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Cooler Than Cool ' Carlito Caribbean Cool
ECE
Achievements: Heat Television Champion[1x]!
Match:
Carlito vs Chris Benoit vs Batista vs JBL]
ECE
Record: W5 - L3
- D0 ~ Roleplay Number:
#001

" The Defenition Of Cool! "
]
NOT SO COOL is one phrase
that could describe Carlito Caribbean Cool's Debut into ECE, as in one of the best matches in recent ECE History, Booker T took advantage of the oppurtunity laid out in front of him and
snatched a victory from Carlito and JBL and winning the TV Title. But
Carlito extracted his revenge after the match was over,
leaving Booker T unconcious in the center of the
ring before a commercial break and referees
interupted the savage post-match beating. How would Carlito describe the
way the war was won? In one word of course, COOL. And that's what this
coming Nitro presents, one COOL oppurtunity .. as Carlito Caribbean Cool will face JBL, Chris Benoit, and Batista. But for added incentive to the
match, the man who gains the pinfall WILL BECOME the Television Champion
here in eCe. There's been many great TV Champions
in the past, such as Booker T among others .. will Carlito
Caribbean Cool etch his place among those Legends? Or will another close
victory be snatched away from Carlito ..
" One COOL
Oppurtunity. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " This is it Carlito .. Victoria,
Texas .. "
A Cool Breeze:
Our cameras begin rolling as we're located at a very small, out of the
ordinary truck stop as a sign in the distance reads "Welcome to
Victoria, Texas". Carlito Caribbean Cool is seen standing as it's a
classic view of a rich, wealthy man in front of a rundown, shitty gas
station. He looks disgusted as Jesus looks thrilled.
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " This right here, this is cool.
Meeting JBL, c'mon Carlito .. you're not still upset about
Chris Benoit and Batista are you? "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " Dont speak of
it, Jesus. Im disgusted.. 'das not COOL!
'Das disgusting. What'a loser Batista turned into .. Carlito ..
Caribbean .. Cool .. had tha' match won .. if 'dat Gorilla hadnt been
involved .. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " Well look on the bright side
Carlito, this week .. you get to meet Bradshaw.. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " Jesus!
Enough! Enough with it .. Carlito is disgust with his match 'dis week on
Nitro .. Carlito should be facin' Randy Orton.. Carlito not fightin for World Title.. 'das not COOL, Jesus .. not COOL at
all. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " Yea' .. but Carlito, you're not
seeing the BIGGER picture here man .. "
A Cool Breeze:
Carlito Caribbean Cool and Jesus open the door to the truck stop as both
men walk inside of it. Carlito scopes out the scene, as it's pretty
desolate inside of the truck stop, with only a man working behind the
counter and a few typical redneck like customers.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " .. Jesus,
what is 'dis? 'Dis my friend, my man, is DISGUSTING .. "
A Cool Breeze:
Jesus quickly gets on the defense as he can tell Carlito isnt too
pleased with him right now.
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " .. But .. but, Carlito, look on the
bright side .. if you win .. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " .. If Carlito
wins? IF!? Since when .. did Carlito .. Caribbean .. Cool .. not have a
chance to win? "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " Well that's not what I meant Carlito
.. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " 'Dat better
not be what you meant, Jesus. 'Das not COOL. It's not COOL to doubt
Carlito .. what happened this past week, was a FLUKE! It was a joke ..
and it certainly wont be happening again. Brock Lesnar was a lucky man
that Carlito .. Caribbean .. Cool .. had the flu last week .. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " The flu .. that's not COOL, Carlito
.. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " Of course
it's not COOL .. what did you think Carlito thought losing 'cause of the
flu was COOL, Jesus? What is wrong with you? Did you by chance overnight
become like all of these other idiots who question whether or not
Carlito .. Caribbean .. Cool is the REAL DEAL or not? 'Cause Jesus, I
am. I am COOL. I am REAL. And Carlito is goin' prove it this week on
Nitro .. what's Carlito's match again? "
A Cool Breeze:
Well that's Carlito being prepared for you I guess .. not even realizing
his match this week. Anyway, Carlito and Jesus approach the man behind
the counter as Carlito is looking for something around the bar top but
he cant seem to find it. He looks up at the bar tender with disgust on
his face.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " No apples?
You dont bring apples for Carlito? 'Das not COOL, Jesus. And you know
what Carlito does to those who are not COOL .. "
A Cool Breeze:
Jesus quickly interjects himself between Carlito Caribbean Cool and the
barkeep before anything bad happens in the truck stop.
