Rp Number: Record: 15-15-1

Next Match: CRASH AND BURN
Carlito vs Mr.Perfect

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For one full month now the countdown to Crash and Burn has been on going. And now it is less than two days away and the anticipation that has been building for the past month continues to build. One month ago is when all the anticipation began when Carlito Caribbean Cool lost to Sting and Ric Flair. On that same night Mr.Perfect retained his IC Title. X-Rated was a busy night though as We learned most of the Crash and Burn card. And now for the last month Carlito and Perfect have been at each other throats, each man trying to gain the upper hand heading into this huge Championship match. These men have been having a battle of words, a battle of whit’s, and a battle of fists over this past month and it will all come to a head at Crash and Burn when Mr.Perfect defends his IC Title against The King of Cool in what should be an encounter for the ages. A week back two of these men were involved in a huge three on three Main Event and it ended in Carlito's team gaining the victory. And that is evidence that neither man has a huge edge heading into Crash and Burn. Carlito may have a slight advantage since he's on the biggest of rolls. But that is all in the past now and if Carlito is not able to capitalize on the opportunity that he earned then none of that will matter. Perfect may have the Title but Carlito probably doesn’t even care. Carlito’s mind is on doing one thing and that is un-seating Mr.Perfect and becoming the new ECE Intercontinental Champion. It’s time for someone fresh, someone new…and someone COOL like Carlito to take the torch and become the ECE’s top gun. Is Perfect's reign coming to an end? Will Carlito be able to overcome the odds and defeat the longest reigning Champion in Extreme Championship Entertainment…only time will tell.

The ECE logo fades up and our scene fades up in the bright lights of Sin City...Las Vegas, Nevada. The camera pans around and shows off the incredible strip, which is the landmark feature of Las Vegas. Our view continues and we end up being in a casino. All sorts of people can be seen walking around the casino but the camera focuses in on a man with his back to the camera. As the camera zooms in it’s obvious because of the hair who it is, it’s Carlito Caribbean Cool. Carlito pulls the slot machine lever and some coins some flying out of it as Carlito takes them and put them in his little cup as he slowly turns and sees the camera appearing to be a little bit startled.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Hey…don’t come up on Carlito like dat man’g…das not cool…an’ Carlito knows cool man’g, dere ain’t nothin cooler dan Carlito…except for one thing man’g. Da Intercontinental Champeenship… da Intercontinental Champeenship…now das cool. But da punk who is walkin’ around with dat title…he’s not cool. He is da furthest thing from cool dat Carlito can think of…an’ now his uncool reign at da top is gettin’ closer an’ closer to comin’ to an end…an’ at Crash and Burn da new reign of cool is goin’ to begin for da E-C-E…an’ dere ain’t nothin’ Mr.Perfect is gonna do to be able to stop Carlito…forget dat thug John Cena, Carlito’s time is now…dat title belongs to someone cool like Carlito, not some uncool punk with a big head like you Perfect…you may have dat title…but at Crash and Burn, Carlito is gonna break your spirit...He's gonna break your ego..Dat maybe da hardest…but Carlito is cool enough to pull dat off. An’ Carlito is cool enough to become da next ECE Intercontinental Champeen…every since X-Rated when Carlito dominated Ric Flair, Carlito knew dat it was jus a matter of time before my shot came around……an’ now Crash and Burn is upon us…an’ at Crash and Burn Carlito is gonna finish da job he started months ago…because das da cool thing to do…and das what Carlito is all about, bein’ cool.

Carlito smirks turning back to the slot machine pulling the lever once again. Again Carlito wins some more money when suddenly his stuttering bodyguard Matt Morgan comes into the picture and taps Carlito on the shoulder. Carlito jumps once again as he turns around and slaps Morgan across the head.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Hey man’g don’t do dat to Carlito…Carlito has already told you dat he doesn’t like when people sneak on him…das not cool man’g…an’ Carlito knows cool…like you know stutterin’. Did you get da info dat Carlito wanted man’g?

