Rp Number: 26  Record: 8-10-1

Next Match: Dead End
Carlito vs Colt Cabana

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Last weeks edition of Raw saw the start of the Wrestlemania build up. And At Wrestlemania, Christopher Daniels Will defend his title against the current number one contender Carlito. Clearly Raw was a huge night for ECE because we also found out the name of the newest group to hit the ECE, the name of that group being “The Standard”. And that name definitely fits this group because they are the supposed Standard of eCe and have been making an Impact ever since their debut lastweek. Will that Impact continue this week for “The Standard”?In other news, Carlito WILL Compete for the first time since Dead End against Colt Cabana of the Second City Saints. And this match is defientley worthy of Main Eventing the show since it will feature the Next X Division Champion. It will also feature an up-and-coming newcomer so the star power is there to make this The Main Event. After last week the tension between Christopher Daniels and Carlito has to be at an all time high and this match will allow Carlito to release some of that tension and one of them to pick up momentum heading into Wrestlemania. Which superstar will be victorious? Will it be Carlito or will it be Colt Cabana…so many questions, and some of, if not all of them will be answered on Raw .

The ECE logo fades up and we appear to be at a very tropical setting. The view fades and we see a man sitting in a lounge chair poolside. The camera zooms in on the man and it is the current number one contender to the ECE X Division Championship, Carlito Caribbean Cool. As the camera zooms in on Carlito starts to speak.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: At Dead End…Carlito got beat for da one…two…three.

Carlito hangs his head looking pretty disappointed about his loss.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Carlito may be Cool…but Carlito wanted to win man’g. Winning is cool…an’ das what Carlito is all about, bein’ cool. Carlito knows cool…an’ losin…das not cool. Carlito had not lost in over a month…an’ at Dead End Carlito lost…an’ ya know what…Carlito says dis, his hats off to you Rhino…well Carlito doesn’t have a hat, but you people know what Carlito means. Carlito thinks dat Rhino is a pretty cool guy…even though he didn’t do what Carlito wanted…das all right. Speaking of cool…das words you would not use to describe Carlito’s opponent dis week on Raw.

Carlito smiles as he reaches over and grabs his drink and takes a sip out of it, swallowing it down with a smile.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Colt Cabana…A guy dat not only choose to not be cool. But a guy who has perfected not bein’ cool…dis guy wouldn’t know cool if it came up to him and smacked em in da face. But Carlito…Carlito knows cool…Carlito breathes cool…Carlito lives cool…Carlito is cool. An’ Carlito finds it funny dat Colt Cabana all of a sudden think he is good…if Carlito recalls correctly, he hasn't won a match. An’ now since He and C.M.Punk had a little success in Ring of Honor…dey suddenly think dey are something hot? Dey aren’t hot…and dey aren’t cool. As far as Carlito is concerned dose guys…dey aren’t nothing.

Carlito smirks once again when suddenly Jesus’ taps him on the shoulder from behind. Carlito jumps up a little startled since the big idiot just didn’t approach him from the front.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Jesus’…what da hell are you doin’ man’g? Don’t do dat to Carlito…Carlito doesn’t like it when people jus sneak up on him…das not cool man’g. You hang out with Carlito enough you should have learned to sorta kinda be cool by now…

‘ Da Idiot Bodyguard ’ Jesus: My bad man’g…are you feelin’ okay?

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Ummm yeah, why wouldn’t Carlito be feeling okay? Is Carlito suppose to be sick or something?

‘ Da Idiot Bodyguard ’ Jesus: No I jus thought you’d be mad about your loss..

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Mad…no Carlito isn’t mad. Carlito doesn’t care…getting’ all mad das not cool. Das somethin Colt Cabana would do…get all puffed up and look ready to kill da . Carlito doesn’t go about his business like dat man’g…Carlito handles it da cool way. Colt Cabana doesn’t know how…he jus knows how to get all red faced. An’ das not cool…on Raw he’s gonna feel Carlito's wrath…and das gonna be cool!

‘ Da Idiot Bodyguard ’ Jesus: He’s jus a warmup for you, right man’g?

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Yeah you idiot…thanks for statin da obvious for the 900th time. It may be da obvious…but it’s also da truth. Colt’s time at da top is coming to an end man’g. An’ on Raw Carlito is going to show da world dat Cabana’s entire ROH run was a fluke…and dat his reign at da top is also a fluke. Colt Cabana does not need to be representing da ECE dere is only one guy cool enough to fit dat role…and das Da King of Cool, Carlito…Caribbean…Cool. Carlito is da shining bright new star an’ Colt Cabana is da fading one. Colt Cabana's reign of uncoolness is comin to an end on Raw Carlito plans on softening him up.

