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[[
Fade back in. The ECE logo appears up on the screen after a montage
of wrestling clips from last week's RAW. The ECE logo is up on the screen, but after a few
seconds it quickly fades away but only to re-emerge in the bottom
corner of the screen. We open up in the Hammerstein Ballroom in New
York, the ring from a few hours ago when the ECW came here for their
Heatwave Pay Per View is still there. All the banners brought
to the arena by the fans left behind, the barrier still up as well.
And standing in the middle of the ring is Carlito Caribbean Cool, on
his own without Jesus or Michelle McCool by his side for now. He
stands in the middle of the ring looking around the arena, as he
then begins to speak.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
A couple of weeks ago I
stood up there [[
Carlito points up to the
balcony where he was sitting
]]
watching ECW wrestlers put on a performance. They tried to impress
me, but they couldn't man'g, they CANNOT impress Carlito. Cause it
TAKES somethin' special to IMPRESS Carlito Caribbean Cool, and well
the Pay Per View I watched wasn't that special, it certainly wasn't
cool. What made me laugh was that idiot Al Snow talking to a stupid mannequin head, and he wonders why he gets laughed at?
"
[[
Carlito shakes his head.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
I think if he watches
that back, he will realise EXACTLY why they don't let him
speak on the microphone, the stupid foo'. He CAN'T cut a promo like
Carlito, he AIN'T got tha Charisma to get on the microphone like
Carlito, cause he is .. Al Snow. And I am Carlito Caribbean
Cool, there is a BIG difference between the two of us, I am cool,
you are not. "
[[
Carlito laughs but carries on speaking.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
Now you claim tha ECW was great, you think it was the best thing to
EVER happen in the world of wrestling? Oh yeah man'g? It was tha
best thing ever? Tha best promotion ever? If it was soooooo good
then why did it die? Why did it collapse? How come it didn't carry
on? You CAN'T answers those questions can you Al? But I can
man'g, I can answer them for you man'g, so LISTEN good man'g, cause
I am only gonna' say this stuff ONCE for you. ECW died because no
body REALLY cared about it, ECW collapsed cause in the end no one
gave a damn about it and ECW failed because the wrestlers just
weren't good enough. Now if Carlito Caribbean Cool would have been
in the ECW, it might have been a different story.
"
[[
Carlito laughs, but carries on.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
More fans .. more money .. better matches .. more TV deals and so
on, but because I wasn't it died. But I can't go back in time for
you man'g, I can't change what happened, and neither can you. So
man'g why don't you get over your little ECW obsession, and just GET
over it cause let's FACE .. FACTS .. ECW was NOT that good. The
wrestlers WEREN'T good enough, they WEREN'T Carlito Caribbean
Cool's, and without a Carlito Caribbean Cool on your locker room
you'll get .. NO WHERE. If you had a locker room full of Carlito's
then you would have a VERY successful company, but that can't
happen. Not unless they clone me twenty or thirty times, what a
great thing that would be. A world FULL of Carlito Caribbean Cool's
..
"
[[
Carlito thinks what that would be like, he comes back down to earth
and begins to speak.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
Al Snow, you SHOULD face FACTS ECW IS DEAD MAN'G! And it ain't
coming back, and tha TRUTH is you were only successful in ECW -
because you could actually beat people in ECW. But that wasn't hard
.. now it's different, you have to face someone like Carlito
Caribbean Cool, and that's a TOTALLY different ball game man'g. You
can't beat me, you won't beat me, cause I am .. CARLITO .. CARIBBEAN
COOL. And I'm Cool, and man'g ..
I .. KNOW COOL!
[[
Carlito shouts that out to everyone in the building
[nobody!].
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
And I tell you what else I know man'g .. ECW is NOT COOL - AND, YOU
ARE NOT COOL! And like I said, I know cool man'g.
[[
The cameras head to a quick commercial break. We open back up after
the commercial break in the backstage area in that the ECW wrestlers
were only two weeks ago for One Night Stand. In the back is Carlito
Caribbean Cool, Michelle McCool and Jesus, they are standing near a
locker room door. Carlito Caribbean Cool begins to speak as he looks
at the locker room door.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
Tha locker room of Al Snow, that joke of a Wrestler who spends more time playin with head than wrestling! "
[[
Carlito laughs at his play on words.
]]
[[
Jesus ]]: "
Al Snow was probly playing with his head man.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
Yeah, that's what I meant by joint you idiot. Al Snow thinks
it's cool to talk to mannequin heads? Does he think he is cool because he has an imaginary friend? Das' not cool, Carlito is cool and Carlito don't talk to heads, so if Carlito don't do it, it ain't cool. If I did do it,
which I don't, then it would be cool - but I don't so it ain't cool.
So Al, it's not cool what you do, so don't try and act like it is.
"
[[
Carlito shakes his head.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
The Insane Lunatic.. what the hell? Let him be a lunatic,
cause the rumble is on Sunday night, and this Sunday Carlito
Caribbean Cool is gonna' be the #1 CONTENDER for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! ECW..
pfft, he couldn't beat Carlito Cool at a Pay Per View. You know what
Al Snow is? He is Mr. Not Very Cool, and you know what I am? I
am .. Mr. F'N COOL! "
[[
Carlito laughs, and then out of no
where along runs Roadkill the former ECW Tag Team Champion. He
stands in front of Carlito Caribbean Cool, just staring at him
stroking his little beard.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
What tha hell? Das' not cool man'g. "
[[
Roadkill ]]: "
CHICKENZ!
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
Das' not cool. "
[[
Carlito takes an apple out of his pocket, takes an enormous bite out
of the apple and SPITS the bit of apple right into the face of
Roadkill. Roadkill runs off down the hall way shouting ..
]]
[[
Roadkill ]]: "
AHHH CHICKENZ! CHICKENZ! CHICKENZ!
"
[[
Carlito, Michelle and Jesus laugh hysterically at Roadkill as he
runs off.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
Now he was not cool, and nor are you Al, and you know ..
I SPIT IN DA FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL!
[[
Carlito laughs, as the ECE logo fades up on the screen, after a few
seconds it disappears and the ECE fades to black.
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