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Y-Yes…I d-did.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Okay so where is Dead End gonna take place…Carlito knows dat it’s gonna be a real cool city man’g…a city cool enough to see Carlito become da new ECE Intercontinental Champeen.

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Or-Or-Or…

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Or-Or…what da hell are you talkin’ about man’g? Carlito has already told you dat if you don’t ship up…Carlito’s gonna ship you out…or atleast get you some speech lessons or somethin’…

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: My ba-ba-ba…BAD

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Ba-Ba…what da hell are you a sheep? You gonna sing Carlito Mary Had A Little Lamb or somethin’…get your head in da game man’g…Carlito is less dan a week from a Title Shot and you can’t even tell Carlito what cool city he’ll be winning da Champeenship in.

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Or-Or-Or-Orlando FLORIDA!

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Orlando Florida…where da hell is dat? Florida ain’t cool…dey coulda at least got Carlito St. Louis…dat would been an improvement…but instead we got Orlando Florida…where in da hell is dat…

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: I th-th-th-think…

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Jus shut up man’g…we don’t got enough time for dat…like Carlito has told you in da past, you’re better seen an’ not heard…you are Carlito’s big back up…so you better be ready to back Carlito up at Crash and Burn…not dat Carlito is gonna need it. Carlito has got dis thing handled…now if dis was a face painting contest…or who could make da angriest face contest…den dere wouldn’t even be a need for Carlito to show up…but unfortunately for da angry face painter…das not what it’s gonna be. An’ he is in trouble…Mr.Perfect may think he’s got da edge because he beat Carlito once already…but even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once and a while. But he ain’t gonna get lucky again…dis time it’s for real. Dis time Carlito is actually gonna try…and dis time Carlito is gonna win…an’ das gonna be da coolest night ever. It’s a shame dat it’s gonna be in Florida…das not real cool…but when Carlito puts da nice shiny IC Champeenship around his waist, it will no longer matter. All will be good…an’ all will defientley be COOL!

Carlito looks at Morgan who just smiles at him not wanting to further embarrass himself by trying to speak.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Silence is golden man’g…an’ Carlito is gonna be golden after Crash and Burn…with dat nice shiny title around his waist…das gonna be soooo coooool! It’s gonna be da coolest night in Carlito’s life…it’s gonna be cooler dan cool…it’s gonna be da coolest. An’ da ECE will be needing to thank Carlito…thank Carlito for givin dem a cool champeen…dat will make da place cooler. Mr.Perfect is holdin da place down…it’s time for da new fresh face of professional wrestling an’ da E-C-E to step up and take his spot on top of da throne…an’ das what Carlito is gonna do man’g. Mr.Perfect's day has pasted an’ it’s time for da ECE to have a new top gun…an’ not dat Tom Cruise guy, he ain’t cool…its time for da ECE to be represented by someone cool enough to hold da Champeenship…an’ das CARLITO!

Carlito looks up at Morgan who just grins goofily as Carlito reaches over and grabs his drink and takes a sip from it.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: You know what Carlito needs to do…to go see if dat betting board thing has Carlito an’ Mr.Perfect on it…because Carlito knows dat it would have him as a favorite. An’ for all da people who see dis…you need to come to Las Vegas and put everything you own on Carlito beatin Mr.Perfect to become da new Intercontinental Champeen…because it’s gonna happen. So like Carlito has been sayin for da past few weeks, Perfect better enjoy his las week with da title…take some pictures or somethin man’g…because dis is da last week of his uncool reign. Carlito remembers da show in WWE called “Tough Enough” well Perfect you may be Tough Enough…but you are not COOL ENOUGH…an’ to Carlito dat’s all dat matters man’g. An’ Carlito is sick and tired of seein’ you make dat Title uncool…because da Title…das cool. An’ you’ve made it become really not cool…an’ dere’s one man cool enough to bring da coolness back to life in da Title…an’ das of course Carlito.

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Yeah Carlito…you got it ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Did Carlito tell a joke…what’s so funny man’g? Carlito was bein serious and laughin’ when Carlito’s bein serious…das not cool man’g…not cool at all.

