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[[
The ECE comes back from a commercial break, and as we return a
montage of wrestling clips from last weeks show appear up on the
screen. The clips finally stop playing, and the ECE logo appears up
on the screen for the time being. After just a few seconds the logo
dissolves from the screen only to resurface in the bottom right
corner of the screen. The cameras open up with Carlito Caribbean
Cool sitting in his locker room, along with his manager Michelle
McCool, who has on a very short mini skirt, and a very low cut top
with high heels as well. She is currently sitting next to Carlito
Caribbean Cool, they are the only two in the locker room at present.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
Last week was not cool,
and Michelle, I know cool. "
[[
Michelle McCool ]]: "
Carlito, don't worry it will be cool once you get your hands on Bret Hart this week and get your first in in the ECE.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]:
"
They musta' made a
mistake with who was winnin' tha match, cause' there is no way that
Batista deserved to win, it was obviously all fixed. "
[[
There is no reply from Michelle.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Wasn't it? It was fixed Michelle ..
"
[[
Michelle McCool ]]: "
Of
course.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
That's what I thought ..
"
[[
Michelle McCool ]]: "
But anyway Carlito, you DIDN'T lose.You were cheated - so
technically you didn't lose Carlito. Have you ever thought of it
like that?
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
You're right Michelle, I didn't lose tha match man'g, that bimbo cost me the match, so therefore I didn't lose the match, you are exactly right
Michelle. So, what do we do about it Michelle? If I got cheated, I didn't lose, if I didn't lose - I am still in tha World
Heavyweight Championship match, right?
"
[[
Michelle McCool ]]: "
I
guess so.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
You guess so? Michelle, I know so - it's alright though, I can face
the ENTIRE Maple Leafs faction, das' cool.
"
[[
Suddenly the door of their locker room creaks open and in walks
Jesus.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Where you been man'g?
"
[[
Jesus ]]: "
I
got someone to see you Carlito.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Who?
"
[[
Jesus ]]: "
A
road agent, he wants to talk to you about something.
"
[[
Carlito turns to Michelle and whispers to her ..
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
This will be them telling me I didn't lose and I am still in tha
match.
"
[[
She smiles at him, in walks a Road Agent who walks up to Carlito who
is now stood up and they shake hands.
]]
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
I
just wanted a quick word about something Carlito.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Oh
yeah man'g, I know. You are going to tell me that I didn't lose last
week against Batista.
"
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
Well ..
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
No
hold on, let me finish man'g. And you wanted to tell me that I am
still in the World Heavyweight Championship match, am I right,
or am I right.
"
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
Sorry to break it to you, but you are wrong I am afraid.
"
[[
Carlito looks disgusted, and then turns to Jesus who shrugs his
shoulders, he turns the other way to Michelle McCool, but she shrugs
her shoulders. He then looks at the Road Agent and begins to shout
at him.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
DAS' NOT COOL .. AND YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE NOT TRYING TO BE
COOL!
"
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
Although you got cheated, you still didn't manage to pin
anyone yourself for the win.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
But I was gonna'.
"
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
I
am sorry man, but that's how it is.
"
[[
Carlito is fuming, but Michelle puts her arm around him - TRYING to
calm him down.
]]
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
I
came here to talk to you about something else anyway, just a word
from the top about your performance from last week. They WANTED me
to come to you and tell you that they WERE .. VERY impressed with
your performance last week, and thought you was one of the stars of
the show. You stole the show, and they think you will steal the show
this week with the Maple Leafs, if you perform like you did last week,
so well done.
"
[[
The arrogant Carlito acknowledges the praise, but gives no response
to the Road Agent.
]]
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
Okay?
"
[[
Carlito just nods, as the Road Agent leaves with Carlito following
his exit with his eyes. As soon as he leaves, Carlito gets up and
starts pacing around his locker room, as Michelle begins to speak
trying to comfort him.
]]
[[
Michelle McCool ]]: "
See, you heard what he said the people from the top were VERY
impressed with you Carlito, that is good news. Bischoff saw that you
were GREAT last week, and he is letting you know, AND they said you
were one of the stars of the show ..
