' Cooler Than Cool ' Carlito Caribbean Cool

ECE Achievements: Heat Television Champion[1x]!

Match: Brock Lesnar vs Carlito]

ECE Record: W3 - L2 - D0 ~ Roleplay Number: #001

" The Defenition Of Cool! "

LOCATION:Trailer Park; Nashville
STATUS:On Camera
TIME: Noon - Central Time

scene - The scene opens up on camera, shots panning around trailer after trailer. Soon, Carlito is scene popping out and walking towards the camera with a smirk on his face as he begins to speak.

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Dis place.. It's a trailer park mang... And das not cool.. Dis place is for people like Brock Lesnar.. Not for Carlito.. Dis place is for white trash losers.. This place is for ugly people.. This place is for those people who can't afford da finer things in life mang.. Carlito can.. So what Carlito is saying today.. Is that.. After i beat Brock Lesnar.. Carlito will be sending that loser, down here.. Haha.. Now dat.. Das cool... But you know.. One thing concerns Carlito... No no.. It's not losing to Lesnar, cuz dat... Would NEVER happen.. What concerns Carlito is getting his filth on his beautiful body mang.. I mean, come on.. Das not something that Carlito wants... Some of his ugliness might wash off on Carlito, and das definitely not cool.. But you know what would be cool? Cool is, Carlito taking getting a victory over a former WCW Champeen.. And it'll happen mang.. I promise.. So Carlito doesn't care how many men he has to face.. Carlito doesn't care how good those guys think they are.. All that matters is.. Carlito is in dat ring.. He can't lose mang.. Dat's a fact.. Carlito is everything to ECE.. He's da future.. He's da greatest.. And he is damn sure, da sexiest.. Haha... Not like the disgusting trash in these trailers.. Or the unfortunate loser who have to go up against me on Nitro.. Carlito, he can't wait for dis match.. Carlito is anxious to get in da middle of dat ring.. And he can't wiat til he makes da pin, 1..2..3.. And den.. Carlito.. He's gonna walk home with something mang.. Carlito is going to become World Champeen mang.. Da best champeen, eCe has ever seen.. And da best champeen, da world has ever seen.. Hahaha.. Now dat.. DAS COOL.. As for Brock Lesnar?.. Dat guy isn't cool mang.. He isn't even in Carlito's league.. Brock Lesnar, he don't know what it takes to be great.. He don't know how to be cool.. But after he sees Carlito in dat ring against him.. He will finally see what cool is.. You're lookin at him.. Lesnar, he won't like that Carlito is going to kick his ass.. But you know what?.. Brock Lesnar.. He just isn't..

..COOL..

scene - Carlito just smiles and smirks as the scene fades to black. The camera crew is starting to pack up and then a man and a woman from the trailer park come over and Carlito looks scared and they begin to speak.

' WHITE TRASH MAN ' cletus : Well would ya looky here Brandeen.. Dis here boy has got a nice silk shirt.. It's real pirrty mister..

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Hey.. Hey you don't touch Carlito.. Who da hell do you think you are mang.. Carlito doesn't want to be touched by you..

' WHITE TRASH WOMAN ' brandeen : Not only does he got a nice silk shirt.. Look at this here camera Cletus.. It's real nice mister..

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : What you two need to do.. Is go back to your trailers before Carlito, starts getting mad.. Shoo.. Shoo..

' WHITE TRASH MAN ' cletus : Hyuk.. You're funny mister.. Hey wait a minute here.. That hair?.. That accent.. That body.. Hyuk.. You're a wrassler..

' WHITE TRASH WOMAN ' brandeen : No he ain't.. Shutup Cletus.. He ain't no wrassler.. He's too sexy..

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Hey listen.. Carlito.. He is a wrestler.. And he is sexy.. But don't think for asecond, that he would ever get together with you.. You're not cool..

' WHITE TRASH WOMAN ' brandeen : Well i'll be damned.. He IS a wrassler Cletus, you were right.. Well golllly.. Hey hey mister.. Are you a good wrassler?..

' WHITE TRASH MAN ' cletus : Brandeen.. What are you talkin about?.. Of course he's a good wrassler.. He's on the tv and everythang.. We see it through the window of the bar all the time..

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : Uuuh okay.. Of course Carlito is good.. He's better than good.. He's great.. He's better than great.. He's da best mang.. And you dirty little rats don't even pay to see him.. Das not cool..

' WHITE TRASH MAN ' cletus : What do you mean mister?.. We can't afford it.. But it's just as good, just not so clear..

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : You can't appreciate.. The beauty of Carlito, if you're not up close.. You two pieces of trash, you don't know what being cool is.. You'll never be as cool as Carlito..

' WHITE TRASH WOMAN ' brandeen : Mister.. You're funny.. So how great are you of a wrassler?...

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : How great?.. You're asking how great Carlito is.. Das a stupid question mang.. Carlito is the greatest.. In fact, dis sunday night, Carlito is going to beat Brock Lesnar,a former World Heavyweight Champeen.. Das going to be really cool..

' WHITE TRASH MAN ' cletus : Yeah that sure would be cool mister.. Hey, could we come with you and watch from up real close like?..

' WHITE TRASH WOMAN ' brandeen : Ooooh, yeah yeah mister, what do you say? That would be dandy if we could do that..

' CARRIBEAN COOL ' carlito : ..... What the hell are you thinking?.. Do you think Carlito would bring around dirty little scavengers like you? Do you think Carlito would be caught dead around you?... There is no way Carlito is bringing you to Nitro.. Carlito has more important things to worry about than you two pieces of crap being around.. I'm going to tell you something right here.. And right now... Carlito.. He's cooler than cool.. He's the coolest person that this world has ever seen.. And you...

..YOU'RE NOT COOL..

scene - Carlito pulls an apple out of his pocket and breathes on it. The two people just stare at him blankly while he smiles. He then takes a chunk and chews it for a while as they look amazed. Then he winds back and spits it all out over the two people. He laughs, but they just pick the pieces off themselves and start to eat as Carlito looks disgusted and he and the camera crew take off and speed away as the scene ends.

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Not As Cool (defeated):Edge;Battleroyal Participants;RVD.

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