M-M-M-M…MATT…M-M-M…
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Matt Morgan…dang man’g….you need to get someone to help with you out with dat speech problem you got goin on…das not cool, an’ Carlito knows cool like you know stuttering…
‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: I’m so-so-sor-sor
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: You’re sore…what are you sore from man’g…you haven’t done anything…Carlito hired you to replace his old backup…because Carlito’s old backup never did anything productive and dat wasn’t cool…and now you are saying your sore for no reason…
‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: I-I…was trying to say I’m so-sorry.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Oh you’re sorry? What for man’g?
‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Be-
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Don’t worry about it man’g…we don’t got da time. All is forgiven. Even though your little speech problem is not cool…Carlito is sure dat you will do a better job dan Carlito’s old backup…but dat wouldn’t require much.
Instead of trying to speak and impress himself again, Morgan simply nods along to what Carlito says.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: See man’g…das da cool thing to do. Some people are better seen an’ not heard…an’ you my friend are one of dose people. Austin could actually learn a lot from you man’g…not how to speak right…but how to jus not speak. Because all dat crap dey say is so uncool. I mean all dis crap about deir bein a legend…Carlito thought da era of bad catch phrases was long gone…but here comes Austin. Carlito still doesn’t understand how dese guys feel dey are so good…Carlito beat guys tougher dan him…Carlito is a two time television champion…and dat was cool. An’ now dey suddenly think dey are better…and cooler dan “Da King of Cool”…all dat hair gel must have seeped into deir brains or something man’g…because dey don’t have a clue.
Carlito looks up at Morgan who just grins goofily as Carlito reaches over and grabs his drink and takes a sip from it.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: An’ now Stone Cold thinks dey can beat Carlito…haha is dat suppose to be a joke or something man’g?
‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: I th-th-th…
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Carlito wasn’t asking you man’g….he was jus wondering. We need to get you speech lessons or something man’g…you can’t be hanging out with Carlito stuttering like dat…das gonna make Carlito look bad, an’ dat wouldn’t be cool. Carlito canned Jesus’ because he made Carlito look bad an’ he didn’t get da job done either…don’t make Carlito do dat to you too…Now as Carlito was saying…Austin actually thinks dat can compete with Carlito.…das hilarious man’g. Nobody in da E-C-E can compete with Carlito.. especially dat joke of a team. If Austin was half as good as dey try and make demselves sound…den we might have a problem on our hands…but too bad for dem, dey aren’t…so dis match ain’t gonna be a problem…it’s gonna be a joke.
Carlito pulls out an apple from his pants pocket and takes a big bite out of it. He slowly swallows it down with a huge grin.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: An’ it doesn’t help Stonecold to be in Carlito's way of da World Title…because Carlito has shown dat he is on a roll…Carlito has proven to be able to compete with da big dogs…an’ das very cool. Las’ week Carlito defeated Al Snow in his own match…an’ dat was jus da beginning. Austin wanted to try and get one up on Carlito…an’ tried to be all cool and beat Da King of Cool…dat wasn’t cool man’g. But Carlito gave Austin a little preview of RAW lastweek…because Austin WILL lose to Carlito dis week and den Carlito will go on to become da World Heavyweight Champion at Dead End…an’ das gonna be da coolest night in Carlito’s life man’g…Carlito is finally gonna be at da top of da mountain…but das still a few weeks away…so Carlito will use Monday Night as a little warm up…to show Austin dat his days on top are numbered…and dat da real new fresh face of da E-C-E Carlito…Caribbean…Cool is gonna be da next ECE World Heavyweight Champeen…and dere ain’t nothin dat Da Rattlesnake can do to stop me.
Carlito takes another big chunk out of the apple, enjoying this bite as well when Matt Morgan decides to break the momentarily silence.
‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Yeah Mo-Mo-Mo…
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Moo…seriously man’g…you need help. Jus like Austin is gonna need help when dey step into da ring on Monday Night with Carlito..but dere aint enough help in da entire E-C-E to help dat punk win…dis ain’t da 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team we’re talkin about…dere will not be any miracles…dere will just be domination…domination by da coolest best superstar around…jus like da past few weeks… Carlito is runnin’ da show now…and das beyond cool…and dere ain’t anybody dat can stop us…we’re too good…and most important we’re too cool!
‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: I was try-trying to say…th-that Mon-Monday Night is gonna be co-cool!
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Oh yeah Monday Night is gonna be cool man’g…but it’s only gonna be cool for certain people…and das Carlito. Austin probably won’t think Monday Night is cool…but den again dey don’t know cool…Carlito knows cool. An’ dose punks are thinkin’ dey are da Hot Shots around here now…well dey need to get ready to be cooled down by da Ultimate in Cool…because on Monday Night Carlito is going to teach Austin for da second time what happens when people chose to not be cool…dey get an apple spit in deir stupid faces. Matt…even you are much cooler dan dat punk.
‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Th-Thank You!
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Uh…you’re welcome. But don’t let dat go to your head big guy…because you’re still not as cool as Carlito…but den again who is…Steve Austin? Nah…dat big headed punk is maybe da most uncool guy of all time..Das why Carlito will be taking dat belt at Dead End to make it cool again…because Randy Orton has nearly sucked all da coolness off of it…but have no fear because Carlito is here to bring da World Heavyweight Champeenship da coolness dat it deserves. Carlito is da only person cool enough to do da job…an’ in less dan three weeks…Orton’s uncool reign will be over…and Carlito’s cool reign will be set to begin…an’ das very cool! Jus’ like Monday Night is gonna be cool…because once again Carlito is gonna show da world dat he is da best…and da coolest and dat nobody is going to stop me from taking over…I am too good, too strong…an’ too cool. An’ on Monday Night Austin…he will find dat out first hand. An’ you know what Carlito thinks about dat…