television Champion[2x]! .


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