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " Calm down, Carlito .. the man'll get
you an apple .. right man? "
' BARKEEP '
Bill: " .. Uh', sure .. ya'll aint from 'round
here, are ya'? "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " No .. however, my friend, Carlito
and I, were wondering if you knew where John Layfield is .. "
' BARKEEP '
Bill: " Well..He moved up yonder to ole New York Citay..But he still comes round.. Usually, he's up 'round these abouts
.. "
A Cool Breeze:
Carlito Caribbean Cool is scanning the truck stop, looking for anything
that would interest him but he's found nothing. He hits a bowl of
peanuts across the room in disgust.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " 'Dis place is
NOT COOL, Jesus .. you, are not COOL .. JBL, he's not COOL. Benoit,
Batista.. they arent COOL either. How could Carlito be
associated with such losers? This is your fault Jesus .. "
A Cool Breeze:
Carlito pauses for a moment as the bar keep reaches behind the bar and
pulls out an apple, handed it to Carlito, hoping in some way that it
will calm him down possibly.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " Look at 'dis
place .. no Chicas .. no ladies .. no Seniorita's, Jesus .. no wonder
why Bradshaw is a drunk .. nothin' here is COOL .. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " Im sorry Carlito .. I didnt know it
would be this bad .. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " It seems that
you dont know a lot of things Jesus .. and 'das not COOL. In fact,
Carlito is outta' here. Forget JBL.. and forget this match ..
it's definately not COOL .. "
' BARKEEP '
Bill: " I reckon he'd be up at his place, down
'yonder .. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " Well which way man .. down or up the
road .. "
' BARKEEP '
Bill: " Down .. 'yonder. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " See Carlito .. now we can be on our
way to see JBL.. and talk about this week's match, I mean you
do have a chance at the Television Championship .. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " What? Jesus?
You didnt tell me you idiot .. Carlito as a Champion .. T.V. Champion
.. now 'Das COOL .. I dont care who you are, 'das COOL. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " I know, I know it's Cool, Carlito.
That's why we gotta' get up to JBL's to scout him out .. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " Scout?
Tha' strategy is simple, Jesus .. Carlito shows up and Carlito gets tha'
pin. It's as simple and as COOL as 'dat, man. Think about it, nobody in
eCe Wrestlin' wants to have JBL, a drunk who stumbles to
tha' ring as their TV Champion. 'Das not COOL, Jesus. And as for
our opponents, man, those Chicos dont stand a chance. Who are they
again? "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " .. Benoit- "
A Cool Breeze:
Jesus gets cut off quickly by Carlito Caribbean Cool as he doesnt give
him the chance to finish his sentence.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " They're
losers! Losers! 'Dats it, Jesus. Carlito couldnt care less about Chris Benoit. It's not COOL. It doesnt fret Carlito, nothin'
FRETS Carlito, Jesus .. you know 'dat. None of those guys are
COOL .. spandex, that's disgusting Jesus .. only losers like Chris Benoit
wear spandex. You'd never see Carlito .. Caribbean .. Cool in spandex,
would you? "
' BARKEEP '
Bill: " Who's Carlitah? "
A Cool Breeze:
Carlito Caribbean Cool has his attention diverted to the barkeep now
after he was rudely interupted as he looks at the apple that he's
holding in his hand as he begins whipping it off on his shirt.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " You dont know
.. who Carlito .. Caribbean .. Cool is? It's me, Chico. I am Carlito ..
Caribbean .. Cool .. and COOL is what you make it out to be .. but you,
my friend .. you are like everybody else in eCe ..
those who Carlito has faced .. and those who Carlito will face this week
on Nitro .. you are NOT COOL. You are disgusting .. a poor excuse
.. absoulutely nothin' to Carlito Caribbean Cool .. and you know what
Carlito does to those who arent COOL? "
A Cool Breeze:
There's a long pause in between the answer of the bar keep and Carlito's
question as it gives time for Carlito to take a large bite out of his
apple and begin chewing on it. We all know what's coming .. all of us,
except for the barkeep.
' BARKEEP '
Bill: " I cant reckon tah' say I do .. "
A Cool Breeze:
The second the barkeep answers, Carlito spits the chewed up apple right
in his face as the few customers gasp in the shock of it. Carlito goes
to take another bite of the apple, but instead he tosses it aside as it
lands in the lap of one of the customer's.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " I SPIT .. in
THE face of those .. wont dont want to be COOL .. COOL like Carlito ..
'das me .. Carlito .. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL
' : " Let's get out
of here, Jesus .. 'dis place isnt COOL like Carlito .. "
' NOT AS COOL '
Jesus: " Thank God .. Carlito, I finally get
to meet JBL.. "
Carlito just shrugs it
off like JBL is nothing to him as the two turn around and walk
out of the truck stop. The barkeep grabs a towel as he begins whipping
his face off as the cameras slowly fade out to a black screen indicating
that the transmission is over.

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