Rp Number: 50  Record: 9-10-1

Next Match: RAW
Carlito vs Kurt Angle

[[ The ECE logo fades up and we began with footage from last months Pay Per View Dead End. The footage we are seeing is from the Elimination chamber for the ECE World Heavyweight Championship. The footage shows some highlights from the match and ends with Randy Orton pinning Rhino for the 1-2-3 to retain the ECE World Heavyweight Championship. Our footage slowly comes to and we are now focused in on Carlito as he watches on as well before pausing the tape and eyeing the camera.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Dis was las month at dead End…da uncoolest night of Carlito’s career…da night dat Carlito almost became World Champion…but apparently das not da case because dis Monday Night Kurt faces a beltless Carlito an’ it’s gonna be him ,da King of Uncool takin’ on Da King of Cool Carlito…but Carlito don’t understand how Kurt is back in da first place man’g…an’ Carlito’s gonna be lookin’ into dat in da next couple of weeks an’ Carlito may jus have to take some legal action on da matter because das not cool for Kurt Angle to be facin Carlito…not only is it not cool…but it’s not right man’g…an’ Carlito is gonna get to da bottom of it.

Carlito pauses as he smirks into the camera with a confident smirk, looking still as confident as ever coming off his loss at Dead End.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: But what happened to Carlito at Dead End…dat was not cool man’g. Carlito defeated Da Stinker for da 1-2-3 to be da World Heavyweight Champeen an’ den suddenly Randy Orton had ta cheapshot an’ screw Carlito out of da Title…dat wasn’t cool man’g…Da World Heavyweight Champeenship don’t belong around da waist of Orton…it belongs around da waist of cool…it belongs around da waist of Carlito. Orton is not a Champeen…Orton is a freakin’ criminal because he lost to Carlito…Carlito beat him an’ some how he is da Champ…Orton does not belong in da ring defendin’ da Title at mania…he belongs in a freakin’ jail cell man’g…but Carlito can’t do nothin’ about any of dat dis week because dat punk chose to face Da Rock…Carlito thinks dats funny man’g…he wanted to talk about how he’s gonna be a good Champeen an’ all dat crap an’ now he picks da smallest guy in da joint to go against…Haha das pathetic…an’ das also not cool.

Carlito pauses as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his trusty apple taking a big bite out of it as he slowly swallow it down.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: But das alright man’g…Carlito will get his Title …dat title belongs around da waist of coolness…an’ dey don’t get no cooler dan Carlito. An’ Carlito will do whatever it takes to get back on da top were he belongs…an’ Carlito is gonna start doin’ dat by lettin’ his actions do da talkin’ dis Monday Night against Kurt Angle…Carlito is gonna get da job done…because das da cool thing to do…an’ das what Carlito is all about…bein’ cool and spittin’ in da faces of people who don’t want to be cool…an’ Kurt Angle and Christopher Daniels are two of da best examples of not bein’ cool. I mean look at Angle…everything about dat punk is uncool…his olympics…dat wasn’t cool. Carlito is cool…an’ Carlito…Carlito likes dese apples.

Carlito smirks again as he takes a big bite out of the apple and swallowing the bite down slowly.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: An’ den he’s had dat little Team Angle…haha Carlito don’t know what’s a bigger joke dat fact dat dis punk think dat he’s good as a wrestler…or da fact dat he thinks dat uncool teammates of his good…das a pretty close race. But ya know what’s not gonna be close man’g…our match dis Monday Night because you need to be getting’ your books ready because Carlito is gonna be takin’ you punks to school…an’ you know das cool. Dis ain’t gonna be da School or Hard knocks or any of dat crap…it’s gonna be da School of Cool an’ dere ain’t noone better dan Carlito to teach da class…because Carlito is so cool he even makes da dog days of Summer cool…an’ dis Monday Night Carlito is gonna be spittin’ in both of you punks faces…an’ das…das gonna be very very cool.

Carlito pauses once again he takes another bite out of his apple as he finishes it off with that bite as he swallows it down and begins to speak again.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Carlito always hear you sayin’ crap like dat you’re da Olympic Gold Medalist an’ all dat uncool garbage…an’ das exactly what dat is man’g…garbage. But das all punks like you do is talk crap…but Carlito, Carlito backs up what he says man’g…an’ dis Monday Night Carlito an’ his apple are gonna be doin’ all da talkin man’g…an’ das gonna be more dan cool…das gonna be awesome. Because Carlito is on a cool mission now…an’ dat cool mission is to get what’s rightfully mine an’ das da X Division Champeenship…an’ Carlito is gonna send a message to Daniels through Kurt Angle dis Monday Night on Raw …an trust me das…das gonna be cool.

Carlito’s smirks confidently once again as he looks to get back on track this Monday Night.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: An’ now dat brings Carlito to da task at hand…da man dat caused carlito to lose his shot…now it looks like Angle is back an’ is wantin’ some more…das cool with Carlito man’g…Carlito showed dat punk las month dat he was better an’ Carlito will do da exact same dis Monday Night…Kurt thinks dat he’s gonna be back an’ better dan ever an’ dat things are gonna have changed…but das not da case man’g…nothin has changed. Dis is still wrestling…dis ain’t da olympics or a crybaby contest…if it was dat Kurt would never lose…but das not da case man’g…an’ it’s also not a who can make dere face da reddest contest either…again if dat was da case Kurt would still be da man…but it’s not. An’ Carlito showed dat punk las month dat he was not only cooler but also better…an’ since da ECE has seen fit to put Kurt in da ring with Carlito for his big warmup…den Carlito will have no problem doin’ dat again.

Carlito smirks as he gets up out of his chair and eyes the camera as he appears to be concluding this little segment.

‘ Das Cool ’ Carlito Caribbean Cool: Dis Monday night like Carlito said man’g…his actions are gonna do da talkin’. Carlito got robbed at Dead End but das not happening dis Monday Night…Carlito will get da job done an’ show da world dat Kurt ain’t in my league. We are da best an’ as Stone Cold Steve Austin would say das da bottom line…dere ain’t a thing either of you punks can do to change dat or to stop me...I'm gonna run through you punks like it’s nothin because das what you are…nothin. So be ready punks…dis Monday night you are gonna get to see what happens to punks dat choose to not be cool…an’ you know what dat means Carlito is gonna do…Carlito is gonna be spittin’ in your face…and even an idiot like you can realize dat…

DAS COOL!

Carlito smirks cockily as he walks over to the door and opens it up heading out of whatever room that he was in. The view stays in the room for a few moments before we slowly lose our feed and fade to black.




Uncool People: Edge[3x];James Storm,Chris Harris;..Johnny Stamboli..Steven Richards...Nunzio..Chuck Palumbo..RVD[3x]...Booker T..Chris Benoit...Batista...JBL[2x]..Al Snow..AJ Styles..Stone Cold Steve Austin..Lance Storm..Chris Jericho..Colt Cabana..

Cool Things: Television Champion[2x]