Rp Number: Record: 15-15-1

Next Match: CRASH AND BURN
Carlito vs Mr.Perfect

Monday Night saw X-Rated kicked off with a bang and it kicked off with a surprise, as MNM is no longer apart of Evolution. But that took a backseat to the situation involving Chris Benoit and Carlito. This situation is on going and still developing . But this week will bring us Carlito Caribbean Cool’s first title defense as the new Intercontinental Champion against a man he is very familiar with…Chris Benoit. These two men have locked up in the past with Carlito having the edge on both occasions even putting Benoit out for two months after their encounter . But now Benoit is back and back with something to prove and this should be an outstanding match for The King of Cool in his very first Championship defense. Will Carlito be able to knock off the title of “One hit wonder”…will he be able to beat Chris Benoit for the third time, this time for all the marbles and with everything on the line. What part will ECW play in all of this, as you know they will be very interested in seeing who is victorious. So many questions are to be answered this week…what is happening with ECW? Will there be even more shake up? Will Carlito be able to successfully defend his newly won Championship in his first defense? Will Chris Benoit make his return a great one and become the new Champion? So many questions, one thing is for sure Survivor Series will defientley provide some answers.

The ECE logo fades up and we appear to be outside of a very luxurious looking hotel. The camera pans back and we get a nice shot of it and all its glory as this hotel truly appears to be fit for a King. The view then fades on inside of the Hotel and it’s just as nice on the inside as it is on the outside. The view then makes its way up some stairs and focuses in on Room 341. The view then slowly fades on up inside of the room and this looks to be one of the nicest rooms in the whole hotel. The view swings and we get a shot of the Intercontinental Champion Carlito Caribbean Cool kicked back and completely relaxed on the couch as the camera zooms in on him and he begins to speak.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Las’ week Mr.Perfect…he found out first hand what happens when you choose to not be cool…an’ now look at him. speakin’ of losers…Carlito just heard dat he will be defending da Intercontinental Champeenship dis week against Chris Benoit…you gotta be kiddin’ me man’g…how many times does Carlito have to beat dis guy to knock some sense into him? Carlito’s already beat Chris Benoit for da 1-2-3 twice…an’ Carlito knows dat Benoit’s gonna be talkin’ about his big return and how da 3rd time is gonna be da charm an’ all dat crap…well das not gonna be da case man’g. Carlito jus won da Champeenship an’ is startin’ to make it cool again…an’ Carlito’s not gonna let dat toothless punk take what he doesn’t deserve…I mean how does Chris Benoit even deserve a Champeenship match…not dat Carlito cares or anything…Carlito isn’t worried he knows dat dis is gonna be easy as pie…an’ dat Chris Benoit doesn’t have a chance…too bad dat Chris Benoit doesn’t think like dat man’g…because Carlito knows dat he’s gonna be getting’ his hopes up and all dat good junk…but none of dat is gonna matter man’g…Carlito has showed in da past dat Chris Benoit isn’t in Carlito’s league…an’ Carlito will do da same thing dis Monday Night on Raw Attitude for da THIRD time…den, maybe den Chris Benoit will get a clue…but a dumb guy like him, Carlito doubts it.

Carlito props his feet up on the coffee table in front of him as he grabs his TV remote and turns his television on. The station that it’s tuned into is ESPN and it’s one of those old school NFL Films video. Carlito smirks his smirk as he watches on closely.

TV Voice: The Buffalo Bills, a team that made it to four straight Super Bowls and never was able to win one became labeled as a team that was never able to win the big one.

