The ECE logo fades up and we began with footage from the last ECE event, X-Rated. The footage we are seeing is from the Ultimate X match for the X Division Championship. The footage shows some highlights from the match and ends with Carlito pinning Edge for the 1-2-3 to retain the X Division Championship.Then footage is shown of Colt Cabana stealing Carlito's women. Our footage slowly comes to and we are now focused in on Carlito as he watches on as well before pausing the tape and eyeing the camera.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Dis was lasweek …da uncoolest night of Carlito’s career…da night dat Carlito lost his women…but apparently das not da case because dis Monday Night C.M.Punk faces a beltless Carlito an’ it’s gonna be him ,da King of Uncool takin’ on Da King of Cool Carlito…but Carlito don’t understand how Punk is back in da first place man’g…an’ Carlito’s gonna be lookin’ into dat in da next couple of weeks an’ Carlito may jus have to take some legal action on da matter because das not cool for Punk to be facin Carlito…not only is it not cool…but it’s not right man’g…an’ Carlito is gonna get to da bottom of it.
Carlito pauses as he smirks into the camera with a confident smirk, looking still as confident as ever coming off his win.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: But what happened to Carlito at X-Rated…dat was not cool man’g. Carlito defeated Edge for da 1-2-3 to be da X Champeen an’ den suddenly Colt Cabana steals Carlito's women…dat wasn’t cool man’g… Cabana is not a Champeen…Cabana is a freakin’ criminal because he stole Carlito's Women…but Carlito can’t do nothin’ about any of dat dis week because dat punk aint here…Carlito thinks dats funny man’g…he wanted to talk about how he’s gonna be a good guy an’ all dat crap an’ now he aint here…Haha das pathetic…an’ das also not cool.
Carlito pauses as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his trusty apple taking a big bite out of it as he slowly swallow it down.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: But das alright man’g…Carlito will get his Title …dat title belongs around da waist of coolness…an’ dey don’t get no cooler dan Carlito. An’ Carlito will do whatever it takes to get back on da top were he belongs…an’ Carlito is gonna start doin’ dat by lettin’ his actions do da talkin’ dis Monday Night against CM PUNK…Carlito is gonna get da job done…because das da cool thing to do…an’ das what Carlito is all about…bein’ cool and spittin’ in da faces of people who don’t want to be cool…an’ C.M.Punk and Colt Cabana are two of da best examples of not bein’ cool. I mean look at Punk…everything about dat punk is uncool…his ROH career…dat wasn’t cool. Carlito is cool…an’ Carlito…Carlito likes dese apples.
Carlito smirks again as he takes a big bite out of the apple and swallowing the bite down slowly.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: An’ den he’s had dat little Second City Saints…haha Carlito don’t know what’s a bigger joke dat fact dat dis punk think dat he’s good as a wrestler…or da fact dat he thinks dat uncool teammate of his good…das a pretty close race. But ya know what’s not gonna be close man’g…our match dis Monday Night because you need to be getting’ your books ready because Carlito is gonna be takin’ you punks to school…an’ you know das cool. Dis ain’t gonna be da School or Hard knocks or any of dat crap…it’s gonna be da School of Cool an’ dere ain’t noone better dan Carlito to teach da class…because Carlito is so cool he even makes da dog days of Summer cool…an’ dis Monday Night Carlito is gonna be spittin’ in you punks faces…an’ das…das gonna be very very cool.
Carlito pauses once again he takes another bite out of his apple as he finishes it off with that bite as he swallows it down and begins to speak again.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Carlito always hear you sayin’ crap like dat you’re da Straight Edge an’ all dat uncool garbage…an’ das exactly what dat is man’g…garbage. But das all punks like you do is talk crap…but Carlito, Carlito backs up what he says man’g…an’ dis Monday Night Carlito an’ his apple are gonna be doin’ all da talkin man’g…an’ das gonna be more dan cool…das gonna be awesome. Because Carlito is on a cool mission now…an’ dat cool mission is to get what’s rightfully mine an’ das keep da X Division Champeenship…an’ Carlito is gonna send a message to everyone through C.M.Punk dis Monday Night at Leap of Faith…an trust me das…das gonna be cool.
Carlito’s smirks confidently once again as he looks to get back on track this Monday Night.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: An’ now dat brings Carlito to da task at hand…da man dat caused carlito to lose his shot…now it looks like Punk is back an’ is wantin’ some more…das cool with Carlito man’g…Carlito showed dat punk las year dat he was better an’ Carlito will do da exact same dis Monday Night…Punk thinks dat he’s gonna be back an’ better dan ever an’ dat things are gonna have changed…but das not da case man’g…nothin has changed. Dis is still wrestling…dis ain’t da ROH or a crybaby contest…if it was dat Punk would never lose…but das not da case man’g…an’ it’s also not a who can make dere face da reddest contest either…again if dat was da case Punk would still be da man…but it’s not. An’ Carlito showed dat punk las year dat he was not only cooler but also better…an’ since da ECE has seen fit to put Punk in da ring with Carlito for his big warmup…den Carlito will have no problem doin’ dat again.
Carlito smirks as he gets up out of his chair and eyes the camera as he appears to be concluding this little segment.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Dis Monday night like Carlito said man’g…his actions are gonna do da talkin’. Carlito got robbed at Dead End but das not happening dis Monday Night…Carlito will get da job done an’ show da world dat Punk ain’t in my league. We are da best an’ as Stone Cold Steve Austin would say das da bottom line…dere ain’t a thing either of you punks can do to change dat or to stop me...I'm gonna run through you punks like it’s nothin because das what you are…nothin. So be ready punks…dis Monday night you are gonna get to see what happens to punks dat choose to not be cool…an’ you know what dat means Carlito is gonna do…Carlito is gonna be spittin’ in your face…and even an idiot like you can realize dat…