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Cooler Than Cool ' Carlito Caribbean Cool
ECE
Achievements: COMING SOON!
Match:
RVD vs Carlito Caribbean Cool; TV Title ]
ECE
Record: W2 - L0
- D0 ~ Roleplay Number:
#001

" The Defenition Of Cool! "
The ECE logo fades up infront of a beach in Miami Florida. The There are quite a few people around as the beach is a hot spot in Miami...Suddenly we see two distinct figures walking along the beach.. The two figures are made out to be the New Television Champion, Carlito Caribbean Cool, and his new sidekick/bodyguard, Jesus.Carlito walks across the beach with an apple in his hand, tossing it up and catching it, as Jesus follows behind. Carlito looks at everyone on the beach and gets a disgusted look on his face.
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Have you seen this?? ..This is a perfect example of what is wrong with this world.. Lazy bums sittin on the beach instead of working to make a living..That's not cool. Carlito Spits in tha FACE of People who aren't cool.Me and my associate Jesus..We're cool..These people?They're not Cool.Rob Van Dam? He's not Cool..RVD walks around claiming everything's cool and how he's the greatest Supastar alive..That's not true..Carlito is tha greatest superstar alive!And winning the Television Championship on my first night proves that! "
He takes a break and continues walking on and it just so happens that he walks past a beach bum who seems to be getting a tan, Carlito stops by him and forms a dark shadow over the bum, He turns around and looks rather confused...
The Bum: "
Excuse me buddy but ya blockin mah tan! "
Carlito laughs...
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
A Tan?A man in the horrible shape such as yourself doesn't need a tan. You need lyposuction!That's not Cool..And neither are you or anyoneelse on this disgraceful place of loitering. You people don't come to get tans..You come to pick up Women who don't want fat,disgusting pigs like yourselves.You're just like RVD.Tryin to be Cool when in reality you're all nothin but fat,lazy,slobs. "
The bum scratches his head...
The Bum: "
So uhhh, What're you gettin at? "
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Haven't you been paying attention to Carlito?? ..Is your imaginary tan more important than listening to the Television Champion?!Is it more important than Carlito?!That's NOT Cool!When Carlito talks you listen!You should thank god that Carlito even decided to make you look cool by talking to you..Now you got 5 seconds to get the hell outta here before Jesus gets angry!And you wouldn't like Jesus when he's angry! "
Carlito then slaps the guy across the back of the head as Jesus stands over him, The guy quickly gets up and walks away, Carlito shakes his head with his hands on his hips, Now looking at us with a grin and swiftly begins strolling along again...
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Now' that was cool! ..Him?He's not Cool..Just like Rob Van Dam..He's not Cool..He's a disgrace!And it will be an easy Title defense for Carlito.Carlito made an impressive debut on Nitro..Carlito defeated such established stars as Edge,America's Most Wanted, Steven Richards, and so on..Rob Van Dam?He's no challenge to Carlito.He's not COOL enough to take My Title. Carlito Spits in tha FACE of People Who don't want to be Cool like Rob Van Dam! "
He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out that same green apple he had earlier and begins throwing it up and down and catching it in his hand...
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Insulting Carlito is bad for RVD's health..Carlito gets angry at disrespectful punks like Rob Van Dam.Jesus hates people who don't want to be Cool too..Carlito as the Television Champion?That's Cool....RVD challenging Carlito?THat's not cool..And i'll teach our Heat General Manager the Cat some respect by beating Rob Van Dam..NOBODY disrespects Carlito..I am the Television Champion..The coolest Champion in eCe..Rob Van Dam will learn how Cool Carlito is this Saturday...He and everyoneelse will understand the "

He then nods and stands grinning for a moment before focusing back onto the apple he has in the palm of his hand, He holds it up to his mouth and takes a big bite out of it and chews it infront of us as the scene fades to black...

Not As Cool (defeated):Edge;Battleroyal Participants
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