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Cooler Than Cool ' Carlito Caribbean Cool
ECE
Achievements: COMING SOON!
Match:
Edge vs Carlito Caribbean Cool; TV Title Battleroyal]
ECE
Record: W000 - L000
- D000 ~ Roleplay Number:
#001

" The Defenition Of Cool! "
The ECE logo fades up infront of a lake with a big beautiful fountain based around the middle of it. The lake itself is surrounded by a metal railing and there are quite a few people around the lake doing certain things, Some fishing, Some throwing in bread for the ducks and others having picnics with their familys and so on, But one man however doesn't seem to be up to anything, We slowly turn about twenty degrees to the right where we see a man wearing a white shirt with the first couple of buttons un-done at the top, The man has rather unusual hair too, But in reality, It's "COOL" so he'd say, But after a while of looking around he shakes his head and then looks at us with a disgusted face...
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Have you seen this?? ..This is one of the most diabolical parts of this town i've ever been to! ..Take a look around, These people are just lazy citizens that wouldn't even lift a leg to put a crisp packet in the bin! ..To tell you the truth i'm feeling rather embarrised myself right now to even be in such a mess, These people aren't cool... Cool like Carlito, They're just punks! ..Yeah that's right, Punk's like the guys i'm going to be facing this sunday on Nitro! ..This is my in ring debut and I don't want to lose, Oh no, Carlito's not a failure, Carlito's a success! ..Edge,JBL,Steven Richards,Rob Van Dam,Nunzio,Johnny Stamboli,James Storm They're just perfect examples of failures! ..These guys aren't cool, The only cool man in this match is Carlito and he'll walk out of the Air Canada Centre with a victory and the Television Championship... One COOL victory as a matter of fact, But above all that... I'll get the pleasure of waving the Peurto Rico flag infront of the whole world! ..Now I dunno about you, But that sure sounds cool to me! "
He takes a break and continues walking on and it just so happens that he walks past a man who is currently searching for fish in the open lake with a rod in his hands, Carlito stops by him and forms a dark shadow over the fisherman, He turns around and looks rather confused...
The Fisherman: "
Can I help ya, Son? "
Carlito laughs...
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Fishing?? ..You think that's cool? ..Well Carlito doesn't think that's cool! ..Fishing is for punks like yourself who have nothing better to do with their time on this earth! ..Can't you just leave those poor fish alone for at least a week?? ..I don't think they want your rods and your damn line in their habbitat! ..Why can't you just get on with your life and live on the cool side of things like Carlito eh? ..Don't even bother answering actually, Nobody around here is cool except from myself, But by taking your stuff and getting the hell out of here is a start... "
The fisherman scratches his head...
The Fisherman: "
So uhhh, Where's all this leading to? "
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Haven't you been paying attention to Carlito?? ..Do you think watching your plastic stick all day is more important than me!? ..Well Carlito doesn't think so! ..When Carlito is speaking you should be thankful.. But by not even listening to me, Urgh! ..That just not cool! ..So Carlito thinks you should take your gear and get out of his sight! "
Carlito then slaps the guy across the back of the head a few times and kicks his bate ETC, ETC into the lake as it slowly begins to sink to the bottom, The guy quickly gets up and walks away, Carlito shakes his head with his hands on his hips, Now looking at us with a grin and swiftly begins strolling along again...
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
Now' that was cool! ..Guy's like that... They're not cool! ..My opponets on Nitro, They don't know Carlito yet... But Carlito's coming! ..And he's coming to the ECE to make an impact! ..This sunday, It starts with these 9! ..It makes me sick to even see those other punks! But most importantly.. I'm not doing it for the fans, Oh no, Carlito doesn't need the support of the people in this town, What Carlito does... He does for himself! ..But i'm not disrespecting these punks! ..I've been taking this very serious ever since it was announced! ..But Carlito knows that he's much better than them, ..Certainly much cooler too! ..But guys that disrespect Carlito, Das' not cool! ..Carlito doesn't like to be disrespected! ...People that disrepect me need some kind of punishment! ...Especially if you're not cool! ...People that aren't cool ... Carlito spit's in their face! "
He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a green apple and begins throwing it up and down and catching it in his hand...
Carlito Caribbean Cool: "
But this is not gonna change anything from what i've heard from these disrespectful punks! ..How dare they insult Carlito! ..Insulting Carlito isn't cool at all and trying to intimidate me doesn't work either! ..Carlito's not intimidated by no one! ..But too be honest, These punks should fear me... They should be aware that Carlito's coming to the ECE.. And he's coming this sunday on Nitro too make the most coolest debut in the history of wrestling! ..as for those guys that are going to lose to me on nitro.. They're not cool, They're just punks! ..Punks like you ..But trust me, Carlito's going to make sure they understand one thing before the night is over ...They will understand the "

He then nods and stands grinning for a moment before focusing back onto the apple he has in the palm of his hand, He holds it up to his mouth and takes a big bite out of it and chews it infront of us as the scene fades to black...

Not As Cool (defeated):Edge?
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