Carlito reaches into his pocket and pulls out an apple. He smirks a confident smirk as he starts to toss the apple up and down.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: What do most people think when dey see dis apple Jesus’?

‘ Da Idiot Bodyguard ’ Jesus: Dey probably…

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Shut up man’g…das one of dose questions you’re not suppose to answer. Anyway when Carlito sees dis apple all he can think about is spitting it into da face of someone who chooses to not be cool…an’ dis week it jus so happens dat Colt Cabana is the unlucky one. Cause dere is one thing dat Carlito does not tolerate…and das uncoolness. Haha Carlito should have fired you along time ago den man’g…Haha I’m kidding. But Carlito is not kidding when he says dat he is facing da uncoolest person in da entire ECE. Colt Cabana who think for some reason he is some sort of celebrity…Carlito has not seen him hanging out with any famous people…all Carlito has seen is dere idiot camera man…Colt needs to realize dat jus because dey pay some homeless people five bucks to ask for autographs…dat doesn’t make dem famous. Dat makes dem really sad…an’ also not cool. An’ den dey think dey have da right to call Carlito uncool…Haha das hilarious. If Carlito is uncool…den Colt Cabana does not have a big head…an’ everybody knows das a fact. Jus like Carlito bein cool and Colt Cabana bein a B list wrestler…

‘ Da Idiot Bodyguard ’ Jesus: Yeah man’g…you will have no trouble with him.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Jesus’…Carlito is seriously gonna get you some pom poms or somethin man’g…because you’re not a bodyguard, you’re more like a cheerleader. An’ das not only sad…it’s also not cool. An’ Carlito knows cool…jus like Colt Cabana knows being fake…dis guy are about as real as Trish Stratus' chest…an’ you know her puppies are fake, jus like her. But Carlito…Carlito’s real…Carlito is cool! Somethin dat Colt Cabana will never be. It’s Mr.Cool versus Mr. Hopeless…because on Monday Night Colt Cabana is gonna get to see first hand dat dey aren’t da new fresh guy on da scene…dey are gonna see dat Carlito is da new fresh face of wrestling. Cabana is nothin’ but a joke…an’ da worst part is it’s not even a funny joke. Dis guy honestly thinks he is da greatest thing to ever hit da ring…everybody knows das Carlito. Carlito is da only guy cool enough to be da greatest…not Hulk Hogan, not Da Rock…an’ not even you Randy Orton…it’s CARLITO!

Carlito takes a big bite out of his apple and spits the chunks towards the camera, flashing a big smile at the camera.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Dat right dere was more dan chunks of an apple…das Colt Cabana's future. Because on Raw das what’s gonna happen to him because…I spit in da faces of people who don’t want to be cool. An’ Colt Cabana may want to be cool…but dey fail miserabley at it. Carlito should start a class to help people become cool…but den again dose punks are hopeless. Dey are at da point were da have no hope of ever being cool or winning on Raw …Carlito is simply unstoppable…an’ das very cool. An’ on Raw Carlito will continue his Impact…it may be Summer time but on Monday Night Carlito is going to take Colt Cabana to school. An’ on Monday Night I will show da entire ECE once again why I am da coolest guy to ever hit wrestling. Carlito like Carlito said cannot be stop…an’ Colt Cabana will get to see dis first hand. Dere’s also one other thing dey will get to see first hand….

Carlito takes another big bite out of the apple and spits the chunks once again at the camera, again smiling satisfied looking ready to go.

…I SPIT IN DA FACE…OF PEOPLE…WHO DON’T WANT TO BE COOL!

Carlito smiles as Jesus’ takes a seat next to him. He then reaches over and grabs his drink taking sip from it as he and Jesus’ have a little conversation. After a couple of seconds our scene fades out and we fade to black.



Uncool People: Edge[3x];James Storm,Chris Harris;..Johnny Stamboli..Steven Richards...Nunzio..Chuck Palumbo..RVD[3x]...Booker T..Chris Benoit...Batista...JBL[2x]..Al Snow..AJ Styles..Stone Cold Steve Austin..Lance Storm..Chris Jericho..

Cool Things: Television Champion[2x]