Carlito nearly laughs out loud as he quickly turns his TV down as he looks into the camera barely able to control himself.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Haha…das jus funny man’g. Das what Chris Benoit is man’g…he’s like does Bills guys. Because jus like him he can’t win da big one…when he gets into da big game…he chokes. We all saw dis a few months ago when Carlito beat Chris Benoit…an’ whose shoulders did Carlito pin to da mat for da 1-2-3…Chris Benoit’s. An’ now Chris Benoit is makin’ his big return…to get his ass handed to him by Carlito once again…haha. Because das all das gonna happen on Survivor Series man’g…Chris Benoit is not gonna defeat Carlito on his first night back to end Carlito’s cool reign as Champeen…nah man’g das not gonna happen. Dere’s a better chance for hell to freeze over tomorrow dan for Chris Benoit to beat Carlito on his return. But what is different about Chris Benoit dan dese Bills guys is dey actually earned deir shot at bein’ Champeen…Carlito hurts Chris Benoit puts him out for two months and den he comes back to a Title Shot…das not cool man’g…not cool at all. An’ das more dan uncool man’g…it’s not fair. But whatever…like Carlito said he doesn’t care man’g…Carlito’s beat dis Chris Benoit guy so many time he’s startin’ to lose count…haha so Carlito is not gonna sweat dis match man’g…Carlito isn’t worried at all…Carlito knows dat dis one is in da bag.

Carlito smirks confidently as he takes the remote and turns the Television back up a little bit now as the announcer can be heard once again.

TV Voice: In Super Bowl 25 The Buffalo Bills got as close as they would ever get in the big game, losing to the New York Giants by one point after missing a last minute field goal that would have won them the game. Carlito smirks as he again turns the TV back down and focuses in on the camera.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Haha…it’s not gonna be like dat man’g. Chris Benoit is not even gonna come close to beatin’ Carlito an’ if he does get close he’s gonna do jus like dese Bills guys…an’ choke…because even on his best day Chris Benoit is not even close to bein’ on da same level as Carlito…time has passed him by man’g…his time is over…an’ it’s not John Cena whose time is now…it’s Carlito. Carlito is da King of dis Jungle an’ Chris Benoit doesn’t got what it takes to knock da King off da throne…if dis was a who is da most hideous match…den Carlito would jus forfeit da title…but unfortunately for Benoit das not da case…an’ dat means he is in some major trouble. He can talk all da crap he wants man’g…But Carlito knows dat in da back of his mind he’s thinkin’ “How am I gonna beat dis guy”…Carlito knows dat da case man’g…he’s hit Carlito with his best shot twice…an’ both times it wasn’t good enough…because it’s simple man’g…Carlito is better dan Chris Benoit…Carlito is cooler dan Chris Benoit…an’ Chris Benoit will get to witness dis first hand for da THIRD TIME dis Monday Night…an’ maybe jus maybe when Carlito gets done with dis toothless punk he’ll finally realize dat he doesn’t belong in a wrestling ring…he belongs in da dentist office…an’ den da nursin’ home.

Carlito smirks as the confidence just oozes from this third encounter he is set to have with Chris Benoit at Survivor Series. Carlito grabs his remote and once again turns the volume back up as the same voice can be heard once again.

TV Voice: In Super Bowl 26 and Super Bowl 27, the Buffalo Bills were met by the same opponent, the Dallas Cowboys. And in both games the Bills were dominated from start to finish and once again ended up on the losing side of things.

Carlito’s smirk widens as he obviously just heard something that he liked as he turns the volume back down on the TV once again as the confidence seems to be pouring from the Champ.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Haha dat sounds jus like Carlito’s situation man’g…Carlito’s like dose Dallas Cowboy guys…because in da past two matches with Chris Benoit Carlito has dominated from start to finish and barely even broke a sweat…an’ nothin’ is gonna change about dat dis week. Chris Benoit is fightin’ a battle dat he’s not gonna win man’g…he’s already lost it twice an’ at Survivor Series for Chris Benoit…it’s gonna be his third strike an’ dat means his toothless ass is gonna be out. An’ den it’s gonna be on to bigger and better things for Carlito…because Carlito was honestly expectin’ a bigger challenge in his first title defense as Intercontinental Champeen…but das not da case man’g…dis isnt gonna be a challenge…dis is gonna be a joke. Carlito’s feels like dat guy who always wins da Hot Dog Eating Contest in New York…because he knows he’s gonna win every year when dat event rolls around…an’ Carlito knows dat he’s gonna win at Survivor Series when it rolls around…because das da cool thing to do. Winning is cool man’g…das why Carlito wins so much…but Chris Benoit wouldn’t know cool if it smacked him right across his ugly mug…or winning for dat matter. Das because Chris Benoit is a loser…an’ like Carlito said losing not cool man’g…so das right up da alley for a punk like Chris Benoit…because he’s about as uncool as it gets man’g.

