In Super Bowl 25 The Buffalo Bills got as close as they would ever get in the big game, losing to the New York Giants by one point after missing a last minute field goal that would have won them the game. Carlito smirks as he again turns the TV back down and focuses in on the camera.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Haha…it’s not gonna be like dat man’g. Chris Benoit is not even gonna come close to beatin’ Carlito an’ if he does get close he’s gonna do jus like dese Bills guys…an’ choke…because even on his best day Chris Benoit is not even close to bein’ on da same level as Carlito…time has passed him by man’g…his time is over…an’ it’s not John Cena whose time is now…it’s Carlito. Carlito is da King of dis Jungle an’ Chris Benoit doesn’t got what it takes to knock da King off da throne…if dis was a who is da most hideous match…den Carlito would jus forfeit da title…but unfortunately for Benoit das not da case…an’ dat means he is in some major trouble. He can talk all da crap he wants man’g…But Carlito knows dat in da back of his mind he’s thinkin’ “How am I gonna beat dis guy”…Carlito knows dat da case man’g…he’s hit Carlito with his best shot twice…an’ both times it wasn’t good enough…because it’s simple man’g…Carlito is better dan Chris Benoit…Carlito is cooler dan Chris Benoit…an’ Chris Benoit will get to witness dis first hand for da THIRD TIME dis Monday Night…an’ maybe jus maybe when Carlito gets done with dis toothless punk he’ll finally realize dat he doesn’t belong in a wrestling ring…he belongs in da dentist office…an’ den da nursin’ home.
Carlito smirks as the confidence just oozes from this third encounter he is set to have with Chris Benoit at Survivor Series. Carlito grabs his remote and once again turns the volume back up as the same voice can be heard once again.
TV Voice: In Super Bowl 26 and Super Bowl 27, the Buffalo Bills were met by the same opponent, the Dallas Cowboys. And in both games the Bills were dominated from start to finish and once again ended up on the losing side of things.
Carlito’s smirk widens as he obviously just heard something that he liked as he turns the volume back down on the TV once again as the confidence seems to be pouring from the Champ.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Haha dat sounds jus like Carlito’s situation man’g…Carlito’s like dose Dallas Cowboy guys…because in da past two matches with Chris Benoit Carlito has dominated from start to finish and barely even broke a sweat…an’ nothin’ is gonna change about dat dis week. Chris Benoit is fightin’ a battle dat he’s not gonna win man’g…he’s already lost it twice an’ at Survivor Series for Chris Benoit…it’s gonna be his third strike an’ dat means his toothless ass is gonna be out. An’ den it’s gonna be on to bigger and better things for Carlito…because Carlito was honestly expectin’ a bigger challenge in his first title defense as Intercontinental Champeen…but das not da case man’g…dis isnt gonna be a challenge…dis is gonna be a joke. Carlito’s feels like dat guy who always wins da Hot Dog Eating Contest in New York…because he knows he’s gonna win every year when dat event rolls around…an’ Carlito knows dat he’s gonna win at Survivor Series when it rolls around…because das da cool thing to do. Winning is cool man’g…das why Carlito wins so much…but Chris Benoit wouldn’t know cool if it smacked him right across his ugly mug…or winning for dat matter. Das because Chris Benoit is a loser…an’ like Carlito said losing not cool man’g…so das right up da alley for a punk like Chris Benoit…because he’s about as uncool as it gets man’g.
Carlito smirks once again as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his trusty apple. He smirks as he takes a big bite out of it and swallows it down slowly, enjoying the taste as he finishes the bite off and smirks at the camera, with his typical smirk.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Chris Benoit get ready man’g…it may be a different match but da results are gonna be da same. Because you are jus like da Buffalo Bills…you get to da big game and den you choke. Face it man’g…Carlito doesn’t care what you have to say…you can say whatever you want man’g…but it’s not gonna change how dis all goes down at Survivor Series…Carlito has showed you twice in da past dat you aren’t good enough an’ you’re not cool enough to get da job done against da King of Cool…an’ Carlito is gonna teach you dat exact same lesson dis Monday Night…talk crap to Carlito do whatever you want to do man’g…get your hopes up…das fine…but get ready man’g…because hope doesn’t win you matches man’g…talkin’ about sacrifices and what not dat doesn’t win you matches…bein COOL wins you matches…an’ you will NEVER…EVER be cool enough to beat Carlito…you’re not even cool enough to be in da same ring as Carlito…but das not Carlito’s call…an’ dere isn’t anything Carlito can do about it…except kick your ass for da third time and den maybe da ECE front office will stop puttin’ you in da ring with Carlito…because dis isn’t even gonna be a challenge…an’ for you Chris Benoit it’s gonna be public humiliation man’g…because face da facts man’g…you can’t no longer cut it. Carlito has showed dis toothless freak twice dat he can’t cut it with da new fresh face of professional wrestling…but Benoit isn’t da brightest bulb in da bulb box…an’ he’s comin’ back for more in his “big return.” Well Carlito isn’t gonna show dis old dog once again dat he doesn’t know any new tricks…
Carlito takes another slow bite out of the apple, this time swallowing it down even slower than the first as the same smirk remains on his face once he finishes the bite off.
‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: What’s Chris Benoit’s sayin “Prove me wrong” haha well Carlito’s already done dat twice man’g…an’ Carlito’s sure you’ll come up with some crazy ass reason for Carlito to prove you wrong again…das something an uncool person like you would do Chris…somehow make it to were Carlito has to prove somethin’ to you…even though Carlito’s already beaten you twice. But just face da facts Chris Benoit’s your time has come and gone…an’ you’re no longer feared…you’re no longer scary like you want to think you are…you are jus in da way man’g…an’ das not cool. An’ when you are in Carlito’s way…you get an apple spit right in your face…because Carlito spits in da face of people who don’t want to be cool…an’ Chris Benoit falls into dat category man’g. Chris Benoit is da best example of uncool dat Carlito can ever think of man’g…if you looked uncool up in da dictionary…you’d see one ugly picture because dat picture would be Chris Benoit. But all is good man’g…an’ all is cool…because at Survivor Series Chris Benoit will see once again dat he ain’t in Carlito’s league…an’ if Chris Benoit wants Carlito to think other wise den he’s gonna have to PROVE CARLITO WRONG…because Carlito ain’t got a thing to prove to you Benoit…Carlito’s beat you twice…an’ da third time ain’t gonna be da charm for you…da third time is gonna be jus like da first two…an' oh yeah Benoit…