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: I was try-trying…to say th-that you got it…got it…HANDELED!

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Carlito knows dat he’s got it handled man’g…you think Carlito needs you to let him know dat da situation is under control…Haha now das funny man’g. You are gonna make Carlito bust a rib…haha. But seriously man’g…what are you gonna tell Carlito next…dat Mr.Perfect isn’t cool….HAHA I’m killing myself…if you keep dat up Matt, Carlito is gonna start callin’ you Captain Obvious…because das all you jus did man’g…state da obvious. Anyone with a half working brain…and dat means you too knows dat Carlito is gonna defeat Mr.Perfect to become Intercontinental Champeen…dis thing is in da bag like it’s groceries or somethin man’g…dere ain’t nothin’ Perfect is gonna to do to stop it either…it’s gonna happen. All dat stands between me and Perfect is time and opportunity…an’ when da time is right Carlito is gonna take advantage of da opportunity…because das da cool thing to do. An’ das what Carlito is all about.

Carlito smirks as he pulls an apple from his pocket and tosses it up and down into the air.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Matt what do you see…what is dis?

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: It’s an app-app-apple.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Good Job? But dis is more dan an apple man’g…dis is Perfect's future…dis apple is destined to be spit in his ugly grump face…an’ Carlito is destined to become da next Intercontinental Champeen…an’ it will take more dan a miracle for Mr.Perfect to walk out still da Champeen…he may have dodged a bullet las month…but dat was Batista…dis is Carlito. Batista may be da Animal or whatever…be he wasn’t cool enough to get da job done. But Captain Cool…haha das me…well Captain Cool is cool enough to get da job done…an’ Perfect will find dis out first hand…when his reign comes to an end courtesy of Da King of Cool…Carlito…Caribbean…Cool!

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: Yeah ma-man it-it-it-it’s….gonna be the be-be-be….best night ever.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Wow…again with da obvious you gotta stop dat…what are you gonna say next…dat Mr.Perfect has a big head…seriously man’g you gotta cut dat out or Carlito is gonna cut you…dis is gettin’ old havin to get a new side kick…but Carlito thought dat you were cool enough to be Carlito’s big back up and be cool enough to hold onto da job…are you gonna let Carlito down?

‘ Stuttering Backup ’ Matt Morgan: N-No-No…I a-am not.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Das better man’g…an’ das more like it. An’ Carlito is not gonna let da people down at Crash and Burn…because da new Intercontinental Champeen belongs to dis cool prestigious group…it does not belong to Perfect..his time at da top is comin’ to an end. An’ dere isnt a thing he can do about it…but enjoy his last few days at da top. Because at Crash and Burn…Perfect, Carlito may not be a teacher but he’s gonna take you to school…to da school of cool. An’ when Carlito gets done wit’chu you’re still not gonna be…dere’s no hope for you to become cool. But dere’s one other thing dat you’re not gonna be…an’ das da World Champeen…because at Dead End…Carlito is gonna hit da jack pot!

Carlito smirks as he turns and pulls the lever again. This time he hits the jack pot, what perfect timing. A huge siren goes off as money starts shooting from the machine as Morgan and Carlito try to prevent it from going all over the place. As Morgan tries to control the situation Carlito smirks and turns back to face the camera.

NOW DAS COOL!

Carlito smiles as Matt Morgan continues to stop the money as he flies out. Carlito turns back around and tries to help Morgan out. Carlito must have gave Matt some instruction as he rushes out of the scene as Carlito continues to collect the money as it flies out and after a few more moments, our scene fades out.


Uncool People: Edge[4x];James Storm,Chris Harris;..Johnny Stamboli..Steven Richards...Nunzio..Chuck Palumbo..RVD[3x]...Booker T..Chris Benoit...Batista...JBL[3x]..Al Snow..AJ Styles..Stone Cold Steve Austin..Lance Storm..Chris Jericho..Colt Cabana..Kurt Angle[2x]..C.M.Punk...The Rock...Rey Mysterio..

Cool Things: Television Champion[2x]..Most Humorous Award for June..Most Improved Award for August..