Carlito smirks once again as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his trusty apple. He smirks as he takes a big bite out of it and swallows it down slowly, enjoying the taste as he finishes the bite off and smirks at the camera, with his typical smirk.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Chris Benoit get ready man’g…it may be a different match but da results are gonna be da same. Because you are jus like da Buffalo Bills…you get to da big game and den you choke. Face it man’g…Carlito doesn’t care what you have to say…you can say whatever you want man’g…but it’s not gonna change how dis all goes down at Survivor Series…Carlito has showed you twice in da past dat you aren’t good enough an’ you’re not cool enough to get da job done against da King of Cool…an’ Carlito is gonna teach you dat exact same lesson dis Monday Night…talk crap to Carlito do whatever you want to do man’g…get your hopes up…das fine…but get ready man’g…because hope doesn’t win you matches man’g…talkin’ about sacrifices and what not dat doesn’t win you matches…bein COOL wins you matches…an’ you will NEVER…EVER be cool enough to beat Carlito…you’re not even cool enough to be in da same ring as Carlito…but das not Carlito’s call…an’ dere isn’t anything Carlito can do about it…except kick your ass for da third time and den maybe da ECE front office will stop puttin’ you in da ring with Carlito…because dis isn’t even gonna be a challenge…an’ for you Chris Benoit it’s gonna be public humiliation man’g…because face da facts man’g…you can’t no longer cut it. Carlito has showed dis toothless freak twice dat he can’t cut it with da new fresh face of professional wrestling…but Benoit isn’t da brightest bulb in da bulb box…an’ he’s comin’ back for more in his “big return.” Well Carlito isn’t gonna show dis old dog once again dat he doesn’t know any new tricks…

Carlito takes another slow bite out of the apple, this time swallowing it down even slower than the first as the same smirk remains on his face once he finishes the bite off.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: What’s Chris Benoit’s sayin “Prove me wrong” haha well Carlito’s already done dat twice man’g…an’ Carlito’s sure you’ll come up with some crazy ass reason for Carlito to prove you wrong again…das something an uncool person like you would do Chris…somehow make it to were Carlito has to prove somethin’ to you…even though Carlito’s already beaten you twice. But just face da facts Chris Benoit’s your time has come and gone…an’ you’re no longer feared…you’re no longer scary like you want to think you are…you are jus in da way man’g…an’ das not cool. An’ when you are in Carlito’s way…you get an apple spit right in your face…because Carlito spits in da face of people who don’t want to be cool…an’ Chris Benoit falls into dat category man’g. Chris Benoit is da best example of uncool dat Carlito can ever think of man’g…if you looked uncool up in da dictionary…you’d see one ugly picture because dat picture would be Chris Benoit. But all is good man’g…an’ all is cool…because at Survivor Series Chris Benoit will see once again dat he ain’t in Carlito’s league…an’ if Chris Benoit wants Carlito to think other wise den he’s gonna have to PROVE CARLITO WRONG…because Carlito ain’t got a thing to prove to you Benoit…Carlito’s beat you twice…an’ da third time ain’t gonna be da charm for you…da third time is gonna be jus like da first two…an' oh yeah Benoit…

DAS COOL!

Carlito smirks as he turns the volume back up on the TV and focuses his attention to it as the same little special about the NFL’s biggest choke artist is still on the air. The camera remains focused on Carlito as he continues to watch, but after a few minutes the view slowly fades out and we fade to black.


Uncool People: Edge[4x];James Storm,Chris Harris;..Johnny Stamboli..Steven Richards...Nunzio..Chuck Palumbo..RVD[3x]...Booker T..Chris Benoit[2x]...Batista...JBL[3x]..Al Snow..AJ Styles..Stone Cold Steve Austin..Lance Storm..Chris Jericho..Colt Cabana..Kurt Angle[2x]..C.M.Punk...The Rock...Rey Mysterio..Mr.Perfect..

Cool Things: Television Champion[2x]..Most Humorous Award for June..Most Improved Award for August..Intercontinental Champion[current]..