[ The
ECE fade in, and just before hand we saw some clips of some
wrestling action, as the ECE logo fades in and in the
background we hear some theme music. After a few seconds the
music fades away into the background, and the ECE logo
disappears as well. Only to reappear in the corner of the
screen, the cameras open up with three people walking down a
street. It's night, and there isn't much light about, only the
lights from street lamps that are on and from the shining moon
in the sky. We open up following the three people walking down
the street from behind, one of the three is a female. She has on
a very short skirt and low cut top with long brown hair. One of
the three is a very tall man dressed in just jeans and a white
t-shirt, where as the other man is dressed in a blue buttoned
top, a Hawaiian style t-shirt. He has on some pants as well,
this guy has huge hair and from behind looks a lot like Carlito
Caribbean Cool. The cameras then pan round so that the cameras
are following the three of them walking towards the cameras. And
the three people are Michelle McCool, Carlito Caribbean Cool and
Jesus, the three of them are walking along as you do, just
walking the streets, having a nice gentle walk. They walk past a
guy on the corner of the street, who is playing a guitar and
singing dreadfully with his hand out and his guitar case open
full with odd change. The three stop as he sings, he finishes
off his dreadful song which was totally out of tune. Jesus
claps, but Carlito slaps his hand and stops him clapping the
busker on the corner of the street. ]
[ Busker ]:
" Spare change?
"
[
Carlito looks at Jesus, Jesus reaches for
his pocket, but Carlito stops him before he can give the busker
some money. He looks at the busker sitting there, desperate and
he smiles at the poor busker.
]
[ Busker ]:
"
Please?
"
[
Carlito just laughs.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Spare change man'g? You want me to give YOU
.. MY money? You want Carlito Caribbean Cool to reach into his
OWN pocket and give to YOU some money?
"
[
The busker just nods his head.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
What for? You ain't done nothin' cool man'g,
if you did something to deserve some of MY money, then I'd give
it to you. "
[ Busker ]:
"
The song.
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
You think that song you played deserves
some of MY .. OWN money?
"
[ Busker ]:
"
Yeah?
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Oh man'g, you ARE joking, that song was NOT
cool, and I know cool.
"
[
Jesus laughs at the Busker.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Hey man, you shouldn't laugh - if it wasn't
for me you'd be sitting here with him, I've made your career
Jesus, don't forget that.
"
[ Jesus
]:
"
I'm not Al Snow.
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
What's Al Snow got to do with this?
"
[ Jesus
]:
"
He's a bum too. "
[
Carlito laughs hysterically.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Oh man'g, that is funny - good one Jesus.
"
[ Jesus
]:
"
No man, i'm serious..He's apart of that ECW revolution.
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
ECW? Das'
not cool. "
[
Even the Busker laughs.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Even this guy is laughing - and I bet he
don't laugh too much.
"
[ Jesus
]:
"
Why?
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Well look at him, he don't have much to
laugh about does he?
"
[ Jesus
]:
"
True.
"
[ Busker ]:
"
No, I am laughing because I can't really
see Al Snow being a good wrestler.
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Nor no can I, but man'g you are hardly in
the position to comment on who's a wrestler are you? You are
busking on a street corner.
"
[
Carlito laughs - Michelle then taps Carlito
and whispers something in his ear.
]
[ Michelle
McCool ]: "
Carlito he smells, can we get
out of here, this is not cool.
"
[
Carlito chuckles.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
I know cool Michelle, alright? But you are
right, it's either him or Jesus.
"
[
Jesus turns his head quickly and glares at
Carlito. ]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Nothing man, don't worry about it.
"
[ Busker ]:
"
Al Snow probably would end up busking on
street corners.
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
He probably already has, he seems to try
everything and anything. Drugs
[
Carlito tuts
], Mannequin Heads, you name it he
has done it. "
[
The Busker laughs.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Hey man'g, pass me that guitar, I bet I am
cool as a cucumber on this thing.
"
[
Carlito begins strumming on the guitar,
getting into it.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Hey man'g, check me out - let's add a few
words. "
[
Carlito then begins to sing.
]
"
Al Snow isd gonna' get
beat on Sunday night,
beaten by the man who oozes coolness, the man who is always
right.
Al is just a silly fag, who takes it up the bum and touches
other men,
he probably fancies men, I bet I'd probably get ten out of ten.
Al Snow has is into heads, but like das'
not cool at all,
he takes it up the nose, he takes it in the arm, the silly fool.
His passion is ECW and not real wrestling - but he sucks at both,
the the only animal that describes him is a disgusting sloth.
After Sunday night Al Snow will be know I, RULE.
CARLITO
SPITS IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL! "
[
He strums the last chord and hands the
guitar back to street corner Busker. The Busker begins clapping
at his song. ]
[ Busker ]:
"
Bravo.
"
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Now that was cool, and I know.. COOL!
"
[ Busker ]:
" So can I have some change?
"
[
Carlito looks disgusted at the Busker who
kissed Carlito's ass for some change.
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Das' not cool.
"
[ Busker ]:
"
Please?
"
[
He laughs, as he then takes an apple out of
his pocket, looks at the apple and then the Busker. He smirks..
]
[ Carlito
Caribbean Cool ]:
"
Yeah alright then, here you go man'g.
"
[
He takes a bite of the apple and SPITS it
right into the face of the Busker, he laughs hysterically as the
Busker wipes the apple off his face. The ECE logo appears up on
the screen as, as the ECE fades to black.
]
[ Fade
up
ECE ]]