"
[[
Jesus ]]: "
AND you stole the show.
"
[[
Michelle McCool ]]: "
AND they think you will be the star of the show this week if you
perform like you did, they think you'll steal the show with the Maple Leafs, that's all good news, right Carlito?
"
[[
Carlito doesn't seem so convinced as he begins to speak.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
They SHOULD be very impressed by me from my performance last week
though, I was EASILY tha best on RAW last week, and they
know it man'g. if they were VERY impressed with my performance.
Cause, I was even impressed with my own performance, I think I
deserved alot more than i've gotten, cause I am
.. CARLITO COOL.
"
[[
Carlito paces around again, Jesus and Michelle McCool don't want to
speak in case they say something wrong and piss Carlito off.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
One of tha stars of the show? I WAS tha STAR of the show, forget
Lance Storm, how he got Star of the Show is BEYOND ME man'g. I WAS
.. tha STAR .. tha MAN and to be told I was just one of tha stars of
the show, is a JOKE. No .. it's not a joke, it's NOT COOL. I AM THA
BIGGEST STAR ECE HAS GOT MAN'G.
"
[[
Carlito is NOT a happy man.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Jesus, go get that Road Agent, I gotta' tell him somethin'.
"
[[
Off goes Jesus out of the locker room door, Carlito carries on
speaking.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Steal tha show with The Maple Leafs this week? Is he jokin' man'g? Steal
tha show WITH The Maple Leafs? I am gonna' BE tha STAR of the SHOW next
week. Forget Bret Hart,Edge,or Chris Jericho being tha star of the show, I AM the STAR
.. of the ECE BABY! Forget Bret being the best there was, or is, or whatever man'g. I AM .. THE WHOLE SHOW .. AND ..
MORE! Forget Bret being the whole show, he ain't got NOTHING
on Carlito, he will NEVER have ANYTHING on Carlito Caribbean Cool.
Did he win tha United States Championship in his very first match?
NO. In fact Chris Jericho has never won the United States
Championship, cause he ain't COOL like Carlito, and trust me, I know
cool and Jericho AIN'T Cool. Did Jericho win the
Intercontinental Championship on his FIRST .. EVER Raw match? NO. He
ain't Cool, he won't EVER be Cool, cause he is NOT ..
[[
Carlito smiles.
]]
CARLITO .. CARIBBEAN .. COOL!
[[
Carlito laughs hysterically with Michelle McCool clapping Carlito,
with that in walks Jesus with the Road Agent.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Ahh just the man'g, I wanted to quickly apologize to you man'g, I
was being rude earlier. You are right, I am going to be tha star of
the show this week, I am the whole show and MORE.
[[
Carlito laughs.
]]
That was it really ..
"
[[
Road Agent ]]: "
Okay, no problem is that it.
"
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Err .. no, one more thing man'g.
"
[[
He
reaches into his pocket, takes out an apple he takes a HUGE bite out
of it. He extends his hand out to the Road Agent, who shakes his
hand, Carlito holds onto his hand and then SPITS apple right into
his face. The Road Agent walks out of the locker room in disgust..
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Now das' cool, cause I know cool. And he weren't cool, and you know
..
I SPIT IN DA FACE OF THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL!
[[
Carlito smirks as he looks right into the camera sending a message
to the Maple Leafs.
]]
[[
Carlito Caribbean Cool ]]: "
Edge, you think you are the star? You think you are tha
man? Carlito IS the STAR.. AND MORE!
"
[[
Carlito laughs, as the ECE logo fades up on the screen, after a few
seconds it disappears and the EcE fades to black.
]]
Uncool People: Edge[2x;James Storm,Chris Harris;..Johnny Stamboli..Steven Richards...Nunzio..Chuck Palumbo..RVD[3x]...Booker T..Chris Benoit...Batista...JBL[2x]..Al Snow..AJ Styles..Stone Cold Steve Austin..
Cool Things: Television Champion[2x]
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